Dark Souls has conditioned an entire generation to only accept R1 as attack and O as dodge in action games.

Dark Souls has conditioned an entire generation to only accept R1 as attack and O as dodge in action games.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget muh stamina bar, and not writing a story somehow being impressive and noteworthy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which boss filtered you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Creating a world with lore and atmosphere that is built to be cryptic and give you just enough information to get your imagination running is better and harder to do properly than a passable story written based on a template with little to no creative input by the "artists", just drawing within the lines of a marketable product with a demographic. It is the perfect type of storytelling for a gameplay focused arpg.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FromSoft has completely forgotten how to do that approach after Dark Souls 1. Their "lore" these days is literally just random concepts and content spliced together with no inkling of a grander story or even a coherent plot.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Bloodborne and Sekiro's worlds a lot, Elden Ring had some cool ideas but what you said is very true of that game, more than any other, DS3 was too meta.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ARPG

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes? It's more of an rpg than most Japanese arpgs.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Using only R1 and O is a bad idea in elden ring however.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Using only R1 and O is a bad idea in elden ring however
      lol

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clay is literally me

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank god i had the IQ to skip these games. hackanslash are for brainless homosexuals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >had

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't flatter yourself, you get your opinions on video games from a forum of obese manchildren in arrested development, who don't even like video games but never developed a personality outside of what was put in front of them as a weak, mildly mentally moronic child nobody wanted to play with.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        projecting much? all you homosexuals worship these garbage games, you post "praise da sun" over and over again like a imbecile. I am the only patrician who arrived at my own conclusions regarding the value of dark souls, namely that it had none.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not a patrician arriving at their own conclusions if you have never even played the games and are just parroting the opinions of other people.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            your plebian gibbering is irrelevant to me, just like your mindless hackan game. The masses need their slop I suppose, perhaps it is best you stay entertained with drivel so that more deserving games remain unpolluted by your inane attentions.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >goes back to his animu weeb shit
              sure showed us pal

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you realize dark souls is weebshit right?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no akshually you are playing weeb shit!!
                ur moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                where was dark souls developed lad?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                omg
                we all were weebs all along

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you like dark souls, then yes, yes you are

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are such a pseud it's physically painful to read your replies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                good. you deserve it

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best part is when they complain about a different game with a different control scheme and saying the controls suck

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That control scheme makes sense in theory because you can attack while moving the camera but these games have lock on so you‘re not doing that anyways

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be one of the hardest boss of all time despite you having unlimited heal, unlimited dodge with huge i-frame and and no shitty gimmick like stamina bar to restict your movement

    How can Soulsgays even complete?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Be one of the hardest boss of all time despite you having unlimited heal, unlimited dodge with huge i-frame and and no shitty gimmick like stamina bar to restict your movement

      >How can Soulsgays even complete?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd post Yozora at the very least, Lingering will is childs play in comparison

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth is better simply because I can't just do my rotation of final form firaga/duck flare/elixirs to shit on him

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Moral Orel S1 S2 = generic edgy adult swim "comedy"
    >Moral Orel S3 = pure undistilled KINO
    How the frick did this happen?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i remember correctly, season 3 is when it was taken off of television for being edgy but the guys completed the show anyways

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they were asked to make it more edgy or something along those lines
        Personally I didn't find the series all that special

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm curious as to when you first saw it.

          I'm not trying to start shit or anything

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Couple years ago, watched it on a whim on youtube when I saw a playlist of the episodes
            Like, there were some chuckles to be had, but on the whole it felt like it was trying a bit too hard

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alright fair enough.

              It went dark because the head of adult swim wanted it to be as dark and edgy as possible and regretted it after he saw a rough cut for Alone. Its why stuff was rushed and it went for an edgier style

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, kind of silly management shenanigans
                I do appreciate that they kind of gave something to most every citizen in the show's town, but I just wasn't too invested in whatever quarrel was going on in the protag family. The dad complaining about his job and then turning out to be the mayor was a rather humorous twist, I'll give them that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dino was bored with the show and was going through a divorce and wanted to express it through the show.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the bears problem?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i remember correctly, season 3 is when it was taken off of television for being edgy but the guys completed the show anyways

      And they were asked to make it more edgy or something along those lines
      Personally I didn't find the series all that special

      Dino was bored with the show and was going through a divorce and wanted to express it through the show.

      Fun fact.
      The original ending of the show was the dad being fed up with his life and his b***h of a wife, grabs a shotgun, unloads it on her, then proceeds to kill Orel and the sister, then offs himself.

      But apparently that was way to dark so they had to scrap that idea.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clay needed that ending. He was robbed.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah the world is pretty bad nowadays. you might as well have a nice day OP

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Armored chads will save us

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am conditioned to expect your game to let me rebind the controls. I am conditioned to not give a frick how other people bind their controls, because I am playing my game, not theirs. I'm sorry your pussy hurts.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love moral orel

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >call of duty has conditioned an entire generation of shoulder button as attack and face button as jump/crouch
    >mario conditioned an entire generation that a is jump and left and right moves you left and right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker conditioned (You) to be a contrarian homosexual

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