Dead Space Remake

It's finally coming this week. Will you buy it to get more Dead Space remakes until we get the fourth one? or will you torrent it

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here come incels to cry about tits being covered as if it was a big crime because they have no source of happiness in their lives

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Here come the shill moron gays defending their slop because they have no source of happiness in their lives. See, I can do it too, bitch gay.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy it only if spherehunter likes it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Caring about a chud opinion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That is NOT Isaac. Seriously? It's some other character model, right?

      Enjoy getting your opinions from someone who can't even accept their manhood.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is that isaac? why doesn't he have blue eyes in this one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      atleast he's got red hair.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They decided to designed him closer to the real actor who voices him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Adam Sandler?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah except the DS2 Isaac looks closer to the VA than this does so that's not exactly a good excuse.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >will you torrent it
    not even that

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Neither, I'll just play the original.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >torrent
    Denuvo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck my life. Maybe it gets cracked in a matter of days like the Resident Evil games? I know Callisto never got cracked but that's because the game was shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        games not out yet so i wouldn't say its gonna be 100% good. there's always the original

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The original still works fine on console, but the PC port has issues, only the framerate one actually breaks the game, but the ragdoll physics are pretty janky, and the cutscene camera at the end of the game is pretty fucked as well.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe it gets cracked in a matter of days
        it wont be. empress chud cant even crack mon hun rise which is more than 4 months old

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >another shit remake cashgrab I don't give a fuck about playing gets Denuvo'd
      poetry
      I can't wait for Denuvo to kill piracy. Then the whole gay industry has to confront the fact that piracy wasn't killing sales after all, it was just a cope for making shit games for the past 15 years due to hiring women and morons.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bros...dont know if I should CONSOOM just use personal experience to explain why the game is shit to trigger normies or watch a movie on youtube...

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >backtracking
    >side missions
    >random enemies
    yikes

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't pay me to play it

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS SUMMER
    >*isaac played as adam sandler* UH, CAN YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THIS THING?
    >ADAMN SANDLER
    >*necromorph hits him in the nuts* OOOOH RIGHT IN THE SPACE BALLS
    >IS DEAD
    >*isaac doing the moon walk while thriller is playing*
    >IN SPACE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's perfect. 10/10

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      missing a sony vaio marketing plug

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why on fucking Earth would I pay the company that killed the franchise to begin with, in order to buy a bad remake that is strictly inferior to the original in almost every way, in the hopes that they will fund more bad remakes, which in turn will fund an absolute abomination of a continuation?

    This is a level of cuckoldry I didn't even think was possible.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reupload of the 2 hours of gameplay that leaked?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ill only play this shit in 1-2 years when im bored

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would have been fine with the series ending with Dead Space 2. That game had a nice simple ending.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but whens the last time a series was allowed to end on the best one

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you buy it
    no
    >will you torrent it
    no

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for reviews.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently, if one anon in a previous thread is to be believed, the plot twist will be that Isaac is insane and Nicole isn't even his girlfriend, but a nurse that took care of him.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I gonna watch the cutscenes on youtube because Gunner Wright is based and want to see his DS1 dialog and that is it.Fuck EA.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, fuck EA and fuck these shitty reimagnings of good games.
    These exist soleley to part the retards of their money and nothing else.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has a wall shimmy section. Wouldn't buy it even on the worst day of my life

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even gonna play it, not even for free, you couldn't pay me to play this pointless remake.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >make a dude with graying hair, fucking ginger and younger.
    >make his relatively younger gf(not even that younger with DS2 aging her up with a different face model), look old enough to be his mom.
    What the fuck is wrong with EA

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ISAAC
    >YOU KEPT COMING BETWEEN ELLIE AND ME, SO I HAD TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC
    >I BECAME YOU ISAAC, FOR THE REMAKE
    >NOW I'M THE ONE WHO GETS TO MEET HER ON TITAN STATION
    >GOODBYE ISAAC, AND STAY DEAD IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy him in Fortnite

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He was way more handsome in 2.
    Should have gone with that face.

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