Dear VGC players: Stop cheating.

>b-but I just want to save time!
Stop cheating.
>b-but I am too lazy to play fairly!
Stop cheating.
>b-but the game makes it too hard despite having 7 billion QoL improvements to help me!
Stop cheating.
>b-but no one will notice!
If I kill someone without anyone noticing, does that make it okay?
>I-Integritygay!
Yes.
>b-but you're probably bad at the game!
Stop cheating.
>b-but my friend gave this to me so I don't know if it was injected!
You stop cheating. Him stop cheating.
>b-but I got it from an egg from a hacked pokemon!
Stop cheating,
>b-but you shouldn't care if I cheat or not
Stop cheating.
>b-but I got this fair and square! I-I just happened to be at a 2009 event and got something that has only a 1/750384 chance in appearing!
Stop cheating.
>b-but you're acting like Versify!
If a moron correctly calls you moronic, then that probably means you're even more moronic than the moron.
>b-but judges let me do it!
Stop cheating.
>b-but *buzzword buzzword buzzword*
Stop cheating.
>b-but you can't act holier-than-thou! Y-You're just some random shitposter on the internet!
Stop cheating.
>c-cope!
Stop cheating.
>Y-You will never be a woman!
Stop cheating.
>D-Do you want to ban like 80% of good VGC players?! Because they're all cheaters!
Yes. they need to be reeducated and reconditioned into better members of people. Moral corruption will never be tolerated in a just society
>N-No that's not fair!
Stop cheating.
>b-but-
No more excuses. Stop cheating.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > >Y-You will never be a woman!
    A cheatsisterer would never say that

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obsessed schizo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop cheating.

      I'll stop cheating when Game Freak starts giving a frick about its playerbase.

      Stop cheating.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remove IVs.

        Remove Pepes.

        I'll stop cheating when Game Freak starts giving a frick about its playerbase.

        This. Not a cheater, but this raising system is still bullshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop cheating.
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        Stop cheating.

        You can't cheat if you don't play their garbage game to begin with.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll stop cheating when Game Freak starts giving a frick about its playerbase.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should remove bottlecaps, nature mints, the EV training mini games, anything that boosts shiny odds, put the shiny odds back to 1/8192 and bring back HMs so that qolBlack folk like you finally drop the franchise and stop asking us to "accept" your cheating.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s too based to control!

        This but unironically

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This but unironically
          I wasn't being ironic at all. Pokemon games were better when they didn't have any of this "quality of life" garbage.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because everything else in those games were better. Quality of life improvements, however little is added and not removed, is the only positive I can give to the modern games.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, things like field moves, shinies being rare, and competitive pokemon being hard to get were part of what made these games great

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GF so abusive so neglectful I can't play showdown on cart noooooo
      I call people who stay in neglectful relationships morons tbqhwy

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rare Frogposter W

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, sweaty, competitive gaming is about strategies, predicting the opponent and about knowing pkmn's stats and abilities.

    Grinding meaningless tasks to build a team doesn't make sense from a competitive multiplayer perspective. You might as well play showdown, or just edit the mons into the savegame.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop cheating.

      If you actually cared about the competition, you would denounce the ban on genning.

      Stop cheating.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I won't.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not telling you to gen, stupid frick. I'm telling you to stop defending that it's banned. If you have a good sense of sportsmanship, you should want the barrier to entry to be as low as possible.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually cared about the competition, you would denounce the ban on genning.

  7. 4 months ago
    sage

    >frogBlack person
    thread discarded

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop cheating.

      I'm not telling you to gen, stupid frick. I'm telling you to stop defending that it's banned. If you have a good sense of sportsmanship, you should want the barrier to entry to be as low as possible.

      Stop cheating.

      >If I kill someone without anyone noticing, does that make it okay?
      Yes. Absolutely. Are you moronic?

      Stop cheating.

      It's not cheating if your mons are legit.

      Stop cheating.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheaters are absolutely boiling ITT
    all you had to do was not make your legendary a shiny that’s in a strange ball and was met at lvl 1 in kitakami
    but that’s just too hard for you

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If I kill someone without anyone noticing, does that make it okay?
    Yes. Absolutely. Are you moronic?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not cheating if your mons are legit.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

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