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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Troy Baker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's TORI Baker you fascist!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pulls out laser guitar axe
    HOLY FVWARKING KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was like oooooooOOOOOOOOOOH!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HIGGS = KINO
    SAY SORRY

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, Kefka.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima hired Gene Simmons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's clearly Alice Cooper.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same as it ever was

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW mommy tells me to stop playing my music so loudly

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death Stranding 2 looks like Kojima took all the complaints about the first bring boring and I'm all for it. This trailer was awesome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean he replaced everything that made the game unique and interesting with generic action slop to please a bunch of zoomers who didn't like the game? Yeah great job

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what? there was literally more gameplay featuring Sam just walking through cool ass backdrops and environmental challenges than any actual gunplay, infact I don't even fricking remember the gunplay. if this was released in 2024 (frick u Kojima, you're not forgiven for MGS being garbage) then it'd without a doubt be GOTY. Now I don't even have the motivation to replay DS1

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>it'd without a doubt be GOTY
          >see one single trailer with very little gameplay followed by kojima yapping about how this is a transcendental movie-game
          >LE GOTY
          lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like it’s just more of the first game but even more batshit. Not sure what you’re complaining about.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I got a little ahead of myself. I just don't want the game to be bogged down with a bunch of extra combat, wacky comedy and other popular shit in order to appeal to people who didn't like 1. It probably isn't like that to be honest, I just got mad at the mere mention of that being a possibility.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wacky comedy and other popular shit in order to appeal to people who didn't like 1.
            Given the subtitle is taken from a novel/film about people literally waiting to die I'm confident in speculating it's not going to be wacky bullshit to court public opinion.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna kill kojima

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god that was so cringe

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I thought the puppet was dumb, but then the guitar gun vs. robo-samurai battle happened and I shouted KINO irl.
    He's done it again.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aaahh too much creativity, dad

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he just doing ziggy stardust now?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is stupid
    >lightning guitar gun
    nevermind, 10/10

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TROY BAKER WEARING "NOT JOKER" MAKEUP WHILE FIGHTING BABY-POWERED ROBOT SAMURAI WITH AN ELECTRIC RAILGUN GUITAR AXE
    10/10

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was getting peter gabriel or bowie vibes at least with apperance

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sting?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did I miss?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE ARE SO FRICKING BACK. PURE KINO

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logs?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guitar gun sword vs robot samurai baby
    I fricking love Kojima man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't have guess it not even after 100 attempts lmao

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MGR levels of camp but without the charm
    Kojima once again confirming MGS was good not because of him, but despite him

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S FRICKING ROCK

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks more like The Crow than the Joker and given Kojima's usual movie wankery I'm pretty sure that's the "inspiration".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody here is old enough to have seen the crow but like 5 guys.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hideous Koyeema literally just combined Joker with Marilyn Manson.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its The Crow you fricking zoomers

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back to delivery package simulation work hey
    Doing it for free like janny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason the desert area got me super hype

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait to gulp some MONSTER to fight off that dehydration, aren't you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah that will probably kill you. Moster sponsorship is OVER

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima invented the Electric Guitar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just nevan from DMC3

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DMC3 guitar combat K I N O is back in the meny baby wooooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same movie director for both games so I wonder if it's intentional

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will he say the iconic line?
    I'm da jokah baby

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking tired of troy baker. Do you burgers not have any other voice actors?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is Kojima's obsession with trannies now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      you mean since 2002

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean real life trannies
        he has that homosexual Hunter Shafer in his other game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker suddenly hates Hunter
          What the frick happened

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thing gets popular
            >nuGanker hates it because nuGanker has no integrity and spine and is tainted with dishonesty and weak gays

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker is the troony loving board, not here

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ironic since Ganker has become by far the best media board now that Ganker's quality is extreme irredeemable shit-tier and Ganker is plummeting
              Ganker actually still produces fun shit, Ganker has just become peak internet brainrot for morons and edgy zoomers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry bro couldn't hear you with that wiener in your mouth

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you respond without sounding made?
                >Who was in the wrong here?
                >What the frick was his problem?
                Ganker is just as bad as here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stole your mom's face, bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >14 y/o zoomer doesn't know glam metal and effeminates rockstars
      Get outta here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The glam rockers were all pedophiles which is basically the same thing. Gary Glitter sailed the seven seas raping little boys.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks really cool but I just dislike Troy Baker, wish Kojima got another Hollywood homie instead

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>tv

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >These days I'm Fragile in name only.
    So she's not Fragile or Frageeyl now?

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