>decide to try and get back into running games
>go to my LGS and advertise there to just run a drop in table for some simple game time
>game was called Goblin Blood
>all party members are members of a mercenary company contracts by a group of city states to exterminate a growing goblin threat
>the goblins are dangerous because they breed at an insane rate
>this group in particular is highly organized which is an actual issue for the city states
>fast forward a few sessions
>one regular player is a bit of a weirdo, but normal enough beyond being a little odd
>the party finally figures out that Bugbears/Hobgoblins/Goblins are all one species
>goblins are infertile drones, hobgoblins are fertile males, and bugbears are fertile females
>the who Goblin Blood conflict started because of a concerted effort by a group of Bugbears to form basically a goblin tribal government
>the player in question freaks out
>starts talking about how women are smaller/weaker and shouldn't be both in charge and larger/stronger than the males
>he makes a stink about it
>try and calm him down
>he stays for a bit then makes an excuse to leave early
>next week he comes back, doesn't play, but sort of leers
I don't know why I even try
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I don't believe you specifically because its so easy to explain 'sexual dimorphism is different for every species in real life and the goblins in this game are an example of something pretty far removed from humans' and everyone knows that shit doesn't apply to fantasy races anyway.
I'm sure he'll stop being a homosexual anyways. if he's real.
honestly I'll believe it just cause it would've been easier and more simple to make a thread crying about female custodes and pozzed hammer40K
not OP but I've literally seen morons on this board who will argue obsessively against the most common sense kind of shit like that as if something like goblins are real or have a single universal canon to draw from.
>everyone knows that shit doesn't apply to fantasy races anyway.
see this is your problem. Assuming people aren't too moronic to not know this.
Having been in the LGS scene for a long time, this is an entirely believable story. The random hobby guy doesn't know much about the world and will actively resist new information.
At my lgs I would have gotten shit for running a 'xenophobic' campaign if I had that setup.
They would love the 'females are bigger and stronger and in charge of the government' angle.
Where do you live that you have chuds at your lgs? Can you tell them to come to my lgs?
didn't you post this same story a few weeks ago?
No, this is honestly my first post on /tg/ in months.
Well hopefully the other players enjoyed the game. Focus on them, and kick the problem player.
are infertile drones, hobgoblins are fertile males, and bugbears are fertile females
this is such nonsense I actually believe it happened
>the party finally figures out that Bugbears/Hobgoblins/Goblins are all one species
Cringe
>starts talking about how women are smaller/weaker and shouldn't be both in charge and larger/stronger than the males
Based
>runs a Goblin Slayer game
>gets the kind of cretin who likes Goblin Slayer
No one but yourself to blame.
>you are a cretin because you like my fetishes
Redditor
>runs a Goblin Slayer game
It's not true, the goblins in Goblin Slayer are not non-binary asexuals.
>non-binary asexuals
how do they reproduce?
Asexually obviously. You answered your own question.
Okay, but are we talking specifically spores, mitosis, budding? Or some sort of multi-stage life cycle with complete metamorphosis that undergoes division at particular stage?
I assume it's like worms. When you cut them in half both side grow a new whole.
Weird but I don't see how one schizo acting like a schizo is a huge problem
Yeah, that player is a moron. But you're a b***h for running to the internet to gossip about it like a teenage girl.
have you never vented in your life
>>go to my LGS
That was your first mistake.
>the party finally figures out that Bugbears/Hobgoblins/Goblins are all one species
>goblins are infertile drones, hobgoblins are fertile males, and bugbears are fertile females
I'm so tired of homosexuals inserting their weird sexual fetishes into tabletop. Hit the gym, get a (better) job, get laid, and stop shitting up the hobby with your coomerism.
You are absolutely bugfricking moronic if you think "goblinoids work like ants" is a fricking sexual fetish.
>goblins are like ants/xenomorphs/whatever else hive species, literal vermin who reproduce like vermin
>"NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU INSERTING YOUR SEXUAL FETISHES INTO RPGS"
You're a homosexual and a moron, Arch.
>>get a better job
You may as well tell someone to flap their arms and fly like a bird in this economy.
>Goblins act like Naked Mole Rats
>A fetish
What stage of brainrot is this?
This makes me think of bees/ants, or spiders. I'm oddly surprised no one at the table would have brought up either, or any of the tons of animals where the female of the species is larger than the male.
More like naked mole rats then insects