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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey honey wanna go out for drinks? oh by the way don't forget to bring your fricking Steam Deck so we don't actually have to interact meaningfully with each other
    why are people like this
    also i feel like this is just begging to get your deck stolen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're jealous anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right. Who the hell goes to a brewery to play video games? Do these zoomers even talk to eachother? Why even be together with someone if you just sit behind your screens?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't talk and game?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you have to be explained why this is autistic then you're either underage or just as moronic
            enjoy time with your partner when going out. have a conversation without media. good lord

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >enjoy time with your partner when going out.
              Thanks for agreeing with me anon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              zoomers can't live in the moment, they need constant stimuli from screens to even function

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you're the harbinger of all that is mentally healthy, then why are you wasting your time here?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                with what?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The looming spectre of death

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Death is never.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >begging to get your deck stolen
      Don't go to bars frequented by Black folk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >interact meaningfully
      >playing vidya together while drinking at your favorite spot isn't interacting meaningfully
      What else are they supposed to do? It's a brewery.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        talk, play drinking games with some friends, or just go do something else. Going to the brewery just to play vidya sounds like an excuse to say they have dates

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What else are they supposed to do? It's a brewery.
        Do Americans really?
        You're supposed to talk like a normal person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talk with the bartender, chat up locals, or literally any of the fricking activities they have set up there?
        Leave the fricking games at home.
        Why even waste money going out if you're going to be glued to your screen?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not old enough to even drink, are you? You know you can talk to people while gaming right? I used to take my tablet PC into the bar to work on illustrations while drinking and chatting with my neighbors.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's millennial's idea of companionship

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      While I think it's fricking stupid to go out and then proceed to do something better enjoyed at home, I don't get why you think co-op gaming can't serves as a means to "interact meaningfully" with other people? Did you not have any LAN parties or friends to play with growing up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zillenials and zoomers. They're the worst generation in the history of mankind.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude will walk off with the deck and the wife lol

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like trying to get yourself cucked.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't people go to breweries for the chill and relaxing atmosphere?
    imagine grinding against that with the sounds of a fricking Steam Deck and video game audio
    good grief the screen addiction is real with these two

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he get his wife's boyfriend one as well?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf loves vidya and if I told her to bring her switch/deck to a brewery she'd look at me extremely weird
    like just stay at home homie

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    went to his profile

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the longer I look, the worse this image gets

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was it? The filth? The dart board with the minecraft plush? The carpet? The skull painting? The barcadi ad as a door replacement? Burrito the great?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everything you listed but especially the way they removed the carpet to get the front door to open. He isn't living in a developed country, right?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    aww how sweet

  8. 11 months ago
    кaни

    hourly israeli video-games merchant shill thread, i do not give a fricking shit and i never will, simply will pirate everything and will never give a cent to Gabe israeliteell

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love grinding dudes with my wife!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing video games as an adult in public is pathetic. this is a fact.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grim

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I see them in public I'm slamming that shit down to the concrete and throwing $1200 cash in the soi males face

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His 'wife' is a man.

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