Decoy power ups in video games are so stupid, NPCs are programmed to always fall for it 100% of the time, yet trying to use them in multiplayer like t...

Decoy power ups in video games are so stupid, npcs are programmed to always fall for it 100% of the time, yet trying to use them in multiplayer like the decoy ability in halo reach is just a waste of time because real people wont fall for the guy walking in a straight line because it's the same every time
How should game devs make them not completely worthless to use against anything that isn't a robot?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look up Mirage in Apex Legends

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ape sex
      Shit game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the topic. Learn to read.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I schizo or did Metal Gear Online have a cardboard box decoy but also you could hide in the box so you were never sure if the other guy was in the decoy box or watching from somewhere else?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao what an idiot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Siege ? Operators have super powers now ? Wtf is that shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seige is peak goyslop comptroony fps

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seige is just overwatch for redditors

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a decoy, where are you seeing superpowers moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i-it's not a superpower it's just a magic hologram
          At least the dipshit in the webm had the excuse of being tricked, what's yours for being a blind homosexual?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This operator has been in the game for half a decade by this point, this is not a "now" thing.
            We also have a an operator with magic regeneration serum by year 3, stop being moronic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >We
              Found the seige player

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just like in my modern wars
          Show the "decoys" deployed in Ukraine bro

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mentioning ukranine for no reason
            Brainrotted /misc/gay

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >deflecting instead of answering the fricking question
              Ukraine was irrelevant, Black person, just a hypothetical battlefield IRL that does not have holograms. Because they arent real. Because this is a superpower.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when this game was about guys in tactical gear with obscured faces using real life equipment and tactics, the frick is THIS garbage?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish that was me

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs a nullge.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be an improvment

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like she could use some air

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha what if her breasts inflated like huge balloons, haha, that'd be really embarassing!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          HUGE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >air
      *explosive gas

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >see 2B standing around doing nothing
        >approach her, she doesn't acknowledge your presence
        >notice she's oddly still... and shiny?
        >suddenly hear a muffled hissing from inside '2B', and she starts to blush
        >you could swear she's grunting, though that could just be the creaking issuing from her taut body
        >she bulges, glowing, creaking reaching a crescendo (you think you hear a muffled moan of pleasure)
        >KABOOM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce for that pic on the right lol?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imbapovi's 'Too Big 2B' animation. She explodes like a nuke at the end it's one of the hottest things I've ever seen.
          (Look for the ecchi.iwara version, there's a worse one without nudity)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She explodes like a nuke at the end
            How did inflationgays become more moronic than voregays?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We've always been moronic anon. Besides, girls exploding like bombs is mega niche even in inflation, it's mostly just popping like balloons. sadly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Besides, girls exploding like bombs is mega niche even in inflation
                Good, the less snuff porn is out there, the better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I like non-lethal exploding. In that video in fact she's back after the explosion. I don't like snuff or guro.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >because real people wont fall for the guy walking in a straight line
    They absolutely do in Reach in the heat of the moment, and getting a guy to waste his rocket can be the difference between winning and losing a fight. If you can't trick people with that you're just bad at using it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the direction the fake clone walks also instantly gives away where you are

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The target usually fails to notice that when he's being shot at by half your team and is in a rush to use his rockets.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see 2B decoy
    >realize you can touch it and it's not just a hologram
    >start having sex with it
    >get killed by the real 2B
    Win-win situation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the real 2B appears behind you
      >her wiener is bigger than yours

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing makes my PP into big PP like people trapped in people suits. Shame most of the content is moronic furry suit shit.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deception abilities are always bad, but actually getting one over on someone in PvP is hugely satisfying.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spy TF2

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would unironically volunteer for this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's permanent, you know!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds perfect...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haha, you'd be stuck as a big, squeaky, rubbery decoy, waiting to get taken advantage of to distract people while the real 2B is somewhere else...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like when they don't like it more.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if I pretend to not want it but I'm secretly into it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sauce?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure it's Suzuka-sama no Geboku. Or at least it's by the same artist, the Nagatoro artist nanashi.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quintessential "guy who gets TF'd"
        >Goatee
        >Hoodie
        >Obviously fat irl
        >Thick rim glasses
        >If the tf is non-con, he just stands around looming mildly surprised but never panicked
        This guy checks nearly all the boxes

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turning enemy NPC's/players into immobile decoys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >party finds her like that
      >someone she knows cops a feel
      >she's screaming on the inside, but can't stop them from feeling her up
      >they guess someone made a sick replica
      >but they keep having fun with her anyways
      >start chatting about how sexy they always found her
      >the quick looks they've always made at her body, or even having a one night stand
      >and she's witness to it all as they expose their lust to her face unknowingly
      H-haha, that'd be pretty funny to see happen, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's hot as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enemy NPCs turning players into immobile decoys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        source

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexcellent

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread still up
    i don't believe in plausible deniability

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