DEEP COCK GALACTIC THREAD

DEEP COCK GALACTIC THREAD
HOPE YOU LIKE LOW OXY DREADS AND HAUNTED REFINERIES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING IN THIS WEEK'S EDDIE

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's Deep Rock Galactic about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not exactly plot driven beyond deep rock galactic is a soulless capitalist megacorporation that mines an alien infested planet and you work for them
      The gameplay is about coop spelunking, teamwork, and environmental puzzles and combat challenges. It's fun.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My vtubers are playing DRG...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it the shark lass?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She quietly resigned months ago but the company still parades her corpse around so the simps keep paying youtube membership fees.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She quietly resigned months ago
          really? huh, I don't give a fuck about vtubers but she was pretty big, I also remember some red haired dragon kinda one that started streaming on her own

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do vtubers even have "managers"? It's easy to set up a camera and tracking for an avatar even in a shitty apartment. It's weird how these companies inventories of virtual whores they dispatch on simps.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why do vtubers even have "managers"?
            Because most of them are menhera (crazy) as fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, subhuman vtuber simp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lemme guess, they didn't bother with tutorial nor are reading the pop-ups?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Join elite deep dive
    >1st time
    >We go through all the levels pretty smoothly
    >everyone played well
    >deep dive ends
    >loading back to base
    >Get insta-kicked for "it was meant to be a private game"
    >load back to base again
    >get no reward
    >look at statistics
    >Deep Dives Completed: 0
    >no steam achiev
    Nice one, I get fuck all because I was kicked at the last second.
    Never joining deepdives I'm not hosting evef again, also will be insta kicking anyone with cyrillic letter in their name.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russian host?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try to make a basic sound mod (just replacing a track on a mod i already use)
    >think its as simple as just opening up the file with something and replacing the audio
    >you actually need to open it in unreal editor and fuck with blueprints for an hour
    i appreciate these devs for making the single FPS game on unreal 4 that doesn't feel terrible to play but holy shit i want tim sweeney to die

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/y0r3i5

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doing an escort mission
    >crassus shows up following Doretta down the tunnel
    >kill it no sweat
    >a second normal detonator appears right behind the first
    >kill it too, mining all the crassus gold instantly with the explosion
    Rock and Stone, laddies

    Why did they make the engineer the best class with no comparison?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's literally impossible to talk about the Hurricane without ticking off a bingo square? That's retarded.

      >Say it's good
      MUH OFF META WEAPON
      >Say it's bad
      boxed ticked 🙂

      Shit bingo card.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop yelling about off-meta weapon, then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, just talk about the hurricane without being hysterically hyperbolic. the hurricane is a balanced, generalist weapon with some interesting and fun OCs. it's not perfect, but it's perfectly viable in haz5 and EDDs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the hurricane is a balanced, generalist weapon with some interesting and fun OCs
          That describes almost every weapon though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Hurricane needs an OC which makes it lock on like Engi's gun.
          Better than that manual guidance cutoff trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what about tipping Lloyd?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing out just playing the whole time in a 2 man group?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that mission objectives don't scale with player count should tell you that this game is meant to be played with 4 players.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh nooo, I'm free to choose the mission scale...
        How terrible...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is playing with randos so much fun? Avoiding the Chinese is a given, of course.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game scales enemies with the number of players, so you're seeing less dangerous swarms than you normally would with a full team.

        That said, 2 player dives sounds like a unique type of fun. You're certainly not missing much, if anything. What classes do you two normally play?

        It is a lot of fun but I do think about how I might not be getting the full deep rock galactic™ experience so I guess we could try adding randos and see how that goes. I usually play engi and my brother plays driller and it seems to cover our bases pretty well except trying to traverse really open areas.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So long as your knuckles aren't dragging along the floor you'll be fine with randos.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game scales enemies with the number of players, so you're seeing less dangerous swarms than you normally would with a full team.

      That said, 2 player dives sounds like a unique type of fun. You're certainly not missing much, if anything. What classes do you two normally play?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU WANT PRAY GAME?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the moment I connect to the lobby I run up to every player and start bowing
      >they always start bowing back
      >stand at entrance to drop pod and bow as everyone runs in
      >they always start bowing back as the pod drops
      >bow before and after I rez downed dwarves
      >they bow back
      >end of mission give a theatrical bow

      How can one game be so based?

      >DEEP WOK GALACTIC

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the moment I connect to the lobby I run up to every player and start bowing
    >they always start bowing back
    >stand at entrance to drop pod and bow as everyone runs in
    >they always start bowing back as the pod drops
    >bow before and after I rez downed dwarves
    >they bow back
    >end of mission give a theatrical bow

    How can one game be so based?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elf was a lot more fun compared to this boring rabbit statue.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any private servers which replaced all the graphics with QUALITY animated Giger xenomorphs?

    This game would be perfect with the xenomorphs instead of those boring crabs and insects, even the garbage mobs from Minecraft are more interesting than literal crabs.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're rich

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we're reddit

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone with an iq higher than 100 only plays this game for 3-4 weeks after a new season then it becomes boring and you wait for the next season

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bringing up IQ
      >only plays a game when there's a carrot to follow
      what an iconic duo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joined a lobby, ran 5 missions straight, done.
      Next event please.

      I also found out that I suck ass as scout on azure, fuck this biome honestly.

      how are you guys so joyless about a coop game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm very joyful though.
        I just don't like minimal effort events. We literally just had a "find a thing and deposit it" event.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, they could have at least made us catch a moon rabbit or something for double XP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you enjoy doing the same 4 missions over and over again

        >i-i do them as a different class and use different weapons
        peak brainless factory worker NPC

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're fun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why are you playing this game then? Every coop FPS is like that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i play the game with friends for a couple weeks when new content or weapons are added then i drop it again when it becomes the exact same shit it was since launch

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you bugmen even playing videogames in the first place? Sounds lile crossword puzzles or sudokus are more up to your jam, that's literally just ticking boxes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know shitposters have difficulties talking shit about a game when they resort to this kind of shitposting completely unrelated to the game, I see the same thing in Noita threads.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea how you turn
                >I don't like samey non-events
                into
                >wow you bugmen (lol) sure hate videogames
                And then blame the former for shitposting.
                Probably brain issues.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you just hate videogames in general, lol. When did you die inside?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are you all enjoying the liveleak event

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joined a lobby, ran 5 missions straight, done.
      Next event please.

      I also found out that I suck ass as scout on azure, fuck this biome honestly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Azure is the easiest biome, lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's dark as fuck even with flares and always have fucked up geometry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still better than Hollow Bough.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do a solo mission in the hollow bough for the first time with the lowest cave complexity
    >it's fucking awful
    Can't even imagine what it's like on higher complexity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First stage of last EDD was AWFUL

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lootbug Chao garden when?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't know making a nu-doomguy was this easy

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAM ON DRG
    HOST SOM FAKIN GAMES

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hurricane sucks donkey dick and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like people who hype the engineer laser are the same hazlets who hype leadstorm
    not being able to dps and kite properly is absolute garbage
    just did sabotage with the laser and it was dreadful. this thing gets mogged hard by the breach cutter and the grenade launcher

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't supposed to "kite" as an engineer.
      You are supposed to kill everything as an engineer.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder that the weekly core missions reset when you promote a class
    also you can do the first two weekly missions, drop it, pick up a promotion mission, drop that, pick up the weekly again and do the first two missions again for unlimited blank cores and weapon overclocks
    dont forget to tip Lloyd

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