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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Robotnik
    I thought we were passed this. It's been 25 years since SA1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing is gayer than sonic using it as an insult in SA and years later he just adopts that as his name and he is simply eggman from there on out. What the frick were they thinking? and to defend it. have a nice day to death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been saying it was a shitty echo chamber Discord circle jerk product for years now and yet it somehow ended up being infinitely worse than I expected.

        No, Sonic called him Eggman because he presumably learned that was his actual name and that was Sega's way of easing Engtards into calling him that.
        Not much different than Peach calling herself "Princess Toadstool - Peach" in the opening of SM64.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No, Sonic called him Eggman because he presumably learned that was his actual name and that was Sega's way of easing Engtards into calling him that.
          you literally didn't play the game and need to leave Ganker forever and never come back

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I played the game before you were born.
            Did you know the autistic "Mobius" shit was started by Sega's translators simply being bad at their jobs?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing I know is your a fricking moron who doesn't know what the frick he's talking about.
              >I played the game before you were born.
              played it on release you stupid homosexual. there are no zoomers in sonic threads

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Death Egg
                >Ah yes clearly his name was meant to be Rebotnik and that wasn't Ameritards fricking things up for no reason
                Facts don't care about your feelings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                seethe more weeb homosexual, his name is ROBOTNIK and you will enjoy it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Incorrect.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                seethe more weeb homosexual, his name is ROBOTNIK and you will enjoy it

                seethe more weeb homosexual, his name is ROBOTNIK and you will enjoy it

                couldn't have said it better myself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Facts don't care about your feelings.
                ...it's a video game. Caring how the people playing the game feel about it is the entire point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The name of a fricking character is not a matter of opinion. Now go tell your caretaker to change your adult diaper.

                So you think Darth Vader was meant to be called Starman?

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence
                His name is Darth Vader because that is the name of the character as given in the original release version of the original film in its original language.
                Much as how Han shot Greedo before Greedo ever had a chance to shoot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No that's very much an equivalence. You literally made the argument that he should be called Eggman because commands something called a Death Egg.

                >Death Egg
                >Ah yes clearly his name was meant to be Rebotnik and that wasn't Ameritards fricking things up for no reason
                Facts don't care about your feelings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's called the Death Egg because his name has been Eggman since THE VERY FRICKING BEGINNING.

                >The name of a fricking character is not a matter of opinion.
                Never said it was. What I say is game devs do care about the feelings about the people who play their games.

                But you don't get to have a "feeling" that contradicts an objective FACT. Are you from fricking 2012 Tumblr?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But you don't get to have a "feeling" that contradicts an objective FACT.
                But the game devs can still care about it. Using the term FACT here is silly when it's quite literally fiction.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No, it's called the Death Egg because his name has been Eggman since THE VERY FRICKING BEGINNING.
                Then why isn't the weapon of destruction in Star Wars called the Death Vader then?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The name of a fricking character is not a matter of opinion.
                Never said it was. What I say is game devs do care about the feelings about the people who play their games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you think Darth Vader was meant to be called Starman?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the shills are busy in the other thread.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know what that is!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the least interactive kart racer you've ever seen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that webm looks pretty bad and doing a tiny amount of research I have heard that these devs locked the fun part of the game behind a fricking hour long tutorial. Would you like to elaborate in exhaustive autistic detail? (This is not sarcasm this situation sounds pretty funny)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Copying from a Youtube comment I read earlier today:

          - 1 hour long required tutorial
          - Online locked behind a cup in Grand Prix mode, takes about 20 minutes
          - Addons are locked behind four cups in Grand Prix mode, takes over an hour
          - Time trials are locked behind 82 spray can collectibles

          Also you have to unlock characters and COLORS by doing random, unpredictable bullshit that the game doesn't tell you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >game has rewards that require playing game
            are you upset you can't just buy it in a cash shop?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >If you don't like one moronic, terrible thing you must like another moronic, terrible thing.
              >Excuse me while I eat my own feces.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              unironically yes, because then I could just chalk it up to greed. But instead it's the dev's UNENDING ARROGANCE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >its a miniscule shitpost of a freeware game that you can drop a download link to in Ganker and get racers in immediately
              >now you have to ask them to spend an hour doing dumb shit before they can play
              yeah
              nah

              this is a step backwards

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >- Time trials are locked behind 82 spray can collectibles
            Incorrect.
            You have to beat 14 cups or use a key

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The racing's good, but the tutorial took me over an hour and apparently still failed to be a comprehensive guide to all the little tricks in the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the tutorial is honestly a detriment because of how much focus they put on rarely-used mechanics like the spin attack you can do while at 0 rings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being anywhere near 0 rings is like being marked for death if you're not completely alone on the track (ie frontrunning). The spin attack takes so long to charge that you can only parry the most obvious assaults with it, but most of the time you end up flying into the stratosphere from something you could not see coming let alone react to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what character is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's the guy from Tales of The Abyss.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's the guy from Tales of The Abyss.

        Yeah, Luke from Tales of the Abyss.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok maybe even good. There's a lot of cool shit, but I feel like it takes way too long to get in the actual game.
    Literal garbage tutorial even if the dialogue was cute. I still don't know what all the items do lol. You'd think they'd have considered that more important for a tutorial instead of making you race the blue shell or getting launched over instakill pits with no visual clarity with what you're supposed to even do.
    Like it's not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be after it became clear kart krew did not give a frick what anyone else wanted, but it's going to take a lot of getting used to. I am deeply happy that they shipped it as a sequel to kart instead of a replacement update. That was definitely their one objectively good idea. I'm probably still going to play it and unlock all the things, but I'm genuinely confused as to why they thought it was a good idea to make you unlock shit in the first place.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic Racing games are an ontologically stupid idea and i will die on this hill

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic Racing Transformed keeps winning

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone tell me the requirements to unlock more characters? i'd really like more than nine of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unlocked Jack Frost by crashing the game.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, I thought we were past this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that people are in denial of him being called eggman it's that people naturally like the name robotnik better. Stupid thing is plenty of sources already have it so Ivo Robotnik is his real name and Eggman is a nickname so even the weebs arguing for the "facts" are arguing against them themselves.

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