The new designated waifumon. Crazy that we got two in one generation and they're both Grass, first being Meow.
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
What is she looking at?
8 months ago
Anonymous
my extremely small and feminine penis
8 months ago
Anonymous
you say waifumon, I just see a shitty nu gen pokemon.
8 months ago
Anonymous
fricking how it looks moronic
all the interest in this game feels so artificial, this overpriced "expansiom" even moreso
Genwunners can't enjoy Ogerporn, got it
8 months ago
Anonymous
Incorrect, I enjoyed games up to gen 5. despite diborts pretending that gen 6 is based, it is absolute trash.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I liked oras enough, hard carried by how good the originals were despite the numerous flaws. There's enough decent stuff in the gen 6 roster to offset all the trash, but 7 is where literally everything was terrible, absolutely no saving it
8 months ago
Anonymous
>hoenn baby
posting the anti hoenn baby pasta, asap
8 months ago
Anonymous
shame I won't be reading it, keep pretending the atrocity of yokai watc-I mean modern pokemon is good enough
8 months ago
Anonymous
hoenn is also shit, and hoenn gays shit on every other gen except the precious hoenn. that's your tl;dr.
8 months ago
Anonymous
thanks I couldn't possibly have guessed on my own
8 months ago
Anonymous
What's so good about Platinum? I played Diamond because I wanted to see Dawn in summer clothes not winter clothes. Did I miss out on anything?
8 months ago
Anonymous
A few fixes over DP, I don't see the appeal of sinnoh myself either. I prefer johto kanto and unova. I am the minority in /vp/.
8 months ago
Anonymous
the game is sped up and the postgame is 100x better, it’s the best Sinnoh experience
8 months ago
Anonymous
I just beat the league. Should I even bother with the postgame? I never did the postgame in pokemon so I don't know what to expect.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Should I even bother with an entire extra area with more story and pokemon
why is this a question that needs answering? Do you want more game or not?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Beating the League unlocks a whole postgame island, which has quite a bit to do. The main thing is the Battle Frontier, a collection of battling facilities with special rules, but there’s also a few new towns with more to do, a short side story, and probably more I’m forgetting.
8 months ago
Anonymous
A fricking lot https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Platinum_Version#Changes_from_Pok.C3.A9mon_Diamond_and_Pearl
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
How does she tastes like down there?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Woodchips
8 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
Genwunners can't enjoy Ogerporn, got it
The new designated waifumon. Crazy that we got two in one generation and they're both Grass, first being Meow.
Imagine ogerpon whatever sees or hears she automatically correlates inside her head with having sex with humans. And she walks aroused all time because she thinks all time that she is about to get human dick inside one of her holes.
8 months ago
Anonymous
fricking how it looks moronic
all the interest in this game feels so artificial, this overpriced "expansiom" even moreso
I think it's cute
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ogerpon is only in UU, not NU.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Actually it's in Ubers, OU and UU depending on which form. Fire Ogerpon is so broken it had to be banned, it was fast, decently bulky and OHKO'd most things with neutral hits and 2HKO'd everything else.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Is there really a difference between Ubers and OU these days? Even Garchomp out of all mons got bumped down to UU.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ubers is where all the insanely good offensive mons go. Palafin, Flutter Man, Volcarona, and so on.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Volcarona
What the hell?! How did she get into Ubers? Or is it her paradox form that did?
8 months ago
Anonymous
The "paradox forms" are entirely different Pokemon species. Volcanora itself just massively benefits from the terastalisation gimmick, a setup sweeper suddenly changing its defensive profile is incredibly powerful.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Tera did it
Setup sweepers are really fricking stupid in Gen 9 when you can defensively Tera into a type with almost no weaknesses and good resistances like Water or Fairy. That 1 or 2 extra turns of surprise created by Tera is all Volc needs to sweep. Tera Fairy also stuffs the best priority in OU (Sucker Punch Kingambit) that could maybe handle it
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Tera Fairy
It's my time to shine
8 months ago
Anonymous
did meme boots really put volcarona out of ou?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, most OU mons would get bullied so hard by actual Ubers like Koraidon, Miraidon, Kyogre, Groudon, etc that it's comical. Ogerpon Hearthflame is too strong for OU but it won't make any impact on Ubers. When an lower tier mon gets used in Ubers it's because they fill a VERY specific niche that helps against the current big threats, like when Unaware Quagsire was the only thing that could take on Zacian Crowned.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I don't give a frick about Smogon tiers.
8 months ago
Anonymous
fricking how it looks moronic
all the interest in this game feels so artificial, this overpriced "expansiom" even moreso
8 months ago
Anonymous
grass supremacy
8 months ago
Anonymous
Really she's the third, since we also got Arboliva. But Meow took all the attention
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polls made in /vp/ show most homosexuals fap to pokeporn, and the minority is the morons like you who pretend they don't or actually don't
GF even put lots of shit to signal they like pokefricking and japanese folklore tales are about fricking yokais, only you c**ts get upset
I'm pretty sure the RuneScape graphics tied to a 60 bucks children's game and the army of manchildren scalping literal cardboard has something more to do with it anon
I want to hold her hands and tell her I love her and promise her that I will always overwater her before I leave for work and stroke her flowers and remind her that she's the best Pokemon I ever caught and that we would be together forever
Design is overhated. Just a chill fancy olive tree that isn’t sexy enough for the degenerates.
The middle form is unironically the weak one as it’s just another “cute little plant girl”
I was on that pokemon online's server where all the gym leaders were cheating piece of shit that used monotype team and banned direct check to their team, making their battle into mind game where we trying to one up each other. Scolipede's toxic spikes + decent bulk and super speed basically saved my ass multiple times.
>unkempt whiskers >soulless bug eyes >angry demeanor >le ironic funny le hat haha
what is there to like about the stupid rabbit creature? does it even have any videogames, or is it actually off topic trash every single time I see it?
>Flashback to 2fort >I'm a demoknight with 4 heads in the enemy intel room foyer >Soldier comes down with the cow mangler and starts charging a shot to disable an Engie's sentry >Right click as soon as its down >Decapitate the Engie before he can even fricking react >We curbstomp the sentry >Cap the intel
I think I made that Soldier's day that time.
lol I remember I was playing on a 24/7 ctf turbine server and we had taken mid and I was spamming charged cow mangler shots from our balcony to their basement and snipers on the enemy team were whining in chat about me
How does stuff like Maractus work? How can one thing be so unpopular for so many years since inception and then start getting an audience only years later? Did something happen in the anime? Am I missing something? Nobody gave a single frick about Maractus during the B&W days.
it is imple, new pokemon are so bad that they make maractus look like solid gold in comparison. like mewscarada or the worst offenders, inteleon and quaquavACK.
>I like maractus >tell the world I like maractus >other people think "hey I like maractus too" >more people like maractus
it's not that complicated, happens all the time
Defend what? It's cute , so I want more transformation related images of it. I have commissioned some and another one is on the way. I even made some for myself.
I'm surprised I can't find a source for that. Tried yandex and searching e621 manually, but oddly even with that filename I can't find it in the archive either.
>he doesn't like the idea of a cutey-patooie like Maractus growing all big and round and soft, bloated to the limit with water, yet eager for more as her body keeps on swelling
pleb
This electricity needs more curves and sharp edges
8 months ago
Anonymous
I wonder how many rotomgays this one artist created. I probably could have gone my whole life never seeing someone lewding rotom if not for him.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I always liked Rotom but his art is what pushed it into the "attractive" side for me. Also became somewhat of a influence on my own art.
8 months ago
Anonymous
post
8 months ago
Anonymous
I haven't drawn any Rotom recently but I like drawing characters sweating and liquids drooping because of him. Of course, none of my damn recent Pokemon pics have that
8 months ago
Anonymous
nice I like it
8 months ago
Anonymous
oh i recognize that art style. i see you around the threads i lurk. nice stuff, man.
Very good.
Thanks. I always lurk around Pokemon threads because I like these creatures despite not playing a game since Gen 5.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Chubby
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yes...
8 months ago
Anonymous
Wet
8 months ago
Anonymous
You're making me want to draw Maractus now. I think I might do it. After I spend 50+ minutes on thinking of a pose.
8 months ago
Anonymous
From behind, looking back, bedroom eyes
8 months ago
Anonymous
Good. Have fun.
8 months ago
Anonymous
There needs to be more Maractus + French Kissing in this world.
There's literally only ONE (1) picture of such a thing in this world and it's left me STARVING!
Everyday I feel more and more of a void in my soul knowing that plant waifu mon will never exist in my lifetime in real life, I just won’t pull the trigger since the suffering of existence fulfils my void a bit more than just ending it all with a double barrel
Pokemon like Maractus are designed mainly to give texture to the world, nobody is gonna use this piece of shit over Cacturne but it's nice to have it there just for visual variety, I respect the fact that they still take the time to give these shitmons full movesets and stats, makes the world more believable even if there's no way I'd ever catch one.
exactly anon. I like plushies and have some. I also like the pokemon mod for minecraft, but the new games suck ass. I found out that the problem isn't primarina or decidueye or even that shitty chespin, but the game itself.
It was an opportunity, the only one I could find for a good price. So I bought it and it came in the mail proper. I was excited, finally had one of my favorites that I couldn't find here at all.
And I also have a pichu (clone), Squirtle (clone) and A pokecenter Swampert. I am just missing Blastoise, but they cost a bit. the one in this pic is a clone I got to make do meanwhile because it is my wife, so I wanna cover her in kisses and hugs
for years as a lil bastard playing B/W on DS I usually went outta my way to pick up a Maractus cuz those guys are one of my favorites, always figured they were physical specialists and i built them as such
so imagine my disbelief when i actually bothered to look up the stat sheet like a decade later
3d women also can accuse me of rape and ruin my life. And what do the authorities do if they find out I am innocent? they just release me with a "woops sorry about that" and my life is forever ruined from that point onwards.
Genuinely sounds like a (You) problem. If you're associating yourself with selfish pricks like that, then don't be surprised when they come to bite you in the ass.
Ganker is like a D20
sometimes your thread dies and only gets a few replies
sometimes it gets 404'd
today your thread rolled a 15 or higher, and anyways it's clear that this thread will archive.
Darn I wanted obesity not spherejunk.
Oh well, I'll go use character.ai for that tonight.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Oh well, I'll go use character.ai for that tonight.
Link me the AI you're using.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I just use any random public bot with the character, hope it uses half-decent grammar, and roll with that. You can make any bot obese with enough effort.
tough words when the only parts of your body that haven't atrophied from lack of use are your dick and your grotesque fap hand
8 months ago
Anonymous
Your words contradict what your image is trying to convey
8 months ago
Anonymous
Like you are a chad, don't come to me with that bullshit. You are a nerd, either fat as well, or a hungry skellington without muscle.
True chads don't come to laugh at weirdos, they just post what they want and leave, because irl calls. Also you probablyhave to something just as fricked, but since you are anon, you shield behind anonimity to not be insulted.
>thread has been up over a day >these damn fetish images
You people freak me out. I'm just going to make sweet, beautiful love to my bunny like god intended.
of, i will add protect, substitute to it;s moves
>But it failed!
well shit
why are they looking at me with those faces
they know
oh no
>Named one of then Tussy
You just know he ate that tussy out every day
>Tussy
RAPE!
Can I frick it instead?
Why would you say that it's just a cute little creature
That's exactly why I want to frick it. I want to frick all the cute creatures like espurr and teddiursa
What is wrong with you?
But what about her?
Smoochable
The new designated waifumon. Crazy that we got two in one generation and they're both Grass, first being Meow.
What is she looking at?
my extremely small and feminine penis
you say waifumon, I just see a shitty nu gen pokemon.
Genwunners can't enjoy Ogerporn, got it
Incorrect, I enjoyed games up to gen 5. despite diborts pretending that gen 6 is based, it is absolute trash.
I liked oras enough, hard carried by how good the originals were despite the numerous flaws. There's enough decent stuff in the gen 6 roster to offset all the trash, but 7 is where literally everything was terrible, absolutely no saving it
>hoenn baby
posting the anti hoenn baby pasta, asap
shame I won't be reading it, keep pretending the atrocity of yokai watc-I mean modern pokemon is good enough
hoenn is also shit, and hoenn gays shit on every other gen except the precious hoenn. that's your tl;dr.
thanks I couldn't possibly have guessed on my own
What's so good about Platinum? I played Diamond because I wanted to see Dawn in summer clothes not winter clothes. Did I miss out on anything?
A few fixes over DP, I don't see the appeal of sinnoh myself either. I prefer johto kanto and unova. I am the minority in /vp/.
the game is sped up and the postgame is 100x better, it’s the best Sinnoh experience
I just beat the league. Should I even bother with the postgame? I never did the postgame in pokemon so I don't know what to expect.
Should I even bother with an entire extra area with more story and pokemon
why is this a question that needs answering? Do you want more game or not?
Beating the League unlocks a whole postgame island, which has quite a bit to do. The main thing is the Battle Frontier, a collection of battling facilities with special rules, but there’s also a few new towns with more to do, a short side story, and probably more I’m forgetting.
A fricking lot https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Platinum_Version#Changes_from_Pok.C3.A9mon_Diamond_and_Pearl
How does she tastes like down there?
Woodchips
Imagine ogerpon whatever sees or hears she automatically correlates inside her head with having sex with humans. And she walks aroused all time because she thinks all time that she is about to get human dick inside one of her holes.
I think it's cute
Ogerpon is only in UU, not NU.
Actually it's in Ubers, OU and UU depending on which form. Fire Ogerpon is so broken it had to be banned, it was fast, decently bulky and OHKO'd most things with neutral hits and 2HKO'd everything else.
Is there really a difference between Ubers and OU these days? Even Garchomp out of all mons got bumped down to UU.
Ubers is where all the insanely good offensive mons go. Palafin, Flutter Man, Volcarona, and so on.
>Volcarona
What the hell?! How did she get into Ubers? Or is it her paradox form that did?
The "paradox forms" are entirely different Pokemon species. Volcanora itself just massively benefits from the terastalisation gimmick, a setup sweeper suddenly changing its defensive profile is incredibly powerful.
Tera did it
Setup sweepers are really fricking stupid in Gen 9 when you can defensively Tera into a type with almost no weaknesses and good resistances like Water or Fairy. That 1 or 2 extra turns of surprise created by Tera is all Volc needs to sweep. Tera Fairy also stuffs the best priority in OU (Sucker Punch Kingambit) that could maybe handle it
>Tera Fairy
It's my time to shine
did meme boots really put volcarona out of ou?
Yes, most OU mons would get bullied so hard by actual Ubers like Koraidon, Miraidon, Kyogre, Groudon, etc that it's comical. Ogerpon Hearthflame is too strong for OU but it won't make any impact on Ubers. When an lower tier mon gets used in Ubers it's because they fill a VERY specific niche that helps against the current big threats, like when Unaware Quagsire was the only thing that could take on Zacian Crowned.
I don't give a frick about Smogon tiers.
fricking how it looks moronic
all the interest in this game feels so artificial, this overpriced "expansiom" even moreso
grass supremacy
Really she's the third, since we also got Arboliva. But Meow took all the attention
Imagine
?8705998
And they're both fricking hideous, weird.
>Forgetting my mom/wife
No respect
Nothing - I'm normal. What's wrong with YOU?
I'm lonely
People like you are why no one openly admits to liking pokemon, because people like you make ALL fans look insane
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polls made in /vp/ show most homosexuals fap to pokeporn, and the minority is the morons like you who pretend they don't or actually don't
GF even put lots of shit to signal they like pokefricking and japanese folklore tales are about fricking yokais, only you c**ts get upset
Stop being a gay and fap to Pokémon already
Lurantis is cute. CUTE!
NTA, but wasn't there a normie trend where everyone was publicly admitting that they wanted to frick pokemon?
the vaporeon copypasta, yes
A bunch of famous YouTubers did smash or pass with the entire Pokédex
yeah, I know about that. That's why its funny to see normals cope and seethe about pokefricking.
I think he means because of markiplier. He basically gave the a-ok to normies.
I know he doesn't want to admit it, but he's probably as much a furry as his brother is.
What? he has a brother that's a furry?
His brother is the creator of TwoKinds.
LMAO I've never seen that but thats amazing lol.
Pokeslop is is normalgay core, what the frick are you on about?
>why no one openly admits to liking pokemon
The reason would be shartfreak, if such a scenario existed.
I'm pretty sure the RuneScape graphics tied to a 60 bucks children's game and the army of manchildren scalping literal cardboard has something more to do with it anon
Yes
Neat
need to draw Leavanny again
I'm more of an Absol guy but Leavanny was a close 2nd. Only lost to Absol due to nostalgia I got for Absol. Such a great bugfu
Fuse them.
Why would a bug sweat? What does it smell like?
>Why would a bug sweat
hot
It's cute, I'm from Arizona so cacti are familiar to me, and I like grass types.
I cant
What's wrong with it? You posted what is possibly the most harmless design in all of gen 5.
It's looking at me
No it's looking at me.
She is cute, perfect, and will bear you plenty of strong and healthy mutant children.
Why are you posting my wife
Why is your wife a cactus
they're the quenchiest
Nothing's quenchier. I'd drink her cactus juice if you know what I mean.
he's got good taste
He’s brave…
The hardest decisions require the strongest wills
I feel like this thing and Whimsicott have been deleted
When was the last time they were in the games?
Sword and Shield
They're still around.
Patrat, Watchog, and the Elemental Monkeys are the ones who have been completely forgotten since B&W
I want to hold her hands and tell her I love her and promise her that I will always overwater her before I leave for work and stroke her flowers and remind her that she's the best Pokemon I ever caught and that we would be together forever
Mr. Krabs
holy based, I didn't expect anybody to remember
She does look like Plankton in a cactus suit lmao
What a thirsty little flower
I'll defend it by putting my wiener inside it
Yujomodoki?
Nice.
I love to see a cute critter being happily fricked y a human dude.
How is this so sexo, if you showed an average person this image would they also think it's lewd or is it just me
I mean it is cropped porn so maybe you're brain just knows its lewds
defend this slow piece of shit
>machop uses low kick!
People actually care about Pokemon stats and gameplay? You're supposed to just look at pictures of them
How ruining a good design with a shitty final evolution?
its actually jarring how bad the final is
Good, I like that it filtered the waifugays. It looks like an actual dryad or mandrake.
Design is overhated. Just a chill fancy olive tree that isn’t sexy enough for the degenerates.
The middle form is unironically the weak one as it’s just another “cute little plant girl”
I have a sticker of her on my laptop.
She's cute.
Made for sex
Grass types are pure sex, what did The Pokemon Company mean by this?
Froslass isn't grass type. Eevee and Glaceon aren't grass types. Gardevoir and lopunny aren't grass types.
Why are plants so sexy
stop lewding my ace, and scolipede.
>and scolipede
I was on that pokemon online's server where all the gym leaders were cheating piece of shit that used monotype team and banned direct check to their team, making their battle into mind game where we trying to one up each other. Scolipede's toxic spikes + decent bulk and super speed basically saved my ass multiple times.
scolipede is for ___vore___ we all know it anon.
scolipede is for extreme weight gain
Because they’re just cute, need water and fertilizer
Cute Feet!
SEX
>unkempt whiskers
>soulless bug eyes
>angry demeanor
>le ironic funny le hat haha
what is there to like about the stupid rabbit creature? does it even have any videogames, or is it actually off topic trash every single time I see it?
She is relatable because she is smelly and always upset
that sounds fricking disgusting, you people are gross
Don't be rude now we are being civilised here
fricking loser
theres no game, they were exiled to
but fungus and his cohorts keep trying to force it into every possible thread they can.
It's funny you mention that Fungus guy when he doesn't post in /trash/ and was posting Rotoms earlier in this thread
ok fungus
It's good under sun
>100 HP
>100 Def
>80 SpDef
>Exclusive access to one of the most broken abilities in the entire series
What the frick were they thinking putting this in the game.
Third horsemon for Cynthia to rim.
>no recovery
>still a shitmon
>horse
>lowest speed in the game
gamefreak fricking SUCKS lol
It's an ass
It's a work horse ment to pull heavy stuff, not a race horse
Mudbray is pretty good in LC though
No reliable recovery and anyone who has more than 5 IQ points will just use Special Attackers, or status it.
It does a fine job of defending itself with those spikes, I'd say.
*she
Why can't yall be normal about pokemon and like cool ones like scizor or flareon
I like those, but not sexually.
I agree Flareon is really cool
Fricking camotly man.
i like both
>Flareon
He or she, I totally would. Same with other eeveelutions and Eevee.
I am not normal about Scizor.
what does that even mean
Sex
I want to pollinate these flowers
I think they forgot they already had a Cactus Pokemon
They wanted one that wasn’t complete trash
They didn't forget they were just being severely autistic and refusing to use their decades worth of existing Pokémon so just made a bunch of clones
love bugs
love plants
simple as
Easy access to porn has completely fricking destroyed a generation of kids. Damn. Oooouughhhh bad stuff here.
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I am boomer and I fapped to sfw stuff in magazines before you were even born
the internet didn't do anything except improve my faps
I water her
I'm on it, pardner!
>soldier used thunder wave!
>Soldier must recharge!
>Flashback to 2fort
>I'm a demoknight with 4 heads in the enemy intel room foyer
>Soldier comes down with the cow mangler and starts charging a shot to disable an Engie's sentry
>Right click as soon as its down
>Decapitate the Engie before he can even fricking react
>We curbstomp the sentry
>Cap the intel
I think I made that Soldier's day that time.
lol I remember I was playing on a 24/7 ctf turbine server and we had taken mid and I was spamming charged cow mangler shots from our balcony to their basement and snipers on the enemy team were whining in chat about me
Cow mangler sniping never gets old. Right up there with C&D trolling.
frickable animals, e-girls, hebes and hags, pokemon truly has it all
If only its games were fun
pokemon crystal is still the sole best pokemon game ever made
funny way to spell emerald
And now it's even better with Crystal Legacy.
ooh baby
DO NOT FRICK THE POKEMON.
Make sweet love to them.
more like maracute
one of the better post-gen2 designs despite it falling into the "tack a bunch of spikes onto a basic shape" pitfalls of later gens.
Its a cactus with a cute and simple design. What's the problem?
After getting godawful shit like Cacturne and Carnivine, Maractus is a breath of fresh air.
This is one of the better Pokémon designs. What's wrong with it?
Why is this thing so fat
more to hug
more to fug
I eat, John. It's what I do.
How does stuff like Maractus work? How can one thing be so unpopular for so many years since inception and then start getting an audience only years later? Did something happen in the anime? Am I missing something? Nobody gave a single frick about Maractus during the B&W days.
it is imple, new pokemon are so bad that they make maractus look like solid gold in comparison. like mewscarada or the worst offenders, inteleon and quaquavACK.
>I like maractus
>tell the world I like maractus
>other people think "hey I like maractus too"
>more people like maractus
it's not that complicated, happens all the time
cute fetish is becoming mainstream among coomers
A few coomers showed some other's just how hot she is and now there are more coomers.
Cute
sexy cactus
Look at her
she is frickable, but that size. I doubt my dick can even get inside.
>doubt my dick can even get inside
and that's hot
She's good for tea but also an onahole
I like Bellossom because they made a really good first impression in Pikachu's Rescue Adventure. The card also looked nice.
Defend what? It's cute , so I want more transformation related images of it. I have commissioned some and another one is on the way. I even made some for myself.
Please share with us, king.
Prove it
I like it more than cacturne, but less than cacnea.
you guys know that thing is a cactus right
cactus out of ten, that is.
can a cactus consent??
Maractus can, she can even move unlike a stupid irl cactus. Also she likely won't screw you over with nails like cactus do.
nothing wrong with cactussy
I'm surprised I can't find a source for that. Tried yandex and searching e621 manually, but oddly even with that filename I can't find it in the archive either.
mawaifu
Why the frick wasn't https://e621.net/posts/3964913 tagged black_and_white
Much obliged
I found it very quick searching maractus on e6, there's not a whole lot to go through
...I already had that picture saved. I'm a double idiot.
need more married cactus pics
HOT
Stop making me want to frick a cactus
Then don't frick the damn cactus. It is that simple.
>Maractus used Attract!
continue making me want to frick a cactus
This thing has some weird vore art attached to it.
It being vored or it voring someone else
The latter, of course.
Post it
>Maractus
Good
>Maractus with small ears
What's wrong with you?
>Maractus with legs
Horrible. Completely missing the point.
The Maractus Pussy Problem
grass type = waifu type
true
Cat > cactus
both good imo
But Verizon is male and has a massive wiener. Believe me, I've checked.
So we're unorically lewding a cactus now?
Do it
watch their episode, it might help you with the fapping
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/BW053
Damn, bratty ogerpon made me fap.
Sick
Sex with the female cactus gremlin
awful thread
i hope maractus shoves needles down all your urethras
kinky, like that one image
>filename
I need the full
posts/3541786
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What's with all the sexualized Pokemon threads recently?
pokemon canonically used to frick humans (men)
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Maybe Glaceon shouldnt have such a nice ass
I have a cutedom fetish
>recently
It has one of the best cries
Built for water inflation.
Prove it
Like so.
https://files.catbox.moe/sk4gg5.png
oughta draw her again
why do click do I always click catboxes even though I know what's in them and won't like it
>he doesn't like the idea of a cutey-patooie like Maractus growing all big and round and soft, bloated to the limit with water, yet eager for more as her body keeps on swelling
pleb
If not having brain damage makes me a pleb, then so be it.
outstanding
Handle?
There we go.
https://files.catbox.moe/1e6g7n.png
ShweetMagnet
Thank you!
a god among men
https://files.catbox.moe/hgp03j.png
she looks so disappointed
It's still not big enough for her tastes
t-that's a big bug!
Words cannot express my love for big bugbutts, and how happy you've made my dick that pic just now.
unf, pumping and pumping until the swollen bug can't even move her leg anymore
Colored
https://files.catbox.moe/ej6ids.png
GOD I love bugbutts.
Even if the thread turned cringe it doesn't matter because we had this, it was all worth it
Good shit
thanks to this thread i've already fapped to bratty cactus twice today
you want to frick this?
Yes.
i want to huge that buge
I want to hug the bug
BBB
moth BOOBS
>Defend this.
Okay, if you hurt her, I will everyone in this thread and then myself.
lmao u wanna frick a cactus
Imagine how juicy she is
not the weirdest Pokemon I'd frick
What is
Would.
how do you frick electricity
you never had black lightning?
I dunno.
This electricity needs more curves and sharp edges
I wonder how many rotomgays this one artist created. I probably could have gone my whole life never seeing someone lewding rotom if not for him.
I always liked Rotom but his art is what pushed it into the "attractive" side for me. Also became somewhat of a influence on my own art.
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I haven't drawn any Rotom recently but I like drawing characters sweating and liquids drooping because of him. Of course, none of my damn recent Pokemon pics have that
nice I like it
Thanks. I always lurk around Pokemon threads because I like these creatures despite not playing a game since Gen 5.
Chubby
Yes...
Wet
You're making me want to draw Maractus now. I think I might do it. After I spend 50+ minutes on thinking of a pose.
From behind, looking back, bedroom eyes
Good. Have fun.
There needs to be more Maractus + French Kissing in this world.
There's literally only ONE (1) picture of such a thing in this world and it's left me STARVING!
Well, it's something.
https://files.catbox.moe/qfnjfp.png
Coincidentally, I actually kinda drew something similar the other day, so I used that as an excuse to make it larger.
I think I had fun? I'm not sure.
Pretty nice, but why the catbox? There's no naughty parts.
Thanks anon.
>Why the catbox?
Good question. I don't know.
oh i recognize that art style. i see you around the threads i lurk. nice stuff, man.
Very good.
Damn your style is sick as frick. Reminds me of crazy hyper-detailed flipnotes.
Thanks, though that monochromic style was just a thing I was doing for like a week. I flip-flop how I render my drawings a lot.
Sexo.
I love this artist. I've actually commissioned him twice now. Sounds like he got sick on twitter, hope he does ok.
Incorrect, I want to turn into it. Being fricked afterwards, optional.
I’m down to smash most Pokémon.
Everyday I feel more and more of a void in my soul knowing that plant waifu mon will never exist in my lifetime in real life, I just won’t pull the trigger since the suffering of existence fulfils my void a bit more than just ending it all with a double barrel
Imagine a spine up the peehole
This goes without, but I feel like I must reiterate. PLEASE do not frick the cactus. It is a cactus
*without saying, FRICK IM NOT AN ESL I PROMISE PLEASE HAVE MERCY
go back to Mexico with your cactus wife
RAPE CACTUS
is maractus a bunny
why would maractus be a bunny? meds, schitzo
bunny ears cactus
she has two big ears and is cute, how is she not a bunny?
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8629518
why would you post this, this Pokemon isn't even CUTE
My bad, here.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7266553
frick you that's even worse
don't post your fricking human x human shit
Oops, butter fingers
https://e621.net/posts/2530919
https://e621.net/posts/3998146
that's better
we frick Pokemon here, sir
cute
It's cute, wish it had an evolution. I don't know why it became one of the poster pokemon for the dexcut like stantler
Johto starters SUCK
Typhlosion is awesome buddy
no they ROCK
and swallow
meg
my lover!
seen it, and I don't care. then you normies wonder why all the posters in pmd threads hate you.
Meganium sucks and ruined Bayleef
Pokemon like Maractus are designed mainly to give texture to the world, nobody is gonna use this piece of shit over Cacturne but it's nice to have it there just for visual variety, I respect the fact that they still take the time to give these shitmons full movesets and stats, makes the world more believable even if there's no way I'd ever catch one.
You say this like Cacturne isn't even worse in fights.
Depends, but it looks way cooler.
With a gun.
I don't really want to frick pokemon. I just want to hug and pet and kiss and feed and rub and cuddle them.
I want to give them lots of head pats
Chainmail gloves.
Actual sharks love it
giwtwm
>that piece of shit fish ruining the moment
ok normos
hate Pokemon games
love Pokemon creautres
exactly anon. I like plushies and have some. I also like the pokemon mod for minecraft, but the new games suck ass. I found out that the problem isn't primarina or decidueye or even that shitty chespin, but the game itself.
what plushies you have? I have a Pikachu, Mudkip, Emolga, Genesect, Scorbunny and Cinderace.
I am sure i have some other pic around here
Nice Ampharos
It was an opportunity, the only one I could find for a good price. So I bought it and it came in the mail proper. I was excited, finally had one of my favorites that I couldn't find here at all.
And I also have a pichu (clone), Squirtle (clone) and A pokecenter Swampert. I am just missing Blastoise, but they cost a bit. the one in this pic is a clone I got to make do meanwhile because it is my wife, so I wanna cover her in kisses and hugs
this onahole is overused
>
Grass types are not for degeneracy, they are for comfy
All mon type games are the same shit. Deal with it nerds.
no one cares, post cute Pokemon
unf stupid sexy cute dom minun, NEEDS CORRECTION!
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Maractus thread still up
I love you cactus bros
gross
>this entire thread
SCHLOOOORRRPP
SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP
SCHLOOOORRRPP
nnnhhggg. im a thirsty little cactus
Cute little thirsty cactus. I will not pee on you though.
for years as a lil bastard playing B/W on DS I usually went outta my way to pick up a Maractus cuz those guys are one of my favorites, always figured they were physical specialists and i built them as such
so imagine my disbelief when i actually bothered to look up the stat sheet like a decade later
cactus!
The other cactus is sexier.
Who? Cacnea?
I cannot wrap my head around how someone could be sexually aroused by a drawing. Either go 3D or admit you are gay.
go away normoid
never
3D woman emit actual emotions and have the ability to say no. Being able to actually have sex with them is a nice bonus as well.
3d women also can accuse me of rape and ruin my life. And what do the authorities do if they find out I am innocent? they just release me with a "woops sorry about that" and my life is forever ruined from that point onwards.
Genuinely sounds like a (You) problem. If you're associating yourself with selfish pricks like that, then don't be surprised when they come to bite you in the ass.
You mean the average feminist thot? yeah, you go have fun with them. I won't get in your way, go for it.
I'm sorry you were both dropped on your head and have severe autism anon.
There may still be hope for you, but certainly not here.
you fap to cartoons and call others autistic
lmao you really don't have any self-awareness huh?
leave your houseplants alone i'm begging you
She's not my houseplant she's my housewife
But they need water! Gallons and gallons of water
The thread I made while half asleep is still up, why?
I really like the cactus
Ganker is like a D20
sometimes your thread dies and only gets a few replies
sometimes it gets 404'd
today your thread rolled a 15 or higher, and anyways it's clear that this thread will archive.
Does anyone else want to grab this thing and put their peepee in its hole?
Yeah, but only if they're male
Not really, but I like to see Plusle making them huge
...pictures of this?
https://files.catbox.moe/ednp1v.png
Darn I wanted obesity not spherejunk.
Oh well, I'll go use character.ai for that tonight.
>Oh well, I'll go use character.ai for that tonight.
Link me the AI you're using.
I just use any random public bot with the character, hope it uses half-decent grammar, and roll with that. You can make any bot obese with enough effort.
your thread sucks! i hope you choke on a prickly pear you butthole!!
You just say that because you don't like maractus for lewd.
yeah, and now bad things are being wished upon you, right now, by me, what do you think about that huh?
That maractus is about to use its prick for lewd
I am not OP, and you should get help. Because you will need it after we all kick your ass, normalshitter.
tough words when the only parts of your body that haven't atrophied from lack of use are your dick and your grotesque fap hand
Your words contradict what your image is trying to convey
Like you are a chad, don't come to me with that bullshit. You are a nerd, either fat as well, or a hungry skellington without muscle.
True chads don't come to laugh at weirdos, they just post what they want and leave, because irl calls. Also you probablyhave to something just as fricked, but since you are anon, you shield behind anonimity to not be insulted.
/bun/ hijacked it
made for BWC (Big Watering Can)
lewd
I wonder what fluids would work best
water
But water is so bland
it's a frickin plant
That's a terrible excuse
But what can come from lots of places. You sweat water, your mouth has water in it even your pee has a bit too. You can do lots with water
Eww you would not feed it pee
for me, it's Blaziken
I feel I've seen this bun somewhere
You probably have.
Why is that bun on the left so naked
That's just how Scorbunnies are
god I hate the moronic hat rabbit so much.
and you're talking to one of the main propagators of it
don't care moron
Why?
frick off pfm
Who
have you seen it
The hat? Yeah it's alright
I like the whiskers
have a nice day fungus
What a odd looking Cactus. A bun cactus it looks?
Nice you made my TF fetish flare up.
>good thread
>trash homosexuals show up and force their shitty oc into it
>trash homosexuals show up
Bro have you've seen this thread, they were already here
I don't get why Ganker thinks its wrong to frick pokemon if they're able to consent
because they pretend that pokemon are animals.
Does anyone here have that drawing of Ogerpon going to Unova?
>Does anyone here have that drawing of Ogerpon going to Unova?
up
She does not in fact love Unova
>She does not in fact love Unova
why?
Too many UBlack folk for her liking
Pee on it
Nah, that's what the spikes are for.
I miss the cactussy already
Should of been miku's grass
and miku should be one
>miku's grass
is that an innuendo
i mean it's not, but if you want it to be then go for it.
I will do so, I find the idea of miku weed funny.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
GAMEFREAK ARE SEXUALIZING PLANTS AGAIN!
Cute bnuy!
>thread has been up over a day
>these damn fetish images
You people freak me out. I'm just going to make sweet, beautiful love to my bunny like god intended.
Lopunny is my waifu. Maractus is my self insert
Lunatics.
sorry, she's taken by her.
as well as her body
...Go on.
i would post the >diives image, but i have atleast a bit of dignity
Grass thread?
A fellow of exquisite taste.
>wake up
>thread still up
noice
it is not the only thing that is still up
wink wink nudge nudge
Damn bratty cactus
I like this character design
but maractus is a cute bunny cactus girl and not a scarecrow dude
she is too cute
You have no idea how much seed I've lost to the third panel of that image
Post it
Why do you weirdos want to frick a cactus?
Which website is the best to look at cool/cute poke pics that are not porn.
e621 with a -explicit
Just go on pixiv and turn off r18
that's the average
pokemon now have different heights
It’s a alpha or whatever
Why are Vaporeon's colours wrong?
it used to be blue
It’s shiny
I think
shiny is purple
No the shiny is purple.
Takes the color of whatever liquid it swims in
No it doesn't.
It's recently been filled full of semen
Why are you still playing pokemon at your age?
I literally only fap to Pokémon now. I haven’t played since gen4
the pokemon or the girls anon.
Both, but mostly the Pokémon
Same but gen3.
He doesn't, he just mastrubates to off model "art" of pokemon instead. Sad lmao.
BlackRock agents want to promote pedophilia and zoophilia
they don't actually play pokemon
grass types are turned into good coom material
>Ivysaur tard is here
Abandon ship
>coomergays are afraid of another coomer
???
>see Maractus thread
>enter thread
>it's full of Shitcarada troons spamming their shitty fursona as usual
>Thread is ruined
every single time
>A few posts of a thing is considered 'spamming'/'taking over'
You guys are weird.
Yes