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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The average american should retire at 65, charles "male hookup" martinet is 67

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not even retiring really, just stepping down from voicing Mario. Probably because they have more than enough clips from him to generate whatever they need with AI for the future.

      In true Japanese company fashion though they're giving him another role and keeping him on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Male hook up? Did he frick some Nintendo fan or something what's that about?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he had a profile on a gay hookup site and the username matched up with one of his emails or something like that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He does the Mario voice in bed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine fricking mario

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >*bing bing* "Wahoo!"

              Wowie Zowie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he had a profile on a gay hookup site and the username matched up with one of his emails or something like that.

        He's hiding something. In some interviews he said he was never married and never had any kids but has nieces and nephews then in other interviews he said he is married and that his kids are grown up. Weird.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like 100 years old.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's getting old, and they gave him an infinite "come tell our VAs about Mario and keep doing the convention shit whenever you want" job. That's pretty much as respectful as it gets. You don't want a Marge situation, she's sounded half dead for a while now.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Defend what?
    As an old man that Mario voice must be more grating that Parthuunax or however you spell it.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    32 years as a single character is nothing to sneeze at. If I was Charles I wouldn't be upset to be replaced

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Especially a single character that's said 10 words, 5 of which are pastas

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How dare people grow old and retire. They should be forced to create content for me forever.

    Obey my deliberately impossible and unreasonable demands.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One of his last original lines will be saying "Wowie Zowie" as Mario turns into an elephant

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUSSINGA WAHOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he isn't in Wonder

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 and the Snoys are behind this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-b-but da Snoys!!
      I'm sure they somehow got Martinet fired too right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, exactly. And BG3.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a frick
    i'm surprised they even bothered to write down the name to hire the same guy to record a new "yahoo"

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's old. Listen to how horrible and nasally Luigi sounds in LM3.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You've hit a new low, Eric.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate troon.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has cancer

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all these conspiracy tards trying to find a problem with this that isn't there. Give the man a break.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single person who has done voice acting in games should be forcibly retired by the removal of voice acting.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop forcing him to do more Bing Bing Wahee voices for your amusement. He’s a decrepit old man now. If he wants to something else in his life, let him do it.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Formerly Chuck's

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play Mario games, so it doesn't matter to me one way or the other.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Mario.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man is not a slave, he has the right to retire

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooooo you have to keep doing a horribly racist impersonation of Italians until you die it's not faaaaiiiiiiirrrrrr!
    Nah frick Charles and frick Nintendo for letting him get away with it for so long.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets to retire on a high note unlike some other VAs who have completely shredded their vocal chords to shit (The Simpsons cast comes to mind)
    >Nintendo literally making up some random job for him (ala Miyamoto being designated "creative fellow") just so he can get paid to travel around the world, do "bing bing wahoos" at events, and probably train the new guy some
    What is there to defend? 99% of the time when a voice actor retires they're just thrown out with the garbage and replaced. If anything, he hit the jackpot.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Errmmm.... bing bing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit he got unbanned?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charles Martinet fell so Chris Pratt can rise.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch an episode of the simpsons. bart sounds like an old lady and marge sounds like a zombie. being proactive with retiring a voiceactor when they're hittin 70 is pretty reasonable.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI is the future, it's coming whether you like it or not, and whether you're ready or not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy wants to retire
    >Nintendo offers him the position of Mario Ambassador
    >Ganker: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE HECK?????!!!!??!?!?!??! THIS IS LITERAL GAYMER GENOCIDE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is a Mario Ambassador?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ambassases Mario.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In video games, ambassador is another word for shill.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based on the wording I'm assuming that he's going to continue going to cons like he usually does and Nintendo's just going to pay him for it now because Jap companies like rewarding employees who have worked for them for a long time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It reduces conspiracy schizos, it makes it obvious everything ended on good terms when they're still keeping him on pay roll

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