I completely agree with you. When I got a GBA in my hand as a kid I realized this was how handhelds were meant to be used. Verticalgays exist solely on nostalgia.
That being said there exists an argument for clambshell design.
Phones are used for entirely different things than gaming handhelds you dumb frick, not to memtion anyone with a brain turns their phone sideways for any game worth a damn and especially when using emulators. It really doesn't get more apples and oragnges than your pathetic excuse for an argument.
>Oragnges
Is an anagram for >Or Ngages
Which is pretty fricking fitting when you're the absolute moron using his phone horizontally to play videogames. GBA and DS games work OBJECTIVELY better in portrait - not that you should even be emulating when there's plenty of natively portrait mobile masterpieces to enjoy. Stop being a fricking contrarian and except vertical is the superior choice shitlord.
No, it really isn't. The issue was it was in limited supply and ran out with the GameCube/GBA. The og DS and the Wii are the first consoles to not use Nintendium anymore.
The GBA is smaller in two dimension than the original GB anon. Right here is clearly more pocketable than the left and this is basically GB versus GBA dimensions.
You are essentially claiming you are so moronic you're trying to fit the vertical one in horizontally despite clearly no one doing that.
>The reply chain >"Vertical handhelds slip into the pocket easier." >"The GBA slips into the pocket easier than the DMG." >"The GBP and GBASP are easier than the GBA."
>how does you pointing out that the vertical GBA is smaller mean it can be pocketed better than the horizontal GB
Gee, I wonder?
Also, here, moron, have a more exact comparison. Exact measurements in mm for them blow up by a factor of 4 rather than from memory like I previously did since mine are all put away for Analogue pockets now.
>Puts words in anon's mouth then acts passive-aggressively smug about wounding the strawman he himself just made >Reddit spacing
It all makes sense now.
So your asperger's riddled issue is that...
Someone made a general statement and you used two specific examples to prove a that a generalization isn't 100% always true.
So someone countered your specific example with two specific counter examples and you shit your adult diapers.
>the way it's gripped
What did ESL anon mean by this moronation?
10 months ago
Anonymous
How it's you hold it, dumbass.
10 months ago
Anonymous
There is only one way to grip the DS, moron. You hold it open like a book in one hand when playing it sideways, you don't grip it. It being a wider GBA SP doesn't magically transform it into being a horizontal handheld, unless you play GBA games on the bottom screen like a fricking moron. Or worse, broke the top half of your DS off entirely to make it into a shitty GBA.
10 months ago
Anonymous
What the absolute FRICK is with Etsy hipsters breaking Nintendo handhelds and trying to resell them as some insane mod, or worse, sabotage the entire thing to make quirky clocks and pencil holders?
How Viable is turning a Raspberry Pi into an emulation Handheld? Are they good specwise? Do they even emulate good shit?.
If I do it I'd want it to be fun to do and that the result is actually usable rather than some mediocre gba machine
this is what you care about..?
Don't try to moral high ground me on /vpol/ where people larp as mindbroken christgays over childrens toys.
Speaking of fricking mindbroken
i doubt your brown ass would pass a turning test
Damn, what an ironic post
I completely agree with you. When I got a GBA in my hand as a kid I realized this was how handhelds were meant to be used. Verticalgays exist solely on nostalgia.
That being said there exists an argument for clambshell design.
Clamshells are kino and having the size for pocketability is genius.
Clamshells are vertical handhelds still, idiot. Except for the DS and 3DS, they're both vertical and horizontal due to the two screens.
I meant the DSes, second screen notwithstanding.
That's why we use our phones in landscape right you fricking baffoon you idiot you absolute fricking simpleton
cookies for u
Phones are used for entirely different things than gaming handhelds you dumb frick, not to memtion anyone with a brain turns their phone sideways for any game worth a damn and especially when using emulators. It really doesn't get more apples and oragnges than your pathetic excuse for an argument.
>Oragnges
Is an anagram for
>Or Ngages
Which is pretty fricking fitting when you're the absolute moron using his phone horizontally to play videogames. GBA and DS games work OBJECTIVELY better in portrait - not that you should even be emulating when there's plenty of natively portrait mobile masterpieces to enjoy. Stop being a fricking contrarian and except vertical is the superior choice shitlord.
When we play games on them we do.
Non-morons don't use phones for gaming lole
It's just for the sake of the argument, obviously no one over the age of 18 would be playing games on their phone.
I'm ready to defend vertical handhelds and my land
You're right, just like how I can't argue with a brick.
easier to play on your belly while laying down
Gameboy can defend itself from napalm, some pissant shitposter like you is nothing to the vertical might of the Gamegod.
Nintendium is a meme.
No, it really isn't. The issue was it was in limited supply and ran out with the GameCube/GBA. The og DS and the Wii are the first consoles to not use Nintendium anymore.
I need one of these with good battery life, the RG35XX sucks in that regard.
Yeah, that's my only issue with the Analogue pocket personally.
No idea why they thought hardware emulation of what was first and foremost a GBA made any sense to be GB shaped.
Your friends can see the screen better while watching you play
They're okay for the GBC and DMG, but it gets real stupid when shoulder buttons become a necessity.
Not if you make them flush with the back instead of giving them their own separate raised platform.
That's moronic design.
moronic design for a moronicly designed handheld.
Horizontal gays have no necks
Yes.
What do the women of this species look like?
There are no women. Blemmyes became a chill monk of his own species entirely who rejects prostitutes and their shenanigans.
Eye boobs, navel mouth. Literal perfection.
the 351v is the perfect handheld in my opinion
It's clearly the best way to handheld
They slide right in your pocket which makes it portable.
When a handheld is horizontal, they're too wide to fit in your pocket.
very true
You can just as easily fit a horizontal into your pocket unless you're as moronic as you two and try putting it in horizontally.
The GBA is smaller in two dimension than the original GB anon. Right here is clearly more pocketable than the left and this is basically GB versus GBA dimensions.
You are essentially claiming you are so moronic you're trying to fit the vertical one in horizontally despite clearly no one doing that.
And the GB pocket and GBA SP are even smaller than the GBA, not sure what you're trying to fricking get at here
Nta but read the reply chain before showing everyome how moronic you are
>The reply chain
>"Vertical handhelds slip into the pocket easier."
>"The GBA slips into the pocket easier than the DMG."
>"The GBP and GBASP are easier than the GBA."
>When a handheld is horizontal, they're too wide to fit in your pocket.
>No they aren't [proof]
You're an idiot.
>how does you pointing out that the vertical GBA is smaller mean it can be pocketed better than the horizontal GB
Gee, I wonder?
Also, here, moron, have a more exact comparison. Exact measurements in mm for them blow up by a factor of 4 rather than from memory like I previously did since mine are all put away for Analogue pockets now.
>Puts words in anon's mouth then acts passive-aggressively smug about wounding the strawman he himself just made
>Reddit spacing
It all makes sense now.
So your asperger's riddled issue is that...
Someone made a general statement and you used two specific examples to prove a that a generalization isn't 100% always true.
So someone countered your specific example with two specific counter examples and you shit your adult diapers.
>you shit your adult diapers
bruh, rude, thats just a regular military uniform
vertical handheld for people with non-baby hands challenge
actually not as uncomfortable as youd imagine
the average chinkheld has better build quality than nutendo hardware these days
I can lay down and play them and it is a more comfortable position to look at the screen above my hands, no fingers to get in the way
>no fingers to get in the way
Wtf isn't this only a problem if you're playing touch screen games?
It's better. Makes my neck hurt less.
>have DS
>play GBA games on bottom screen
>sore neck
>play GBA games on top screen
>neck is fine
ggez
Are clamshells horizontal or vertical?
Horizontal anon, it's more of a comfort thing, You play a DS like you play an horizontal
99% of DS games have the gameplay on the top screen.
whats the 1%
Like billionaires and that guy who could afford a PS3 and one game
youve been tricked anon, billionaires make up like 80% of the population
It's about the way it's gripped you dummy, not the way you look at it
why yes i grip by ds vertically
>the way it's gripped
What did ESL anon mean by this moronation?
How it's you hold it, dumbass.
There is only one way to grip the DS, moron. You hold it open like a book in one hand when playing it sideways, you don't grip it. It being a wider GBA SP doesn't magically transform it into being a horizontal handheld, unless you play GBA games on the bottom screen like a fricking moron. Or worse, broke the top half of your DS off entirely to make it into a shitty GBA.
What the absolute FRICK is with Etsy hipsters breaking Nintendo handhelds and trying to resell them as some insane mod, or worse, sabotage the entire thing to make quirky clocks and pencil holders?
WHERE ARE THE SPEAKERS
Grotesque. Actual troony NDSes.
How Viable is turning a Raspberry Pi into an emulation Handheld? Are they good specwise? Do they even emulate good shit?.
If I do it I'd want it to be fun to do and that the result is actually usable rather than some mediocre gba machine
what is there to defend? Alot of the design had to due with 80s hardware.