>Start game >Create a character >Wake up in a prison cell on a spaceship going towards the sun to dump you into the blazing inferno to pay for whatever you were accused of (probably raping a woman via eye contact) >Suddenly space pirates attack the vessel >Rick and morty break you out of prison >*buuurp* "mmmmorty get this scalywag onto the front deck and into some combat gear we're busting these homosexuals out." >"AaAaAlL right Rick I-I just gotta press this button here."
*beep beep beep* WARNING AIR LOCKS DISENGAGED >"Oh god damn it morty!" >"Oops s-sorry Rick." >You get sucked out into the vaccum of space and die.
STARRING HEDEO KAJIMA AS RICK AND MORTY! >
>.... >.... >.... >Wake up in a field of asteroids >Your prison suit is able to provide you oxygen for a little while. >*Radio crackles* *buuuuurp* "This is R-1 can you read me moron-1? Good, you landed in an asteroid belt outside of gayatron-5. We've sent you a transport vessel to get you out of here but first you're gonna have to learn the basics of CQC." >Fight a bunch of Space Termites. >"Good, you figured out how to press the RT button. Now we gotta teach you how to survive, go collect some rocks and Termite meat and go start a fire... in space.... with no oxygen. >Later
*Beep Beep Beep* "Uh oh space adventurer looks like your oxygen is low, get the frick back to base and resupply or you're gonna end up like my son in law.
>Start game >Create a character >Wake up in a prison cell on a spaceship going towards the sun to dump you into the blazing inferno to pay for whatever you were accused of (probably raping a woman via eye contact) >Suddenly space pirates attack the vessel >Rick and morty break you out of prison >*buuurp* "mmmmorty get this scalywag onto the front deck and into some combat gear we're busting these homosexuals out." >"AaAaAlL right Rick I-I just gotta press this button here."
*beep beep beep* WARNING AIR LOCKS DISENGAGED >"Oh god damn it morty!" >"Oops s-sorry Rick." >You get sucked out into the vaccum of space and die.
STARRING HEDEO KAJIMA AS RICK AND MORTY! >
Even worse elden ring
Dark Souls but with dogshit voice acting and Jeremy Soule
Todd would ruin that game just like cancer cells ruin your body
Skyrim with marginally better gameplay
>Dark Souls but with friendly towns, npcs and quests
I dunno, sounds pretty good to me.
Makes sense, Miyazakis biggest influence is TES
What the frick is Evolve doing there
Perfection
Skyrim but every 3 feet it's copy pasted
Nonexistent.
See that mountain? You can die there
You can roll there*. Though that's literally ER.
Elden Ring with uglier models.
Elden Ring but good
>Start game
>Create a character
>Wake up in a prison cell on a spaceship going towards the sun to dump you into the blazing inferno to pay for whatever you were accused of (probably raping a woman via eye contact)
>Suddenly space pirates attack the vessel
>Rick and morty break you out of prison
>*buuurp* "mmmmorty get this scalywag onto the front deck and into some combat gear we're busting these homosexuals out."
>"AaAaAlL right Rick I-I just gotta press this button here."
*beep beep beep* WARNING AIR LOCKS DISENGAGED
>"Oh god damn it morty!"
>"Oops s-sorry Rick."
>You get sucked out into the vaccum of space and die.
STARRING HEDEO KAJIMA AS RICK AND MORTY!
>
>....
>....
>....
>Wake up in a field of asteroids
>Your prison suit is able to provide you oxygen for a little while.
>*Radio crackles* *buuuuurp* "This is R-1 can you read me moron-1? Good, you landed in an asteroid belt outside of gayatron-5. We've sent you a transport vessel to get you out of here but first you're gonna have to learn the basics of CQC."
>Fight a bunch of Space Termites.
>"Good, you figured out how to press the RT button. Now we gotta teach you how to survive, go collect some rocks and Termite meat and go start a fire... in space.... with no oxygen.
>Later
*Beep Beep Beep* "Uh oh space adventurer looks like your oxygen is low, get the frick back to base and resupply or you're gonna end up like my son in law.
HOLY KINO
>enter dungeon
>loading screen
Won't even start up, and when it does it runs at 5fps and crashes after 2 minutes.
An amazing game
open world game that's unfinished and filled with bugs
16 times the asset reuse.
Dark souls but poz'd.