Describe your current character

Bookish Cleric.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m the GM, I’m everyone else.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying I ever get to be a player

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brian the Prophet of Individuality

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clerical Book

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ziggabenis the Grammarian

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daring Swashbuckler

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    from a classless system:
    >Exorcist who didn't really want to join the priesthood but did so because it was the easiest way for him to learn magic, which is what he really wanted.
    >He rolled high CHA, so he ends up bringing a big squad of hirelings along for every adventure.
    >Outfitting his henchmen leaves him perpetually poor

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the GM.
    Last time I had a character, it was 2019 and it was a daredevil adventurer, named Richard Baxton, ex-Force Recon. It completely flew over the heads of the rest of the group

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't blame them. Even people who played the game, usually skip that one, as they rush toward The Virtual World. And if they won't reach it, then Hologram Theatre is absurdly expensive to maintain as a stand-alone.

      I don't get it

      >Richard Baxton piloted his Recon Rover into a fungal vortex and held off four waves of mind worms, saving an entire colony. We immediately purchased his identity manifests and repackaged him into the Recon Rover Rick character with a multi-tiered media campaign: televids, touchbooks, holos, psi-tours— the works. People need heroes. They don't need to know how he died clawing his eyes out, screaming for mercy. The real story would just hurt sales, and dampen the spirits of our customers."
      >– Morgan Stellartots Keynote Speech, "Mythology for Profit"
      And if you still don't get it, you are just too fricking young

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man of culture

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    autistic cyber mutant space wizard who studies the blade and thinks he is literally God's top guy

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stabby McStolenproperty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Related to the Shelbyville McStolenpropertys?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    transspecies archer

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Formerly arrogant kid humbled by war, survivor's guilt, one armed warrior

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thieving, tricksy goblin.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skeleton battle master - the grandpa and moral leader of the group, old and wise, good hearted and grandfatherly despite his curse.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magical Girl (male)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Thundercats too

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A knight at his fricking limit (but pretty good at hiding it).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knights don't have limits, king

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cleric with a sword.
    And a pet celestial Raven.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiefling Cleric of Trickery (Ralishaz)

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just made him, so yet to get the subclass, but a conspiracy obsessed dwarf psi warrior. He considers himself a free agent, sent out by his clan to gather evidence of the real truth of schemes and a grand threat of invasion he'd been telling them about. Really, though, it was merely the kindest way the clan could get the weirdo to sod off.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    immature prankster warlock. pranks include, but not limited to: using prestidigitation to accuse people of farting, using unseen servant to tie people's shoelaces together, and pretending to be a blind beggar in the market waiting for someone to steal from/be mean to him and then murdering them in their sleep with the dream spell as an offering to their patron.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    An arrogant Chinese nobleman.
    Imagine coming from barbarians

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ex-werewolf Barbarian

  23. 8 months ago
    This thread again?

    Check the archive

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Hutt who is more into archeology than organized crime.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heretic nun with huge breasts.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    team mom in all senses

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      misread that as teen mom and was like damn, that's a bold frickin' choice

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Local mutt weirdo suddenly thrust into leadership position because he can kill hobgoblins really well

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monster hunting cleric who knits in his spare time.

    >mercenary who only does this corp-shit to pay for his daughter's medical bills.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    degenerate halfling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All halflings are degenerates though.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teenage Ranger who's way out of his depth on a quest to find an ancient hero.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil incarnate changeling

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