....Desmond.

....Desmond.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a decade and I'm still mad at Ubisoft stringing me along for 5 games, making me think desmond was gonna amount to anything and we were gonna get a modern day assassins creed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrice Désilets was a visionary, he had invented the shared universe before Marel.
      In the last game, in addition to the Present, we could have used ALL the Assassins protagonists of the various games.
      My hypothesis is that it would be discovered that the Animus is not only used to see the past but also to modify it, as in Déjà (Vu 2006).
      Patrice was already kicked out of Brotherhood because he opposed AC becoming what it is today.
      This is why ACs today are made by "Yesman" and only direct people who don't care about the plot, but respect the deadlines and insert all the microtransactions that Ubisoft wants.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Killed Desmond off
    >Never went forward with the modern day master assassin plot
    Was this the greatest mistake in the franchise?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of. The whole Desmond story was not very good and people hated it at the time. Their real mistake was AC3.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The whole Desmond story was not very good and people hated it at the time.
        >t.secondary
        people were all in on the whole schizo future plot until Revelations and AC3 completely ratfricked it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people were all in on the whole schizo future plot

          Not really. People sort of ignored it or didn't like it. At the time I thought it was lame and chasing the coattails of Dan Brown.

          I've always wished these games were period pieces and the main characters didn't look ridiculous.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it was cool and the present shit in AC3 was more interesting than anything else. Most say it can’t work but you just have to make it more like hitman with parkour and shit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            moronic Black person

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely no-one liked being pulled out of the Ezio story for Desmond. The idea of a modern assassin's creed was cool, but they fricked it up.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They fricked it up by not even doing it. It would have been really cool.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        AC2's creepy ancient recordings and this ending twist were good, as was the basic idea of the past and present melding in his mind.. But they ballsed it up from there.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >AC2's creepy ancient recordings
          Man I legit had nightmares of the Adam and Eve clip.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know about nightmares but there was something really eerie about it, especially that there was no sound

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't like desmond but I was still decently excited about the prospect of a game in a modern setting with him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        People disliked it initially because it was a surprise twist: everything about AC1 was marketed as this historical story. Which is mostly still was. But suddenly there's this framing device of a modern guy reliving these moments in a video-game type set up, and these twists ALWAYS rub people the wrong way if they were expecting just the straight forward story.

        After a game or two, though, people came around. I especially still love Revelations and the nice sort of bookending it does with Ezio, who relives some of Altair's later life memories that he recorded in some sort of ancient aliens device. Near the end of the game Ezio has just experienced Altair's life and is now certain someone is going to be experiencing his, and uses this moment to talk to Desmond about how gratified he is to be able to be a part of this journey. The game ends with him finally settling down and leaving the future to his successors. It's a surprising touch from what is otherwise kind of the second filler game in a row.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nicely written post, I had the same impressions with Revelations. I like how it ended

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk I didn't ever really care for most of the current day bits, my roommate who watched me on and off like desmond more than me lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. The only part that I liked, was in Brotherhood going back to the villa in modern day and exploring it, even though there's nothing to really do.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest mistake was forcing him to kill a qt just because she's a Templar because All tEmpLaR mUsT DiE! that keeps getting spouted in every Asscreed except Rogue.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AC2 did it better than Xenoblade 3

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  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    who iz dayzmond

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually kind of wish that was it for Ezio's role, his life is destroyed just to use him as a go-between and discarded immediately, just left baffled and adrift with no idea what just happened for the rest of his life.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assassins Creed's plot ending up going nowhere still hurts.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the original plot anyway? Like what were Desmond and Lily supposed to do?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally preventing the 2012 disaster that everyone was purporting at the time which originated from some war between our alien forefathers and man since we were just their creations. current plot now is still the same since iirc, ac3's ending just has them postponing the inevitable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What was the original plot anyway?
      desmond saves the world from the solar flare the isu warned him/ezio about and dies in the process (end of 3) he fulfills his destiny but just a very "oh ok" way. the big twist was that it released juno in process but nobody really cared at this point.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw a gore image of some dudes finger that looked like that
    gros lul

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your finger looked like a humanoid depiction of a not-goddess?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    god fricking damn it

    asscreed is my only guilty pleasure when it comes to videogames

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A least Desmond was better than Layla, holy fricken shit at that garbage.

    Going through Syndicate right now and the rare time you are pulled out of the game is fricken cringe as balls. Ubishit devs should be executed

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don not understand...who is Desmond?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have to, the story was as confusing as the the cod zombies mess.
      just play the game and never question it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just leave him there like an butthole
      Felt bad for Ezio being pumped and dumped like that

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blew me mind as a teenager

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the entire The Truth sequence

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exceedingly disturbing, isn't it? The series seems to possess this aura of hopelesness to it.
      It's uncanny.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like the aura of schizoness.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          AC1 especially is a great schizo-core game.

          The only downside is that dating the apocalypse to 2012 obviously hasn’t aged well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *creeps you out*

      Assassins Creed series is the most wasted potential I ever seen in video games. Should of kept going with what AC2 did and kept on with the mysteries of a past civilization, revealing more about it with each game. Without out it its just another open world game. The "Frick Desmond, I just want to kill shit in olden times" cry baby homosexuals ruined everything. The subplot made the games.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        should have

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assassins Creed's plot ending up going nowhere still hurts.

        this and [Prototype] were like the only western games I got super stupid into the lore, only for the sequels to shit on it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Prototype sequel mentioned
          >brain comes up with nothing so I fall back to the web of intrigue and remember Pariah, that would OBVIOUSLY be what the sequel is about, right?
          >still can't recall if that was ever resolved
          >only five seconds later do I finally remember that there indeed was Prototype 2
          Frick you, I actually managed to genuinely forget about that game, frick you for reminding me. God dammit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calls everyone else a crybaby
        >proceeds to be a whiny b***h

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *creeps you out*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the entire The Truth sequence

      >See spooky markings on building
      >Start solving puzzles with images of various old paintings
      >See a spooky snippet of a video
      >Start finding more markings and solving more puzzles
      >Start noticing the apple of eden as a comonality throughout history
      >Finally solve the last puzzle
      >"Adam" "Eve"
      This shit absolutely changed my brain chemistry since. Truly a schizo experience. I lost all interest when I found out they never followed up on it. If you guys want something similar and don't mind reading a book, read the Illuminatus trilogy. It's got psychic dolphins, 80s porno scenes, and Masons hiding the fact weed makes you contact outer dimensional beings. It jumps around in time and place and makes you find connections, putting you in the mindset of a conspiracy theorist.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piecing this together was super cool, really felt like you were finding stuff you're not supposed to know about

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to assassinate Layla as the modern-day Alexios. Fricking Cali-bred c**t.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hudafuk ar u

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy being killed off because the actress wanted more money should have been enough evidence for me to realise they had no idea what they were doing and just made it up as they went along, but I was still stupid enough to fall for it.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? Who's Desmond? I don't understand, Please wait, I have so many questions!
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    >What the frick?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have been Ezio's ending, he was a cool character but him just being a pawn left in confusion is a different kind of dark ending for a character you don't see often in games.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the modern day parts until AC3

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It still makes me seethe, stop reminding me that Ubishit are fricking c**ts.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing AC revelations, getting to that final revelation shit and thinking "this shit has no meaning or substance whatsoever"
    And what do you know, ubisoft thought the same and they dropped that shit like rock

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The modern day AC shit fricking sucked. Every time the world started to go slow motion I'd groan knowing I was in for 10-20 minutes of boring garbage nobody cares about before I'm allowed to go back to running around rooftops stabbing guys as an Assassin.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly they might as well reboot this series and do it right next time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yea
      you think ubisoft will rehire desilets?
      even if he did get fired you think he won't make the story take a wxomnig turn?

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO IZ DEZMAAND

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Juno.

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