*destroys your vidya machine*

*destroys your vidya machine*

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *destroys your vidya machine*

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sun is based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Classic

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't a solar flare wiped out all electronics on earth before? Me thinks you Black folk are worried about a literal boogeyman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It destroys more than just vidya, it fricks up anything electronic.

      It doesn't happen that often, last big one happened way back in 1859. It made telegraph systems around the world unusable.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrington_Event

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Polite reminder we're overdue a coronal mass ejection and barely any infrastructure is protected against it.
        >Gentle nudge that at any time the (very small) chance of a star blowing up will 360 noscope our planet with a gamma ray burst that completely cleanses the planet of all life by liquifying our DNA.
        >quick tap on the shoulder that Yellowstone will eventually pop and hopefully spare us all the horrors of the west coast (it'll probably not be that bad though, just pretty bad for everyone who lives nearby but there's always a chance of a massive ash ejection giving us a few years of chill)
        >wink and a nudge that we've discovered new strains of sugondese lyscheria in artic borehole samples that if the ice thaws will absolutely give us a bad time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good, frick humanity
          This post has been sponsored by the entropy gang

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sugondese lyscheria
          heh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the chance of a gamma ray burst being located in our galaxy and directly pointed at us is so slim all the water on earth would have boiled off by then. yellowstone however is a regular event which will destroy the us when it happens, it's a matter of when of course

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw my single-digit-age ass realised the link between the heat of the sun and the battery life of my gameboy
    >mfw my mom would tell me to go outside and I couldn't take my gameboy with me because I knew some strange magic would make it die really fast
    frick the sun.
    the eternal enemy.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How close wouldmst thus "coronal mass ejection" need to come to me to fry all of my electronics?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can just build a giant faraday cage around your house, problem solved.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she will WHAT on my comp?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shid and fard

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Born too early for my PC to be powered by a Dyson sphere

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dyson Sphere is purely fictional. It will never be real

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie the fricking Oort cloud is a literal fricking dyson sphere

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homieh you can't even LOOK at the fricker, how you gonna put a energy-sucking harness 'round the motherfricker?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just wear sunglasses.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you do it night, dumbass

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hehe, the solar flare will kill all electronics, be afraid and paranoid, sheep
    >look at this 1859 event where all electronics were mildly inconvenienced
    >b-but no, it'll affect OUR electronics much worse
    Do doomers really?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing's gonna happen. Sorry doomposters but your shit life isn't going to change at all by it

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not if I destroy it first.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My computer is in a Faraday cage. Nice try sun.

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