>Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?
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>Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region.
My only worry is if the cuckmarine made it close enought to the wreck to destroy it with the implosion.
Also, next time make a Titanic VR thread
It's estimated that the wreck will collapse in under its own weight by around 2035. Even pictures comparing the wreck from it's first discover to pictures taking in like 2014 the wreck shown massive signs of deteriorating
Why don't they just get out and swim to the surface?
17 bolts
wooden bolts
Literally no door handle inside, kek
from 12,000 feet below sea level?
just hold your breath
jimmy butler is in it
I know who Butler is, but I don't understand this reference.
they forgot to put a door on the thing, i wish i was joking
how did they get in?
They didn't actually forget, he's joking.
They bolted it shut before the dive.
>he's joking
B-but he said he wasn't joking. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED SO?
congrats on having your wish granted?
see picrel
>picrel
>see picrel
they got Doom 3 down there? Sweet.
>The Billionaires, they're dead. I know... I built their coffin.
this is totally another media circus diversion but i still hope every wealthy businessman on board slowly asphyxiated to death in the most miserable, prolonged way possible, listening to the same five seconds of celine dion before their worthless lives were finally snuffed out
fricking lmao
>Where's the Door, Stockton?
Someone needs to edit Drake and Josh in the sub
Water too cold,preassure too high, will die. It was probably some rich globohomosexual butthole so I won't lose any sleep
well the pressure would instantly kill them, but even if they were at the surface, the front is bolted on from the outside and it needs to contact the mother ship to remove it.
And even if they somehow managed to equalize the pressure they would've died from decompression sickness.
From that depths, a proper decent would've taken days, probably weeks to properly ascend.
Seriously frick diving and frick the sea.
The whole descent, tour, and ascent is 8 hours normally.
Yes, because they are in a 1atm pressurized can, so they don't need to decompress.
I'm talking about divers.
For example, the world record for a manned dive is 330 meter. iI took the guy 15 minutes to get down and 13 hours to ascend.
That's why recreational diving on regular air stops at around 40 meters, because beyond that you start getting narced from nitrogen in your blood and have to make decompression stops when ascending.
Beyond that is technical diving with rebreathers and trimix.
cant tell if real
they got iron lung'd into it
F
LMAO
the way you can barely see out of the frickin thing and it has no seats is actually WAY too close to that games sub
Black person do you know how salty the water is? fricking moron
Just drink the sea water, like what the frick
that one got me
>salty
Haven't you seen the film? It's fricking cold you moron
leo actually died of sodium overdose
they literally can't even if they wanted to kek. dumbass bolted them inside and needs a crew to undo the bolts from the top
Can you swim 12,500 feet in 5-ish minutes before you run out of oxygen and drown?
Maybe
I'll do it in four.
You got 3 and 1/2.
Good luck decompressing in that time.
Yeah, but is it deeper than Evangelion?
Yeah the water has actual meaning to it besides it looks cool
If you have to ask you should know it's 2deep4u
Put your head in a fish bowl or something. You're telling me they didn't bring any?
Did they have life jackets? That would make them float really fast. Maybe too fast and they'd fly out of the water so fast when they fall back down they'd die from the impact.
They would die if they went up that fast from that depth.
At that speed hitting the water would be like hitting concrete
Uh yeah, you fricking moron. Humans float, so you just push off and then you float to the surface like an air bubble.
There is a point of depth where the weight of the sea above you is greater than the buoyancy of a person, so after about 50 meters or so, you sink.
Well unless you're made of steel. Your bones would be powder instantly.
>ft
I'd say that's a fairly short difference for an average person? I wouldn't WANT to swim that far, but I probably could if I needed to.
Laugh out loud!
>t. aquaman
There is no way I could hold my breath for five minutes.
>holding your breath
you're aware water is part oxygen, right? literally just breathe dumbass
they'd instantly die from the water pressure if they did which probably happened because the ceo skipped out on safety measures
>too deep
they'd drown before making it up
>too dark
hard to imagine but when it's that dark and you have no frame of reference, it can be hard to tell which direction up is
>too cold
die of hypothermia before they'd make it up
but most importantly...
>pressure too high
they'd instantly be crushed if they left the sub. there's a decent chance the sub already imploded and they were gibbed
This person is lying. Don't be a pussy and just swim up. If you're worried about the pressure just swallow some water to even it out before heading up.
This, just swallow all the water until you're above surface then spit it back out.
You get out, it's pitch black because you're in the midnight zone, which way is up? Better to wait for rescue then take a 50/50 chance
too dark and dangerous fish
Literally bolted in like fricking iron lung.
They didn't put the bolts on the inside? ok that's a little duimb
THE OWNER IS SLEEPING LIKE A BONG TRAPPED INSIDE AN IRON LUNG.
PAJEETS CAN KEEP YOU BREATHING BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KNOW THE LIGHTS ARE OUT
WHAT KIND OF MAN BUILDS A MACHINE TO KILL HIMSELF
IT DOESN'T MATTER
NOW LISTEN
THE GOOD GOYS HAVE TO PAY
(250k for a steel coffin)
lol
They forgot to bring their can opener
Shut the frick up Cthulhu
They are sealed inside, with the exit hatch bolted shut from the outside. Even if they had a means to open it, they couldn't open the hatch as they are fighting against 400x atmoshperic pressure. Beyond that, the pressure would instantly kill them if there is any breach, and they are so far down that even somehow surviving oressure they would drown before making it up (if they are around the Titanic wreckage, they are about 2.5 miles/3.75km below the surface). Even if they could somehow make the swim and not get crushed, drown, or succumb to hypothermia, they would probably die from a super bad case of the bends.
The most optimistic estimates are sometimhing like a 0.5-1% chance of getting them out alive. You'd basically need to find them in the open ocean (either adrift at sea, if safety flotation systems worked, or on the seafloor otherwise), hopefully not in a debris field that would obscure theem from sonar systems, and get a crane (with a 2.5 mile long cable to drag it up) to the location hundreds of miles from the nearest coast, and then unseal the submersible in the middle of nowhere, all before their air supply runs out in about 2.5 days.
I thrive under pressure, this shit wouldn't affect me.
>the bends
But you breathe normal air in pressurized subs. That's the entire point. The bends happen when you breathe in compressed gas and then it expands as you go up. Check out the people who compete for the world record of deepest free dives. They can do some insane shit.
The danger in that plan is that they can't go up fast enough and they'd die due to the depressurization. If they had something to carry them up and could get outside without dying they could make it to the surface.
>the bends
you're kind of moronic, aren't you
he just likes radiohead
I'm on Ganker, aren't I?
>with the exit hatch bolted shut from the outside
This is the most ridiculous fricking part. Why would you build a submersible with emergency floatation systems to bring you to the surface but no way of fricking opening the hatch to get air in? If something goes catastrophically wrong you're a lot easier to find stuck at the bottom of the ocean than bobbing around in the currents, the only reason to float up is that you won't run out of air and die and that's gonna happen anyway.
There have been non-moronic airlocks for 60 years at this point.
It's a redneck sub with construction pipes as ballast. I doubt they found a safer way to withstand 6000 psi.
They ate lunch before hand so they have to wait 30 minutes
10/10
>every post is bait
>jokes don't exist
Please consider touching grass today.
they forgot their swim trunks
>go outside the sub
>get immediately pulverized by the weight of 12,000 feet of water
Brilliant
Wtf water has no weight. Have you ever been to a pool?
They literally cant lol. Even if they wanted to open something, they're completely sealed in from the inside
Getting out of the water at that depth would be like hitting concrete
You are smart anon, its sa shame the ocean is full of Black person life, so those whities would be dead before reaching surface
<<
>forced through a 24 inch opening
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>forced through and 24 inch long opening
they did
they shouldn't of
>be millionare
>die inside a fricking iron tube at the bottom of the ocean
i'll never understand how these buttholes get rich in the first place
Billionaire, and his son
Here's some scientific research on it:
https://arxiv.org/abs/1802.07068
sell your soul to satan
9% of americans are millionaires
>https://arxiv.org/abs/1802.07068
cope study with bad methodology
nepotism
The whole thing is worthy of a Darwin award
>$250k price
>To get bolted inside a Submarine from a dodgy company
>Without any kind of emergency system (eg. Emergency ballast, wire tether to the ship, a buoy with location data...)
>Managed only by a fricking bootleg console controller
>"Crewed" by 4 other morons as gullible as you
>Just to see the wreck of the Titanic from outside
Oh, and the only safety measure is 72h of Oxygen, so you have enough time to despair
>Darwin award
Do they still give them out? The latest one is from over 1 year ago. In any case, if any of them have kids it's not a valid one.
May qualify for a Golden iPod tho. That said, thanks for reminding me I still didn't check the 2022's one.
at least one does
and he's on the sub with his dad
because of course he is
>In any case, if any of them have kids it's not a valid one.
Well, the Paki took his son with him
Well he may get one, wonder if they will dare tho.
>In any case, if any of them have kids it's not a valid one.
His son is on the submarine with him.
>he gave himself and his son a darwin award
impressive
If only you knew how bad things were.
>We won't hire safety guys because they'd all be old experienced white men
I no longer feel bad for these morons.
The ones that worked for their wealth like Bill Gates aren't moronic. It's the only ones that inherit their money or leached off the work of others.
>The Hurun Global Rich List 2023 showed that 70% of the billionaires are self-made and only 30% are legacy. Some of the self-made billionaires include Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Gautam Adani and others. As many as 247 self-made women made it to the list this year, down by 22 from last year.
To be fair, at the price you pay for the trip you're probably expecting they've worked out the emergency protocols. Submarines are not new technology
It's all about having contacts. Family members are even better. That's why anti socials will never be rich, no matter how smart or hard working they are. At best they'll work for millionaires, at worst they'll die poor and homeless.
>doesn't even have a window, just a tiny LCD screen for a camera outside
What even is the fricking point of going down there then, I would expect nothing less than a James Cameron claw machine
it has a window infront of the toilet kek
>every fish passing by will watch you take a shit
is this some rich guy fetish that I'm too poor to understand?
what is this?
Anon watches the news and than comes to Ganker to spam it
Oh
The least he could do it post what the news is
Some of us live in a bubble
Some rich morons made an Iron Lung from the hit video game Iron Lung and now they're trapped at the bottom of the sea.
Oh alright
Anyways I liked steeldiver on 3DS
I liked Holy Diver by Dio.
5 rich guys lock themselves in an locked capsule to go see the titanic, and they got lost. Because the decades of records, museums, wiki articles, documentaries, and even VR recreations weren't cool enough.
Rich people have to find ways to blow their money and do things for status, has nothing to do with actually experiencing the Titanic or whatever.
>uk nationals pay 250k to shit on the titanic
>no pajeets
that's the real news
>has not seen the news
There wew TWO pajeets there
Imagine the smell
pakistani
Pakistani are Indians.
>off-brand pajeets
who gives a shit, they smell the same
what if its all a fake out and they're stealing the titanic as we speak?!
Just
IS THIS REAL!?
it's obviously a shooting star
A shooting seastar, to be precise.
wut
>deepsea-ufo
Source of this vid? I want to look into it but can't find anything.
I love you frickers sometime
KINO
It's another squid Dufus. They can move that fast and contort their body.
HE'S FAST
h-hayai!
>sub cant be opened from the inside
>even if the sub surfaced they're just bobbing around the ocean with no way to locate them
what's that one vidya from the 90s/early 2000s that was in a yellow sub at the bottom of the ocean?
it was 3d and had like torpedos and stuff
looked like claymation
It wasn't a game it was a Beatles song.
Treasures of the Deep
Sub Culture (1997)
>Sub Culture (1997)
Neat!
you mean platypus? if so that was a spaceship
Why doesn't Elon Musk save them with his little sub? He almost saved those kids in Thailand until leftists stopped him.
>save
how? fist bumping the other sub?
Even if he managed to find it (impossible by the way) its not like they can stick a diver outside to tie the sub to the other one
bring it up using a big fricken magnet
if I were on the rescue team these rich pigs would be alive and well rn
just ask a friendly giant squid to grab on both subs, Jules Verne style.
Would the Titanic have a lot of skeletons on it or would they have all washed away at this point?
all cleaned up by ocean critters. there are bone-eating worms that break down even whale skeletons
Salt water eats them up.
IIRC are still millenia old slave galleys with the chained rower skeletons.
James Cameron dived down there to do "research" for the movie. No skeletons, a lot of shoes left behind from people who probably were still trapped there.
Down there the pressure crushes even your bones, so after a few weeks there were only pairs of shoes together in the same direction
Imagine the smell
>here's your controller bro
they must be having so much gay sex right now
This genuinely feels like something we'd subject someone to as punishment or a researcher who is doing this to advance the field with the knowledge that what he's doing carries an incredible risk.
I've been on a decommissioned naval sub at a museum and even that felt pretty harrowing. I can't imagine how brave you'd have to be to do something like that.
And they paid like 5 grand each to get in.
Five grand? No way, they paid 250,000 to ride on that deathtrap
250 grand.
>like 5 grand
Try 200,000 freedom bucks.
Goddamn, that was quite an expensive suicide pact.
250K us pesos, bro
we call them big ben bucks, not pesos
Big Ben is the name of the largest bell in Elizabeth Tower, you absolute Black person.
t. Fricked a 10/10 (3/10 in our superior Imperial system) bong slag (bawd in our superior English slang) in the tradesmen entrance (butthole in our superior English slang).
Bob's your uncle! (Simple as that in our superior English lingo)
>not an xbox controller
>not a sony or nintendo controller
>a motherfricking logitech f710
They deserve to die
>the frick are these guys talking about?
>look it up
>this soda can is actually controlled with a fricking usb game controler
What the frick
wrong
it's a bluetooth controller notorious for losing connection, that on a previous expedition lost connection and had them going in circles for 2 1/2 hours
nah, they lost connection with the ship, meaning that whatever was sending acoustic communications and texting them the direction in which to go was broken.
They actually have spare controllers on board.
Too bad they didn't think of taking a beacon instead.
>bluetooth for critical equipment
>20 fricking year old Bluetooth for critical equipment
l
m
A
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Its the fricking controller you buy when you dont want to shell out the extra 20 bucks for the Xbox controller lmao
A model from 2005 no less. Wireless to (das) boot.
You made me giggle, anon.
>the helm is also the shitter
LMAO
M
A
O
where's the toy story crt?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
WHO DIED IN A TIN CAN UNDER THE SEA ?
DUMB MILLIONAIRES
Wouldn't it have been smart to attach a really long chain or something as a fail safe, so they can be reeled back up? I mean cmon
Its like 4km deep
They're rich, they can afford it, Home Depot stocks would go way up.
>toilet behind curtain
how do they stop the smell? Even when operating as intended, what do you do if you have a particularly rank shit? Everyone will know you did it. Hell, they'll hear you do it. You will have ruined the million dollar trip and have to deal with the consequences.
you don't
There were two poojets onboard as well.
Contemplate the aroma.
Well at least the smell of poo locked in that tiny airtight tin can would have made them feel at home in their last hours
>slowly suffocating at the bottom of the se-
>*plap*
the sound of jerry taking his last shit, the stench fills the submarine, this stale, damp odor of half-digested curry will be the last thing you smell.
>top-right
Jesus, I had read the "steel coffing" but good fricking grief
who the FRICK would willingly get in this
that'll be a quarter of a million dollars (plus tip)
>The only window is in the shitter
What if you have like a very big shit to take like one of those explosive farting shits and it makes the whole sub reek.
Imagine that haha...
A billionaire really couldn't afford better than this? Who even are the dead guys?
>they all died because they forgot to buy new AA batteries for the controller
>Only a curtain for the toilet
>Everyone barefoot
Imagine the smell
Guys
what if
what
if
hear me out
next time
what if we tie a rope to the submarine
and pull that trash can out of the big blue when shit hits the fan?
god I'm smart
but what is fish eat rope
TWO ropes then
They did have a rope.
It broke.
No
don't some ROVs have rope/cables
Underwater archaeologist here, yes. Any sane commercial diver will be tethered, too.
>4 km of tether
Too much weight, so it might break. If you don't want it to break you need to make it thick, but then it an pull on the surface ship too much.
Basically you'll get a ship that only carries cable.
>when shit hits the fan?
It's called a propeller when its underwater dad
Easier yet, why can't you just be able to unlock yourself from the ballast, while designing the craft to be able to float without it, while having GPS and communication systems for when surfaced, and use a non deathtrap tier airlock that can be opened from the inside?
because that would cost money and require actual engineers
instead of a submarine why didnt they just make an elevator that goes straight down to the titanic?
Because then a bunch of poor people could just go see the Titanic and nobody will think you're super cool. You won't be able to say "Oh, you've never been?" when you talk about the Titanic at parties.
I imagine they had buttsex with each others one last time before dying.
>It's true that the "Absolutely Safe Capsule" that the Mr. Saturns and I developed together can protect one from every manner of danger. It IS an absolutely safe capsule, but once you enter it, you can never exit it...
>all these idiots saying to just swim up
>not instead swimming down to collect an air bubble first so you have maximum air when you're going up to the surface
You idiots deserve to die.
Dude, they're out of bounds, air bubbles dont spawn there.
>he wants to collect a cursed titanic air bubble and bring it back to the surface to awaken god knows what kind of evil
please never fricking dive
>the immediate aftermath of the sinking of the titanic
the sounds must have been awful
Doubt they even made it to the titanic.
Contact was lost halfway there and the sub relied on text messages (yes really) sent by the operators in the big ship to help them navigate.
>k now set that valve to on
>...
>....
>off* sry autoroccrect
>guys you there?
Survivors on the lifeboats told stories of the wailing of the folks left on board to slowly freeze/drown being horrifying, but it got even worse as the sounds slowly started to fade and then just silence.
Life really is funny in its most tragic moments sometimes
Frickin kek they could be dying to Celine dion as we speak
jesus christ this whole thing is so depressing
Depressing?
These cheapskate billionaire wienersuckers could have invested that money into so something useful like purging Black folk or robowaifus.
Instead they choose to go look at some trivial bullshit that's out of fashion.
They got exactly what they paid for:
A watery grave and a memorial at the bottom of the ocean. Ironically at someone else's watery grave and memorial at the bottom of the ocean.
AAlso, traps are gay.
they were philanthropists, one guy was working to save cheetahs in the wildlife
Frick Cheetahs.
Looks like they weren't fast enough to outrun extinction.
Man cheetahs are cool.
Now I do feel bad.
man I think you might be genuinely mentally ill
There's also a 19yo son and a very very well respected, deepsea researcher.
Sure, blame the cheapskate and the two other fools that paid 250k to LARP in the Iron Lung, but those two people don't deserve even a fraction of their fate.
I can't even blame the dudes who paid to go on it. If your worst sin is frittering away money on deep sea exploration, you don't deserve to die for it
if you see that the thing is controlled by a frickig video game controller and find out there's no way to get out because it's bolted shut from the outside and still get in, you deserve everything that comes of your choice
>there's no way to get out because it's bolted shut from the outside
there's no way to get out because there are 400 atmospheres worth of pressure ready to break you into slime, being bolted in is literally the least of their problems
no, because even if they managed to get to the surface they still die because they can't open the frickin thing
they don't, they had 80 hours worth of oxygen and would be relatively easy to find within that timeframe, this has actually happened multiple times (sub got lost)
>AAlso, traps are gay.
Now hold on a minute, pal.
the absolute horror holy shit
source?
EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS
KINO
context?
Its a tour, so it would have some prerecorded audio, like when your riding a bus or a train
NEEEAR
FAAAAAR
WHEREVERRR YOU ARE
I BELIEVE THAT OCEANGATE IS GOOOOOONE
That's African Dictator tier.
If I were a dictator I'd round up the Christians and dump them into rooms without doors while playing knock knock knocking on heaven's door on loop.
HAHAHAH
BWAHAHA holy shit
Holy shit
FRICKIN WHAT HAHAHA
I turned off my lights and put this song on
I'm really living the Titanic experience, and I didn't even have to leave my house
>ONCE MORE
>PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR
Kek
There's a lot of worse ways to die, usually tortures, scaphism for example or any of the ones where you're tied/trapped in a heating metal
Yeah, that's what I meant with chuuni tortures.
Also most of them only last the 5 minutes you can stay conscious in the inhumane setting
>thread theme, a classic
>the last song you hear before the lights go out and the hull crushes around you like an aluminum can is "My Heart Will Go On"
what the frick has seaworld been training orcas for if it isn't deep sea rescues?
Destroying immigrant boats. Or perhaps to destroy submarines....
So if there wasn't a billionaire on board, would anyone important even care? Would it still be on international news as a headline number 1, instead of just a side note in the newpapers?
Probably because:
A) first time something like this has ever happened
B) the other morons on it were rich too, and had even been covered in news story in the past months.
It was a big story even before they found out a billionaire was onboard.
Nothing else happened so it's the most interesting story today.
Yes moron
>would anyone important even care?
Even ignoring the Schadenfreude, frick yes.
Anything Titanic-related is very popular, people going missing in extravagant situations is always a headline-maker and just you wait till the dust is settled and all the frick-ups from the CEO and the sheer incompetence.
the CEO is on board
Yes, and?
good
It's because every few hours a new fricking hilarious details comes out that makes the story even more shocking and idiotic. Like how they....
>Didn't put a fricking door on the sub
>Piloted the sub with a fricking SINGULUAR KNOCKOFF PS2 CONTROLLER
>Didn't equip the sub with a single safety measure
5 rich buttholes perishing is just what makes the situation so funny. Nobody has empathy for rich c**ts
Were you born after the news of those football playing kids got trapped inside a cave? That was international news
What about the time those miners got trapped after a mining accident? Also International news
If so, you're underage and need to leave
If not, then you're really forgetful and need a checkup on symptoms for dementia
If not to that too, then you're just moronic.
They're probably fine. They have 4 days of air.
2 days now.
it imploded because the window can't sustain that depth
please tell me they didn't use square windows
Just kick the window out and swim up? It's so fricking obvious
ARE THE RICH PEOPLE DEAD YET?????????
Probably, CO2 poisoning
I hope they wrote their final notes.
>shit smeared on the walls of the sun heralding the age of Cthulhu
>dismissed by mainstream because it’s shit
NO, BUT THERE’S STILL HOPE!!!!
So they're panicking and breathing at a rapid rate. What will that reduce their '96 hours of air' to?
Do you think the father and son would kill the other two for more air/time to be resuced?
>Do you think the father and son would kill the other two for more air/time to be resuced?
I doubt being trapped with 2 rotting corpses next to you would extend chances of survival.
they won't have enough time to rot
>So they're panicking and breathing at a rapid rate
there's a decent chance the sub cracked like an egg and they're being inhaled by sea life right now so their oxygen supply might not even be a factor
Guessing on how shitty this "submarine" was made, I'm betting that it fricking imploded from the pressure when it got to a certain point.
They skipped a whole bunch of regulation shit. There's a good chance they didn't take enough precautions for pressure either.
>The paki had curry as his last meal before going on the trip
Imagine the smell
Clearly these guys got down there, floated into the wreck and found themselves transported into 1912, 4 hours before the Titanic sank. Any moment now we'll be searching through old photos catching out of place figures in the background.
what if your theory is correct and what actually caused the titanic to sink is a piece of shit submarine suddenly appearing on the titanic out of thinr air and breaking it apart
an ice~~*berg*~~
you might be on to something
>The newest expedition to the Titanic has found what appears to be a deformed piece of plastic next to a diary with "FRICKING MADCATZ" written on all it's pages
Sorry guys, it was my fault. I forgot to turn my phone's wifi off teehee
So they paid 250k each to essentially watch a youtube video underwater?
nah, they have a view
I've heard conflicting things. Is the "viewport" a window? Or just a bubble the playstation eye hooked up to the TV is housed in?
its a bonafide window
it's a window that's about 12in thick
It has a window on top of the shitter, and a camera eith a tiny tv on the back of the cuckmarine
Theres a real window, cbs did a full 10 minute thing on it like 5 months ago.
What's their view, currently?
Probably pitch black. They had to turn off the lights to conserve.
>have to huddle on top of a plastic bag full of shit to be able to see faintly lit abyssal void through half a meter wide window
Really justifies the 250 grands
No bro you dont get it. It's like you're really living the moment!
NO I SAW THE TITANIC
I SAW IT AND YOU DIDNT
I HAD THE PRIVILEGE TO EXPERIENCE THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME MOMENT
AND YOU DIDNT
AND YOU NEVER WILL
MY LIFE HAS MEANING BECAUSE OF THE THINGS I WAS ABLE TO BUY
>Look up the 5 people that are stuck
>Self described explorer
>Self described explorer
>Self described explorer
You're unironically not even wrong. How fricking up your own ass do you need to be to view yourself as some kind of IRL Indiana Jones
Something that blows my mind is thinking about how even the US Military didn't buy third party controllers.
Truth is, it's kind of standard to use XBox or PS controllers for all sorts of prototypes and funky science stuff. You can even ask politely and get some for free if your project is promising.
You don't usually use off-brand cheapo shit from two decades ago tho.
The US military has contracts with Microsoft so it makes sense for them to have Xbox controllers
I saw a bunch of contractors showing soldiers how to operate little robots using xbox controllers a decade ago. They had black electrical tape over the logo for some reason.
>CEO dies
>It's one of the harmless english ones
Makes sense. The real CEOs are too busy swimming in their gold like Scrooge McDuck to put themselves in real danger.
Of course they did
I'm convinced that our deepest oceans house superorganisms that mankind will likely never encounter.
This is so fricking stupid. There's nothing down here. And even if there was there wouldn't be enough mermaid pussy for the surface dwellers so don't even check.
>down here
you're keeping the mermaid pussy for yourself, aren't you
Are you hoping to keep the merpussy all to yourself.
The Terror sucked.
what is this
leviathan dlc from mass effect 3
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED GET DEPRESSURIZED
Probably what this mfer is thinking of while slapping the shit out of it.
Even if they're rich idiots this has gotta be the worst way to go out. Genuinely hoping they survive just because I don't wish this fate on anyone
it's a horrible way to go if they're still alive and slowly running out of oxygen
if the hull failed it's one of the fastest ways you could possibly die as they got pulverized before they even realized something was wrong so it's not so bad
nah, getting eaten by a grizzly bear is probably worse
you know they just pin you down while you're conscious and start eating chunks off of you?
frickin rough way to go that
Yeah but that's fricking merciful compared to this
no, I don't think it is
There is nothing worse than this IMO except chuuni tier technically possible tortures like dripping you into acid 1 millimeter per day. Long death by asphyxia wile knowing exactly how long you have to live in a tin can in the bottom of the ocean. Makes me hope they have some humane suicide way on board.
>Makes me hope they have some humane suicide way on board.
How would you even commit suicide onboard that sub if you didn't plan for it when you embarked? Not enough room to even have a nice day with your belt.
A loaded gun, cyanide pills, a self destruct system, anything other than 4 days of agony.
>Makes me hope they have some humane suicide way on board.
Don't worry, bro, they thought of everything
criminally underrated post
A hand crank drill would do it. It would take a really long time to work through the hull, so you wouldn't do it accidentally or without thinking a lot about it first. But you keep on drilling through the wall until the hull fails and everyone is dead instantly without even knowing.
maybe the billionaires should pick themselves up by the bootstraps and push the sub, it's not an excuse to miss work
>rich people are bad
You're just a manchild who votes against his own economic interests(left wing).
grow up. millions of people have suffered fates just as or worse than this. life is fricked up, boo hoo.
>Pajeets trample eachother, drink out of the ganges or other stupid poor people shit
>Feel sorry
So sad much crying. At least when rich people die it's funny and not sad (And not crying sad just moronic sad)
why do you hate rich people?
it sounds like nothing but pure envy
You're acting like that's not a valid reason.
I feel sad for everyone
Guys, they're fine.
Their ship landed in Bikini Bottom and they're staying at Spongebob's house.
That's in the pacific you dipshit, everyone knows that.
Ah then they are fricked
I missed deep sea threads
Thats bad ass. Does it have 2 mouths?
No, those are electroreceptors, pretty much all fish have them
Chimaeras have one single mouth
Looks like an alligator skull
reminds me of a rat, he cute
These turn into blobs the moment they get pulled out.
cUTE DOG
I thought those guys were extinct, haven't seen them in years.
I have a lot of them in my gardens living under slates
if water pressure is real then why does sand float upwards so easily?
>Stuck slowly suffocating over the course of 4 days sharing a tiny space with the CEO who conned you into getting into the sub in the first place
Unironically how do you not violently murder that fricker on day one?
They probably had rounds raping his ass.
You have a undersea gay orgy before you get desperate enough to kill people for air
by getting depressurized into human slurry instantly because that ceo fired the safety guy for saying the window can't handle the depths of a 13,000 meter deep titanic, and can only handle 1,000 meters tops
>13,000 meter
3,800 meter. Even the bottom of the ocean, the Mariana trench only reaches 11,000 m
>Another homosexual reddit thread
Can OP kill himself, please?
Why are you a little b***h?
Any games where you die a miserable, meaningless death on the ocean floor?
Subnautica?
man I forgot how moronic simon was
also the game should have ended right there, instead of showing you some shitty shot of the arc
I actually think it makes things even more tragic for the surviving Simon. That idiot probably just thinks he won the coin toss and everything worked perfectly. He'll probably never realize there's a version/copy/whatever of him stuck on the ocean floor for eternity.
bioshock maybe?
Everblue and its sequel for the PS2
It's a SCUBA simulator, and you can discover and explore the not-Titanic
No submarines tho, you have to swim there
STOP HOGGING THE TOILET
PLEASE I NEED TO SHIT
They got heemed by this
We are simply not meant to be down there. Ever. Humans were not designed to see the depths and we are not welcome. They can keep it.
how many more threads do you need about this tragedy
I don't know, how many can we fit in the time they have oxygen left?
the dust of their pressurized bones hasn't even settled yet
>IT IS A TRAGEDY
>Tragedy
Four cheap israelite billionaire getting exactly what they paid for isn't a tragedy, senpai.
Me going into town for a Tiger's Blood Frazil and them being out of the syrup to make them is a fricking tragedy.
I openly weeped.
Communism lost.
You will never have sex.
You will never be a dictator.
kys bootlicking cuck
>communist manchild calls others bootlickers
Why can't you people just be honest with yourselves?
Is it a sexual fetish? Do you get off on being enslaved?
Above a certain wealth threshold it becomes statistically impossible for you to have made your money legitimately. There's almost no way someone's net worth is above 100 million USD and they've not actively participated in some level of human rights violations.
I'm the furthest thing from a commie, I just know that the current system is dogshit and rewards people proportionally to how much they'll trample on their fellow man.
>Above a certain wealth threshold it becomes statistically impossible for you to have made your money legitimately. There's almost no way someone's net worth is above 100 million USD and they've not actively participated in some level of human rights violations.
This is just your cope/mental gymnastics.
> just know that the current system is dogshit and rewards people proportionally to how much they'll trample on their fellow man.
Either way, the problem is central banking and government.
The government literally prints money to boost the net worth(stock price) of billionaires.
Leftists never talk about this.
>Either way, the problem is central banking and government.
I absolutely agree. I also know that the last two major economic crises the US has suffered (GD and 2008) were directly caused by fat cat morons speculating stocks, producing nothing and then having daddy government come to bail them out while the average person got told to eat shit and (literally) die.
And the top part isn't even remotely cope. Whether it was intergenerational wealth earned from times when western nations didn't have just laws for workers (a lot still don't) or modern wealth earned on the backs of third-worlder slave labor, their wealth is unethically earned. I'm sure there's a few out there that put serious effort into making sure all their businesses are purely above the board but I find it extremely hard to believe that figure is any more than 1-2% of individuals with a net worth >100 million USD.
>Billionaire morons dying
>The logitech controller
>The hilariously shoddy construction of the sub
>Deep sea kino
This is the best thing to happen on Ganker since Dragons Dogma 2 was announced, frick Jannies for autosaging these threads
Yes
they're fricked
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>the mastermind behind the disapperance
>neurons activated
>enlightenment reach
I forgot, what was the evolutionary advantage of that? Also the fish is blind right? Does it see through electro mangnetic pulses or some shit?
>I forgot, what was the evolutionary advantage of that?
I can tell this post was written by someone with a non-visible brain.
nah it can see, but only straight up through it's head
which is the only direction it needs to see because the only things it needs to be able to see live above it
it reads the thoughts of nearby fish to hunt
>YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART
>BRAAAAAAAAP
>NOOO ANON THE SHIT BUCKET IS OVERFLOWING NOOOOOO
>have played enough subnautica that i know leviathans cant really hurt you and theres nothing dangerous in 98% of the game
>still get fricking terrified whenever theres open water you cant see the bottom of
elicits like a primal fear or something, its so cool
I legitimately have thalassophobia, and it pisses me off that when you look up images of it all you get are gigantic sea monsters and shit. That ain't it, fricktards, anybody would be scared of that. Far more terrifying is an expanse so dark and deep that even the monsters would go in and never come out.
The scariest moments of Subnautica is when you come to the crater's edge.
>game loses you
>already had a near miss and still didn't bother to add some kind of failsafe
man this company is fricked
how can you get lost underwater? just go up idiots
This. Even if you can’t figure out where up is you can just jump to automatically go up.
>go up
>sub is still sealed with bolts from the outside
>they could literally be floating on the surface RIGHT NOW but there's no way to actually get out
>they could suffocate to death while floating on the surface just because no one can find them
a beacon wouldnt be useful any way. Water is good at absorbing the signal and they would be too deep.
Then you add a beacon strong enough or don't do it at all. This level of recklessness is unacceptable to anyone with a brain.
no matter how strong the beacon is, it wont penetrate all the way to the surface
That's why you do buoy beacons that can be launched in an emergency
wouldnt those be crushed by the pressure ?
besides the sub did have one redundancy. If something were to happen it would begin to resurface. So either it is out at sea somewhere or they imploded
Building a submarine that maintains a livable internal pressure is much harder than a buoy that just has to contain a radio emitter. I think you're probably right that the sub imploded or crashed, though
You can fill them with a lighter liquid, like Oil or Gasoline, and it will float to the surface
They figured that shit 50 years ago
It would perhaps be possible to make it audio based and add a specialized receiver on the bottom of the launching ship.
>But that's expensive
they cater to rich people, they should be able to afford that.
>shut off the ship's internet to prevent us from tweeting
And people still paid this scam artist to go well beyond crush depth in his CARBON FIBER death tube.
Sub pill me. Shouldn't submarines be deisgned to be naturally bouyant? The only reason they couldn't rise to the surface is to prevent the bends or if the dipshits somehow got stuck in a cave or some fricking rope.
Yes, they should. This one was just built by morons
submersibles like that are designed to be neutrally buoyant and move only with thrusters. Having no emergency detachable ballast is fricking moronic though, as is the lack of redundant battery powered beacons. What the frick were they doing with the million dollars they got per trip?
anyone else kind of hope the other passengers eat the billionaire?
oh no...
not le heckin' billionaires...
>rich people are le bad
Who let in reddit/leftypol?
This gif needs a stick person taking a shit behind the glass
I hope James Cameron saves them
Unda da sea
Unda da sea
Rescue's not coming
No redundancies running
Soon they can't breathe
So the big dive hit a snag
Two days of shitting into a bag
Their net worth imploded
Like the sub they all loaded
UNDA DA SEA
They saw the reboot movie and invested everything to go find some chocolate mermaid puss
jej
nice
this doesn't work, too many syllables to fit the melody
I keep hearing the shell drums.
Is he right?
I heard they didn't even make it down that far.
He's right about imploding being instant death though.
They made it to 3500 meters, which is 2-300 meters above the Titanic
>carbon fiber is the worst material to make submarines from
what about cardboard?
No cardboard or cardboard derivatives.
cardboard beats fiber for cost and environmental impact
Cardboard isn't strong enough to get you to the depths where you die if it fails.
you speak from experience, to make such a claim?
Cardboard would fail almost instantly so you could just swim back up.
As opposed to failing at catastrophic depths.
Carboard 1
Carbon Fiber 0
what if you wrap a big plastic bag around the cardboard so that it doesnt get wet
whats the sound?
Yeesh
thats fricked up
>A sub
>that uses weights
>and not a ballast
Why don't they just keep farting until the tin can rises to the surface?
Jesus chirst, what the frick. If true god damn.
>brapped to death
True
Also heard that before they lost communication the last words were
>Playstation has no games
>as they submerged
would imply they would have found it by now
>They never got to see the Nintendo Direct
>hey guys it’s Mr. Beast and today 5 random subscribers will compete to survive the longest inside this submarine on the bottom of ocean!
this a marketing viral
on a few hours they will be "recued" and then james cameron will be inside and annouce titanic 2
print this
It's likely they're all fricking dead already.
That was a bot AI post.
Note all lower case and no punctuation.
people do that all the time in here, uppercase on the first letter usually means you're either a phoneposter or a redditor
>words
Sounds just like something a bot trained on Ganker posts would post.
Ganker isn't really filled with sociopathic buttholes gloating over others dying?
billionaires aren't human
Why do you hate Gabe Newell?
Also why do you hate billionaires in general? I literally don't get it.
They've changed the world for the better.
no they haven't
They literally have though.
If their companies didn't exist, society would be collectively much poorer and you would likely have longer working hours etc.
if you're a manchild, sure
Come on anon, you've got to try harder than that.
How am I baiting? This is common sense.
If all major video game companies, chip manufacturers etc never existed would society be better?
>1% of the world owning the majority of the world's wealth is a good thing for us all, can't you understand?
I refuse to believe you're this stupid. Fine, 6/10 for illiciting a second response.
the companies aren't the rich homosexual at the top
>the all seeing eye
>spoiling the next Kirby secret boss fight
Bro what the frick
What in god's frick is it imitating jfc
I swear someone summoned one of these in yugioh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Here's your controller bors.
it would be hilarious if it was literally the controller that broke and doomed them
They have spares.
Now of all the spares broke that would be something
>logitech stocks tomorrow
SELL SELL SELL
This piece of shit is going to be the OP of every "here's your controller bro" thread for years.
>There are two pilots, one of which is Stockton Rush, the sub's designer and the CEO, and he drives the sub with a game controller ... It has the right levers and buttons to go up, down, left, right and so on. And his argument is, it might look cheap and consumery, but it's a tried and true, very reliable component and it does exactly what we need.
Logitech bros... Has it failed us?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mite kure
They should have put a fridge in the submarine so they can just freeze the water around them into ice and then safely float up, duh.
You did donate, right?
I refuse to give anything to people That Type Like This out of moral principle
Amen. Was writing the same.
That Is Your Decision To Make
Why isnt musk coming up with a way to save this one?
I like how they blame Musk for Starlink but how was that shit supposed to work miles underwater?
Logitech stonks have also been tanking
Last time they asked that moron to help with a rescue mission he called the actual rescuers a bunch of pedophiles
The "pedo guy" comment gets too much press. Musk's plan was flat-out moronic, couldn't have worked and was a real distraction that delayed the actual rescue.
>controlled by a cheap controller
>cant see shit unless taking a shit
>how can cameras be real if our eyes aren't real
I can only imagine the horror of their last days inside expensive coffin.
some real brokeback ocean shit happening as the realization sinks in that this is the last hole available
>getting into a sub bolted from the outside
Why
kill it
>im gonna evolution into becoming an underwater bubble of cum
thanks doc
is that a whale egg?
At first I was like "oh that's weird" and then I noticed the diver besides it. Why is the ocean like this?
Sun Fish eggs?
I thought it was a giant squid.
They have a detachable ballast. It's supposed to auto detach after a few hours but I don't know if there's a manual override. Of course they can still get stuck in a crevice or the window could have broken.
>last thing they see
would.
>last jerk off sesh with the boys and this is the entertainment
>uhhhh sir the controller is almost out of batteries maybe we should wait an-
>NAH FRICK THAT WE GAAN
THE RICHIES ARE GETTING ANGRY
WHEN THEIR SUB AIN'T RISING
AIR LEVELS SINKING FASTLY
YOU WILL SOON BE CAPSIZING
JUST LOOK AT THIS SHITBOX AROUND YOU
IT HAS A PLASTIC GAMEPAD BUT NO TETHER
THOUSANDS OF DEAD SOULS SURROUND YOU
YOU WILL JOIN THEM IN THE NETHER
STUCK IN YOUR CAGE
STUCK IN YOUR CAGE
ABOUT TO BE DELTA-P'D RIPPED APART THERE'S NO ESCAPE
13 THOUSAND FEET UNDER THE SEA
IS THIS REALLY WHERE YOU WANTED TO BE?
WRECK OF TITANIC YOU CAME TO SEE
SOON YOU'LL BE ANOTHER DEBRIS
STUCK IN YOUR CAGE
UNDA DA SEA
NOW THEY CAN'T BREATHE
NOTHINGS GETTING BETTER
DOWN WHERE ITS WETTER
TAKE IT FROM ME
I GOT ON DA SUB TO TAKE A TOUR
NOW I AM NOT ALIVE NO MORE
FILLED WITH REGRETTA
DOWN WHERE ITS WETTA
UNDA DA SEA
Why would anyone go super deep underwater in a bolted shitty submarine that they couldn't get out of? What were they thinking? Genuinely, what were they FRICKING THINKING?
>Imma fuggin explorer, I wanna see da Titanic so I can brag about it at my homosexual rich people parties
If you control a submarine with a goddamn controller, why can't we control cars and planes with them?
Is this a joke? Have we been bambozzed?
You could definitely control a plane or car with a controller, but why would you want to?
Why not? it's cheaper and less force intensive.
You can also use R2 and L2 to accel and brake easier than the current accel/brake footpads.
For the same reason gyro is better at aiming: more degrees of rotation gives you more precise control. If you really want this, though, it's totally possible, they have cars that paraplegics can drive without pedals
Sure you can. At the end of the day it's just potentiometers and signals that you choose to interpret in a certain way.
It's just not the optimal method.
Dude every car made in the last 10 years is controlled by a glorified joystick already. Your steering wheel is a joystick controlling servos.
At least it's not made by Logitech.
If only they were children
If only they weren't 13000 feet under the sea
I don't think you get the joke
It's up to Gamera to save them
Maybe they should've put Logitech RGB lights around the boat
these threads are worth it for the deep sea kino alone
>she sees your gamer jellyfish
What else is he supposed to do? Just sit around?
thanks son
SAY IT AIN'T SO
>going to a blink 182 concert while your father is trapped in the poo sub of death
Well at least it isn't the song being inside the submarine and the father at the concert.
>WHERE ARE YEWWWW??
>This kid inherits billions of dollars because his dad was a fricking moron
Good for him.
Did he sent this from the inside the submarine??
yes he's currently attending the blink-182 concert inside the submarine
Which one is it???
no the concert wasn't inside the submarine
you can have two sons, anon
I can understand feeling apathetic like "well there's nothing I can really do to help the situation, I might as well just try to pass the time while it develops" but why would you post about it.
Because they aren't people
>no you must suffer too how dare you be happy
Frick off crab
yeah I'd be going to a concert too if I knew I was about to become moronicly rich because my dumbass stepdad was dying at the bottom of the ocean
Rich people are soulless.
I've never listened to Blink 182, recommend me their best song
Don't bother, It's all shitty "skater" music.
"Bottom of the Ocean" 2017
>step son
>rich busy step dad
Yeah no surprise here. But even if he doesn't give a shit is he not going to go see his mom
IMAGINE the shitstorm if they had used a joycon instead lmao
Literally drifting to death
The eventual internet historian video will be pure kino, can't wait.
>video starts
plays
He'd get flamed for it
Where the frick is the mando and a Cave video
>NPC knows they can't win
>35 hours remain
>explorer
You're going to the wreck of the Titanic. It's nothing new. Bunch of pretentious buttholes.
This is just depressing as hell. I wish we could do something about it
All you can do is warn people in the future that try to do stupid shit like this.
Honestly based on all the security measures they ignored like
said, the "submarine" probably got half way there and just fricking imploded.
come join the search party, we need every hand we can get
Can the ship even be recovered within the next few hours? Feels too late
If they livestreamed, it would've been fricking scary. Surprised they didn't
I mean, is it possible?
>Can the ship even be recovered within the next few hours? Feels too late
It's either stuck 13,000 below the surface in a pitch black ditch beside the Titanic, or it never got that deep and got swept away by underwater currents in which case it could be fricking anywhere.
Even if they found the sub right this very second there's basically no vehicle in existence that could haul them back to the surface. LITERALLY only like 5 subs on the entire planet can reach the titanic.
its good to be empathetic anon, and to avoid taking pleasure in other people's suffering or wishing harm upon them, but its just human to laugh at the unexpected when there's such a vast gulf between expectation and reality, even if that expectation is for people to not do something so astoundingly moronic
I like to think that's why people are laughing at it, rather than indulging in the very real tragedy of these people's almost certain deaths
they may be billionaires and people rich enough to have almost nothing in common with me, but we are all God's children, and nothing can change that
the way they died is so absurd that it becomes comical, it's not the death itself but the events leading up to it
Good words Anon
>decide to read abit on it
>they literally didnt even bother testing it at all, slapped this thing together in only afew years, and even experts told them that this is not good at all
Like i want to feel bad, but i keep finding more reasons to not feel bad.
Why did he do it, bros?
what the sea snake doin?
this thread gets replies twice as fast as I can read them, holy shit
wtf
How much poop the poop box can hold? Surely it's been filled to the brim by now.
scroll up, its just a ziplock bag
It's just a ziplock bag, no doubt it's overrunning now
The stress of imminent death probably completely wrecked their digestive systems too so their shits must be extra liquid and rancid.
they forgot the deep sea diapers too
>tiny pinhole is created by a pebble
>sub implodes into skeleton jelly in a picosecond
why richgays pay for something more dangerous and isolated than space travel i'll never know
Realistically, what controller would be a good one to steer the sub? I'm thinkin one of this nip train controllers would do the trick.
shit wrong pic
Well, you got roll, pitch and yaw, so a literal X360 controller will do fine, You don't need to hold something to increase or decrease power so just use a button to increase and other to decrease.
Behold
I'd it was in this hks livery I'd frick with it
The only thing a controller offers that a keyboard dois joysticks, so the objectively correct answer is whichever controller has the most sensitive, accurate and reliable sticks.
>ceo bragged about his company having college grad diversity hires
ah shoot, ah shucks, jeez this sucks
>When the Joycon begins to drift
Imagine the Delta P
>Delta P
never speak those words to me again
When it's got ya
It's got ya!
IF IT GOT YA, IT'S GOTCHA
No, the opposite
If they find the floating coffin I bet the pajeets killed the others
I heard the company was found by libertarians. Which is funny as frick that an organized government has to try and find them for their frick up.
>billionaires get killed because the CEO of this sub company cheaped out getting diversity hires
every detail about this story makes it harder and harder to feel even a little bit bad
The CEO got them killed because he was extremely cheap and ignored experts about howw submarines should be built. He literally went on video to complain about ocean navigation and exploration regulations.
I definitely think it's in poor taste to say anyone deserves to die, since we all die and death is often random and awful, but it's hard to ignore the parallels between the original titanic disaster, with the hubris of saying the ship was unsinkable, and cost cutting restrictions like not having enough lifeboats, and now this sub disaster, with the CEO going on record saying he "MacGuyvered" parts of the sub and used a fricking Logitech controller..
The fact that he named his submersible "Titan", is too ridiculous.
Yeah, takes a lot of hubris to name your submarine after the 1898 novella "The Wreck of the Titan," a book where a giant 'unsinkable' passenger ship sinks.
I would cum inside Yukari with enough pressure to crumple a poorly made submarine
>SAVE ME ANON
aiieeeeee not the heckin pupperino!! go way fish
I'll kill the orca
Whats going on here, did the sea lion jump on to the boat to stop the motor from hurting the whales?
no, it jumped up there to avoid getting eaten
yes, it got a nobel peace prize for saving the whales
You're 100% correct
That's cute anon, you are a cute
> All those migrant rafts that are being savaged by pods of enraged orcas?
> This was the inciting incident.
How many of your future scientists are you willing to trade for a single bouncy sea dog humans?
all of them
why don't they just start farting so the sub would simply float to the surface
There are two pajeets on board. The fumes would be too toxic.
What kind of idiot builds a sub that can't do an emergency ballast blow to surface rapidly?
If the sub imploded, there would be debris that floats up right? Honest question
Yes, but it could take days before the debris floats to the surface. And the ocean is fricking huge, so there's no guarantee anyone will ever find it.
the ziploc baggie would float, yeh
the one full of diarrhea shit?
>the only memento of your father is that
Anon they were literally going to see a boat at the bottom of the ocean.
multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?
This line of dialogue is so damn cool. Subnautica 1 had such good writing, how did they drop the ball so badly for the 2nd game?
>here's your submarine shitbox, bro
that thing can't even hold one pakistani turd
I've heard Titan was switched with her sister Olymp...
i thought this would get mroe traction
i guess this game is that niche
You would think you would spend a lot of money vetting the sub before spending 250k on this one way death trip.
where the frick is Elon Musk coming up with a solution. I remember he already tested a sub in his pool 5 years ago
My question is why did they not bring technology to have them detected in an emergency? I don't get that. Does tracking chips not work underwater or something?
$$$$
that'd cost like $40 anon, they're not made of money
They didn't want to spend money on it. That's literally the only reason.
250,000 PER PERSON PER TRIP. Using a 20 dollar controller, not buying any safety measures.
I cannot stop laughing at that thought. This whole thing feels like something ChatGPT would dream up.
>ChatGPT, design a submarine that can go down to the titanic
There's about 50 different fail safes they could have prepared.
But they didn't.
Too much water, but they should have had other backups
that would have cost money
and the kind of guy to use a $30 controller to steer his sub to the bottom of the ocean isn't going to spend any money on shit like safety
Rich people are cheap as frick, as weird as that sounds. Genuinely cheaper then you or me.
Makes sense.
As the saying goes: You don't get rich by spending money.
This is essential viewing
Here's what realistically happened
>Nobody bothers to properly safety the sea dildo because it would inconvenience billionaire buttholes
>halfway down the hull begins to give and unusual and scary crackling noises are heard
>James Cameron wannabe CEO shits his pants at the unusual sound and slams the emergency ascend button
>Didn't stop to think that the crackling was the hull fricking giving away
>the cracking turns into a violent crunch as the water pressure change causes the tin can to squish like a goddamn soda can
>Will-It-Blend-Billionaire-Edition.mov
is this what future space travel is going to be like? Some moronic billionaire breaking a controller while exploring the edge of the galaxy and is beyond saving as he drifts into nothing
You know i was thinking the same exact thing, especially when i read about plans for making some kind of floating space hotel, or tours to the moon
Probably. Especially since space travel is genuinely way less dangerous then sea travel
>vacuum instead of huge pressure
>freezing temps
>space radiation
>nothing around for light years
I'd say it's exactly the same.
space will be the new mt everest, rich people getting paraded around for the experience
Why it makes me laugh? I shouldnt laugh at people dying horribly
YOU ARROGANT ASS
YOU KILLED US
I honestly doubt the controller is the issue here
yup, it's just a funny thing for people to point out
no thats definitely why my brother beat me at games
it's just a little dingleberry on top of the diarrhea pile that entire sub is
t. Logitech
A faulty controller wouldn't have prevented them and the ship from communicating.
Thanks for pointing that out, anon. I was really worried for a second there.