>Devs make a perfect halfling waifu
>Won't let you romance her
Why is this such a common trope? It applies to goblins too.
>Devs make a perfect halfling waifu. >Won't let you romance her
>Devs make a perfect halfling waifu
>Won't let you romance her
Why is this such a common trope? It applies to goblins too.
>perfect halfling waifu
Isn't the one on the right a heartless smuggler?
And?
She could have exposed me at the tower, but she didn't so that's a plus in my book.
Wouldn’t do her any good if she did. Everyone in that tower would’ve been slaughtered…
>worst character in the game
>cant get rid of it or prevent it from joining you
>and whatever the frick that hideous mutt lesbian is
You have to be deranged beyond furrydom to like half heights, not to be confused with children.
linzi should have been raped for her crimes of embezzlement
https://files.catbox.moe/oyck6z.jpg
>creche kller
Jesus fricking Chris this is probably the hardest fight in the whole ass game. I'm on tactician with some difficulty mods and it's borderline impossibru
What's the godawful thing on the right?
P E D O P H I L I A
A D J A C E N T
Paizo literally has given enough thought to breeding halflings that they developed slang for it. Bend is a term for people short races that are attractive, originating from "worth bending over for"
Fricking moronic esl
Literally moronic. Pedophilia literally cannot apply to sexually mature adults.
ironic
I love how these homosexuals are all about body positivity and "everyone deserves love" but when I want to frick a shortstack or that 30yo coalburner that looks 12 you're a pedophile
>looks like an ugly male
>perfect
do westerners really?
Yeah you also can't romance that trickster halfling in wotr
no Nurah romance is crime and I'm still seething
Are you implying this is supposed to be a woman?
All I see is a man.
>See a woman
>First thought is of men
Homosexuals in denial are wild.
>forced on you
>journalist
>obviously some 20 something she homosexual childs fanfic character
>fricking steals from your treasury to buy bullshit for her journalist bullshit
>you have no choice but to thank her
Thank you for reminding that there are zero games with good writing or writers after 2010 except disco elysium. Every single fricking game is like this now and we didnt even have to touch on a single second of culture wars bullshit that will inevitably be layered on top of fundamentally flawed horseshit like this. Why the frick does every single game made now have to saddle you with an annoying female the entire time?
noice
>Peoples aversion to short raced romances is probably half the reason we didn't have any manlet races in the BG3 main party
Idk I'd focus more on the gameplay than asinine fake romance.
halflings are such a gay-ass boring homosexual race god damn it
just use gnomes if you really need to have short humanoids
>no Linzi romance
>no Nurah romance
If Pathfinder 3 doesn't let me romance a halfling, I'm burning the entire of Cyprus to the ground. All I've ever wanted is to live in a hobbit hole with a hobbit wife. It's all I've wanted since I was 12.
she belongs with nok-nok
Is manlet revenge, Woman don't wanted so they deny society womanlets