Diablo 4 DDoS attack....

frick you virgin nolifers!
i get one fricking day a week to decompress and play diablo but you bitter fricks have to ruin it.
we frickin wageslaving to feed you your frickin mcdonalds paid for by your mommys good boy points and that's how you reward us?
frick you buttholes!

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PoE doesn't have this issue

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PooE sucks though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it did at one point, but so many successful leagues in a row has been a trial by fire for GGG. They basically DDoS themselves with how many people are logging in at league starts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like the hype died and nobody plays it anymore just like Diablo 4 will be on season. 2

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick i cant login T_T
    what the frick do i do now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't log in last night, you're telling me this shit is STILL down?

      Going from 60 to 70 bucks really seems to have helped them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try going outside and enjoying the summer?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i cant slay demons outside without going to prison

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Pride Day. Go to your local pride march, gawk at all the topless ladies. It's like free porn.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ladies
            anon, I...

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              breasts look the same, just don't look at the lower half.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lesbians exist.

                previous pride marches they were all covered up nothing to look at...meh

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure there will be some pride march in some extremely leftist place where they literally just have sex on the streets for a couple of days, if you live in a conservative area where laws have still some meaning, then you're out of luck.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >place where they literally just have sex on the streets for a couple of days

                that would be cool. i could jerk off on the streets too right in front of them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you live in Alberta or something? Pride marches are usually half naked because it's the summer and it's hot out.
                Along with the degeneracy aspect, of course.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lesbians exist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, they do not.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm totally sure this is legit and not just a pathetic attempt for Blizz to get D4 back into the news cycle.
    >DDoS a game 3 weeks into a lunch when everyone has already moved on.
    Yeah that's something that happens...

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing actiblizz games

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xhe paid for a always online activision blizzard king product and had to work for another person he serves like a medieval peasant to do so.

    Lmao frickin normies get dabbed on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lives off government subsidies like a Black person

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who play blizzared games are not smart

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright fine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so can you please stop your ddosing now? pretty please?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically > this < close to buying the D2 + D3 combo too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      D2 can thankfully still be played offline. D3 requires a constant connection on PC.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >D3 requires a constant connection on PC.
        If you only care about playing offline then emulate the Switch version. It's fully up to date and emulates well on potato hardware.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's why I said
          >on PC.

          Anon was talking about the $20 D2R/D3 sale on Battle.Net.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gave money to blizzard

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't play a game you paid 70 dollars for

    You cucks deserve it for being apologist cum eaters when Diablo 3 was the same thing, and Diablo 3 was unplayable for like a week at launch

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    D2R went down for my last night around 10pm and it's still doing the same crap today.

    D4 sucks and i quit playing it weeks ago :C
    I just want to rush people with my lightning sorc :C

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does a primarily single player game need a constant server connection?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you see other players 24/7 and can play together without forming parties
      only dungeons are instanced

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like a great optional feature. You didn't get conned into paying 70 bucks to rent a server indefinitely right anon?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, I bought the $100 edition lol
          there's also events running 24/7 that are server-based
          world bosses randomly spawn every 6 hours
          helltides are a thing where a random chunk of the map becomes corrupted and you earn a special currency that only lasts 1 hour

          idk if they do make an offline version, I hope that character is permanently locked to offline

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of which requires the internet to implement.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you pay 70 dollars and can't actually play the game offline (and don't own it too) because sometimes there are other morons running by without ever interacting with you, since no one socialises in online games anymore (no, FF14 troony erp clubs dont count)

        Cool

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fromsoft games do this seamlessly while letting you also play offline. Why does Diablo have to be online?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not decompress and play one of the versions of Diablo that isn't tied to a server?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because i want to feel like i'm up-to-date with the times and that i'm not missing out on the social aspects.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not socially up to date if you're playing fricking Diablo, man.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can say Hello to other players found in the open world, i can stalk them and call them NJGGER and see them triggered as they yell REPORTED bla bla bla

          good enough for me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nearly every one of my friends that plays video games is currently playing D4.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick you doing playing d4

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just play offline.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit is this real

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's not much else to do for fun in Eastern Europe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like some place in Eastern Europe? Do they really have frogs there that can do something like that?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Giving money to Blizzard
    You deserve it.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blames internet trolls
    >Doesn't blame required online for single player game
    You deserve this. You did this to yourself.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay 100$ plus cosmetics plus tip
    >can't play

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    online-only apologists be like
    >do you not have interne-ACK

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blizzard claims to be getting ddos constantly everytime their servers shit themself, it happens like twice a month, it's a lie, you're a moron for believing blizzard is getting ddos, they just don't want to admit they fricked up again.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get fricked Blizzcucks.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GaaS
    Not my problem

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    always online was a mistake

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >single player game getting DDoS'd
    Good, people have been accepting this always online bullshit without feeling the consequences of their actions.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one day to decompress
    >accuses other people of having no life

    sir, it is you, who doth yet to live a life. Now excuse me, I have some tendies to attend to

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing online games
    you deserve your suffering

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't play your single player game because you can't login to remote servers
    why did people buy D4 after D3 happened?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Random anons are preventing you from playing a shitty game
    I mean you should be thanking them.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAA studio can't into networking / reverse proxy with cloudflare to prevent this
    lol
    hahaha
    They've scaled back their servers too much and hope people don't notice. Now these same servers are working overtime and are using too many resources but they don't want to whip up more servers again because of bottom line profits.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I get the feeling that they’re lying? Seems like a random time to do a ddos attack

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