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Just like how overwatch2 got a single player story mode. oh wait..
Its surprising seeing people continue to fall for blizzards bullshit.
This lol.
This game is going be dead pretty quickly just like Overwatch 2.
Apparently it's getting announced on june, overwatch pve
>announced
Seeing as the new cool thing for dogshit gamedevs is PvEvP I would bet more on that
So they've already made the content and are just staggering it to keep a steady playerbase? How fricking obvious.
New Story content!
>just buy the gamepass to access it
>story content
holy shit they really are treating it like some lost ark type of shit
how about game content like endgame?
state of blizz
>first rule of development
gaslight
All games get updates every few months for the first year.
How many updates does overwatch get?
I already hate the current one, why did they keep D3's "WOW I MUST TALK ALL THE TIME OR PEOPLE MIGHT SEE HOW BAD THE GAME IS HAHA *MARVEL BANTER*"
Have you seen who works at Blizzard currently? They all chug the Marvel slop by the gallon.
>t. hasnt played the beta
is it bcause your pc is shit, or just pure shitposting?
>dude the game is silent if you don't do the story!
Sorry but this shit was insanely bad, the mother story line is a really shitty bad start and they want you to eat 3 more acts of that garbage plus extra every 3 months? Frick off.
>punny Nephalem, Diablox was only a diversion, balbagoy was the real piece of my master plan
*3 month later*
>o sweet summer nephalem child, balbagoy was always meant to fail, it was actually balbizard who was behind all this scheme
*3month later*
>I played you like a fool nephalem, balbizard defeat was a trick so Zanzibort could take over the kingdom!
etc
etc
etc
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
translation, we made an entire story and then split it up into multiple parts we are going to drip feed you like some mmo styled time gated content, frick you keep eating shit, nu-bliizard can fricking die and rot in fricking hell, kys trannies
>3 months with no content
Ohnononon Genshits get content every 6 weeks
All I'm hearing here is that their drip feeding content and if ever to buy the game in a year when it's actually complete
Is anyone actually dumb enough to think this drip feeding is a good thing?
it's bait, they are teasing a 3 month update to counter POE 3 months seasons, but blizz can't realy keep up with actual game design so it's gonna be a story dungeon and a pet and oyu will like it
lmao they wont even finish the game on release, let alone introduce new content every 3 months. At best you'll get the scraps they cut out so they could make the deadline
Beautiful, blizz will lose some revenue from this shit
>MMO story
a terrible decision. Par for the course with Blizzard.
If they don't retcon 3's story, literally who gives a frick about the story. Frick their made up fantasy religion as well. Use Christianity and Satanism you cowards.
>GaaS
every blizzard game now feels like committing to a 12-24 month abusive relationship controlled by dark pattern psychology to make you addicted and pay for more bullshit and make their month user statistics look better to investors. I just want a full game I can play on release
There's literally 0 chance the story will be interesting or fun.
Lmao I fricking knew it
It's literally GAAS can't wait until they slowly roll out the live auction house and loot boxes
Ahh yes play the game for 10 hours of old content to get to current content in the new season and have story content that may last another few hours just.
The only people that do this are going to be the same people that slam there face into new POE seasons every time they come out.
The next meaningful interaction from people will be whatever the expansion is with the new hero Palasader.
So at launch we'll only play the endgame and then they'll add the actual game in updates for the next 40 years. Sounds good
>So at launch we'll only play the endgame
lmao.
>Play the end game
Deluded
they can't even get wow patches or overwatch characters out in a timely fashion
>they can't even get wow patches
We've had regular patches since DF release.
>Diablo 4
>Story
The lore of the series is unsalvageable after Diablo 3.
>online only service game
no thanks
Shame its going to be shit regardless. Next thread.
They're slowly releasing content that the game should have shipped with and selling it for 30 bux. It's terrible and people eating this slop up contribute to the decline of vidya. Even Diablo himself is planned as DLC instead of being shipped with the game.
i will skip every cutscene
>70 dollars
>unfinished game
>dont worry bro well finish the story later
Yeah, I love it when games are released unfinished too
>live service
>microtransactions
>battle pass
>loot boxes
At this point they trying to sell a gacha game for 70$. Its like they want to to run thier reputation to the ground before microsoft buys them out.
>Blizzard
So every three months you'll get a few quests to help gay couples and transgender characters just like WoW expansions
Do I have to install Battlenet to play this game or will Microsoft make it available everywhere after the acquisition?
Eat the gacha slop, you homosexual. Imagine paying for separate Diablo DLC when his name is on the fricking game.
who the frick plays games for story
I do but I definitely don't play ARPGs (or MMOs like this) for it
>world of warcraft corruption meme but in diablo
>world of warcraft "actually we are not the bad guys look at this other bad guy that's actually controlling everything" ad infinitum
>woman always being right and men being pathetic or just villains all the time, but when a woman is the villain it's actually all for the greater good because she's super morally grey
diablo iv actually already has tons of "woman good men pathetic and bad" shit all over
I have zero interest in games-as-a-service
Blizzard can't even produce more than a map a year for OW, they couldn't even bring out a hero a month in HeotS. They took years to create a mediocre Addon for D3. WoW Addons are 50% rehashed shit that still take 2 years to make.
Now I'm supposed to believe they can dish out huge story content and events every few weeks/months for D4?
Adding to this, they couldn't even make more than 3 types of dungeons for D4. There's literally only:
>Find 2 cubes and bring them back to open the boss door
>Fill this bar by killing monsters and open the boss door
>Find 2 levels and click them to open the boss door
is it about the changing pronouns of each NPC?
Literally copying POE the better ARPG
Go back
>release unfinished game
>tell everyone you're going to add new content every X time
>get the bonus of people saying wow they have added so much and player retention
video games sure are funny little things