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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he suddenly become an insecure little b***h?
    doesn't that just undermine the player's power, making their ancestor a little b***h?
    why would a near-immortal order-fella just get wishywashy all of a sudden?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hack writing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why did he suddenly become an insecure little b***h?
      I guess to better contrast his whimmpyness with Lilith's qween status.
      >doesn't that just undermine the player's power, making their ancestor a little b***h?
      Yes, it does. Yet their train of thought didn't go that far.
      >why would a near-immortal order-fella just get wishywashy all of a sudden?
      The story demanded it so.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did he suddenly become an insecure little b***h?
        doesn't that just undermine the player's power, making their ancestor a little b***h?
        why would a near-immortal order-fella just get wishywashy all of a sudden?

        Inarius knows that he's wrong, as far as i know he left everything to be with Sylvanus
        The last cinematic was the best one but still sucks at that part cause the new guys can't build, it's like arcane where things have barely any weight

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The last cinematic was the best one but still sucks at that part cause the new guys can't build, it's like arcane where things have barely any weight
          I have no idea what you just said

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Lilith is a manipulator, she knows how to get under your skin.

      Given everything Inarius went through, why wouldn't he get wishy-washy when someone tells him that he will never be able to get what he wants.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why did he suddenly become an insecure little b***h?
      I guess to better contrast his whimmpyness with Lilith's qween status.
      >doesn't that just undermine the player's power, making their ancestor a little b***h?
      Yes, it does. Yet their train of thought didn't go that far.
      >why would a near-immortal order-fella just get wishywashy all of a sudden?
      The story demanded it so.

      >Yes, it does. Yet their train of thought didn't go that far.
      By the same logic wouldn't the actions of Lilith in the same scene empower the players power seem how she's an ancestor as well?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >By the same logic wouldn't the actions of Lilith in the same scene empower the players power seem how she's an ancestor as well?
        Entirely irrelevant given how piss-easy her boss fight is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't play on easy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he still got the feefees for that bad poosy ex wifu

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why did he suddenly become an insecure little b***h?
      It's what modern writers think good writing is. You can't just have a battle to the death between two badasses anymore, they need a drinks break to discuss their feelings mid fight. Also characters are never outsmarted by a really well written plan by their opponent, they're written into making dumb mistakes like turning their back on a prime evil

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lilith
        >Prime evil
        b***h isn't even a lesser evil

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being outsmarted is making a dumb mistake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith can fight with heaven Dragon ball style. She is Goku level.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Tyreal is supposed to be the only reasonable male Angel.
      The rest of them all have obvious flaws. Inarius' own insistence to deny that he fricked up and wasn't going to be taken back by the rest of Heaven was his fatal flaw, that all came crashing down in his final moments.
      Until he's brought back as a fallen-angel in a future expansion of course.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Suddenly
      Dude got kicked out from his home and tortured by mephisto for 3 hundred years in hell.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but his home was Sanctuary not the High Heavens. That's what makes no sense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he made his home Sanctuary
          he then got booted out from it, same as Lilith, and ended up in Mephisto's rape dungeon for 3000 years

          are you slow anon

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least you get his wings.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit this can't be real
      Lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true.
        If you want your character to have golden wings, in the previous game, then pay extra.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just don't care

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his wings
      did blizzard just forget angels in diablo ARE the wings? they're beings of energy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, because Lillith kills Inarius by ripping his wings away.

        Nevermind Lillith could never fight Inarius 1v1 and any excuse of "he was trapped in Mephistos rape dungeon" can be countered with her being trapped in the fricking void.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kills Inarius by ripping his wings away.
          So why didn't he turned human like Tyrael?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            because she also stabbed him

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or maybe he did turned human and fell to hell instead.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Tyrael willingly cast off his wings. I mean I am not quite sure how it works because humans are a mix of demon and angel essence. I guess he just huffed some Diablo-Leah farts before he did the deed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inarius murloc pet
      incredibly disrespectful

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is... is he alright?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can be reborn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can he?
        I admit not knowing jack about Diablo story, but wasn't he on his own; being a fallen angel?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing so far says a fallen angel can't come back, but it won't be the same angel.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thought he'd be forgiven after "killing" an immortal always regenerating entity
    >didn't even confirm the kill before starting to freak out and crying
    ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thought he'd be forgiven after "killing" an immortal always regenerating entity
      And the first born child. Who was also the first necromancer

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happend to Tyrael?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What happend to Tyrael?
      I think he's only mentioned in Diablo IV; he doesn't make an appearance.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo 4s story is just your average blizzard/marvel slop now, which isn't really surprising given their past 15 years.
    >le angels are... LE BAD!
    wow Blizzard didn't see that one coming... you really subverted my expectations here...not!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think after Maltheal that all angels are good? Most of the Angels wanted humanity exterminated when they found out they existed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is D3 Lore, fanfiction.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even in D3 Malthael's followers were a minority of Angels, and the Angiris Council was Pro-Humanity with Auriel being the strongest voice and Auriel was super pro Humanity.

          Bit of a jobber wasn't he?

          Honestly an enraged Inarius who killed Lillith but did not ascend to the heavens would have been a kino fight. We've never fought an uncorrupted angel before.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We've never fought an uncorrupted angel before.

            I have several times. In HOTS

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dang. Diablo 3 has like 5 lorebooks of fanfiction.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why did he suddenly become an insecure little b***h?
    he has been an insecure little b***h ever since he was conceived as a character
    prior to Diablo IV he was vainglorious, egotistic and a narcissist who enjoyed being worshipped by his own creations, what went wrong is that Lilith wanted to turn Sanctuary into her personal army and Inarius didnt like that
    fast forward to the end of the Sin War and Inarius wasnt just rebuked by the High Heavens, he was sent to Mephisto's rape dungeon for over 3000 years
    between D3 and D4 he escaped/was let out, rebooted his church and changed his stance from basking in the adoration of humanity to wanting to erase Sanctuary and return to the High Heavens as a reward for undoing his choice
    he was never benevolent, altruistic or valorous, he was the same as Lilith and trying to use his station and influence to be treated as a God and later to be an Archangel once more

    theres probably elements of how Sanctuary failed to be a refuge from the Eternal Conflict or that Lilith is a manipulative b***h even in D4, but Inarius was always a selfish twat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he fricked Lilith though yeah? He bred that demon pussy and populated Sanctuary?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well not all of it but they had children. Rathma being one of them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really really cannot state enough how much I want a romance scene with Lilith and my character. I'd create a new Sanctuary with her, if you know what I mean.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well not all of it but they had children. Rathma being one of them

        Ok turns out they only had one kid while other angels and demons also had kids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, he did
        he messed up
        thats the point of the post you replied to

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prophecy says he'll drive a spear through her heart or some shit
    >Stabs her in the stomach
    >surprised when it doesnt work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the prophecy:

      "I saw my corpse,

      and from my mouth crawled Hatred,

      A father burned his children on a pyre

      and a mother molded a new age from the ashes,

      I saw the weak made strong,

      a pack of lambs feasting on wolves,

      Tears of blood rained on a desert israeliteel,

      and the way to Hell war torn asunder,

      Then came a spear of light, piercing Hatred's Heart,

      And he who was bound in chains was set free."

      there is no mention of Lilith or Inarius in Rathma's prophecy, the point is once more that they are both so self-centered that they assumed it's about them when it could be Mephisto getting impaled by a dude wielding a spear of light who isnt even an angel

      What are other angels even doing? Shouldn't they do something about all of this?

      they once voted to let humanity fend for themselves and figure out on their own how they want Sanctuary to function, its in line with this that they either dont interfere on purpose or just dont give a frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lilith doesn’t think it’s about her, she even calls inarius self centered to think that it was about him, and that humans inherited that attribute from him.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          can happen, Lilith as a character is just manipulative and says whatever the situation requires
          she makes Inarius doubt himself and claim the prophecy isnt about him at one point then uses the prophecy to herd Elias and his club to her side in another

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are other angels even doing? Shouldn't they do something about all of this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their hubris pretty much demands they intervene as soon as its too late.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't really care

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deep down he knew he wasn't getting back into heaven. He was clinging on to the flimsiest interpretation of Rathma's prophecy because he was just completely mindbroke and alone. This is what demon pussy does to a homie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he was just completely alone.
      Not alone. He might have sought Tyrael.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet he didn't, probably doesn't even know about his situation.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the D4 necro react to meeting the father of necromancy in the full game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. they can do differing dialogue, as we see in the early quest where you write sins and burn them, but the necro has no dialogue foe that situation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's lame

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's Mack?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this angry homie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Imperius survive in Diablo iii?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Still miss him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His silence is deafening.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a chump.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do none of the Angels descend to help Sanctuary?

    D3 established quite clearly that the Angels have Humanities back now; Imperious was the only one who directly disagreed and he left with his host of Angels.

    There is literally no reason why Auriel doesn't come down and have a hot sexy catfight with Lillith.

    It also feels like Inarus was supposed to be Imperius.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because most of the Angels still don't care and are supposed to leave it alone per their treaty with the prime evils.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The treaty was broken in D2 man and even more in D3. The Angels basically have no excuse to not rock up on Sanctuary and slap down would be demons.

        Hell, the fact that the Angels are more united than ever in support of humanity and yet seem to actually have zero intervention despite Inarius acting up is fricking moronic.

        Even in D2 you have Tyrael showing up when needed. Also they ruined Inarius's character completely; He was supposed to be a hopeful naive idealist, whose entire point was "I do not like fighting the eternal conflict anymore"

        So why the frick does Inarius fight the Eternal Conflict? And why do they try and imply Inarius could never return to the high heavens? That's a massive retcon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Treaty wasn't broken by the prime evils themselves but the lesser evils who kicked the primes out of hell and into sanctuary.

          With the Angels being the order fanatics that they are they are going to stick to their end and are going to use that lesser evil loophole to keep sticking to it even more.
          >And why do they try and imply Inarius could never return to the high heavens
          Because the high heaves themselves disowned him, the war in sanctuary required the angels to give up Inarius to Mephisto. Which they did

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Sin was basically proved to Inarius he was fricking right. Right from the get go he was against the Angiris Council and their shortsighted beliefs, and he favoured Humanity over the Angels and even the Nephalem

            Like literally every single action Inarius took was both selfish and Merciful; He banished Lillith, a demon he still loved, because he did not want Sanctuary to be pulled into the great game. He changed the worldstone because he could not bear to kill the nephalem, and he downright favoured the normal basic humans over the nephalem because they were less likely to be pulled into the great game.

            The entire point of Inarius is to be a combination of Adam from the Bible and Prometheus from Greek legend. Lillith is likewise Eve and Pandora. Both of them both founded Sanctuary based on the Hurbis and pride they both represented, but also both did have genuine love and hope for the world.

            Also, they Retconned the fact that Lillith and Inarius still have a pact that refused both to harm each other.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Also, they Retconned the fact that Lillith and Inarius still have a pact that refused both to harm each other.
              Perhaps being banished between dimensions made Lilith a bit upset and no longer wanted to keep her hand of the pact. Let's also not forgot that Inarius killed their son, who Lilith loved dearly.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Inarius killing Rathma seems pretty damn recent considering Inarius is outside of Mephisto's hand. The entire plot makes no sense at all.

                It should have been Lillith freeing Inarius, and the two planning to end the Eternal Conflict by causing the collapse of the High Heavens and the Burning Hells at the same time, with both of them playing both sides.

                Instead Lillith is a Yaaass Queen super worldender all on her own and Inarius, despite being like the third most powerful warrior in the heavens behind Tyrael and Imperious, dies to her in 1v1 conflict for literally no reason.

                Inarius killing Rathma period seems moronic because they guy couldn't bring himself to do it right when his utopia was in peril, why would he want to kill his son he had a direct hand in making for a chance to go to the heavens that literally abandoned him and his entire life has been to avoid?

                Lilith posses a free will. That all she need to kick ass. She is basically human with God powers.

                Pretty much, Inarius doesn't act like Inarius and Lillith does not act like Lillith.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Instead Lillith is a Yaaass Queen super worldender all on her own
                Because she's using humans to reach her goals, she isn't powerful enough on her own m

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She literally bodies Inarius. Something she was never able to do. TWICE Inarius yeeted her into the void when they got in direct conflict because Lillith is supposed to be a manipulator even more than her Father.

                Like [...]
                Said it should have been a double sided conspiracy, with both of them working to take revenge on Heaven and Hell for the "Good" of their little pet project.

                Imagine the story having Auriel and Mephisto needing to negotiate a new treaty between themselves to stop a united Lillith and Inarius, would be fantastic with all the parallels.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She bodied him through a surprise attack, and you might be ranking Inarius too high as he wasn't even an archangel.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Inarius WAS an Archangel, he just wasn't on the Angiris Council.

                The Angiris Council were the analogy to the Prime Evils, the Archangels themselves were like the prime evils.

                Because Tyreal is supposed to be the only reasonable male Angel.
                The rest of them all have obvious flaws. Inarius' own insistence to deny that he fricked up and wasn't going to be taken back by the rest of Heaven was his fatal flaw, that all came crashing down in his final moments.
                Until he's brought back as a fallen-angel in a future expansion of course.

                Did you forget Itherael? "Let humans have their fate homies" he abstained because his entire point was "I can't frick around because it usually makes things worse"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Itherael's big flaw is that he's a nerd who refuses to pick a side.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really expect a dude who can see every outcome besides the ones Humanity directly involve to pick a side.

                He was the only guy who could see every bad or good ending, you were basically asking the dude to play russian roulette.

                Like the others could speculate and HOPE or deride humanity, Itherael was the only homie who saw EVERYTHING.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Surprise attack
                >Literally stabs him directly and Inarius just whimpers and cries like a b***h

                Lillith herself got stabbed by a holy fricking spear, which would have made her really fricking weak even if it wasn't a killing shot; Demons are far FAR easier to kill than Angels.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I just assumed Lilith got a seethe power boost from being in the realm of Hatred, as a Hatred Demon who was already seething over her dad, (you) fricking up her plans and her boytoy killing her son.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Inarius would have gotten a seething power boost too though because he was getting buttmad he couldn't go back to glowing cuckland.

                This is why both of them should have been allied and fought together.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine the story
                would be nice fr

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Isn't powerful enough on her own.

                I mean, she literally did not need anyone besides her own initial summoning; Her plan was to absorb her father and become a Prime Evil, her other plans don't even make much sense because if she does absorb Mephisto she's the only Prime Evil fully active so she could wipe the entire Hells out knocking Diablo and Baal down.

                pretty sure he was name dropped as soon as D2

                He was, his background story was made in the Sin Wars book, which is D2 era material, the issue is D4 is dealing heavily in Sin Wars shit, with Rathma and the forces outside the eternal Conflict.

                D3 fricked most of that up by turning most of the gods into Naephelem, but Trag-Oul still exists as do the Spirits of nature.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they included a literal giant serpent and references to the outside forces of the eternal conflict: do they actually namedrop Trag'Oul?

    The game has both Druids and Necromancers it must reference Trag'Oul.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't remember if he gets namedropped explicitly but Rathma does talk about him and the back wall of his place has a giant mural of him.
      There is a giant snake in the game but it's part of a weird ritual and probably has nothing to do with Trag'oul

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's a rather small reference considering they were leaving heavily on the "Outside the Eternal Conflict" ideas.

        Lilith can fight with heaven Dragon ball style. She is Goku level.

        Which never made sense because Lillith was never a physically strong demon, she is arguably not even as strong as the lesser Evils. She was just a manipulator.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lilith posses a free will. That all she need to kick ass. She is basically human with God powers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure he was name dropped as soon as D2

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can proudly say that I have never, not once in my life, ever played a single game that Blizzard has made so this reference is completely lost on me. It feels good, you should try to aim for the next best feeling by dropping this company.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point making the angels the smarmy bad guys feels so fricking cliche

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Especially because we literally dealt with the angels being Human-hating and low IQ in D3.

      The only angels that exist on the Angiris Council are two who approve of the Humans and one who is a grumpy bastard but saw how Malthael failed.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back the Chad angel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Death is beyond your reach.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still can’t believe they missed the opportunity to have both Lilith and Inarius as the final boss. Both of them could have been a highly dysfunctional couple that both hate and abuse each other while also somehow being romantic and loving. Like a really fricked up relationship.

    Inarius is pure wasted potential. Lillith is 80% wasted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would have twitteroids screech about toxic masculinity and lilith being an onahole for an abusive man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good. That’s marketing. And they secretly love all of that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like

      Inarius killing Rathma seems pretty damn recent considering Inarius is outside of Mephisto's hand. The entire plot makes no sense at all.

      It should have been Lillith freeing Inarius, and the two planning to end the Eternal Conflict by causing the collapse of the High Heavens and the Burning Hells at the same time, with both of them playing both sides.

      Instead Lillith is a Yaaass Queen super worldender all on her own and Inarius, despite being like the third most powerful warrior in the heavens behind Tyrael and Imperious, dies to her in 1v1 conflict for literally no reason.

      Inarius killing Rathma period seems moronic because they guy couldn't bring himself to do it right when his utopia was in peril, why would he want to kill his son he had a direct hand in making for a chance to go to the heavens that literally abandoned him and his entire life has been to avoid?

      [...]
      Pretty much, Inarius doesn't act like Inarius and Lillith does not act like Lillith.

      Said it should have been a double sided conspiracy, with both of them working to take revenge on Heaven and Hell for the "Good" of their little pet project.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Uber Lilith, Uber Inarius and Mephisto to Mirror Eater of Worlds, Searing Exarch and Maven
    I swear devs are so bad at their jobs holy FRICK

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how long all the streamers are on contract to stream this shit game all day. Another week?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bit of a jobber wasn't he?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heaven bad
    very engaging and unique storytelling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven doesn't even show up in D4, it's one seething buttmad Angel and a bunch of Russian Muttoids simping for him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, mortal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/allstars_gamepedia/images/8/8d/Imperiusbase_pissed11.ogg

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pro tip
          You can't

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would've accepted Liliths' offer. Can't rely on either of them to protect yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie you got played. Sanctuary ain't safe as long as Angels and Demons can meddle with our shit.

      Take the Snakepill and put Glowies of all kind in the ground.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont want a poison dick though

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither Angels and demons are good. They just represent Order and chaos which are completely different of "good and bad".
    Most angels and demons are buttholes that would exterminate or enslave people from sanctuary.

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