Overwhelming success.
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Diablo IV is Blizzard Entertainments Fastest-Selling Game of All Time
Overwhelming success.
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>the bigger the number go up the gooder the game!
this site is going downhill
There is no bigger number, the Blizztroons are just simply lying again
>fastest selling BLIZZARD game
>didn't include the amount sold
It's the same thing as SF6 with the 1m "players" banner
That's not the same at all.
yes it is, and even now are saying that sells didn't go well after all.
It's over, the game was a flop, the record before was on Shadowlands with 4.7 million copies, this means that the game probably only sold 6 million copies on launch, Blizzard was expecting 9~10 million at the launch
" It sold more than 4.7 million, therefore it probably sold 6 million" ???? That's a completely baseless assumption.
It sold better than Diablo III, which sold 2,5 million copies in 24 hours
I don't believe that in the slightest
Oh wait, Diablo 3 sold 3,5 million copies in it's first 24 hours
I didn't buy it.
they said the same thing about shadowlands
Ganker is filled with contrarians, no wonder
Probably just had a shit ton of preorders because it's a well known IP, so it's their most sales for a game in the first week or so, but it's going to drop off. Overwatch is the 9th best selling game of all time, I don't see this surpassing it. Not even close.
Once a game hits 2 million sales, the more it sells after that, the worse it is. You can not prove this wrong.
>FASTEST SELLING PILE OF SHIT, COME EAT IT UP NOW BEFORE IT'S FORGOTTEN IN 2 MONTHS
Who cares? Is McDonalds high cuisine because billions eat there?
D4 is McD quality with a michelin star restaurant price tag, and people are lapping it up. AAA gaming is dead
People must be insanely bored to willingly spend so much money for a video game made by a shitty company that has discredited itself so many times over the last 10 years
That's just it though, were in a time where most regular "Gamers" just play the newest thing and forget about it 2 months later. It's like an endless cycle for them, it's funny how the "consume product and wait for next" thing is unironically true now.
Yup. I personally know several people who do exactly this. It's frustrating to see.
>Pokémon, now this
Everything shill will do.
It has been proven without a doubt that the average consumer has no standards. It's sad as frick, but any dev/publisher who doesn't exploit this is just shooting themselves in the foot.
>THE ENDGAME IS SO GRINDY WAAA
>THE ITEMIZATION IS SO BAD WAAAAA
What the frick did you expect? Why is everyone acting like they've never played an isometric ARPG before? Man, people are really stupid.
Boring game with boring items, boring story, boring gameplay. It's amazing that millions will pay $90+tip for this steaming pile of dog shit. It plays just like Diablo Immortal, too. Just a shallow, boring game meant for little casual brainlets. Big number good itemization, just look for the green arrow when you hover over your item, bro. Don't forget to eat 50 KFC Double DownsTM for super cool MTX.
> "insert game name" Blizzard Entertainment’s Fastest-Selling Game of All Time
Is same fricking BS since WoW, is just a PR stunt by Activision.
Since D3 has a world record of sales still I don't believe it at all.
>players killed 100000000000 gorillions deamons during 3422852875287528784728 hours!
what is the point of flexing these useless global statistics?
to make morons think way more people are playing this than there are
>Measure your sales over the course of 8 minutes.
> Claim you have the fastest-selling game of all time because no other company has ever measured its sales in such an arbitrary manner.
Thank you, marketing team, you are my greatest ally.
I don't know a single person who bought this, or even talks about it.
whats there to talk about? it's generic AAA slop writing with feminists and trannies as the headwriters, and if you played diablo 3 you've played 4.
they say this stuff every time. even when it's clearly not the case. who cares?
>paying $100 for a shit always online single player mmo lootbox battlepass press auto button to do everything game
No wonder gamers are the most moronic consumer who will consume every hype shit
>game sold 3 copies within 10min after release
Holy shit its the fastest selling slop
This is the best review of the game I've seen so far.
>got it for free
>gives it a 4.5/10
chad
thanks ill be sure to like comment and subscribe!
Blizzdrones are not human, doesn't count.
>"fastest-selling"
It's a flop, isn't it?
fastest coping blizzdrones
B-B-BUT Ganker TOLD ME IT WILL FAIL???
Nobody said this would fail just that the game is overpriced ass.
>Nobody said this would fail
anon. have you used your 2 eyeballs to look at this board every once and while??
Have you? Again nobody said the game wouldn't sell. It's just bad.
Let the gaslighting begin!
he's right though, a big franchise like diablo can't fail because it's survived by the name
Why are you talking like a tumblrina
You need to go back
why don't they publish the exact sale numbers instead of this shitty marketing talk?
>morons on Ganker cant do basic math
10 IQ blizzbuck thinks there is a quantity value associated with the word "fastest"
So it is actually good or should I finally bite the bullet and see what Path of Exile is all about?
also the fastest refunded game
So was Shadowlands and we all know how that ended.
Feast your eyes upon the latest nightmarish vision of the gaming landscape anon.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/diablo-iv-launches-immediately-sets-new-record-as-blizzard-entertainment%E2%80%99s-fastest-selling-game-of-all-time.726771/
"best arpg ever"
>normalgays:”I can’t believe Blizzard had a rape room! I’ll never again buy a Blizzard product again! Protest blizzard!!”
>blizzard makes stupid game
>normalgays: (proceeds to make stupid game fastest selling product)
For me it's the breast milk stealing. It's just so inanely vile, they were literally stealing an infant's nutrition for their sick fetish.
It's comically evil shit. Yet the normies forgive them. Incredible.
this shit is moronic, why do women need to lactate in the office? this shit has gone too far. (also that entire thing with the breastmilk I'm sure is just a total lie and everyone instantly believed it for some reason, women have never lied about anything outrageous, ever)
Blatently underage post.
I hate nu-blizzard as much as one can, but I love truth and fairness more than I hate them, so you morons just blindly believing everything that is claimed by random women because you hate blizzard so much actually makes me side with them on this specific thing.
Who the frick is still buying Blizzard games? Did they learn nothing?
Remember this next time Blizzard does something bad and some moron starts moral grandstanding about it.
All my friends bought the deluxe edition, I played the beta for 20 hours and hated tit.
>i played a game i hate for 20 hours over the course of 3 days
sounds kinda moronic
Not really, needed to figure out what the buzz was about or if it would improve.
I’m not supporting Blizzard games after the allegations of what’s been happening to women in their studios
Dont forget that they made those poor devs return to the office!
Am I the only person on this fricking site who even bothered to check the source of this?
What the frick is this outlet
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20230606005812/en/Diablo®-IV-Launches-Immediately-Sets-New-Record-as-Blizzard-Entertainment’s-Fastest-Selling-Game-of-All-Time
>Am I the only person on this fricking site who even bothered to check the source of this?
The answer to this is almost always just yeah you are. Nobody reads beyond headlines, no one reads beyond titles, nobody even watches videos they're getting mad about because of the title.
Digital partners are digital trackers/storefronts(e.g. everyone besides Nintendo who doesn't ever release digital figures except during their own financial reports) and Blizzard is self-explanatory.
It's not that fricking sinister.
Theres multiple articles about this anon
93 mil hours have been played already
I haven't played a video game in years. Always loved Diablo though. Give me the tl;dr, why should or shouldn't I play this?
~~*organic*~~ thread
in standard nu-blizzard fashion, they're going to roll off this for the next 10 years and continue releasing garbage games until they run out of money again. Blizzard will literally never die because they get a smash hit of morons buying their game every 5 years. Millenials will literally never get over diablo (especially 2), they will play it in the retirement home in 50 years.
d2 is the greatest game of all time
yes, I believe that the millenials who played it in their teens believe that. It's just a whatever game if you didn't play it in your teens though.
t.zillenial who got baited into playing it with his millenial friends ("best game ever bro" - didn't want to keep playing after killing the butcher)
>millenials
>zillenial
you're just a Black personhomosexual
Which part of "greatest game of all time" did you not understand? This is not debateable. Once you have a deep understanding of quantum mechanics and metaphysics, you may get it.
this is not a success to activision blizzard, if that's all the money it makes and it stops now they will consider it an enormous failure anon. if it fails to retain people like wow and make them buy 20 dollar mtx, it will be a wasted effort on their part for their books.
>ITS THE FASTEST SELLING GAME
>what do you mean i need actual sales numbers, heres some imaginary play time instead chud
thats nice, doesnt make the game any better, and none of that money will actually go towards improving the quality of diablo 4's live service in the first year
its like wow's success, they sat there and didnt update the game for over a year, and would paywall the updates with an expansion
don't expect blizzard to handle this any differently, enjoy your yearly expansions / DLC thats gonna be 70 dollars, be all the improvements and eventually you will say "this is what diablo 4 should have been from the start!" in your eternal cope
Do you need to be subscribed to PlayStation plus or xbox live to play this solo on console?
There seems to be some confusion about it
i also hate d2 i beat the butcher and it was okay but then i got to belial and shit was just mid frfr ong
>always tell friends if new upcoming games are worth buying or not
>I am always right
>tell them D4 will be mediocre soulless slop
>they all stop listening to me
>they tell me I am wrong and "Blizzard is back!!TM"
>they all get burned
>they don't want to admit I was right, they cope
>they stop playing the game 10 hours in
Normalhomosexuals are literally dumb cattle. I understand why israelites do what they do.
in my experience it's best to just let them waste their money. They won't listen to you and will actually get mad at you if you try to bust their hype. They will also literally never admit that a game was bad and they wasted their money. I have a friend who still tries to defend cyberpunk on launch to this day