Diablo. Tell the people why it sucks

Diablo. Tell the people why it sucks

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first Diablo game without Diablo.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo isn't real. Sorry to rip *burps* that band-aid off for you.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No trade economy and gay level scaling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a piece of trash. Worst ARPG on the market. Blizzard is incompetent. They do not know how to make a good game. David Brevik left and they cannot understand depth of mechanics and why people liked and like them in games like PoE. You cannot theorycraft. You cannot design anything. There are no charms for puzzle making with inventory management. There are no good items unless they are for funneling you into a build with legendary aspects. There are no good things about this game and it is the worst ARPG that has been created. It is even worse than Diablo 3

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible itemization. D4 items are just boring compared to it's competition.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >+stat
      >+stat
      >+hp
      >+%damage
      w-woah... so this is what peak itemization looks like? damn.....

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made the worst ARPG of all time. The winner of the Golden Raspberry award. It's time to shit on Blizzard and make them go under. They are incompetent at worst and insulting at best.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >D4 Black person purposefully misses the most important affix
        Bravo moron. Bravo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it's only 90% shitty itemization? damn..........

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            As long as the unique affix is powerful, yes.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why are you eating a turd?
              >actually, only 90% of it is shit the rest is alright
              kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know why uniques are called uniques right? Because they have one unique affix that no other item has.
                If you feel like there is a unique item in Diablo 4 that is even on the same level as power and recognisability as Headhunter, feel free to post it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Diablo 4 has legendary affixes which you apply to your items for buffs, but you just search around for the best Yellow item you can find and then apply the affix to it causing you to waste your time looking at items with which time would be better spent just doing dungeons to level up and practically avoiding picking up any item at all until you reach level 100. The game is designed like a moron's grandma would design it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                couldn't care less I'm here laughing at someone actually okay with eating a 90% turd because of the 10% not shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still not posting D4 items
                Okay, moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't care about D4 either lmao how much are you seething right now? you are powerless against me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are powerless agaisnt me
                lol okay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >+stats
                >+%stats apply to other things
                LMAO do you have anything that isn't stats bro? if I wanted to see number I would open an excel sheet ya feel me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you are arguing against a shitposter who doesn't even play games.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's Blizzard

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game won't let me frick lilith

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >D2R gets more interesting items than D4
    >A game that's decades old
    What went wrong?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even want to see updates to D2R. It's an insult. They make their actual players want to kill themselves, because it shows they might be able to come up with something, but they instead choose not to do it because "frick you". Frick Blizzard

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no bawdmogs at launch
    zero cute slav npc in Fractured Peaks
    zero nipples anywhere

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blizzard is that goofy annoying video game company that fizzles out into fog going, "wtf did we do?" They will fade away like a bad dream

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A unique item with a single line of text destroys every other item on D4
    Kinda pathetic tbh.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    level scaling is terrible

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a different poster in the same spirit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >+stats
        >+% thing
        >+thorns
        WOAH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >+words
      doesn't even explain what the thing does and you are supposed to solve the riddle LOL

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe Inarius had sex

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    modern hollywood film as a video game.
    also 70$ for early access
    also blizzard somehow manages to not understand the concept of fun with all these employees. But i guess to work for blizzard/activision you must be a special kind of moron anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The solution is easy, but they can't think. They can't build a game. You could almost take a group of Ganker and make a better game for Blizzard than Blizzard can make themselves. They are incompetent, and they have a small group of people who can implement designed ideas by the higher-ups. The company is fake

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly. and i dont even think you are exaggerating. there are a lot of morons here who defend the most shit games, but if they let their insecurities behind im pretty sure most people here understand how to make a game fun

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He is so desperate for a (You)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >-%thing
      >+%thing
      sheeeeesh real itemization in this b***h

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but what is your idea of itemization?
        I'm just curious.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me? I love
          >+stat
          and
          >+%thing
          It's why I like PoE so much.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is the final lines, the effects you can get are truly unique and build worthy.

        Its kinda sad when D2 and Destiny 2 have more in common than D2 and D4.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't build your characters in convoluted ways until you get these rare high level drops
    sounds like terrible design

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add a Leaderboard and funnel in the players to a chosen build. You don't have a Leaderboard? You don't have a game. You have a pointless grind. Learn Blizzard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will adding a leaderboard help me get a Headhunter faster? I don't see how having a leaderboard or not is relevant to what I said.
        I want to build around headhunter. How many hours do I have to play before I can even begin to roll for one?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can build around Headhunter. That's fine. PoE has a currency which makes it fun and addictive. If Diablo 4 wants to be good, then it needs a Leaderboard to show off how good you are at completing a dungeon at quick speed. Number 2 Crusader without grinding paragon points checking in

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That feels like a staple for all games that flow like Diablo though.
            While it may sound terrible it can be used as a goal to farm for until you can do it yourself. Mind you this only works if the game you are playing is fun enough to go through the grind like that.

            >no answer
            so I can't even actively work towards the item, I just have to play for a thousand hours and gamble
            as I said initially, dogshit design

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Diablo 4 IS shit design. It's the worst ARPG ever made, BAR NONE. I have never played an ARPG that actually made me hate ARPGs. They destroyed everything and if you see a Blizzard employee you should shoot them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who is talking about Diablo? I want to know about Headhunter, a PoE item.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Headhunter is one of those items you can get pretty easily if I remember right. It's an okay item, but it has very little uses in builds. Again, that's as far as I remember. I was the guy who chose Incandescent Heart and tried to make a functioning build around it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Headhunter is one of those items you can get pretty easily
                No it's not. Why are you lying?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not lying, but I remember getting it I think. Maybe I'm thinking of something else. No matter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I remember getting it I think
                You "remember I think" getting one of the most sought after items in the game. A item that is broken as frick and is ran by virtually any high clear op build?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been 8 years. Last time I played PoE was in 2015 or so when I lived in Colorado. It was a good time trying to make an Incandescent Heart build work. I was attracted to the item. GGG should get access to the Diablo IP and then every former Blizzard employee would just put down their hands and fade into obscurity

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And the item was even harder to get back then than it is now. And it was even more powerful then than it is now. If you "uhhh I remember I think" getting the item you didn't get it at all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't care

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You did care enough to lie about though hmm? Curious!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't lie about it. I simply think that I got it from nonsense campaign grinding. It looks familiar. It's been 8 years and here you sit trying to tell me I'm a liar. I HAVE NO IDEA you fricking ignoramus shit. have a nice day

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I didn't lie about it I simply created some fictional scenario in my head
                Ok buddy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The whole thing about Diablo 2 and PoE was that you could farm for items. PoE less so, but Diablo 2 was where you could find what you wanted to make your OP build. That is what ARPG players want. Not this shit system where every yellow item is potentially a good item. Diablo 4 is so casualized and dumbed down that any moron could play it. Just look at weapon DPS and armor Armor value and you're good. ARPG players despise it and I know it. It's an awful, awful game

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You got an answer, you just don't like the answer.
              That's fine though but this still is a thing all the ARPG's like this do.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bro you can build these wacky build with these wacky items the items are just nearly impossible to get
                What's even the point of those items if I'm not gonna be able to build around them? You got that right I didn't get the answer I wanted.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you want the games to hand you everything on a silver platter or something?
                They did that already, it's called Diablo 3.
                The games themselves revolve around you gearing yourself enough so you can eventually either find the item or trade for it.
                Naturally it doesn't mean shit in Diablo 4 due to only being allowed to trade rares.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you want the games to hand you everything on a silver platter or something?
                No but I actually want a game to let me build around the items that the shills are shilling around.
                So I'll ask again.
                Headhunter looks pretty sick, cool design. How many thousand hours before I see one let alone own one to build around, hm?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The guys who shill those items only shill them because of how rare they are to begin with.
                Unless you are an RNG god you will probably never find it but that's how they hook people to try and find them to begin with.
                You may consider it bad game design but adding chase items like the headhunter is why people will keep playing the game to eventually find one of their own.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Headhunter looks pretty sick, cool design. How many thousand hours before I see one let alone own one to build around, hm?
                3-4 weeks of playing the game if you are just using a general farming strat. Less than that if you are using a specialized HH farm strat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you actually played the game you would know this is not true.
                So I'm gonna go ahead and say that you googled this and didn't even look too deep into it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've played the game since domination and have farmed HH in multiple leagues. It's not that hard to get a headhunter compared to a Shako in D4 becuase you can make consitent currency and trade for those items and that's only if you are farming for currency solo.

                If you do it in a group, you can do it even faster. If you do it in a group while specializing for farming Headhunter/div cards for head hunter, you are going to do it even faster.

              • 11 months ago
                Barry

                That guy is absolutely lying to you. I have been playing PoE since open beta and I have gotten one HH from one league and a few awakened multistrikes over the course of many leagues. It takes 3-4 weeks if you are in a 6man farming party MAYBE, but only if your group is doing very optimized meta strats that only a few people know about. Or you automate all your selling to bots. So if you know how to setup a bot to optimize your trades, then you can probably do it in 3-4 weeks.
                The one time I got HH it was during heist and Exalted cards were dropping like candy. (back when exalted were the big trade currency)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That feels like a staple for all games that flow like Diablo though.
      While it may sound terrible it can be used as a goal to farm for until you can do it yourself. Mind you this only works if the game you are playing is fun enough to go through the grind like that.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this has been discussed enough. Just let the moronic drones get milked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly they got it set up in a funny way too.
      A live service game with different bits of FOMO sprinkled about.
      All we need to see now is the full contents of the battle pass and they can keep this going for years.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't understand is.. If people know, and were even told that Blizzard is dead and the game will be dogshit... Why do these same people still cry about how shit it is after buying into it? Are they just irredeemably moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We like critiquing them until they go under and the Diablo IP goes to more competent people like the PoE guys. We hate them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopium, thinking it will be better this time before it turns into copium.
      Honestly I think we are just constantly starved for a new ARPG.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some products are so popular they sustain themselves with their own gravity. Blizzard are one of those companies where people cant help but get hyped and buy everything they release.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't buy it. They're repeating what a YouTuber said.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    terrible main villain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was good at first and expected malphisto to take over her role later in the story when she was defeated
      shit sucked

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that you don't get to fight any of the prime evils sucks

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casual player here. I like it. Stay mad

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate human beings, even my own mother. I despise your existence and wish nothing but death upon you. You love money. Blizzard is a bad company and their employees are incompetent. You people who plays these games are the worst kind of people and I want to have nothing to do with you, unless it is selfishly getting Number 2 Crusader in Diablo 3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      brother you need some protein

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch let's play at the moment
    >massive improved voice acting than 3
    >proper atmosphere
    >actually creepy villains
    I think Diablo is back.

  25. 11 months ago
    Barry

    Lilith is seen as less evil than the church that is targeting her.
    the campaign was pretty boring.
    The Cutscenes were by far the worst in the series.
    I wouldn't bring up cutscenes normally for games, but Diablo has always had high quality cutscenes. This was clearly not their best work.
    The characters are all forgettable. Even the game of thrones guy they hired.
    Combat gets worse and worse as you level up. You do reach a tipping point where the gear you find swings it back in your favor. But when you start hitting 80-90 range it becomes a problem again and if you don't have max item power gear with the right stats you won't be able to progress the tier system.
    The endgame loop cycle is spam tier 40 dungeons because that's when the best item power gear can drop. Anything higher isn't usually worth it unless you just want to flex. then every 2 hours wait for the helltide to come up and farm not for the gear but for the materials that can only spawn in there. Some people are adventurous and do the tree of whispers which is never worth it.

    The class I am most familiar with is Sorc and they ninja nerfed the sorc. Beta hydra and release hydra were so different that they should've just taken it out of the game if they didn't know how to balance it. Sorc has been pretty rough to do any boss related content. The boss killer build is locked behind a low drop rate aspect called glacial. It's pretty fricking sad that with the aspect you don't scale damage off your weapon, but by the glacial aspect itself.

    I would give the game a solid 5/10. It's not the worst game I've ever played, but it has so many problems with it that it will need a lot of FREE updates to fix most of the problems.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The class I am most familiar with is Sorc and they ninja nerfed the sorc. Beta hydra and release hydra were so different that they should've just taken it out of the game if they didn't know how to balance it.
      You mean the nerf they did for the second beta that showed how gutted the hydra was?
      Blame the guys saying they were easy mode because they got nerfed for server slam.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lilith is seen as less evil than the church that is targeting her.
      lol what, did you miss the crazy cults all over the place

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look mah, the best shield for poking at mobs! Look at those affixes! Some might be overall useless for my build, but when you oversaturate the affix market, you make so much more variety!

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are alL scumsuckers. I hate you

    Worship God, not this trash. Worship me even

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It turned into an mmorpg wannabe when it was supposed to be a single player game first and foremost.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will make those who are the Synagogue of Satan who say they are israelites and are not

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Praise GOD!
    The lines are drawn. Stop making garbage games for garbage people

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, shouldn't an Akaran Rondache have +resist??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably, but there's so much depth to the actual games that these nuGames seem like a frick-over in the mind. You play them and forget how good the old ones were. They just frick everything up at every opportunity. The new Blizzdevs never understood Diablo. They never got it. They SHOULD have kept the auction house. I think they should have. It would have kept the games alive, and if they do it now while ALSO destroying every single kind of item and rebuilding them they would have a good game. They have to make items more valuable, but also targetable. They broke away from everything that made Diablo good, and they spat on it

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop. You don't understand ARPGs and the roleplaying that's involved. nuBlizzard has made everyone who's played it hate it. They have truly destroyed ARPGs. I despise Blizzard. They have made NOTHING. You do nothing to conjure nothing. There is no Leaderboard. There is no substance in the items. They have made a waste of time. When you become overwhelmed with the Holy Spirit, you will understand our anger. The game is dogshit. It's nothing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > They have made a waste of time

      So... a videogame?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are the one who learned northing. NuBlizzard made Diablo 3 10 years ago and it was already garbage. The itemization was already garbage. Then somehow nuBlizzard and their games got miraculously shittier and shittier with time.

      And THEN, you thought, that Diablo 4 would be good and have good items? Absolute fricking morono. Omg can't wait for Diablo 5, it's going to be good this time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You nailed it. I played it becuase local morons are playng it. I want them to be killed also. Anyone who gives money to this shitshow should be killed. It's a sad, sad state of affairs. This game needs to suffer and die and it will. They couldn't even understand why new players didn't want their progress lost. The game is the ultimate failure.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The life orbs sound like turds plopping into a toilet. I'm sorry to reveal this to all d4 lovers.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GRANDFATHER?! I spit on this fricking trash. I just don't care. Make it worth getting and tradeable. Your game is garbage

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo 4 is just a reskin of Diablo immortal ported to PC with console UI. But why the frick didn't they add loot filter or pause button.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blizzard doesn't actually understand games. They are new personable morons who can make good videos before cameras, but they cannot make good video games. They want a watered down shitty experience for the player that hinders them at every turn. I want to kill Blizzard as a company. Then David Brevik finally makes a good Diablo game and he gets the IP and everything is fine.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Want to make me Design Director? I figure not, but I could make the better ARPG. They don't want that.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we have to be better than God
    kys

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would make the items more vague and redeeming of the builds which were provided by the leveling process. And then when the late-game hit, you must target farm certain enemies to get what you wanted. It's simple ARPG shit, but Blizzard doesn't understand it. They believe the game is mindless moronic farming. Bring back Charms and inventory management, but you WON'T because it's too much of a departure from your already shit game. Holy fricking Christ

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People that like d4 probably never touched d2.

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