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no frick off blizzshill.
PoE marketers out in full force. Consoom your goyslop, freepiggies.
Die shill.
which class is the most boring right now? from what i saw the sorc looked painful to play but im not sure if that was just early level stuff
>the most boring
truly a battle. they are all lackluster and nobody can convince me the skill trees are worth a damn.
>a new class is coming to Diablo... Immortal!
>lets put it on our dev stream where obviously everyone is here for D4
Blizz are always so painfully out of touch and tone deaf lmao
all of them? necro is maybe the winner of most least boring, and pretty much all of it's color of builder-spender are viable + full minion build. but that doesn't exactly make it an exciting spectacle, either.
>and pretty much all of it's color of builder-spender are viable
The majority of shadow talents/aspects are broken
>The majority of shadow talents/aspects are broken
In a good way or bad way?
Never run a druid unless you know a proven build.
Druid buff??
sorc class is the weakest. lets get some armor/health buffs so you dont get 1 shot in every dungeon
You have to use ice armor, moron.
>ice armor
every sorc build needs 4 (four) defense abilities to survive and still gets 1 shot. ice armor and flame on CD, guess you die or stand in the corner until its back
Lot of diablo threads today. Guessing actiblizz paid their marketing bills.
Nobody but indie devs is shilling to the least liked social media platform in existence. Quit pretending you’re important enough to shill to
>nobody would shill on Ganker
lmao sweet summer child
Ask your mom about Ganker
Obviously not. That goes in to video marketing campaigns on YouTube and Netflix and crunch roll. Then text posts with links on Facebook and Twitter and some gaming platforms. You truly overestimate how important the million unique visitors to Ganker (that site with a known rep for cp and murderers and terrorism) are. Hiroshimoot had to separate blue boards on to a different domain Ganker to attempt to attract advertisers and pretend it isn’t Ganker.
>anonymous website with zero barriers of entry where you don't even have to go through the effort of making accounts for your botfarms to use
>no, lets not spend ten dollars on a warehouse of pajeets to advertise for us there, we'll just spend millions on a 20-second commercial that no one will watch because it's not the fricking 90s anymore
You fricking moronic zogbot.
yeah, those companies which spend 60-80% of their budgets on marketing wont shill on major opinion-forming platform because... they just wont chud!
oh and kys shill
They do. I should have saved the hyperscape threads. It was surreal.
>Nobody shills on Ganker
I would say this website is more popular than reddit now, unironically. That being said it's pretty blatant how hard "people" shill when a new game comes out.
Ganker is the second or third most trafficked board on the site, and on some of its busiest days has 14 million unique IP visitors. They don't even have to make spoof accounts that are years old with post historys like on reddit or twitter. Of fricking course they shill here you massive moron.
it's fricking embarrassing, is what it is. blizzard should stop posting on here, we don't want the stupid fricking giga-corps stinking up this site with their stench!
It's fricked and there is no fix for this gaping butthole!
>we're going to start with some Immortal conversation
ROFL
LMAO
genuinely curious if immortal makes more than d4 every month
I'm sure it does. Phone Black folk are subhuman.
And yet their phone costs more than your entire shitbox pc
>seething phonehomosexual
works on a $250 phone, get wrecked
(comment is tongue in cheek, not get assblasted)
>And yet their phone costs more than your entire shitbox pc
...because phoneBlack folk are subhuman. Not the gotcha you think it is.
HOW WE FEELIN MOBROS??
Who goes to temple?
what the frick is that thing second from the left
/r/diablo mod
Will they buff sorc before season 1? I just got the game (level 40) and this class sucks, melee is the best leveling build. I want to use frozen orb.
Frozen orb is weak until you get enough mana cost reduction and resource generation to spam it like you are playing d2. That stupid ice machine gun on the other hand is insane from the first moment you can equip it. Its enchantment+frost nova+shatter key passive and the only thing left to kill is elites after a single frost nova cooldown. And that doesn't even cost you mana.
It's worse, it actually restores your mana with the right aspect. good luck doing anything BUT that combo past tier 50 NMs though, white non-elite mobs start OHKOing you after a certain point so you can't even cast.
By frontloading a tiny amount of content into the first 3 hours to garner streamer views and shill reviews and then completely abandoning the game's most loyal fans by never releasing any meaningful content. Additionally, by having 99% of development assets allocated to battle pass/cosmetic bullshit and running the entire game ecosystem in a way that creates FOMO for whales but ultimately creates zero value for the people actually playing the game part of the game. Seriously, there isn't even a way to NG+ the campaign with your high level guy, a feature that has been a GENRE (not series) staple in almost every single iteration of every single ARPG since the fricking 90s.
>stream starts with diablo immortal
What are these morons doing
Saving the best for last - making us watch the entire stream.
they got your money, they’re about to get the Gamepass money, they’re about to be owned by Microsoft so they can quite literally do nothing and still get paid like 343i
THEY. DONT. CARE
homie you bought a blizzard game, you get what you fricking deserve
I didn't buy anything because pre season is a beta test
Mediocre dying game
Everything is fine. no need to play any more with season 1 on the way
>dying game
they’ll get a massive boost when its free on Gamepass in a few weeks after Microsoft acquired them
How is 10dollar monthly sub free?
There's no way anyone on Ganker actually bought this shit right?
>starting with 20 minutes of immortal
Rule of thumb when it comes to Blizz games is that the closer the game is to death, the more fun it is. D4 will never be good until it loses most of its playerbase. This is the Blizzard cycle.
Are they really talking about a new DI class for so long? Trailer is fine, but jesus fricking christ stop. I need a reason not to uninstall D4 not this shit
This blood knight lore is the gayest fricking thing I've ever heard.
>OH MY GOD AND HE'S GOT SILVER HAIR AND RED EYES AND HE HAS TO PERFORM A RITUAL EVERY DAY TO KEEP HIS INNER DEMON AT BAY
What a gay.
none of those 4 gays on the stream are able to change anything in the game, this is a damage control stream, not a dev stream. frick blizzard
reminder that all the devs are console gays, and none of them have played the end game yet. rod fergusson plays thorns minion necro on wt3. these people are out of touch with the issues of the game.
nothing wrong with thorns necro, it’s strong than thorns barb with the right items
>dev playing WOW with a tablet
I want to thank Diablo 4 for getting me into PoE
Why shilling immortal? Frick do I care about that shit?
I had no idea people even played immortal, why are they putting so much effort into it?
you play it on the toilet
it's Blizzard's biggest money maker
Why are the Chinese like this?
its the lack of soul
Shoot this chink and send the money grabbler into the oven! Who the frick cares about DI....
mfw immortal is unironically better than d4
d3 is better than d4
d3 runes gives 5 ways to play a class, d4 gives two options per skill, and you’ll end up using 1 damage type for every single build
legendaries are boring as frick with no actual unique utilities
need defense? get the 5 second bubble every 2 minutes or elite barrier
need offense? get the obvious legendary that buffs your skill like +2 skeletal mages or you’re just gimping yourself
they had 11 years of experience to top D3 and we get a flat open map with a mmo ‘events’, endless scaling dungeons that just turn your armor into butter past a certain point, and helltide event that is just run around like a tard and open timed chests
if season 1 doesnt add 50+ new legendaries like D3 has, 3 skill modifiers per skill and rifts it deserves to die before year end
the $25 cosmetics wont keep this game alive like immortal whales
its because "the fans" the "le real fans" screamed for a decade about d3. The same thing happens with many franchises. "We are going back to our roots" we are going to drop everything from the previous game and start over. Le darker and scarier! Look now you get to put points in skills, wasnt that fun in Diablo 2??
>we changed the artstyle to trick you into thinking it wasn't gonna be a mobile game tier skinner box
And it actually worked too!
I actually agree with most of what you're saying, but I don't see how rifts were truly different from NM dungeons. They're still just randomly generated shit based on a bunch of underlying patterns.
The legendary aspects really are quite limited and disappointing, that's the worst part. There just isn't much interesting going on, at least on Necro which is what I've played. In general it seems like the design style is to give you smaller bonuses rather than the insane boosts you got from some shit in D3. I don't disagree with this style because D3's huge boosts really funneled you into using specifically whatever it is that got boosted and smaller bonuses might leave more viability in skills even without their specific bonuses, but the problem is that there just isn't enough interesting shit on aspects. The fact that all the minion count boosts Necro gets are 2 pathetic aspects for +2 skellies a pop and this trash takes away 2 aspect slots is disappointing in the extreme, not to mention that there's basically nothing worth using focused on the Golem. Minion Necro in particular is very poorly thought out and designed.
You guys are comparing two games with months to even years of updates under their belts to a game that released in a better state than both of them a month ago...
HOW THE FRICK ARE THEY STILL TALKING ABOUT DIABLO IMMORTAL?!
$700m
it's probably their #1 money maker by a massive margin so of course it gets the most attention
because you can't outvote whale wallets. doesn't matter how many people don't spend, the few who do, invest big bucks into the game
Why is diablo immortal character customization better than d4? Did you see those hair and face customizations?
what the frick is up with the chinks voice, its disgusting
>REE WHY TALK ABOUT IMMORTAL?
Because it makes 100x the money every other game Blizzard does. Also because they're trying to show relevance to Microsoft, who is about to own King: The true reason for the merger.
It's always about $$$
>minority of people with biggest wallets control the the whole scene
Like clockwork
>lead D4 dev producer has NO CLUE about D4
>he ONLY knows things about seasons
What in the frick?
we wuz diablos n shiet
>if you ask me questions outside of the context of seasons, I have no idea what's going on
holy frick diablo is so fricked
Jesus Christ...
what's the dude's name that said this?
Tim Ismay
Tim Ismay
this fat white frick is so salty that his game sucks so bad and players are telling him it is. imagine being passive-aggressive on a stream about not delivering content in your FOURTH game that existed in your SECOND game.
watch them implement new endgame content like
ascended rifts then charge 10 plat per min to run
why is the old fat homosexual on the left so butthurt?
>UHMMM THE GAME HAS LITERALLY ONLY RELEASED 4 WEEKS AND 10 YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT AGO OK?!??!?
>UHHHH YOU GUYS DEVELOPED A ******WHOLE***** SEASON IN JUST WEEK...?
>FRICK GAMERS
>do you have any examples of changes that are coming in this afternoon's patch? the only you're literally hyping?
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh I don't think I actually printed that out
dude this literally writes itself
You know Adam Fletcher gets pigged in the ass on the reg! What a fricking unhinged wienermongler voice
>arms folded
>didn't know that either
The state of this fricking guy
INDIE COMPANY PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE
>We need time to update the game SAFELY okay, chud??? I'm not catching turbo-covid by programming too hard
if Rod Fergusson could cope any harder he'd realize that nobody cares the game has only been out 5 weeks and it's dying rapidly because it fricking sucks
>Vibrate the game out of stability
wtf does that even mean?
its more dangerous than demons... its super demons!
>Another dindu
HAHAHAHA
we wuz nephalem
ding ding ding ding
As long as the boxes are all checked who cares if the game is good?
>DUDE CORRPUTION
Do they know ANY other gimmick?
>it's CORRUPTING them
>it's...it's...CHANGING them
gheeeeey
bro it's blizzard
they've been riding the corruption train since 1997
Another african male in medieval setting!
There are blacks in the game since the first one - get over it.
>I cant believe my fantasy setting has fantasy demographics.
Black person fatigue
glad I didn't buy this goyslop
stealing ideas from PoE. sad!
WE
I'm so tired of seeing Black folk bros
>black corruption is spreading in sanctuary
>black guy is the season character
you can't make this shit up
there needs to be additional slots for new skills to be mapped.
BRO YOU KILL SLIGHTLY BEEFED UP MONSTERS FOR A NEW GEM TYPE
DIABLO IS SAVED
Finally something to replace the dumb boring fricking default gems
maybe they should get something to replace the dumb boring fricking game
>elite mobs tainted
>kill elite mob and it respawns again?
>respawned elite drops a socketable item that boosts stats
dude there is no way that this is the only mechanic behind the season
>kill enemy
>click thing
>kill enemy.. again
>get nu-gem (gems now outdated)
Wow… this is the power… of a Season… bravo bLizzard
welcome to WoW phases
poe shills on suicide watch
They see their thousands of hours and dollars going down the drain. Nobody is going to walk through town looking at all the mtx they've spent all their lifesaving on.
I see poe2 in my future
$70 down the drain
So the phone game gets a new class, but not D4? Can't believe there's a crusade going on in this game, but I can't play a crusader.
seriously what does this game have over PoE? aside from accessibility, which isn't a plus
Marketing
literally the name "activision blizzard" that's it. just insane, endless marketing because $$$$$$$. as much as I hate chris wilson, his game mogs on diablo 4 10x over
>can't change socket color
>yet another rng roll to make gear even more fricking rare
what the frick
I FINALLY GOT MY BIS UNIQUE ITEM! HELL YEAH!
Oh wait... It has the wrong color socket. Now it's fricking garbage. Oh well, I guess I'll grind another 100 hours and hope to find another one.
>This is a priest
CALLING IT NOW:
There will be season quests where this guy goes from limp wristed pussy to holy UBERCHAD and then...
WELCOME TO THE PALADIN DLC
$29,99 IN BLIZZ STORE NOW
I like how it's okay to make anus and colonoscopy jokes, but if they made a dick joke on stream like that they'd get canned.
If you could fart out of your dick would it be funny?
It wasn't funny either way. It was just an old bourgeois homosexual joking about his colonoscopy.
It's just a double standard that I notice. gays like you can joke about being gays all they want.
Damn dude I just asked if dick farting would be funny.. don't need to get personal. I didn't hear the "joke". My question was off-topic. Goddamn why'd you attack me? I mean I'm a gay but I don't like dudes and I don't find scat funny. Just was curious if you found dick farts amusing. Ever had a pee bag? Can you imagine a tube up your urethra? I'm going to have to get an endoscopy in a month. I don't want a tube down my neck. Tubes don't belong in the body. Frick.
I just bought D4 and I'm liking it.
it's fun until level... 60 ish? then I dropped it like a hot fricking potato. you'll see.
>not quitting at 69
pathetic
It can't be that tragic. At least I'm playing it with pals.
i was in your positive shoes too, anon. i am a huge diablo enjoyer since I was a kid but this game is honestly a huge miss. it has good bones and I want to like it so bad, but I just can't. i stuck around for copium.
Well, guess I'll see. Actually it's my friends who made me buy it, I've only played D3 years ago and dropped it pretty fast, I'm certainly never been a fan of the series.
>friends guilt tripping you into buying games they'll drop in 4 days before moving onto the next game that you actually end up enjoying and are now stuck playing alone and will inevitably quit
Glad I ghosted all of those frickers.
Not that dramatic, besides we stucked to far worse games for much longer, time will tell.
>it can't be
It really is. Frankly, the game being built like a f2p title should've told you all you need to know.
>the game being built like a f2p title
In which ways?
You won't when capstone bosses filter your snowflake build
I did so too but immediately lost interest after the campaign, enjoy it while you can
pussies
heh, they really knew ahead of time what kind of shitshow it was gonna be
all blizzard has to do is release a season that isnt broken for 2 weeks to a month to beat poe seasons, ggg literally set the bar so low that even blizzard can beat them
guess they just gotta sell more 80 skins
Play as the janitor as you clean sanctuary with your 2h push broom.
I hope bone spear doesn't get needed for season 1, I want to roll through the game on that build because it looks pretty fun
kudos to you for enjoying bone spear because I literally with all of my heart and soul cannot enjoy anything about necro. it feels so fricking bad to play for me.
It's fun to spawn 100 million corpses and then spend the next 10 minutes blowing them up
I dislike blight explosions, I like regular CE, it sounds so beefy and sends shit flying from the explosions, but regular CE is a DPS loss especially on bosses.
>THIS IS THE BATTLEPASS
it's so fricking tiresome, bros
Not one of these devs are smiling about the game they're talking about and developed.
Speaks volumes to me.
Nobody is excited. I love it when devs sperg out about their game, it means that they are passionate about what they've made. This is just so soulless.
Correct.
The crazy dude talking about 99 nights and a mirrion troops sounded more excited than all of these asses combined.
mfw path of exile is about to die due to baldo vision raping the game.
Everything they are showing looks like it was supposed to be in the launch version but was then cut to release as seasonal content. Blizzard really needed to nail it with the first season and this is just not different enough from the base game. What am I farming the malignant hearts for if there are no bosses worth killing because bosses don't drop special loot?
>bosses dont drop special loot durrrr
>MUH ASPRIATIONAL CONTENT
I don't understand what you are trying to say, ape.
I got to 70 before I dropped it. There's nothing worth chasing really.
This game is beyond fricked. Your big chase is the battle pass. Not an uber boss or a unique item. Every season is going to just give you more shit to farm but will provide nothing worth killing with what you farm. You will farm until you finish the battle pass and there won't be any reason to keep playing afterwards.
This is just the overwatch battlepass but in diablo
Also who cards about these transmogs, its so fricking small and hard to see and the default transmogs are fine
i need a dab emote
>you can ROLEPLAY with
I do not think that word means what they think it means.
>free battlepass cosmetic is a bland red tunic
>premium cosmetics are highly detailed and intricate
Fricking kek
what did you expect you stupid moron
A LITTLE MORE FROM A $70+ GAME
>100 canuck bux
>100 canuck bux used to buy you the full super frick my wallet digital deluxe editions with a bunch of extras
>now it's just the base game, frick you pay me
>games are all turned into gachas or skinner boxes with cash shops
>never will own or unlock all the content, just all FOTM garbage
>you can load up something like MvC2 right now and just play to unlock everything.
>still people buy blizzard games to just have their money siphoned from them because they are all on the copium stockholm syndrome train
why does anyone even bother buying vidya anymore?
I'm still trying to get over the fact that the $70 game has a cash shop.
>$70
usd
its like 90aud.
I remember when morons said this would kill PoE kek
It will. Doesn't mean it should or that it's a better game, just that Diablo is New Current Thing and PoE will always be indie trash even if it's objectively better. Enjoy your helltides bruh.
I completely removed summons from my necro so I can get All Damage Reduction buff. Plus I'm too lazy to cast that spell.
>just finished Act II
>level 55
Because I have severe autism and I need to complete every dungeon.
it's like a bad poe league
Well looks like we got another half assed game blizzard is abandoning in a couple months
FREE PERSON
>FREE PERSON
FREE PERSON
>FREE PERSON
paid outfits!!! battlepass!!!! yes!!!!
they added offline mode?
freaking out about shit thats already been known for over a year
Oh, did they remove the shitty microtransactions, the shitty designs, and the pay to play bullshit?
No, they actually spent more time shilling their battle pass and paid cosmetics more than anything else.
no poe has that covered
have a nice day blizztard, you're wasting oxygen.
>if you grind renown you start with insane advantages on new seasons
Uh okay... pretty fricking stupid.
regaining all the renown again on a new character would be pretty stupid.
>grind
the map revealing and altars of Lilith are pretty easy, hardly a grind. doing the side quests and dungeons to progress the last 2 tiers is the real grind and that doesn't transfer
None of that shit should carry over, the point of seasonal characters is a fresh start every season.
i'm never collecting Lilith statues ever again you fricking lunatic
>doing the side quests and dungeons to progress the last 2 tiers is the real grind and that doesn't transfer
this
Renown is fricking boring and I'd rather do the campaign again
Has anyone made an alt and skipped the campaign? That's a teaser for the seasons, it's fricking boring. Side quests and normal dungeons to level 50
>Side quests
Why would you ever do side quests? Just grind dungeons.
You can't fill your renown bar doing just dungeons, and like I said, normal dungeon spam is also boring and you can't teleport between them
You can skip like 72% of all side quests if you just complete all the other stuff. Also, renown carries over to seasons.
Dungeon and side quests don't carry over
You still have to do every dungeon and 10-15 side quests per zone
Neither are fun, 1-50 is fricking boring
And 50-100 is even worse
It's insane an average shitposter here could make a reasonable (like actually possible to implement given what's already in game) list of improvements and ideas for healthy itemization and endgame of D4, but that entire fricking company can't because they either are so out of ideas, or have 1000 psychologists telling them an average normie would want something else instead.
>It's insane an average shitposter here could make a reasonable (like actually possible to implement given what's already in game) list of improvements and ideas for healthy itemization and endgame of D4, but that entire fricking company can't because they either are so out of ideas, or have 1000 psychologists telling them an average normie would want something else instead.
Modern companies/devs are so concerned about their own identity they refuse to listen to players and would rather subvert expectations because "you think you do but you don't".
clearly see how just a tiny bit of effort blizzard deflates poe because they had no competition
just look at the shills working over time
>the original plan was to start all players from scratch every season
these boomers were ready to kill the game off the rip
thats how you play an arpg
Aren't PoE seasons usually massive changes to how you play the game? It looks like D4 seasons are just going to be battlepass grinding simulators.
so?
no poe seasons are bug ridden beta tests where 90% of the player population quits before the first hotfix
very different
He was talking about renown I think. Poe does not have renown unless you class heist?
renown carries over(some of it at least)
but characters and stash does not.
you mean like how poe works? the most popular arpg?
Okay Zoom zoom you don't get to offer opinions anymore.
>start season
>you have even less to do now
you got what you asked for
So when do they announce all the amazing stuff they have prepared for S1?
all these devs have so much hair, even beards. something new zealand doesnt have
>IF YOU GUYS JUST TOLD ME WHAT YOU WANTED MONTHS BEFORE THE GAME LAUNCHED IT WOULD'VE BEEN IMPLEMENTED
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>saved
>fixed
Offline mode then?
Heckin chonkers!
>Your dad when you, a white man, bring home your black broad to the house for dinner
PoE won.
>PoE regularly offers actual interesting seasonal mechanics
>some are shit and some are good but they're interesting
>D4 gives you... different gems
Uh great game you got there, Blizztards.
Frick off shill
you guys are so obnoxious. cant discuss any game without flame wars and shit
Devs being moronic deserve no slack. They have over 20 years of fricking doing this shit sbd still manage to frick it up every time.
It's literally the most bare minimum seasonal update they could have done, and it is very obviously designed to just get you to grind the battlepass.
I NEED to stop putting it off and buy some weights
I look just like this lmfao. My excuse is that I am married and my wife is fine with it and she's not ugly (IMO). If I was single I would be getting yolked out of my mind.
sure you would
golem get ye gone
So they are buffing the Gołlum build?
No new endgame, GG bois!
Uh your battlepass grind? Don't want to miss out on FOMO!
here's some endgame for you: a shower
>most smoothest
Damn, Rod is fricking moronic. The guy next to him fricking HATES Rod's guts.
>mfw Rod is talking again
I should have invested that 70$ into porn commission instead.
lol they just said the thing poe fears " we cant add every season to the base game because the game will be a mess"
HAHAHA poe shills gonna so be on suicide watch
Who fricking cares if the base game is a mess when the entire point is the seasonal game?
>who cares if the ice cream you got is actual shit? the sprinkles will make it better, you'll see!
>Ganker
>food analogy
every time
>who cares if the car you bought is missing tires, air conditioning, a muffler, and the gas tank? just wait, we'll patch it after you already brought it home, you'll see!
>implying that the base game isn't shit regardless
lol, lmao even
yeah it's much better to have absolutely no content than add something permanently and have to do work
Something something messy game, messy mind… something something empty game, empty mind.
It's over.
this is the most unprofessional broadcast I have ever seen, why is the general manager making everyone uncomfortable? Is he moronic? Why hasn't his boss tole him to fricking stop? What in the world is blizzard thinking
>Is he moronic?
Yes. Look up his name. He used to be in charge of Gears of War, and literally everyone despised him.
I don't need to see what he has done in the past, the way he has acted for the past hour has shown me that he should be fired or reprimanded immediately. Even without that INSANE colonoscopy comment on a 120k viewer stream, his demeanor and snide comments have only brought the stream down. and it's fricking obvious, not sure what the management is thinking
>ABK has bad reputation for sex pest men working for them
>Have guy in management on stream acting like a creep
I can only believe that Bobby is personally taking the piss now.
tldr. what's the season about?
You get rift runes from monsters.
https://diablo4.blizzard.com/en-us/season
>90% of the page is advertising the battle pass
why do people support this company lmao
so... did the old lead producer, Joe Shelly, get fired? What happened?
Joe Shely is the Game Director, not a producer.
got it, so he's still around?
>all of your $1000000000 dollar cosmetics will not carry over to the new class in immortal
hahaha
>They are trying to morph D4 questions to fit Immortal as well
Kinda sad
CORRUPTION NODES YAY DESTROYING TUMORS
FRICK YEA MAN HERE'S SOME GEM
WHOOHOO WE'RE BACK TO GAMING SON
I wonder how many women were molested to make this.
>2 asians, 2 israelites, and an autistic white guy deciding the fate of a game
How SoCal
>that second from the left shekelskeleton
OY VEY!
When you start from fresh (or you are supposed to) but you actualy don't. Also you don't get the new content streight away like you do in poe you have to get to the end first
oh yes, kink shaming people on camera from a position of power. Nice blizzard. HR is going to tear this guy's butthole up once this meeting is over lmfao
What that weird comment from Rod?
yeah, that would easily get someone reamed in an internal setting, ESPECIALLY at blizzard where there is a history and reputation of sexual exploitation... to say it on a massive livestream is just fricking hilarious
Rod was one of those creepers they missed for sure lol
>former Microsoft employee
>in a company ran by literal government spooks
HR can't and won't do shit.
QRD? Why are you homosexuals triggered and trying to cancel someone again? Go back.
just shows how little blizzard cares
Rod Ferguson is just a completely out of touch boomer who makes extremely stupid off-topic remarks and constantly attempts to get devs to reword everything into talking like everyone watching is a 70 IQ moron, because he's a "PR person" at heart.
Okay, just how it was done in D3 times, its time to change https://playdiablo4.com to pathofexile.com after this shit announcement, again, baldo vision has more chances of killing his own game without any competition.
These guys took a break from their massive gay orgy to do this update.
The season content was ready half a year ago. No actual meaningful changes till season 2. No actual good seasonal content till season 4.
>we're still researching how to increase stash
????????????????
Is that code for we're trying to figure out if it'll be paid or not?
correct
>Is that code for we're trying to figure out if it'll be paid or not?
obviously moron. Ever wonder why games that run and play like shit magically have their cash shops running smooth as butter? Same concept
its probably spaghetti hard coded to be as big as it is
like how wow could not increase the default backpack space
wow is 20 years old. modern games have no excuse for hardcoded storage space
Jackpot.
although my gut reaction is that it's obviously a cash grab, other MMOs like XIV are built on a mountain of spaghetti code and any inventory increases are a massive undertaking because one wrong move could frick up the stability of the entire game
>other MMOs
Duh. 4.99 per tab quadrant or 14.99 for the whole tab - save 5$!
This is for Eternal Realm only btw, seasonal space is premium battlepass only and does not carry over between seasons
nah bro im saving my money for the $80 skin pack so chris wilson can wax his head
as a D3 enjoyer, all the shitshow around D4 has made me avoid it like the fricking plague. Should I give it a try regardless? Keep in mind I don't have any friends (shocker) to play it with
>game has no content
1 will fix everything
>season 1 just announced to have no content
you made it this far, why frick up now?
There's nothing to do past the story and it's lackluster. Season 1 offers absolutely nothing so what do you think
No. Maybe in a year. Wait for sale at least, they want to rely on morons buying mtx and pass, so the base cost of the game had to go down after the initial release period more than with D2/D3
It's simply not worth the current price.
Your choice, but I enjoy it a lot more than d3.
It's hard to take d3 seriously, but you do have more options with your skills at least, though probably still like only 3 relevant ones.
If you start D3 now, fresh, you won't need much to start doing
>T
numbers damage. This is not the case with D4, at the moment. Paragon leveling is better now, much better.
>diablo4 is literally saved and fixed in 12 minutes
pretty sure it doesn't take 12 mins to uninstall the game
NO
MORE
STORAGE
PLEASE
UNDER
STAND
is my man ripping a sick cloud in the middle of the stream?
How is this OK? I mean it's a fricking looter game. How do you run out of boxes to stuff shit into when it's a basic game feature?
They added new stashes you can buy. It's literally a non issue
>1 hour 44 mins ago
>THANKS FOR TUNING IN TO THE STREAM GUYS
lmao. Ok, anyone actually got patch notes or something?
https://diablo4.blizzard.com/en-us/season
2 weeks until season 1
patch later today, patch notes for that when its available.
Are they buffing sorc?
WE
DONT
KNOW
WE
HAVE
NOT
SEEN
ANY
OF
THE
PATCH
NOTES
YET
BECAUSE
THE
SEASON
IS
NOT
OUT
YET
Black person
I'm asking if they mentioned anything about what's in the patch (particularly buffs) on the livestream.
Black person.
no
they didnt say shit about shit
>new legendary gems and colored sockets that you cant change the color of
>???????
>battlepass
there thats season 1
maybe more shit is in the patch notes but they didnt say shit
Black person.
Give it to me straight
is it over?
dude it's been over
No, its not over, its just the start, the start of infinite cope and hope that the game will be fixed one day, blizzshills will now say that the next season will fix all the game problems.
It's not over, but now it's apparent that D4 will likely take MUCH longer to become good. Probably like a year or so at least.
It never started
>d4
>good
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
If you actually bought this game then it will never be over, because there is no depth to which blizzslop can sink that you won't follow with your eager little paypig golem mouth.
easy dunk for blizzard if they pull it off because poe set the bar so low
poe shills gonna be on suicide watch
How so?
Season 1 is a lot of NOTHING.
>different gem type that gives you special effects if you have matching color coded sockets
Whoaaaaaa.... we're gaming now....
>dude do we fix the current gems that suck?
>nah just replace them with new bunch of gems 2 months later
Huurrrrrrrr
They need to fix Garan's Hold.
Sometimes it won't spawn key master.
They need to fix their dungeon gen and tilesets so it's not so fricking samey with repeated elements and rooms.
They look great, but holy shit the dungeon layouts it spits out and the repetition are CRAP
if it needs saving and fixing, then it wasn't good to begin with
Oh, look. Another Black person. It's all so tiresome.
We should go easy on them for Season 1, after all they only had over a decade to come up with a different seasonal style than Diablo 3.
Yea so we went ahead and made the executive call that new content would be considered cosmetic and you can acquire new content through the battle pass. New rewards and gear won't drop outside of the new content but since you're not paying for the gear directly we went ahead and decided that it's okay.
A temporary season mechanic that will be thrown in the trash when the season ends
>It's just legendary gems from D3 with more RNG
very cool, great work team, see you in a few months!
>this is their big debut season to keep everyone interested
>So what am I grinding these for?
>New endgame uber bosses?
>Super challenging endgame dungeons with unique loot?
>Nope, you just grind them for no reason!
This is a mobile game tier skinner box.
a dozen new items, half are uniques (trash), copying d3 runes as a 3 month long gimmick. Im thinking this is sad and complete trash.
Normies will eat anything.
>d3 seasonal experence
>lvl to 70 get easy noob set for torment 6
>omg this game just gives you everything!
>you had out the most broken sets wtf blizzard
>d4 seasonal experience
>lvl to 50 and have to do quests and strongholds and dungeons
>omg this is hell why are you making me do things when i just want to play the game blizzard?!?!?!?!?
>I CANT EVEN FARM MY BIS HELM WTF BLIZZARD IT WILL NEVER DROP
D3 was better.
I had really thought they would have had some sort of new endgame thing. Now that the leveling to 100 is twice as fast, people are gonna discover really fast that season 1 will literally just be nightmare dungeons for 3 months.
Why's the leveling twice as fast?
ding flashy light dopamine hit - the only thing that will drive players to keep playing
Before, the halfway point to level 100 was 85. Now they buffed nightmare dungeon XP by a frickton. You can enter nightmare dungeons from level 50.
Not even a new world boss?
I thought that was something they were gonna push hard since they seemed proud of the idea...
World bosses get raped in 10 seconds. There's no point in adding more, until they fix their shit first.
the mmo style is cringe, it should be more secular and individual
I don't even understand the point of the MMO style shit when you don't even DO anything with it.
well if it weren't an mmo they couldn't say that's why it's always online.
>they couldn't say that's why it's always online.
explain diablo 3 then.
at least D3 had the real money AH at first even though that pooped out
the mmo style is so you see other players mtx/show off your mtx to other ppl
0 gameplay considerations
go buy some cosmetics goy
>it should be more secular
>massively multiplayer online game should be more singleplayer
MMO's are dead because they cater to homosexuals like you.
Not him, but good. MMOs are fricking gay. WOW destroyed the Warcraft franchise. We will never get Warcraft 4 because of it.
>d4 should be an always online connected mmo with none of the upsides but all of the downsides
have a nice day Black person
They need to fix WB on Torment difficulty. They die in literal seconds. Nightmare is the last difficulty they feel like actual threats in.
World boss can't even hurt you if you have properly built character for WT3/4, drops are poor, it's not even worth waiting for one to spawn, you are better off just running a nightmare dungeon or Helltide instead. Total failure of a concept. We should have those bosses as high level solo challenges similar to Uber Lilith.
>"so we have this new gem system"
>even more inventory bloat
they better make the stash 3X the size and put in a a keyword search, the fricking monkeys
Um they are still looking into it.
They need MORE TIME.
Kanai Cube when?
Still fricking pissed they never added controller support to D3 on PC. I can't go back to m+kb after D2R and D4.
I'm betting that Rod gets fired after that broadcast, what the frick was he thinking with that colonoscopy comment and kink comment. He's fricked lmfao
He won't get fired. Big Bobby even said all of the accusations never happened and were just a liberal conspiracy to steal his company.
bruh the guy literally talked about his employee's sexual preferences on a livestream lmfao. he also talked about sticking something up his butthole
>thinking a sodomite is going to be punished in 2012+11
Hilarious.
He should be fired but he won't be. It took a case from the state to get them to fire people for stealing fricking breast milk and getting drunk at work to creep on female employees.
bruh the point is he is just throwing shit on the fire for no reason. Blizzard will take heat for it and for what? No one had any fun, it was just a bunch of moronic comments from someone who shouldn't have even been on the broadcast in the first place. He is just a fricking liability lol. It's not like they were at some party or kbbq drinking soju and he said something offhand that didn't land, this was a broadcast with 120k people lol...
he spoke about it in the negative... so yes, DEFINITELY punishable..
I agree with you, anon. I'm just saying that Blizzard is a shit company and won't do anything.
>he also talked about sticking something up his butthole
check the calendar buddy, get with the times and figure out your favorite controller to put up your ass
>I think we found Adam's kink!
>light uncomfortable laughter
What the frick was he thinking? He said that shit from off screen to so you know he jumped to grab a mic to say that.
>guys cant be bros
this generation is so fricking pussified, no wonder all the games fricking suck
It's a place of work not a fricking bar.
have a nice day HR troony
I'm sorry that you have never held a real job in your life. I think you're closer to suicide than I am though.
>UHMMM WE NEED TO KEEP THIS WORKPLACE PROFESSIONAL AND INCLUSIVE AND USE NICE KID FRIENDLY WORDS FOR THE CHILDBEARING FOLX BECAUSE THIS IS A TOLERANT WORKPLACE
have a nice day HR troony.
Rekt him
>its okay to talk about shoving things up my ass at work
lol you're such a fricking loser anon. How are you even still alive? How do you not just bash your face into the mirror when you see yourself? Your mother and father despise you. They regret having you, you know that right? You are an irredeemable person. Nothing awaits you in life but further misery and pain. Just end it. Please. Your parents will literally thank you and throw a party. The only good thing you can do for yourself and the entire world is to take your own life. Just do it!
not everyone works at walmart like you. most professional workplaces are completely unhinged, but not like you would know
No, they aren't, moron.
trips for bullshit
I've worked for many professional places. Not one single one of them discussed poop or kinks and remained professional in house. We smoked weed off property and the most heinous act we discussed was video games if it didn't involve work.
If you think "unhinged" at work is the norm it's possible that you're the big piece of shit at work people have to put up with.
Nice larp. We'd all talk about the escorts we fricked this weekend or last night and what we did to them and then shit talk our ex wives. You're a moron who can't even afford an escort
No you didn't. You've never done a single thing with your life, anon. You're a miserable, fat, disgusting waste of genetic material. You have never achieved a single thing in your life and you never will.
Oh you're talking about your white collar professional job where you each take turns jerking each other off. Sorry I thought you meant tech level operations type professional jobs like an ISP or, hey, a game developer. This isn't a Thai lady-boy fricking business type unless you're counting the CEO. My companies had a CEO too but you're not the CEO, kiddo. You will never be the CEO. No lady-boys for you. Sounds like you're the one larping tbh.
Anon, imagine you are working in an investment banking team. sure, "let's all have fun." What does fun mean? You are a guy on Ganker, the analyst next to you is a woman from SF, the secretary next to her is from the Bronx, your boss is a 55 year old from Nigeria, and then there are a few normies ranging from gay to straight to puts peanut butter on his wiener to have his dog lick off. You can all come together to finish an assignment ONLY if you can meet on common terms and communicate and complete your job. Your idea of fun is not the same as every other person in the room. Your idea of fun might annoy or offend other people in the room. That makes "fun" a fricking nightmare to work with, because people have legitimate grievances. "Rod keeps staring at my breasts, he's a sexist pig." "where I grew up we appreciated women's beauty, i'm not harassing her etc etc".
Jokes, closeness, fun, all of these things have the potential to MASSIVELY blow up in a corporate environment. Let's say you make a joke and your boss doesn't like it. At best you're fricked for promotions, at worst you're now being investigated for insubordinate behavior.
It's even worse when you're a boss making shitty jokes that offend subordinates because there's a power dynamic forcing them to laugh (see this whole presentation).
He wasn't posting a meme though?
He can't understand this because he is ideologically against "political correctness" to the point that he will attempt to defend an indefensible position to beat what he sees as the enemy. He's a fricking moron no different than a SJW or any other type of ideologically motivated sub-human scum.
>making a genuine post in a thread full of bots and shills
Stop it, anon. Don't do that.
it's all good I type quickly anon
>investment banking team
aren't they usually among the worst when it comes to unprofessional behavior?
i used to work for an investment bank and I had a manager reprimanded publicly for saying "frick." Peoples' perceptions are warped by movies 100%. People in finance only care about making money, there are no wolf of wallstreet personalities that last
>I worked in a mcdonalds and my manager got reprimanded for jerking off in the bathroom so I know that the CEO doesn't do coke
>i have never worked anywhere in my life
You should work on suicide, it's a job that lasts.
you're clearly a high level wallstreet operator lmfao. You know the inner workings hahahahaha I'd hate to doubt someone of your stature.
Meant for
You certainly aren't, so I don't know why you're trying to pretend like you are.
jeez, and I thought the civil service was full of stuck-up losers. how do you not rope yourself?
Replace investment banking with literally any white-collar corporate structured business. If I made those comments at my job I would be terminated and I am well liked and the best performer on my team, which is the best performing team in my department. We only excel like we do because we keep everything strictly professional and know exactly where the boundary lines are. Clear boundaries and respecting of those boundaries is really the key to success in any kind of collaborative effort whether that be in the workplace or in a relationship.
Devs becoming promoters and trying to be buddy buddy with the players is a big reason why games are shit.
The best games were made by small groups of friends having fun, safe corporatized HR video games are normalgay slop
workplaces should have neither alcohol NOR women, except maybe just to pretty up the place.
Black person he is a GENERAL MANAGER. he's like 1 or 2 ranks below the CEO of blizzard. talking about sticking something up his butthole.
Chad move
Timestamp + link?
Colonoscopy comment...?
I don't remember the exact context because I was basically zoned out at that point, but I do remember him saying something about colonoscopies and it immediately snapped me back in for how weird it was and how visibly uncomfortable and awkward it made the other devs.
omg it sounds like you have PTSD, you should cancel them on twitter
No, it's that you can't say that shit at work dipshit. No company worth working for would tolerate someone saying that kind of stuff in front of hundreds of thousands of people. It has nothing to do with being triggered, it has to do with professionalism. Do you think his coworkers wanted to talk about shoving things up their asses and their sexual preferences in front of 100k+ people? No, they certainly did not and the guy should be terminated for it. Any other company would do the same.
Remember where you are, most Anons have probably never had to deal with the expectations of a professional environment.
>Not wanting to talk about shoving things up my ass while I'm at work and in front of a massive audience makes me a SJW
You are so fricking stupid. An SJW would be talking about how it's empowering to discuss ass play at work in front of a massive audience you fricking moron.
Next time I hope they have some of the girl devs talking instead. Maybe that will soften the blow for next season.
bro rod would just comment on her breasts, no way are they going to risk that
the tree bounties are so fricking pointless
they should have given the tree exclusive leggos like the act bounty caches in 3
The tree quests should require 2 more points to complete, but instead of running to the tree for an empty bag, it spawns a world boss for you with a bunch of drops, and some important resources or legos/uniques exclusive to that mode.
>world boss
how about just ubers of story bosses?
elias in the capstone dungeon is actually kind of fun and a wt4 version of him that has more hp would be great
Or, what if we did nothing and just used casino tier tactics to get you to grind our battlepass instead?
we arent talking about cosmetics
Hmmmm, okay okay I see. How about no new content and you just grind legendary gems?
Either way. I just think current world boss system is stupid anyway, but if you had to do stuff in the world to spawn them for yourself (or your party, which obviously would be faster and make people group up), and have worthy rewards tied to that, it could actually work. Having a cool big boss at the end of your bounties is always more interesting than just getting a cache from some NPC.
Campaign bosses should be ubers at 75-80-85-90-95 before Lilith, tied somehow to your paragon boards progression, or some new system like charms or even damn legendary gems.
Why is every single one of the developers shown Male?
>Why is every single developer Male?
To answer your question unlike the other moron, 1.0.3 they buffed NM dungeon exp by ~80%
this game was already ruined at the developmental stage. it's nothing but a worthless clone of diablo 3 and they see nothing wrong with that.
everyone seems to only care about the colonoscopy comment, not the kink comment. I think the kink comment is more likely to get him fricked
When did he say that
so the seaso update is literally nothing
good morning sir do the needful and redeem diablo stream
poe shill on suicide watch and shilling hard today
Bare minimum even D2R had a better ladder season.
woah... a nappy headed Black person and more shit to buy on the cash shop diablo is saved bros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>entire thread telling this homosexual to shut the frick up
>he keeps complaining about "workplace harassment" that he has nothing to do with as if he's the victim
🙁
i'm not gonna watch the stream blizzard, stop posting on here, you're a gigantic sort-of respectable company, you're embarrassing yourselves when you try to be edgy by posting on this site. you're never gonna fit in with this crowd anyways, so just cut it out!
I'm not buying games made by troonyvision.
Frick off
Honestly seems pretty decent. It isn't as packed full of stuff as PoE leagues, but way more then d2 or 3 ever had in a season. Step in the right direction at least. Ill play a bit until 3.22.
lmao that season 1 is some of the most underwhelming shit I have ever seen.
Luckily there's a new medianXL season tomorrow. see you in HC
>medianXL
at least it's fun, the itemization is way better than diablo 4 and the dungeons and bosses are actually challenging.
So can we say that the game has been saved with this?
they copied most of lost ark system and they managed to do it poorly. diablo 4 is not a game that will last long, it's just some fotm shit.
>good game finally drops after long drought
>people hate on it for no reason other than clout
anything so y'all can stay relevant
It hasn't exactly been a huge drought recently, but this place will always be a shithole.
Hands reaching out of styx trying to pull anything and anyone down to their level to suffer with them.
>ALL NEW SEASON
>YOU'RE GOING TO BE REALLY EXCITED TO START A NEW CHARACTER AND DO THE CAMPAIGN AGAIN FOR SEASON 1, BECAUSE NOW...
>YOU CAN KILL ELITES
>AND GET GEMS THAT DO EXCITING THINGS LIKE
>[5% chance to do 10% weapon damage when you crit]
LMAO
Reminder that this season was in the works before release
This was it
This was their big reveal
They only have 3 months for the next one
They set expectations already saying the next season will be smaller and they will alternate in size, Big, small, big, small etc.
Season 1 is considered "big" btw.
lol
i want to work at blizzard, they must do nothing all day. jesus christ
they probably have no staff to maximize revenue
This game is trash. Blue and white items are utterly useless, resistances don't fricking matter, campaign is a slog and doesn't warrant multiple playthroughs, gems are fricking boring and not worth picking up after a certain point because unsocketing isn't that expensive, and they're not worth much gold.
>resistances don't fricking matter
Because they are literally broken right now and they can't fix it till season 2, lmao
I'm pretty sure last fire side chat they pretty much admitted they didn't even know how to fix them. How the frick are they even broken in the first place? Did they not even play their fricking game? I mean, I get that even D2 had issues upon launch, but there was a patch out to fix stuff like 6 hours after launch.
Why the frick can't we get a Diablo 2 2?
So did they show what's going to be in the Battlepass?
IMMORTAL CHADS WHAT THE FRICK IS UP
NEW CLASS BAY BEEEE
Give it to me straight...is Immortals better than D4?
As an overall game? No. However, DI has a handful of good features that D4 doesn't have for whatever fricking reason. Things like an actual chat, party finder, etc.
It's past 3 o clock and still no patch
we wuz kangs an shit
>Make a twink
>Have to discover the static map again
>Delete twink
What were you thinking? Give me procedural generated maps
why do they keep putting Black folk in everything? do Black folk even play rpg games
>patch note comes out
>all bug fixes with a couple QoL
Give me a tldr because I haven't bought this game yet
buy or not
Avoid like the plague
Check back in 1 year.
why would you give blizzard anything
game is shit
killing stuff is fun with plenty of options for skills for leveling at least. i think all the gay bullshit you have to do for renown and statue collecting sucks though. every single zone has a bunch of homosexualy things you have to do that have been in every shitty consoleized game for the past 10 years
wait until they release the first expansion by then it should be in a decent state
I like how people are convinced it will 'get good eventually' because comparatively, 'd3 did'
the only way this game gets good is to entirely start over
They got rid of the battlepass?
interesting to read all the criticism here, and then flip over to the forbidden website and see people receiving this video in a positive light.
What killed dilator4?
Why doesn't this game have act bosses?
it sort of does but they are completely non threatening because all you have to do is not stand in the fire
the world bosses are exactly the same, I have no idea how people even die to them