>gets a move created specifically tailored for you : a 80bp fairy move that confuses the target if they set-up >and add in scorching sand, a 70bp ground move with 30% chance to burn
On smogon he's making the two best Uber mons his b***hes while being the only gen 9 starter OU mon.
>comphomosexualry
By that logic Rillaboom is popular.
>gets a move created specifically tailored for you : a 80bp fairy move that confuses the target if they set-up >and add in scorching sand, a 70bp ground move with 30% chance to burn
On smogon he's making the two best Uber mons his b***hes while being the only gen 9 starter OU mon.
Alluring Voice gives him an incredible edge against all bulky cosmic power / calm mind setters too.
And scorching sand will finally help him consistantly beat Heatran, Garg and Moth whithout abandonning burn.
Can't wait to use him bros.
>has more fan art >is one of the three starters with Protean, the others being the most popular starters of their respective gens as well (Libero is basically the same thing) >is more popular >doesn't have a cluttered design >isn't less popular than its first stage
>has more fanart
*porn
Even Intelleon has more fanarts than Skeledirge, you only need to have a humanoid design attract all weirdoes.
>Protean starter
You're not contradicting me, I agree that Meow was supposed to be the shillmon at first. But dirge has been usurping its spotlight for some reason.
>is more popular
Irrelevant 1st month poll.
And Incineroar was far less popular than Owl too at first. One GF shillwashing later, he's one of the most well-liked starters.
>doesn't have a cluttered design
Doesn't seem to bother the marketing department that's pushing for Skeledirge everywhere.
>isn't less popular than 1st stage
Mudkip is more popular than Swampert, yet Swampert is the undisputed gen 3 winner.
Swampert is the least shilled gen 3 starter
Sceptile and Blaziken had prominent roles in the anime and Blaziken received a mega first and speed boost as HA
>/vp/ is still utterly mindbroke by Smash Ultimate they're trying to use all this patternhomosexualry to generate more moronic croc vs cat shitposting
I love how you losers didn't try this with Rillaboom, who was seen as 3rd place for the entirety of Gen 8.
Smashgays shilled him left and right before they lost hope and favored the bunny, before it turned out patterngays were still fricking WRONG in the DLC.
Unfortunately, the other attention prostitute insider made scoop that Smash will celebrate it's 25th with spirit events, possible rereleases of older games and states that Smash 6 is in the planning stage as we speak.
and no, this is not Vergeben either, somebody worse...
It's Zippo. Some laughing stock Mega Man gay who runs a blogspot and hangs at Discord to share stuff.
He's has a 30/70 ratio on his track record and when he is right, it's only 25% accurate.
Also likes to mix speculation trash with his so called rumors.
Anon, there's a thread right now of Typhlosion fans weeping over him getting shafted and receiving frick all.
While Gatr gets new toys every gen. There's no value being the most popular (Gatr is more popular than Typh anyways) if GF hates you and is constantly undermining your bro.
>(Gatr is more popular than Typh anyways)
Listen I'm a gatrgay but that is simply not true these days. Early 2000s I'd believe you but zoomers absolutely prefer the furry.
https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/834552335804174336
I guess Masahiro Sakurai picked the croc.
*blocks your path*
Sakurai loves cats. There's no way he'd evey pick the ugly croc.
No. You're delusional. Meow is still more popular and promoted overall.
Meow is the new owl. Everywhere in the useless third party crossovers, yet constantly gets shifted in merch and comp.
>comphomosexualry
By that logic Rillaboom is popular.
I wouldn't be surprised, it seems to be getting a decent bit alongside the cat, compared to shillmons of the past where it was pretty one sided.
>gets a move created specifically tailored for you : a 80bp fairy move that confuses the target if they set-up
>and add in scorching sand, a 70bp ground move with 30% chance to burn
On smogon he's making the two best Uber mons his b***hes while being the only gen 9 starter OU mon.
It's probably the best one competitively as well, Meow fell like a rock in both VGC and Singles, alongside getting some decent promotion.
The cat got into Unite and it's even shit there Lmao
None of the Paldea starters are good in VGC to be fair.
True
Skeledirge @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Unaware
Tera Type: Fairy
EVs: 248 HP / 236 Def / 24 Spe
Serious Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Slack Off
- Torch Song
- Scorching Sands
- Alluring Voice
Alluring Voice gives him an incredible edge against all bulky cosmic power / calm mind setters too.
And scorching sand will finally help him consistantly beat Heatran, Garg and Moth whithout abandonning burn.
Can't wait to use him bros.
Imagine the flatulence this fatass pumps out...
Unf
>has more fan art
>is one of the three starters with Protean, the others being the most popular starters of their respective gens as well (Libero is basically the same thing)
>is more popular
>doesn't have a cluttered design
>isn't less popular than its first stage
You couldn't be more wrong.
>has more fanart
*porn
Even Intelleon has more fanarts than Skeledirge, you only need to have a humanoid design attract all weirdoes.
>Protean starter
You're not contradicting me, I agree that Meow was supposed to be the shillmon at first. But dirge has been usurping its spotlight for some reason.
>is more popular
Irrelevant 1st month poll.
And Incineroar was far less popular than Owl too at first. One GF shillwashing later, he's one of the most well-liked starters.
>doesn't have a cluttered design
Doesn't seem to bother the marketing department that's pushing for Skeledirge everywhere.
>isn't less popular than 1st stage
Mudkip is more popular than Swampert, yet Swampert is the undisputed gen 3 winner.
Swampert is the least shilled gen 3 starter
Sceptile and Blaziken had prominent roles in the anime and Blaziken received a mega first and speed boost as HA
PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA
>/vp/ is still utterly mindbroke by Smash Ultimate they're trying to use all this patternhomosexualry to generate more moronic croc vs cat shitposting
I love how you losers didn't try this with Rillaboom, who was seen as 3rd place for the entirety of Gen 8.
Nobody likes rillashit
Smashgays shilled him left and right before they lost hope and favored the bunny, before it turned out patterngays were still fricking WRONG in the DLC.
Why is Smash even brought up still? We're not going to see a game until probably Gen XI or some shit. Didn't Sakurai say he retired?
Unfortunately, the other attention prostitute insider made scoop that Smash will celebrate it's 25th with spirit events, possible rereleases of older games and states that Smash 6 is in the planning stage as we speak.
and no, this is not Vergeben either, somebody worse...
>somebody worse...
How worse? Did he lucked out and started to lie about everything but doofuses insist he's doing 10D chess?
It's Zippo. Some laughing stock Mega Man gay who runs a blogspot and hangs at Discord to share stuff.
He's has a 30/70 ratio on his track record and when he is right, it's only 25% accurate.
Also likes to mix speculation trash with his so called rumors.
He still hasn't proved his Spike claim yet kek
>zippo
oh a nobody who leeches leaks
always scare him with mario kart
>mfw CrocoChad since day one
We had some hardships and Grassbros did put up a good fight but in the end, crocs always win.
>crocs always win
Nope. Typhlosion is more popular than Gatr and Meowscarada is more popular than Dirge. Mammals rule this franchise.
Anon, there's a thread right now of Typhlosion fans weeping over him getting shafted and receiving frick all.
While Gatr gets new toys every gen. There's no value being the most popular (Gatr is more popular than Typh anyways) if GF hates you and is constantly undermining your bro.
>(Gatr is more popular than Typh anyways)
Listen I'm a gatrgay but that is simply not true these days. Early 2000s I'd believe you but zoomers absolutely prefer the furry.
https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/834552335804174336
>saying this when every starter lives in the shadow of chadizard and greninja
lmao
No.