yes. in real life, amusement parks almost IMPOSSIBLE to make money from. the maintenance and shit is astronimical to make it safe.
so to make money, dodgy operators ALL cut costs. until someone fricking dies. OOPS.
now in real life, the parks are all owned by fricking assclowns like DISNEY and WB, who will SUE the victims FAMILY for the victim dying and bits and peices of the corpse gumming up their ride.
don't believe me ? google that shit.
disneyland especially is a fricking hellhole of child rapes and maimings and deaths.
there was a huge case not too long ago where a french tourist was killed at disney land from a malfunctioning helium balloon tank. basically the corp lawyer was able to cite a barely known piece of eu regulation that fricked the case and it's been heavily buried. you can still find it if you google "micky mouse e621 inflation" though
I'm still angry about this level. great premise, great opportunity to ease the player into the hitman style open ended mission design with a comfortable, relaxed playground. instead they decided to awkwardly contrive every single mechanic in the game into a linear sequence.
Would he actually show the photograph tho? He's an icecold machine. He knows that showing the photograph won't change anything. His client can't know if he showed it or not and the guy who sees it will die anyway so rationally there is no purpose in showing the picture even if the client requested it.
What do you think about this?
can we talk about amusement park accidents now >that one where the dude lost his hat on a ride, jumped the fence, and it was one of those one where your legs dangle underneath the coaster and some lady ended up kicking him so hard in the head it killed him instantly and the lady broke her leg >hfw shes getting jostled around at several g's while her broken leg flops like a noodle >that other one where the circlular rapid rides boat hit the boat in front, got snagged, flipped over and the system underneath that moved them along was like a giant cheese grater, and a few kids watched their parents get turned into pizza toppings while simultaneously drowning
Criminal neglegence which resulted in death.
He was cleared of all charges.
He was also cleared from life
By bribing the right people
Yeah and Chris Chan was dismissed from his incest rape case so what?
apparently his mother must have 'enjoyed it'
BLEEERGH
dropping the charges, ugh!
If the case was dismissed, then it was obviously all a big misunderstanding What's the big deal, eh?
yes. in real life, amusement parks almost IMPOSSIBLE to make money from. the maintenance and shit is astronimical to make it safe.
so to make money, dodgy operators ALL cut costs. until someone fricking dies. OOPS.
now in real life, the parks are all owned by fricking assclowns like DISNEY and WB, who will SUE the victims FAMILY for the victim dying and bits and peices of the corpse gumming up their ride.
don't believe me ? google that shit.
disneyland especially is a fricking hellhole of child rapes and maimings and deaths.
I wonder how many people get disappeared into the Disney's employee access tunnels, never to be seen again
Wanna find out, kiddo?
look at how many kids go 'missing' at disneyland.
They all float down there.
there was a huge case not too long ago where a french tourist was killed at disney land from a malfunctioning helium balloon tank. basically the corp lawyer was able to cite a barely known piece of eu regulation that fricked the case and it's been heavily buried. you can still find it if you google "micky mouse e621 inflation" though
Pfffhaha.
lmfao
Ambiguous. We don't really know a lot of details.
>Ambiguous. We don't really know a lot of details.
>THAT... is Jeffrey Epstein. Infamous socialite and covert child trafficker for Providence. Quite the resume, 47
Look, Agent 47 doesn't care. He's a professional.
CH-CH-CHECK IT
HEY
MUTHUFRICKUH
CH-CH-CHECK IT
AIGHT
RIP cynicalbrit
He was a cheapskate who didn't make sure that the Ferris wheel was in top condition. This caused the death of tens of people.
Was he the only target who might not have deserved it? Everyone else was much worse.
The jury is still out
He was a israelite.
I'm still angry about this level. great premise, great opportunity to ease the player into the hitman style open ended mission design with a comfortable, relaxed playground. instead they decided to awkwardly contrive every single mechanic in the game into a linear sequence.
accidentslly killed someones child amongst others. totally valid hit, plus he was a scumbag dealing with Black person gangs anyway
lel
Would he actually show the photograph tho? He's an icecold machine. He knows that showing the photograph won't change anything. His client can't know if he showed it or not and the guy who sees it will die anyway so rationally there is no purpose in showing the picture even if the client requested it.
What do you think about this?
He shows the photo because that's what the client paid for. It's no different than requesting a specific method of assassination.
he would autistically adhere to the job spec requirements without questioning it
Don't know, don't care. The voice in my ear told me to kill him, so I did.
He was israeli.
47 probably did it for free.
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>HELP ME!
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MR. SWING KING?!
I can't imagine being crushed by a rotating stage for with some shitty singing animatronics being the last thing I hear.
>Ugh, the things I, like, do for minimum wage!
Hol' up, gotta check you white bread
aight you cool
sick beat, time to clean out the trash
>mfw
can we talk about amusement park accidents now
>that one where the dude lost his hat on a ride, jumped the fence, and it was one of those one where your legs dangle underneath the coaster and some lady ended up kicking him so hard in the head it killed him instantly and the lady broke her leg
>hfw shes getting jostled around at several g's while her broken leg flops like a noodle
>that other one where the circlular rapid rides boat hit the boat in front, got snagged, flipped over and the system underneath that moved them along was like a giant cheese grater, and a few kids watched their parents get turned into pizza toppings while simultaneously drowning
>can we talk about amusement park accidents now
Yep, I still remember that more recent waterpark one where that kid got fricking decapitated.
Good channel for the stuff
There was nothing he could do ack ack ack
Posting dodgy amusement park kino.
>cannonball loop
Amazing
I felt bad for him but a jobs a job
>"Carol Anne!"
What did he mean by this?