Did I interrupt something, Jensen?
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Christ what an ugly character model.
>calling HR Pritchard ugly
lmaooo
Wtf is that hairline????
that is the hairline of a man with testosterone
Same as mine :/
He looks like an old creep, what do people do to not realize this.
he's french
it was 2011 anon. we fricking thought the world was gonna end in 2012 lol.
>it's been 13 years
>Men are supposed to be pretty
HOMOhomosexual
Have you fixed the firewall yet?
>Oh, and by the way. Jensen?
>I know you've gone through a lot of physical changes of late, but you didn't become a woman
>Stay out of ladies restroom
Aged pretty well
Are they going to cancel this game if they found out?
We are literally following the Deus Ex timeline, it's just that our idea of Transhumanism is different
>it's just that our idea of Transhumanism is different
You have access to my personal computer?
I thought you're kidding
Yeah you dickhead I was just talking to my ex about our feelings, that could have been a lifetime conversation, we could have gotten back together Pritchard and your stupid hook-nosed ambiguously racial face just HAD to walk in here and talk shop; also your jacket makes you look like a frickboy and your ponytail makes you look like you can "wipe a hard-drive quickly" if you get my drift. Now frick off
ITS MA'AM PRITCHARD
I can't believe this homosexual appeared again in MD but they didn't bring back Adam's muslim waifu Malik.
Well, he was a superhack0r while Malik was 'just' a pilot. If someone is gonna be involved in some big stakes heist in Prague it makes more sense for Pritchard to be around.
They were already an ex couple by the time the game starts, and Adam knows better than to give fuel for Pritchard's smugness.
Why would they be broken up, he hallucinates being with her during the operation while hearing her voice, and is generally bent out of shape big time about her getting kidnapped, plus throws a fit when he does find her
Their conversation in the office at the start is not how exes talk
>"Their conversation in the office at the start is not how exes talk"
>I forgot to leave her a key so she can walk Kubrick... He's gotten bug you know. Keeps knocking over all my plants
>Did he destroy that vase yet?
>I moved it. And I fenced in the yard -- like you always said you were going to
>Yeah... Never did get around to that... Sorry
>Me too. About a lot of things...
She’s sorry about using his DNA
He’s sorry about working all the time and putting things off
They’re not broken up
It's just shitty casting, hiring two people who are married IRL
You don’t hallucinate sex in the shower with an ex after getting shot in the head come on
they just wanted to add some breasts for incels and teenagers bro
Sarif didn’t care about finding the hostages he was more concerned with who attacked him. Jensen is clearly super motivated to get back his qt scientist gf. They are NOT broken up
Adam is obsessed with Megan, even in MD the moment her name was mentioned in that bio weapon research files his tone immediately changed, and immediately pressed Sarif for info about it later.
They are not broken up
%3D
well they are after this but they were not broken up
they are, in the intro they talk about who gets to keep their dog
Can I have a single source on this break up being canon?
>yeah we broke up, let me just hang out in your office *flips cell phone*
>speak
>uhhhh listen to ME you useless rent a cop *looks over at megan*
> so yeah uh about the present I got for you on our first date
fuuuck outta here
As soon as you can show a source of the two of them being together. They talk like they've been distant, Adam hasn't seen his own fricking dog in ages, they don't share any currently romantic dialogue or a kiss or anything, literally no one refers to them as a current couple. How many more anons must reply to you until you accept the obvious fact shown in pic related?
Why not? He still has feelings for her after they broke up.
how many times have you had a traumatic brain injury
They speak exactly like people who’ve gone through a breakup but still care for each other. In the game, they’re no longer in a relationship but haven’t gotten over each other.
You can easily bring her back BECAUSE she was just a pilot. In the heist DLC the hacker chick was more fun anyway.
Gameplay wise I thought it's just more HR without the annoying boss battles. The story is a big nothing yeah.
>You can easily bring her back BECAUSE she was just a pilot
You can't bring her back because she's fricking DEAD mate
She's been disassembled in some shitty Chinese basement
Adam was too big of a pussy to save her from Belltower
Canon wise your protag doesn't mow down a whole unit of mercenaries it just doesn't work
That's just gameplay fantasy
Get over it she wasn't going to frick you anyway, emails confirm presence of a boyfriend who liked dildoing her with glowsticks anyway
Look at this pussy who can't save Malik
>inb4 b-b-b-but cannon!
Yeah? Well I stabbed Sarif in the chest in Panchea for being a lying, scheming rat bastard and that's a canon in MY universe.
Why would you do him dirty like that? He saved your life
Pffffffffffrt
Jensen is very well capable of chucking some EMP grenades and shooting the HMG guys then cleaning up the dozen dudes with ARs, frick outta here
Never mind invis sprinting a typhoon into Belltower right at the start
Jensen is fricking goated bro
speak english, nignog
Jensen is goated in the sauce
>she canonically survives
>"Uh yeah, but in REAL canon she would obviously die"
homie what
Why do you think your headcanon usurps actual canon
Are there any other good characters with this trope? Hes a dickhead and will never be your characters friend but he always has your back and knows whats right.
>he always has your back and knows whats right
Both are working towards a common goal. That's all.
Maybe in female land the idea of working with someone you don't like is an impossible concept to grasp but for men it's not even remotely unusual.
Exactly.
We acknowledge that we dont like each other, now lets get to work. I think its from our hunter gatherer time. Males had to work together to achieve their goal and not get injured/killed, while females had all the time to squabble with each other wile picking berries.
Cute fanfic. As a tall good looking guy, I get backstabbed at my office jockey job by guys nonstop. I know for a fact that midgets don’t have souls
>office jockey job
female mindset
laezel in bg3
She wanted to frick me 4h into the game. I was just neutral to her. Stupid ugly frog.
buggy game but yeah the biggest flaw of the game by far is the writing of the characters especially the relationSHIT parts. It's like they were written by incels who think that being friendly to someone means you want to frick them or be fricked by them.
Larian has and will never make an actual good game. Seige of Dragonspear was bad, EE was a hot mess of a bloat.. All the good creators left to make other games.
>Seige of Dragonspear was bad, EE was a hot mess of a bloat.
That's Beamdog, not Larian.
>Seige of Dragonspear was bad, EE was a hot mess of a bloat
Larian didnt work on them...
Larian has always made super janky, derivative games. I kinda like that so it's not a problem for me but I get why people dislike them. Their old games were basically buggy diablo clones.
Yes they made euro jank but the rest is absolutely not true.
Divine Divinity = Diablo + Crpg mix. Something new.
Ego Draconis = action rpg + flight combat and one of the very few dragon riding games, just that you are the dragon.
Dragon Commander = rts + realm management + dating sim
Orginal Sin has extreme autistic world/combat interactivity.
>Divine Divinity = Diablo + Crpg mix. Something new.
Diablo was already a crpg. The only thing Divinity added was more NPCs, more quests, bigger maps and less emphasis on big bad evil bosses.
>Ego Draconis = action rpg + flight combat and one of the very few dragon riding games, just that you are the dragon.
>Dragon Commander = rts + realm management + dating sim
Didn't find them that special. Completely forgettable games.
>Orginal Sin has extreme autistic world/combat interactivity.
So did many others before it. Go play Sacred 1. It's basically real time DOS/BG3 with no party system. Same focus on simple stats, many complex skills, combos, itemization, bosses, quests, etc. The quests are simpler though and not entangled like in DOS/BG3. Like, take for example "Find Omeluum" in Act 3 in BG3. You have to break into that underwater prison to find him, a few other NPCs, Wyll's dad and also those gnomes that are connected to the Steel Watchers quest. The interconnectedness of questing in BG3 is done very well and is a rare thing to see in vidya because of how insanely complex it is.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that though, I love that stuff. I could play diablo/fallout clones forever.
>Diablo was already a crpg
No it wasnt.
>Didn't find them that special. Completely forgettable games.
Thats fine. They are flawed games. But they are not derivative games.
>Sacred 1
I played it. It was good (the skill system sucked) but it has nothing on Original Sin in terms of interactivity and n+1 design.
Yes, Diablo and Diablo 2 were RPGs.
>I played it. It was good (the skill system sucked) but it has nothing on Original Sin in terms of interactivity and n+1 design.
Most of the creativity is just:
>you can solve the quests in any order you want and sometimes solving a quest solves another
>use the right skill at the right time (sometimes you can use many different skills instead of just 1)
The problem with that is you can break some quests if you do them in the "wrong" way because they understandably couldn't program every single scenario in the game.
And the world feels very static too. The factions and npcs don't interact.
>Yes, Diablo and Diablo 2 were RPGs.
You said diablo is a crpg. That is not true.
It's the same thing you mentally ill moron. What do you think Computer Role Playing Game means? It's a redundant way of saying RPG because we're already playing it on a computer so might as well omit the "C" in it.
What would you do in this situation? Your hot gf exits the elevator and some fricking IT dweeb blatantly checks out her ass? I like how Adam immediately presses him about security but is that the right move? I guess so, he probably doesn’t see this gay as a threat anyways. Goddamn, Jensen is such a fricking boss I can’t even. It hurts how they made him into a massive pussy in MD
Pritchard did nothing wrong
I’d be Adam Jensen and point out that Pritchard better PLUG the firewall or whatever the frick the problem was
Then pull out my AR out of my leather coat and do a cool mag check
new deus ex with female protag when?
>no vegana
>no uterus
>no vulva
>breasts but no milk ducts and glands
>no anus
>no gut
wtf?!
>Dark brooding tomboy quad amputee protag
It's a shame that these days if we do get a game like that they'll be fricking hideous. Of course the human failures that are westoid game devs are the people who have a personal crusade against good looking characters.
aaAADAM
the fricking fruit flies
Didn't Sarif's VA get kind of blacklisted from further roles because of the fruit fly thing? Like, people thought the crazy fruit flies video was real and not part of a skit.
kind of, yes.
he doesn't voice Sarif in Mankind Divided
>it's real
jesus frick how dumb can people be
he forgot to type s like the NPCs on redditor and the NPCs started labeling him as le conspiratard
No, he is a conspiracy nut in general
The dude cut all contacts with everybody because he tought the government was stalking him or something
MD being only half a game is still one of the largest crimes in gaming.
UC Black Queen dressed as a Prost > Malik >>>>>>>>>>> WHITE prostitute
I can't get into Mankind Divided. I don't know what it is but the game just does not hold my attention.
Missing out.
I miss Malik so much. Hated Chikane, also didn’t get along well with Adam unlike Pritchard. And he was a spy too so frick em.
HR
>you’re ex SWAT commander sheriff of Detroit busting caps in “youths” and not giving a frick
>hired as an assassin for a top corp
>hot gf
>everyone is shit scared of you
>save the world literally
MD
>weird glow ops while kissing the ass of some ugly black qwin
>some Aussie gaygit tries to “banter” you at your new job
>nothing happens all game
MD was so disappointing
The first thing that pissed me off was that I fully explored the bank, killed all the guards, got every item I could get and had a fun time.
Then when I left the next story mission was infiltrate the bank and I had to do it all again and every guard had re-spawned like I had never been there.
I thought the game had choice but it was the just the illusion of choice. I literally should have just waited for the story to force me there rather than explore on my own.
The second thing was that I killed some random boss in one hit and then the game just ends. I didn't even know that was the final boss.
What a load of shit.
How never ever is nuDX now?
friendly reminder that pritchard is transphobic 🙂
WEEEEEELLL SHIIIIIIEEEET
IF IT AIN'T DA CAPN' HISSELF
The moment that would lead to Jim Sterling trooning out