Did normies really think this witch was a lesbo?
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Did normies really think this witch was a lesbo?
Did normies really think this witch was a lesbo?
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>NO, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GAY!
To be honest,.she creeps me out I wouldn't have sex with her and make babies. Also my daughter will grow up to be sex crazed and mentally ill.
Sounds like winning to me
It ls. You won't win impregnating mentally ill women especially witches.
These morons never played the games.
One Bayo 3 reviewer was mad that she ended up with Luka and called him some random, non-important npc lmao.
Isn't it strange that the game journalists who shat all over Bayonetta when Bayo 1 released calling her a sexist caricature of the male gaze blah blah blah ended up celebrating her as some sort of gay icon when Bayo 2 released only to shit themselves in rage when Bayo 3 released and confirmed she was straight?
A comedy in three parts.
no, normies dont randomly assume fictional characters are the homosex.
since when
>since when
You serious?
Of course not, well I don't know if I would call Bayonetta normalgay to begin with but if we go with that idea than no, they recognized Jeane was a sister figure
Since always
I don't know why people here always conflate progressivism with normalhomosexualry, they got their power by carefully inserting themselves into positions of power not by persuading the masses, normalgays show mild support for their causes out of sheer ignorance and that's rapidly changing the last 6 months or so.
>that's rapidly changing the last 6 months or so
moronic shippers expected platinum to bend over backwards to make their gay delusions real just like every other developer under the sun but they didn't.
It reminded me of the time when the Silent Hill devs put down all the SHwikis pet fan theory's about SH2. Many meltdowns were had.
A lot of them had spent years writing that site with their head canon as word of god and they could not handle being told no.
To be fair the SH2 dev only made it worse. No one was asking for trunk Mary, absolutely no one.
It doesn't matter what fans want or ask for or don't ask for. They're fans, not creators. You can go fanwank with your internet friends and make believe with your stupid fancanon but that doesn't make it real.
Well yeah but what the dev said on Twitter also wasn't real, because it wasn't in the final product. It's a retcon.
it's a normal assumption to make, considering lesbians are the only women who ever achieve anything (masculinised brains)
lol no dyke.
it's true. notice how all the best female writers in history are dykes? sappho, aphra benn, emily dickinson, virginia woolf, marguerite yourcenar, gertrude stein, iris murdoch, etc.
>sappho
>the b***h that made a poem praising a dude's massive dick
>dyke
lol
lmao even
obviously penis envy.
>I’m a gay so my gay opinion makes me only favor other gays
Lol no, gay writers suck literally and figuratively.
Normalgays never cared about Bayonetta. The skill ceiling is way too high for that. The people who did care were high functioning homos who projected their mental illness onto Bayonetta and shat their diapers in rage when they got hit by the reality check.
This game is so mid the only discussion we can have about it the same lmao gays and lmao Eng dub va for the 10 millionth time.
No one thought that, it was just the LGBTQ twitter weridos wanting her to be gay for some reason.
Same with Alcina.
People have been attributing gay tension to Jeanne and Bayo since the first game. You’d have to be seriously underage to believe this came from Twitter or that it was a niche thing.
Yeah? She openly flirts with Jeanne multiple times, and they have a lot of chemistry together.
Not to mention that she literally goes to hell and back to save Jeanne, ala Orpheus and Eurydice.
She's a good FRIEND.
Thats called platonic love.
platonic love means lusting after boys but "philosophising" with them instead of fricking them
Projecting
You'll get it some day.
read Phaedrus. gaygiest shit i've ever read..
No it doesn’t.
it does. read the phaedrus. plato describes platonic eros as being where a man obsesses over the physical beauty of a boy (is driven to literal sweats, fevers, sleeplessness by the sight of him) but, instead of having sex, instead cultivates his mind.
>Eros
That's where you stumble anon. Dig deeper.
Plato literally defines the word 'eros' in that dialogue as "the irrational desire which has gained control over judgement, borne towards pleasure in beauty, and which is forcefully reinforced by the desires related to it in its pursuit of bodily beauty, overcoming them in its course".
Even if the word were totally ambiguous in its meaning, the behaviour described would still be undeniably 'erotic'. Men do not lose sleep over the physical appearance of unrelated male youths and feel physical agony and yearning for them in any non-erotic way.
Eros is only one type of love you fool. Try reading more than the wikipedia page.
Yes? I don't disagree. But we are talking about "Platonic love" which is an English translation of the Greek phrase "Platonic eros"
>"What do you need, a wake-up kiss or something?"
Doesn't sound very platonic to me.
>clearly some quick wit joke in keeping with her character to mask the fact she was just crying
>"S-see! SHE WAS GEY"
Why are you coomers like this?
>"official" art aka non-official fanart made by the official artist now counts as official art
kek, lel even.
some quick wit joke in keeping with her character to mask the fact she was just crying
Yeah, Cereza cares about Jeanne that much. Can't say the same for Luka.
>>"official" art aka non-official fanart made by the official artist now counts as official art
I don't really know what you're trying to get at. It's official art, period. Here's another one.
>I don't really know what you're trying to get at. It's official art, period.
Let me make it clear for you minor brain.
Its not official art. Its fan art. I can draw fan art, (You) can draw fan art. Anyone can draw fan art. So can she.
Being the official artist for a game or games, doesnt mean everything she draws in her free time is official, moron. Unless it is directly ordered by the producers and drawn for the game, its non-official. If she wants to draw her dyke fantasies in her tumbleweed blog post, so be it, but that doesnt make the art canon to the fricking series' plot. And since kamiya didnt ask for it, its non official regardless.
The bigger kek is the dyke who drew it even called it platonic.
>Unless it is directly ordered by the producers and drawn for the game
Uh, yeah? That's the case here. It's official promotional art. Really, I don't know what to tell you.
Non of those show a lesbian relationship, dum dum
This one:
is non-official you goalpost shifting israelite
It is official, though. Hell, they even sold it as merch.
https://twitter.com/bayonetta_movie/status/411543419261956096
This wasnt official and the girl who did it for the anime said it was just a platonic artwork iirc
You know that in Japan you still get industry blacklisted for gay shit, right? Obviously she said it was platonic. But I assume you also have eyeballs.
>You know that in Japan you still get industry blacklisted for gay shit
why is their most famous writer a gay? and why is their media full of gays?
>you still get industry blacklisted for gay shit
What? There are plently of companies with yuri manga, anime, and (unfortunately) gacha games these days.
Lol no. Especially not for Yuri.
Yaoi is more popular in Japan than yuri, actually.
So what you're saying is she's a BiChad
BiChads win again
>gays trying the knowing what friendship is like challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
do you kiss your friends gay
No, and neither does Bayo.
I hugged my male friends and deeply cared about them.
>do you kiss your friends gay
Bayonetta literally never kisses her though?
Also yes ive seen plenty of girls kiss, in some countries kissing is even a normal way of greeting akin to a handshake, though its a dying practice.
J is her life long sister in arms as it were, going to save her soul doesnt automatically imply romance you coombrain. Id save my lifelong best bud from a dangerous fire too, but I wouldnt plunder their dungeon.
are you so absolutely friendless that you don't know what a joke is
I don't think it's a joke, but sure, whatever. Also, following that logic, this
is a joke as well.
normies dont even know this series exists
Or they knew about it the same way coomers did.
>last game
>NOOOOOO LOOK AT HER HAIR THEY MADE HER INTO A LESBIAN
>this game
>HEHEHEH SHE'S NOT LESBIAN I WIN I WIN
Lol
I remember saying there was something between her and luka and having some dyke anon telling me that kamiya said she would never take him seriously. Turns out that quote was fake lol
As a matter of fact he said the exact opposite.
Yeah but there was a quote that dykes brought up constantly and, when the spoilers came out, they messaged kamiya about it and he said he never said it
>"Luka is like an in-game representation of my own innocent hopes and dreams"
Oh yeah, Luka is Kamiya's self-insert. I had completely forgotten about that. Surely explains a lot.
Anon, his waifu is Bayonetta's best friend. He considers Bayonetta and Dante as his children.
Are you sure?
https://www.destructoid.com/bayonetta-is-hideki-kamiyas-ideal-woman/
>Normies can't comprehend woman friendship without lesbian undertones.
Funniest shit ever came out from bayo3.
To be fair lesbians are hot. Imagine two young women sucking on a milfs breasts. So hot.
Shoo paki
As a yurigay, I for one knew that it was never going to happen because yuri almost never happens when there's a guy interested in one of the girls (unless its already gay from the start). I'm honestly still impressed they went Totori/Mimi as the canonical pairing moving forward in the Arland series.
What makes girls in Japanese media gay isn't the fact that they hug/kiss/promise to be together forever or whatever. It's that they do all of those things while simultaneously never showing interest in guys romantically or outright rejecting them. After hanging out with their gal pals, real girls go home and get fricked by their boyfriends. Of course, Bayonetta lgbbq newbies don't know this so they got themselves moronicly burned.
They should make an actual milf bayonetta with the milf pony tail and have her be thick with a huge ass. Not weird Bbw type of big but let her be a hot mild. That would please me
twitter trannies and moronera are not "normies"
>normies
If two characters of the same sex appear on the same screen there are thousands of mentally ill homosexuals writing about how gay they are on twitter. It is the way of the world now.
only morons who didn't play the first game
>A thread died for this fricking bullshit AGAIN
Cucknettagays sure are pathetic
>Poor man's DMC
No way gay
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXOOOOOOOOOO
normalgays are literally obsessed with characters getting married and shit tho to the point that they are confused and upset by the absence of hetero romance
are those normalgays in the room with us right now?
You're still here
She was never a lesbo. She was straight since game 1.
"She"has a dick so technically still gay