>40k game is out
>its about the blueberries again
why can't we get a 40k game about actual good chapters?Dark angels, blood angels, space wolves,salamanders.......there's like 20 space marine chapters alone that's more interesting than ultrasmurfs
that's not including xenos and chaos...
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Ultramarines have been the poster boys for 40k for decades. That's not going to change any time soon.
It's not really any different in the tabletop game itself either
about the tabletop, why did they change the new starter marines?
intercessors are more multi purposed and could even used in kill team
flamers are specialists on the other hand...
You mean the Leviathan box set? It's because they're facing the Tyrranids, and it's apropos to use Infernus Marines against them.
the new starter set also did so
isn't the starter set supposed to be the start of the hobby?Why are they using nid counters instead?
A cynical side of me thinks that it's because Infernus Marines aren't selling well, so they used these box sets to get rid of the unsold stocks.
classic GW.nothing cynical about that, they are always our greedy little grots
at least we got a GW instead of what dnd gays got
They are literally a new unit and the only way to get them is in the new box sets you know nothing, no models homosexuals.
I really hope James sees this, anon.
Eat shit you shitzoid no games Black person
Die mad, consoomoid.
>die mad
At least I wont die a lying homosexual, like you 😉
It really is fricked. The Space Marine starter is a hard counter to the tyranid side. It'd be like if the made Chaos Knights one of the starter box sides and the space marines all had lascannons and meltaguns.
Because they already released Intercessors, and need to sell the marine paypigs new models.
It's the same reason we also have Assault Intercessor and Heavy Intercessors, and new marine units only have one weapon type with no real options like old units used to.
Why sell a single Tactical Squad that can take a Plasma Gun or a Flamer as an option, when you can sell an Intercessor, Hellblaster and Incinerator squad and make 3 times as much money.
I wouldn't even say it's specifically about them being the poster children, it's how painfully vanilla they are and how it limits the extremes of what can be done within believable reason. For example Boltgun makes no sense at all from an Ultramarines perspective, but would be perfect for Black Templars, Space Wolves, or any variation of Blood Angels.
Why doesn't Boltgun make sense with an UM protagonist? Space Marines of any chapter, ultras included, would go around murdering everything in that situation. Don't tell me you're one of those morons who thinks every Chapter has exactly one personality trait and that's it.
No? But it's a heavy influence on who they are and how they react in situations. Ultrasmurfs especially aren't really prone to murderfricking their way through a situation solo fueled by hatred. Even Uriel didn't and he has a whole story dedicated to him being solo against ultra-heretics.
Not true, blood ravens were alawys the vidya poster boys untill recently
balls out of Angelos. im always saying that.
No, Bloody Magpies were just Relic's poster boys.
Shut the frick up. Even if they did implement a different chapter you would just autistically screech about how they did not represent some obscure chapter specific quirk properly or that it is still the wrong chapter because it's not your favorite chapter.
You're getting to play as one of the Emperor's chosen bringing the Emperor's wrath to the enemies of the Imperium. Deal with it.
>they did not represent some obscure chapter specific quirk properly
So you are saying they are using the Ultramarines because they are bland as frick so no lore mistake can be made?
thread ended here really
spacehulk and battlesector have blood angels. dawn of war has multiple chapters. anyone who cares enough could mod space marine and boltgun so your guy and the handful of other marines are le red or le green instead of le blue. honestly I think people who make this complaint just like b***hing
>nta
Isn’t it obvious?
who are you quoting?
In your autistic rage you forgot to mention the game you're referring to
>doesn't know 40k
newbie
40k homosexuals are subhuman Black folk and deserve to have their shit ruined by trannies.
Get fricked, loser.
still waiting on a celestial lions game. my homies need representation. damn inquisition keeping a brotha down
Space marines are fricking boring. Give me a game where my drukhari do real space raids.
Ok there edgelord
SMurfs were the posterboys for 40k for litteral decades before rowboat returned. The only reason you don't know this is because you're a Ganker only secondary.
But no there's not going to be les ultramarines now he's back.
>Dawn of War - Blood Ravens
>Daemonhunter - Grey Knights
>Mechanicus - Admech
>Darktide - Imperial Guard / Inquisition
>Necromunda - random civillian gangs
>Rogue Trader - like 6 different factions
You forgot
>Dawn of War Retribution - Orkz
>Speed Freeks - Orkz
>Shootas Blood & Deef - Orkz
>Dakka Squadron - Orkz
All hail orkz baby!
I'm honestly surprised Lionel came back so early. Makes me wonder if vulkan is still not next in line
>cawl announces that due to technological advances and primarchs sheer vitality he's managed to resurrect another despite how little was left
>stomping dreadnought sounds echo, iron hands are creaming themselves at the thought of Ferris back and also now mostly metal
>bright yellow dread shows up, with dinky human hands connected at its wrists, gives a thumbs up
>Dorn lives!
The Lion got jipped with his current arc. Atleast we got to see a little more of Emps.
>I'm honestly surprised Lionel came back so early
another primarch came back?
Lion woke up finally, looks like GW is bringing all the lads back in some form or another, which unfortunately means they may try to bring back the dead ones sans Horus and even then i dont trust those nottingham nonces not to try even if its straight up breaks in universe rules and lore
but no one asked for horus heresy in 40k. they could've had one setting with primarchs the show and one without.
well, the daemon primarchs have been around since the end of the heresy, its just now that the loyalists are getting some back
and really its to sell new primarch minis
Yes, but difference being traitor Primarchs were the elusive big bads for their respective gods. It let other characters have an impact in 40k. When you boil it down to "Primarchs are among us" you invalidate everyone else because they're at the top. The more Primarchs you bring back in active roles the worse this is going to get.
It is also because humanity is beyond fricked right now and they had to give them some way to fight back.
I take it only Fulgrim and Lorgar are really happy on the Chaos side?
Yes. Magnus the Jobber can never be happy.
The best way to handle these supremely powerful beings is have their influence felt indirectly. Abnett’s handling of big E in The End and The Death is the best example i can think of where his few words are never directly quoted, only the intent behind them as other characters hear him speak. The biggest problem with HH and these huge characters is that stupid authors cannot write super geniuses so the best way to handle it is to keep their motives, beliefs, and logic out of sight of the viewer or you get daddy issue schlock like ADB’s take on the emperor.
To be fair, how many more Primarchs can they actually bring back? Corvus and Jaghatai are likely contenders, but Dorn is most likely dead, Sanguinius is dead, Russ is stick in the Warp with a prophecy saying that he'll only come back for the end times, and no one where Vulkan is or if he's even sane.
There's always Trazyn's Fulgrim clone for maximum shits and giggles.
Loyalist Fulgrim clone fighting his demon-self would be pretty kino.
Clonegrim meeting Guilliman would be hilariously awkward.
>Loyalist Fulgrim clone fighting his demon-self would be pretty kino.
Too kino.
Clonegrim is an absolutely moronic idea and even the writer of the book says that you should give up on it. He's gone, he's never coming back, he was a narrative device to help Bile's character development.
Too bad for him you can't just create a clone of a fricking Primarch and not expect it to be something someone brings back later.
It wasn't a perfect clone with Fulgrim's uncorrupted soul, and Bile recognized that Clonegrim was on his way to falling to Slaanesh as well.
He got a good deal.
I think it would be cool
They can bring them all back pretty easily. Only Manus and Sanguinius are dead, Malcador has already said they could bring Primarchs back and Manus already came back once as a Legion of the Damned. Sanguinius is probably the only one who will cause problems if they don't absolutely nail because of how big his death was but even that might cancelled out by how popular he is.
they've changed dorn's fate to the IF only having his hand, he's probably alive somehow
Corvus is a warp demon now...that is hunting the corrupted primarchs.He already kicked Lorgar ass.
>now
You say that but the big thing the Primarch coming back has done is save the Imperium from themselves and stop a potential shadow civil war from brewing. I mean things are pretty bad when the first instinct to a Primarch returning is to kill them to save power.
Have you looked out at the night sky Highlord anon? The Galaxy was torn asunder, we lost Cadia! Fricking Cadia for frick sake! Humanity was getting bodied by traitor Primachs even before Guilliman, son of our God Emperor and Lord divine commander of the Imperium of Man was returned to us.
Now there is rumour of another, of his brother who yet walks among humanity? Truly this is praise worthy news as just this morning we heard on the Vox the discovery of two separate Tyranid Hive fleets spotted at two separate locations in the Galaxy.
Our most gracious and benevolent ruler of all Mankind our heavenly Father the Emperor of Man has sent us in our hour of need another of his most holy sons to walk among us mere mortals once more!
>horus heresy
horus had a hard time
>but no one asked for horus heresy in 40k
Most normies think the primarchs are all alive and don't know the difference between the HH timeline and 40k.
Honestly, bringing them all back is a good idea business wise because the Primarchs are really fricking cool and will help grow the brand immensely.
Reddit loves primarchs, they’re like superheroes.
40k fans in general love them. I think this is the only place where I've seen people be more negative towards them, as oppose to everywhere else, where people lost their minds when their heard that the Lion is returning.
damn
Can someone give me a summary of his reaction to the current state of the Imperium?
The galaxy has been split in half by a gigantic warp storm after Cadia got exploded. The half not on Terra's side of the rift has no Astronomican light meaning there's no communication and warp-travel is extremely risky; essentially everyone on that side of the galaxy is on their own. There's also a frickmassive Tyranid hive fleet beelining it for Terra and that's the main event of the new 10th edition. There's a bunch of other stuff like the Necrons doing some weird stuff but I can't exactly remember, and GW has already forgotten about it.
Basically shit is more fricked than usual and the primarchs coming back on both sides represents a major upping of the ante, though honestly most of these huge crises haven't been explored that much, especially the cut-off half of the Imperium.
yeah, i know about that. But I wonder what's lione's reaction to the whole clusterfrick? I remember Guilliman was pretty pissed and almost took doomerpill
We still don't really know as he's mostly just going around recruiting the Fallen who haven't gone full moron. How meeting Luther will go is the big mystery.
ok, thanks for the info.
>Dante, Mephiston, and the Sanguinor sacrifice themselves to resurrect Sanguinius
>He falls to the Black Rage immediately
if this happens i will explode
>All 3 fuse
>Sanguinius has been watching all along and decides that he's not doing it any more
>Kill himself (again) and the Emp wakes up
Blood Ravens are the only faction that matters on this board.
>mfw Imperial Firsts never got the attention because YELLOW is difficult to paint with
they are also fricking boring
No they are not
>iron warriors but generic smurf goody two shoes
yes they are
>we make really good fortifications!
Even putting aside the Iron Warriors do the same but more with other, more interesting shit: that in of itself is boring as frick too.
they’re pretty cool in unification mod
Fortifications are Imperial Fist's specialty but they're overall very good with strong void capabilities. Very much like Dark Angels they got sidelined by Ultramarines.
Currently imperial fists are the heresy equivalent to ultramarines with the best everything, best tabletop performance, way too much focus from GW, goodest bestest loyalists ever, and are on the art for every HH marine release. Hopefully the end and the death part 2 turns this around with Dorn’s khornate moment of weakness, but they’ve been utterly bland because of GW scrubbing them of all their flaws
Yeah, like I said, boring as shit.
Sadly there is too much Ultrawank. Would've been far more tolerable if they at least were the Greko-Romans of older editions. 5th ED almost made Ultramarines universally hated thanks to Ward being off his leash.
Someone should go get the PAIN GLOVE...but not before the IMPERIAL FISTING.
>Sadly there is too much Ultrawank.
That's why I enjoy 30k. There the fists are wanked to hell and approriately hated by most while the Ultras largely stay beneath the radar.
Yeah but wank in either way is always bad.
For once I'd enjoy something Iron Hands-centered. The cyborg marines deserve a massive lore expansion and return to their clan system before 6th ED retconned them into having a normal Chapter structure. But this time each clan being as big as a chapter each, all of them bickering at each other on who is the actual Iron Hands in between fighting the enemies of man.
All their successor chapters after the 2nd founding are either made of marines that were expelled because they weren't emotionless enough (and because the High Lords feared them too much so they didn't green-lit any freshly made chapters from their geneseed) or side-projects made by the Admech like they did with the Steel Confessors.
However if someone pisses them off, then all ten clans for that one moment unite and go as one force to totally obliterate the offending party's collective butthole before going back to bickering...
same goes for White Scars
White Scars are so fricking cool, especially in 30k. In an era of daddy issues and moronation, the Khan is the only man to sit down and fricking think. He has a whole damn book about it, just him sitting with his fleet and trying to decide which side of the family he barely tolerates he's going to side with, and its one of the better entries in the HH series.
He's such a breath of fresh air amongst the angst and idiocy.
I liked how Horus almost peer pressured Khan into joining traitors by simply getting half of his legion to switch, and they still thought they were doing a good thing. Sensible people are sometimes the most easily misled, but common sense is a superpower in 40k so it balances out.
Yeah but he only has to kick the ass of one of them before the rest fall back in line.
No decimation. No purging. Just a beatdown and a declaration that they were being dumb Black folk.
Wasn't there a light purging in the form of penance where he sent out a lot of those who supported the dumbasses to what is basically suicide missions?
The reason scars got such a good treatment in HH is because all the homosexual authors thought they were racist and untouchable except one dude who volunteered to write their series. Since he was the only author who actually cared, they ended up with a coherent plot and fleshed out legion culture culminating in jaghatai’s round 2 with mortarion. In contrast you have unreadable garbage like the salamanders because nick kyme is a hack who deserves to be drawn and quartered.
That's because the Imperial Fisters are fricking gay.
>imperial shits
dollar store iron warriors
there's no primarch more broken by the end of siege of terra than rogal dorn
Imperial fists are fricking gay
>t. Has a fist detachment for his heresy thousand sons, regrets them every day and paints them with experimental recipes to avoid yellow hell
Fists Exemplar in disgrace should stay quiet in the back. (But real talk, you're getting more attention than many other Legions/Chapters, it's not too bad.)
>Commands a Legion call the Imperial Fists
>Gets his fist cut off
Kino.
You obviously don't play 30k. Fists are wanked harder in 30k than ultramuhreens are in 40k. Not to mention, BT are the secondary posterboys of 40k.
It's a toss up between BT or SW honestly.
>YELLOW is difficult to paint with
white primer
It comes down to pigments. All old yellows had shit coverage, but that's not an issue anymore.
It should be required that all imperial fists dona mosutache
literally just ultramarines, but even more stolid and boring
Raven Guard/Raptors fricking when?
>8ft tall superhumans in full plate power armor can somehow be sneaky infiltration units
literally the most moronic concept ever
Some of them have warp magic to make you not notice them.
still moronic
If you take everything in this setting so seriously, you'll never enjoy it.
I'm well aware of that fact.
advanced stealth technology, sound/optical dampening fields, warp magic bullshit, etc etc
>he thinks 8ft tall stealth units is pushing it
*invisibly blocks your path*
Yes, Predator is a great movie.
>t. never seen an ork kommando
Raptors seem to be getting more lore attention in the 10th Ed. The rulebook even contains a scene e where a Raptor Solblade finds what can potentially be a Tyranid Daemonculaba
Raptors are fricking sick
>corrupted by khorne in the second to last book
It's over fist bros....
dorns cool but the rest of the legion is pretty boring tbh
>muh painglove
>muh never back down
>muh 80 percent losses
this tropes been done to death and krieg do it better all while being average men
Black Templars are the only interesting thing to come out of the IF
2/3 of those are cultural appropriation anyway.
>those stripes
heh...
>We are all bleeding today.
>Have faith, Word Bearer.
throat sings in white scars
they're the loyalist poster boys for 30K, at least.
30K had the better tanks and I'm mad they made them legends now in 40K
Just play 30k?
I painted my Kratos in Black Templar colors
Just join the ranks of all ther IF gays?
brony tier fanbase
40k website
>moron OP
Nevermind smurfs, where is my Word Bearers game? I wanna corrupt the galaxy.
daily reminder not to support or endorse videogames made by russhit vatBlack folk
I do not care about the war.
>I do not care about the war.
oh good, that means it won't be woke
it's a florida studio. saber is based in florida. that's st. petersburg florida
How does Lord Gulliman feel about marriage and procreation with Navigators?
Navigators will never frick you, much less marry you. They are inbreed abominations.
They also MUST stay inbreed to keep the Navigator gene pure.
Navigators are technically human, so I don't think tha he would have a problem with them
>letting incest mutant babies tainting your gene seed
>said mutant's only ability is to see into hell
hell fricking a felinid would be objectively better
Navigators are necessary to the imperial logistical network and require to be inbred in order to retain their navigator gene so he probably wouldn't like it
>STILL no decent Krieg game
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good
this, why does GW hate us Krieggays?
Krieggays are kringe
>You win the game when you die to an enemy
you don't understand, it's about the cool A E S T H E T I C S
No it's not. Krieg has a lot going for it appart from their immensely cool aesthetics
nta but why have we still got no good Krieg games then?
I need something to scratch that itch, even if it's a mod.
Trenchfoot Doom WAD is the closest you'll get. Take it or leave it.
It isn't fricking out and it will never will be. Fuuuuuuuck.
BASED Krieg enjoyer, I'll always hate GWtrannies for not giving us some good Krieg vidya.
I wish we had a White Scars based game.
They are so fricking cool and they have the best primarch alive.
I know right?
Should release a salamanders game
>We wuz emprah's son n sheit
>Cracker ass white scars holdin' us back needs ta pay reparashuns
>Muh geneseed
They could NEVER make a Salamanders game because they are all blackface
Give us an Alpha Legion game, where we have no idea whose we're on even after the game is over. The mission variety could be insane. Hell, you can even make it a comedy.
I'd prefer no one to ever touch Alpha Legion. 9/10 they'll frick it up.
Too late, Soulstorm already did
Would a color swap really make you happy, anon? In fluff terms it's because every chapter has its own look going beyond just what armor mark they're wearing. Of course, this is somewhat difficult to translate into standardized models.
>Dark angels
Under reorganization
>blood angels
Crippled after Baal
>space wolves
Dunno really
>Salamanders
MURDER CURSED.com
somebody give me a qrd on what's happening M42, all I know about is that Gulliman woke up, Cadia cracked and half the galaxy is fricked up and the Primaris saved the day
The silent king came back, and did nothing. Abaddon has a new daemon of technology as an ally and they have a secret weapon. Angron is angry. Lionel is back, as an old man. The tyranids invaded from the west and are homing in on Terra
>The tyranids invaded from the west and are homing in on Terra
so game over?
Not so fast, buckaroo.
Why did they make him old, weak and homosexual instead of being an autistic gigachad? I thought Primarchs didn't age? Another thing GW fricked up.
he wasn't stasis'd like girlyman was and primarchs do age
So the big E can make the custodes functionally immortal but no the primarchs? Seems kinda stupid given that they are his "sons". Also
>So the big E can make the custodes functionally immortal but no the primarchs?
Custodes do age, and are eventually retired from service as Custodes (most apparently go on to act as agents throughout the Imperium).
>custards gets retirement
>while marines fight untill death and then some
How do marinelets compete?
No, the high lords are doing their best to stop them
One of the High Lords of Terra is a Sororita BBW?
Yes, the head of the sororitas can be a high lord sometimes, though not always
The one on the left?
No thats some Inquisitor girlboss.
Not every woman is a Sororita in WH40k.
More like the high jobbers they couldn't even stop a warboss on their doorstep let alone bugs from another galaxy.
>war of the beast
not canon
Nothing is canon and everything is canon at the same time
frick off ADB
sneed
kope humie
I assume the Nids are going to accidently show a giant red flashing spot on their invasion that will get nuked and cause the synapse to fall apart for the greater invading fleet and destroying it.
You joke but aren't the Necrons working on an ancient weapon of theirs?
>you joke
Im really not, I do not give the GW writers much credit. Necrons coming to the "rescue" and landing the killing blow on the nids would be fun but I doubt it. Unless the Silent King got a way to gloat over every single living things radio waves at once before/after stopping the Nids saying something along the lines "We saved you because as the Kings of universe, we still need peons to be conquered and subjugated" or someshit.
Coincidentally, mortarion’s little escapade into ultramar coincided with the chaos gods killing each other again and the black crusade coming apart to frick about in imperium nihilus, so its perfect and definitely not preplanned timing for the imperium to shift forces to the galactic west. More importantly, the galactic west has always been the most secure region of the imperium even pre-cadia so its a tough nut to crack for the nidders
>Game over
Never. They are not going to end the 40k universe anytime soon.
The tyranid Norn Queens are also sending Norn Emissaries. A single one is enough to kill 20 dreadnoughts or half a dozen custodes. Also they can squeeze through small vents like an octopus
No it is the perfect deus ex machina to fix the intractable problem of Terra. If Terra gets covered in the Shadow of the Warp from a massive Hive Fleet then the Emperor will briefly not have to hold the webway closed and might actually be able to heal himself and resurrect without dying and activating the dead hand nuke.
If he comes back or ascends to godhood, it's game over for everyone. He's far, far stronger than he's ever been.
The shadow in the warp doesn't stop webways from working
No but it would stop deamons from manifesting on Terra when they try to come through the webway and setting off the failsafe bomb that would destroy the planet. Shadow of the Warp would also briefly keep the Chaos Gods from mogging upon the Emperor's mind and give him that brief respite to pull his fractured self together and save him from becoming a Warp God himself.
>Shadow of the Warp would also briefly keep the Chaos Gods from mogging upon the Emperor's mind and give him that brief respite to pull his fractured self together and save him from becoming a Warp God himself.
Except a shadow in the warp powerful enough to stop the Chaos Gods from assaulting Terra through the webway would also be strong enough to burst the Emperor's brain.
Tiny shadows are enough to drive psykers insane, if it's big enough to block the influence of Chaos itself then it's big enough to kill the Emperor
You underestimate just how powerful the Emperor actually is, especially if the Cicatrix Maledictum is supercharging him. The Shadow of the Warp has been shown powerful enough to stop even Greater Demons from manifesting even on Chaos worlds but the difference between a Greater Demon and the Emperor is incomparable. The Shadow of the Warp wouldn't touch the Emperor in his own sacrosanctity of the Sanctum Imperialis but it would cut off the Warp from touching the material world. The Emperor's mind is still physically present and if momentarily cut off from the incalculable burden of contending with the Chaos Gods, holding the webway shut and illuminating the Astronomicon without losing Terra itself then he could regenerate instantly and it is end game.
>holding the webway shut and illuminating the Astronomicon without losing Terra itself then he could regenerate instantly and it is end game.
Ah, so you're admitting that I'm right since GW isn't going to go full fricking moron and resurrect the Emperor.
Understood.
>GW isn't going to go full fricking moron
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAcoughcoughprimariscoughcoughHAHAHAHHA
>omg this PR babble that a publicly traded company is obligated to put out to pre-empt potentially bad press and appease shareholders totally means they're going to resurrect the Emperor and end 40k as a setting
Primaris was dumb but it isn't end the setting dumb, it was just an excuse to sell a refreshed range of Marines and anyone that's still crying about it is actually a manchild.
>it isn't end the setting dumb
Yes it ended the setting. It was that dumb. 90% of the fans are out. It killed the franchise. It is done. What is the point of a lore-based franchise without lore? You are a homosexual and enjoy your cancer.
>Yes it ended the setting. It was that dumb. 90% of the fans are out. It killed the franchise.
You're absolutely fricking delusional and it's obvious that your entire knowledge of 40k comes from 1dGanker.
Post models with a timestamp.
it's so fricking over...
nid bros we can't stop winning
>The silent king came back, and did nothing
There is a big section of Space that is literally Soulless now
Ghoul stars? Haven't they been dead forever?
I can't describe how much I hate that trope by now and I hope they don't use it.
They have been adding this shit to almost everything because writers can't come up with anything anymore but shooting their BBEG's wifi. Was ok in Independence day but has aged considerably since then.
Recent blunder where that happened was Magic the Gathering with their Phyrexians.
Completely shit the bed.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Pariah_Nexus
I cant think of any other way for them to repel an invasion tendril other than somehow teleporting them away
>Phyrexians
Still mad about this one
>Build up your villain faction, even having a planeswalker be corrupted
>Have an entire set focus on them crippling the defenses of the multiverse allowing them to break through and the desperate resistance dwindling
>Very next set have almost all of them die and job and for a cure for compleation be deus ex machina'd so all potential consequence or stakes can be erased
>For some reason the set that shits all over everything that was built up gets a part two instead of having the Phyrexia set get a part two where they're an actual threat during their invasion
The watchers in the dark kicked Lion El Johnson out of bed because Angron had gotten very angry and their wasn't an author around currently wanking off the grey Knights so there was nobody else to beat him. Then a Tyranid Hive fleet so large it is simultaneously invading the galaxy form both the north and west appeared which really should be so big it would literally be impossible to defeat but eventually they will just disappear so the setting can wank off Chaos some more.
>actual good chapters?Dark angels, blood angels, space wolves
Srsly dude, WH40k is so bad that for the good guys the niggyist of Black folk, are the best dudes,the coolest, the true bros not bad guys or c**ts and one of the few factors that are not human trash. THE FRICKING NIGGYIST OF Black folk MAN. And they didn't even do this on purpose or even subversively. It just happened randomly they don't even get much lore nor are they shown to be the bestTM the most based the most etc.
You know your IP is trash when the darkest blackest niggyiest of kneegrows is the best chapter of your Gary Stu murder machine ubermensch.
Also why the frick is it always the smurphs, their thing is building shit logistics keeping the empire running. They were never meant to be a jack of all trades or the bestest of best of bestiestest of warriors the most devoted the most hardcore. They were nerds who cared about taxes trade policy and politics. Shit they turned the "true warrior" faction into a joke a bunch of literal furgays that have literal furpiles for yiffing.
WH40K is without a doubt the most squandered IP and game workshop is fricking moronic they said no to blizzard costing them billions in the future. AND AND FRICKING AND they act like they came up with everything in the lore/ip when EVERYTHING LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS BLANTLY STOLEN SHIT GIVEN A SHITTY COAT OF PAINT. Then there is the fricking price, the most barbaric insane shit of them all even now with 3D printers. Now they are upping the price even more and constantly threatening with legal action. When they have lost in court almost everytime. If they had a massive IP case in the states they would lose and it would frick the brand/ip badly. If the mouse or any other company went, bro you stole our shit and act like its yours while charging top dollar. Pay up and frick off you have no right to charge this much or claim anything is yours.
don't forget the dark angels are gay too
Do you think GW will have the balls to actually resurrect him? How on earth would the setting even persist if he was alive again? Do you think 40K End Times is on the horizon? Would they have the balls? I don't think they would.
>Do you think 40K End Times is on the horizon?
We aren't even close
No way they'll end times it, not after how many years it took to build up AoS to be something close to tolerable.
But they could bring Big E back. Or at least a fragment of him. Before they retconned it they were doing something similar in Warhammer Fantasy with Valten, who had part of Sigmar's might inside him.
And then End Times happened and....yeah.
>Do you think GW will have the balls to actually resurrect him?
Absolutely not. Momentarily at most if Orks get close enough expecting to get in a proppa skrap with him.
There's nothing to resurrect. Either he continues being an anchor or fully ascends.
His body is already kind of moving again isn't it?
GW needs to be more open only print books sell the 3D models allow a massive amount of custom shit to be official. Still sell models but only the most well crafted shit like forge world or wtv needs to be the most basic shit and cost less than normal models now.
They stole everything they have no right to fricking anything in the IP/Brand its all blantly stolen shit hardly edited. No one buys WH/40k because it costs so much. They should be promoting the frick out of 3D printing and DIY. Instead they have been doubling down on cringe and legal shit. These braindude boomers released their own month sub service, when fricking even disney is having problems with this model. Game workship 3D printing being the best you can get in the market with fair prices promoting artists to make 3D models. That can be printed from home with a patent on filament being the best/cheapest you can get money wise. They would be making an insane profit. Instead they are chasing cheap quick profits completely ignoring the future and doubling down on boomer stupidity.
All it takes man all it takes is a real company to take them to court demanding they pay up and to stop pretending like they own shit or even came up with it, other companies would follow suit. Gamework shop is so moronic for no embracing 3D printing and investing so much into it trying to corner the market . They could easily make triple just off the filament alone compared to their models they make now. So man people would try WH, who the frick is going to pay at least 100$ for a tiny garbage army that you also need to spend hours painting. I hope they get crushed completely by 2030.
IM SICK OF PRIMARCHS STOP BRINGING THEM BACK KEEP THEM IN 30K WHERE THEY BELONG
Snekboy is next
If Chaos can have their Primarchs than so can Loyalists.
Seriously though, they're bringing them back one by one because of the massive and I mean massive popularity boost the Loyalist Primach's give which in turn of course equates to money.
I want Subnautica 3 to have a Dark Kraken space marine as the main character
these guys sound neat, nice to know someone at GW is good at righting little lore blurbs still
>did ruined 40k games?
>did ruined
no but ESLmonkeys like you did
Smurfs are fine, but I would love to see a tactical stealth game featuring the Raven Guard in the style of Shadow Tactics or Desperados III where you lead a 5-6 man squad doing guerrilla warfare, hit and run tactics, and ambushes. Would be great, but stealthy boys get no love, neither for GW nor the fans.
Horrendous idea because they’ll end up being gay phobos marines instead of proper raven guard “8 foot tall wall of armor with glowing claws nobody noticed creeping up” shenanigans
And what would stop us from having both?
did people ever get over raven guard mini shenanigans?
>mini shenanigans?
qrd?
if anything it's the blood ravens that have too much vidya to their name
Primarchs are ruining 40k as a whole.
They were ok in the HH but now the whole setting is becoming increasingly smaller because everything revolves around a few characters.
It’s on its way to become capeshit.
If I say that what you dislike I like and what I dislike you like. Will that make your opinion anymore valid than my own?
I work for GW out of Nottingham and I can tell you youre absolutely not going to like the direction the setting is going if you hate capeshit
Are other factions going to get capeshit or is it just the Imperium and maybe Chaos?
I understood the direction the setting was going after reading the dark imperium novels and with the primaris reveal. GW found its cash cow with the HH success and they’re going the easy way narratively by airdropping primarchs in 40k. It’s going to ultimately ruin all the charm and grim dark vibe of the setting however, all established characters are also becoming redundant or nothing more than sidekicks.
>GW actually posts here
Wew lad
My dad works at GW and confirmed justice league minis.
GIVE ME SOME PLASTIC ASSAULT MARINES FOR HH ALREADY JAMES
Everything became smaller because they keep hyping up the Tyranid invasion to the point where only a few potential individual can make an impact against them. Local heroes and individual factions don't amount to an unstoppable force that can flood everything.
Isn't there a Blacked Crusade going on at the same time?
Think so. Believe Abaddon got some new toys and is feeling spicy. Plus Great Rift and all of that.
>Blacked Crusade
That's a man ain't it?
you have a problem anon
Everything is becoming capeshit my man. Same thing happened in magic with the Jacetice league. And the worst part of that is they did that shit before so much better with the Nine Titans, the planeswalker team that the walking war crime and eugenics enthusiast Urza gathered up so he could use them in his millennia long war against mecha-mega-hitler.
Marvel and Disney have been a disaster for the human race.
So, will Vashtorr actually be able to ascend to godhood?
Doubt it. GW will never do such a major upset that it starts affecting their minis. Having him ascend would be like introducing a brand new army, and they did that recently.
which also means eldar, for example, will never kill off slaanesh
>which also means eldar, for example, will never kill off slaanesh
Uhhhh.....DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!
eldar will kill slaanesh before they get new minis
You're not supposed to have a LOSE-LOSE scenario, anon.
reminder that corax fricking sucks
Shut up Lorgar, nobody likes you
corax and lorgar are birds of a feather, they sell out their allies because of their own pettiness
>blueberries
When do we start calling blood angel tomato angels?
>have their personal domain for them to rule and larp as romans in
Smurfs are cool and i'm tired of pretending they're not.
Your favorite chapter's daddy issues aren't interesting, what makes a chapter interesting is their place in the Imperium.
40k smurfs are cringe and gay. 30k smurfs are based and straight. Simple as.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vgxRuTL0m9A
corax supported the edict of nikaea years into the heresy, he's a moron, frick him
the curse of being written primarily by gav thorpe
>edict of nikaea
Imagine letting terminal luddites and literal animals vote on the next step in humanity's evolution. What the frick was the Emperor smoking?
I don't think it's a secret that Emps did not give a frick about what his kids were doing
Maybe he should've cared a little, then his webway project may not have gotten blown to pieces.
>Boo fricking hoo, their armor is blue!!!!
Get over it dude, making their armor red wouldn't change anything about the game
>space wolves
literally just the blueberries 2.0 with the "my epic oc characters are special and can do this and this and blah blah blah" behavior
Bunch of gothic sounding roman named dudes with obsidian skin and red eyes is not blackface but games """journalists""" would no doubt decry it as such.
Nah salamanders don't have roman sounding names, they have dumb scifi names like Bloh'Jab Ashfricker.
I read an article about the latest tyranid trailer where the journalist was comparing the tyranids to israelites while deriding the imperium as nazis.
>infiltrates societies to destabilize and subvert them from within to make them easier to destroy and consume
absolute self own there
The better question is when will GW kill off and erase the entire faction of Slaanesh out of fear of troony hate or something like that?
New Lucius model soon
it's a 50/50 coinflip whether or not people find alphabet people representation offensive or le epic reddit gold wholesome. If you look at any Warhammer Reddit you'll see that, as of right now, trannies think the demon gods who live in the deepest pits of hell are wholesome progressive because they would let you rape children wait I mean respect your pronouns
>slaanesh is le sex and gay!
frick off
that doesn't make sense, trannies play slaanesh
Dat git ain't roight lads.
They know and they laff.
Another day, another fricking homosexual crying about Ultramarines. Shut the frick up. Please.
>40k games
>good
>ever
Reminder that 40k fanboys and sonic the hedgehog autists are cut from the same cloth
says the frogposter
>moronic Frog poster didn't play one of the best RTS or space/naval combat sims because he seethes at the concept of 40k.
Not surprised.
Cool color scheme.
Pick your poison.
>transmarine wears a skull mask
Uhhhhh, based?
>troontor legions of space ma'amrines
The two purple ones, especially the one on the left look really clean and purple is a very underutilized colour across the whole of 40k with only like 2 factions at most using it often.
I just want to play as a CSM for once. Maybe a World Eater or Night Lord. Could show the heretic perspective for a change.
which space marines are the strongest?
which would win in a 1v1?
Mephiston the Mary Sue
/mydudes/ could beat up /yourdudes/ and it wouldn't even be close.
/yourdudes/ may beat up /hisdudes/ but /mydudes/ would still wipe the floor with them.
Frick Corax and frick Manus, I'd trade them for a couple traitor primarchs any day. Russ is toeing the line
I wouldn't mind Perturabo coming back. Really curious how he went from "frick Chaos" to a daemon prince of Chaos Undivided.
Yeah that bothers me perty really should not have become a demon boy, everybody else makes sense but not him.
We kind of know why; he got badly wounded in the soul by Fulgrim when he ascended, and he's been building increasingly drastic life support systems. It's probable that he'll eventually go Chaos staving his death off
Almost like Chaos is some kind of corrupting force or something.
Honestly him becoming a demon prince makes total sense when you consider he's a turbo autistic giganerd who thinks he's smarter than everyone in the room. Of course he's going to think he can outsmart Chaos or something like that, and of course he's going to get suckered in. This is a guy whose first action upon taking command of his Legion was to kill 1/10th of them.
it doesn't because he and iron warriors hate chaos. they use daemons to power their machines. also, people forget perturabo has always been able to see eye of terror and knew what was out there. his entire joining chaos never ever made sense and is more "all the traitors are doing so he must as well".
Thinking you can master chaos is actually what gets you chaos corrupted
There are plenty of iron warriors who have gone full chaos
Only one traitor made the right call. I'll die on a hill saying Night Lords should've become a straight up renegade legion rather than token Chaos member.
>Night Lords
still the most fascinating legion when written well because they're essentially all straight up villains with shreds of nobility here and there.
Night Lords and World Eaters are my favorites because you can occasionally see shreds of what they should have been.
In lore they basically are, it's just they already sold them as a Chaos faction on the tabletop so you have to have some weird thing where most of them are Chaos except for the ones they write about.
>Nuh-uh! Pert hates chaos becuase... he just does, okay!
I'm sure most of the loyal space marines who defected to chaos since the end of the heresy hated chaos at one point or another in their lives. Like Huron Blackheart, he led entire crusades against Chaos forces and now he looks like pic related. Thats the whole point of chaos, it a corrupting force.
Huron looking like Freddy Krueger is because he facetanked a melta shot, not because of chaos
I meant more all the giant chaos stars and spikes on his armor and the chaos wizard powers. But you're right, unfortunately for the loyalists he rolled well on his A Shadowed Fate special rule.
Are you annoyed about Mortarion being a magic used demon prince too? Hypocrisy is part and parcel with Chaos
Everyone always used Perty and you'd assume he would not sign up to Chaos to have eit done to him all over again, but Perty is precisely the kind of guy who would. He would resent it and rage on the inside while continuing to serve.
Pert is going to be the first Daemon Prince of Vashtorr after he ascends in the climax of 10e's story.
Vashtorr and Abaddon will assault the Black Library, Vashtorr will devour Ceogorach, and become the 5th Chaos God.
Also Fulgrim will attempt to have sex with Vect in Commoragh.
Perty joined the Traitors because he respected Horus and thought that Horus respected him as an equal as well.
Once he found out the truth he said 'frick this' and left the siege, which combined with the rest of the legions going full moron, ensured Horus would fail to defeat the Emperor.
Pert leaving the siege is moronic nulore that got soft-retconned in the very next book with most of the IW still on planet.
Also I'm pretty sure Horus failed because the UM and DA were about to arrive as a relief force so he gambled on one last chance to kill big E. Though I guess you could say that the legions failing to take the palace in time was what led to that situation in the first place..
The Blood Ravens are a legit, canon chapter. I think they were even shown in the 5th ed marine codex. Just buy some models and paint them in bluh rehvens colors my guy.
>I think they were even shown in the 5th ed marine codex.
They were even mentioned in 4th ED with Chapter Trappings.
>nulore
Like it or not, it is the lore.
It's funny how GW realized what a stupid idea erda was and had her killed off screen by erebus in the very next book
>loves her sons
>sling shots them into the warp knowing the horrors lurking within
Was Erda moronic?
Woman moment
Galactic level woman moment
Because he was already confirmed as a demon along with all the other traitors long before any additional details about his character had been written up.
Official loyalist primarch ranking
>The Khan tier
The Khan
>chad tier
Sanguinus
>actually pretty cool tier
Ferrus, Girlyman
>ehh tier
Dorn, Vulkan, Corax
>prancing lala homosexual man tier
The Lion
>oh shit Black person, what are you doing tier
Russ
Sanguinius gets the pretty boy reputation, but dude was a fricking beast and easily in top 3 Primarch. People tend to forget HE was the one Khorne wanted.
He was even in the running to replace Horus himself. The Four REALLY wanted him.
Sounds like cringe nu-wank. Just leave him as the chad daddy who sacrificed himself so Big E could kill Horus, don't tarnish the memories.
It is HH shit, to be fair. Apparently Horus was an imperfect vessel for Chaos, they wanted Sangy to replace him.
>tragedy of the heresy is built around the best and brightest of all the primarchs, the favored son betraying his father
>BL "writers" constantly feel the need to denigrate Horus in an attempt to boost their pet loyalist primarch
How can they be so moronic?
They write for BL. If they were actually good writers they wouldn't be working for them in the first place.
>You now remember that Horus makes an appeareance in like 10% of the books in the HORUS heresy series
>the favored son betraying his father
But Lion is just fine.
Too bad he was a psychotic loner forest weirdo or maybe dad would have loved him more than Horus.
Lion wank is certainly the most egregious, but others are bad as well
>Lion wank
if this were true they wouldn't have made a primarch age
They would've also made his appearance look like how he was originally designed and not like fricking Kurt Helborg as a spacemarine
The wanted to capitalize on modern trends, anon.
Even if he's old he's still wanked so fricking hard that his wiener probably has rugburn
Can't have the Johnson without some wanking.
Space marines can age it's just really extended out
It's implied more or less a space marines narutal lifespan is around 3500-ish years, not that any of them will ever live that long
Dante is turning grey and slowing down at 1700 and there was that iron warrior who got too close to a hrud and aged up 3000 years and became an old man who could barley walk
Counterpoint: Perty got zapped by a hrud and didn't age a bit
Wasn't Sigismund only about 1100 and old enough to slow down?
>Space marines can age
Primarchs aren't space marines, Horus literally spent an eternity in the warp according to nu-lore and he was fine.
Meanwhile Lion on the other hand just spent 10,000 years ASLEEP mind you and now he looks like some old guy at the LGS
Time in the warp is fricky wucky. Girlyman was in a stasis field
Lion was taking a nap on a rock, man's back must have been fricked.
>man's back must have been fricked.
He should have stretched his body after waking.
>Sounds like cringe nu-want
Sanguine has pretty much always been the best of them. It's kind of the point of his death. Nobody would give a frick if he wasn't the greatest of primarchs.
HH novels are by and large shit, but the Sanguiny wank is mostly in line with the older themes and ideas.
interesting thing about sang is that he wasn't really impossible to tempt. it's more that he had steel willpower and dedication to his legion that he wouldn't even bend let alone break. in a way sanguinius was the most well realized primarchs in both martial terms and as father to his legion. it just makes him turning to chaos an interesting concept.
The reverse would be neat to see. Traitor Sanguinius and Loyalist Angron.
Didn't Khorne want him dead and was only interested in the rest of the Blood Angels whereas Slaanesh wanted him as a boy toy?
Nope, Khorne wanted the lot of them. Horus talked a bloodthirster into trying to kill him to make sure he wouldn't turn.
>Why don't they make a game about good chapters?
>Like the dark green Ultramarines
>Or the vampire ultra marines?
>Or the green flame thrower ultramarines?
>Or the yellow Ultramarines they build walls good?
>Or the yiffy Ultramarines?
You don't even know why you dislike the smurfs outside of "Matt ward bad the wiki told me so XD!"
Spacewolves are the most boring legion because they have a pretend theme of being space vikings but the reality is they are a bunch of barbarian c**ts with high technology who have an obsession about surviving on a planet that is a big iceball and love wolves. They seem like a massively flanderized legion/chapter who lack any understanding of nuance or the fact that weather exists in cycles.
The only interesting chapter you mentioned who havent been featured at the Dark Angels.
Space Wolves specializing in raiding Alien and enemy worlds would be kind of cool. Stealing Tau tech and selling it to the Admech and shit like that could be a chapter trait.
It'd be funnier if Lorgar was the traitor primarch who wasn't a daemon prince
>40k game is out
>not released yet
TIME TRAVELERS WHAT PERILS AWAIT MANKIND? WHAT MUST WE TELL THE WORLD?!
>Got introduced to 40k almost two decades ago with Dawn of War
>Wanted a Blood Raven figurine to place it in one of my shelves as a kid
>Find out they're a secret chapter were specifically made for the video game
You buy a model. You paint it with Blood Raven colors. This is how it works for all the chapters.
>same way I got into 40K
>bought some minis and tried to paint them
>too expensive and found nobody to play with so I abandoned it
>dreamed of proper action figures
>JoyToy comes out with them a year or so ago
>they release new stuff every week
>I pay 40-80€ for a >5" figure
>can't stop myself
Yo, that's some cool ass shit. Let me ju-
>smurfs
FRICK.
They've made a ton of stuff. Ultras just get the most because they're the most popular faction. The more they reuse the molds, the cheaper the figures become. But there's variety, especially for a 1.5 year old line.
>those seals
NONE MORE PURE
I heard you like seals so we put some seals on your seals.
>that'll be 80 bucks whitupigu
Thank your for letting my know about this shit now I want the 200 dollar Bjorn dreadnaught.
You've been corrupted now. Soon you'll go broke buying overpriced 4" toys, just like me. Happy hunting anon!
post models
What, my minis? They're at some storage somewhere. I painted for about a year before abandoning it, go some posts back. Too costly and I had nobody to play with.
>costly
>he doesn't 3d print his own
lol
Is a 3D Printer cheap now or something? Besides, you think I have the time to paint anymore?
3D printers can go for like, 200$ for 4k resin 3d printers now, which are good enough for GW to use them for prototyping and photos
It is a hobby in and of itself to print, clean, and prep, paint them but if you have a playgroup of autists it's getting to the point where that is by far the most cost effective
Huh. I didn't know that. Thanks anon! But yeah, I'm way over my modelling days. I'm too tired. I just buy things these days.
How much is the resin and how toxic are the fumes though
just vent the fumes outside
resin is still cheaper than gw plastic
the problem I have is that the army I like only has moronic coomer stl files available online
But where the FRICK do you get the STLs? I heard there were some official ones leaked from GW a while ago, can someone PLEASE spoonfeed me?
telegram
What channels?
>just give us your phone number bro
Hello fellow Joytoy enjoyer. I'm currently waiting on my Celestine and Geminae Superia. I think all that I have added since this picture was taken was a Bloody Rose Warsuit. I used its unhelmeted head for that other Bloody Rose figure I have.
They have a lot of different factions covered right now. I mostly have Black Templars and Grey Knights. I have three Salamanders pre-ordered.
I think he was pretty cheap on Amazon the last time that I checked. Like $100~.
I've never been happier to be a secondary right now, imagine baying hundreds of dollars for plastic like your five, nice to just read the books and wiki as well as get the 40k games for cheap.
>Hello fellow Joytoy enjoyer.
Hey! Great stuff there! I received my Corsairs and Chaos Termie Word Bearer yesterday. First Chaos figures. I'm waiting for those teased Thousand Sons, World Eaters and Black Legion from the timeline. My POs right now are
>Chaplain
>Terminator Chaplain
>Celestine
>RobotG
>Voldus
>Blood Angel Assault Terminator Davinos
I'm trying to focus on only certain Chapters, but even that's hard.
I also collect comic book Omnis and 1/6th. You have no idea how much I spent. I hate my OCD sometimes, but it is what it is.
>Fabius Bile is meeting Cawl In the next novel
What's the worst that can happen?
what do you mean. Absolutely nothing will happen, the status quo will remain the same and everyone gets some McGuffin for their plan. But its only a part, so you need to buy the next product to find out if anything happens (it wont)
What novel?
the one that was just announced and probably won't be out for 6 months
Reminder Russ slaughtered a loyalist chapter on orders from Horus and handed their survivors to Tzeentch and yet are still considered loyalists for some reason.
Reminder the only possible good outcome is a Necron victory
>no soul so Chaos is fricked
>intelligent race who love science and will listen to reason
>can probably stitch the galaxy back together
>Based Trazyn saving the history of the galaxy
Humanity is fricked no matter what it does. Just let the necron win
you mean craftworlds
>Craftworld Eldar
>Victory
They should be lucky they're only "dying" instead of "dead"
Shouldn't you be committing mass suicide to awaken your death god?
>Ferrus Manus (Iron Hand)
>Leader of the Iron Hands
>Flagship? Fist of Iron
40k lore sucks please for the love of god
Stop getting your lore from 1dGanker
You're all fricking morons
Ultramarines are the quintessential Space Marine, the lawful good human male paladin of w40k. It's hilarious how people will shit on them in this thread, but then go into BG3 or other CRPG threads and proudly say they're rolling lawful good human paladins.
Ganker is predominantly contrarian shitheads, same as always.
>lawful good
The Imperium is not 'good' though.
They're neutral at best.
Shut up pedant. Relativity is everything.
It's hardly being pedantic. The Imperium is a shithole and the military dictatorship of arrogant super human demigods that is ultramar isn't "good" because it's slightly less (but still generally shitty) bad than the Imperium at large.
This, reminder the average life expectancy in Ultramar is 35 and that's considered one of the best places to live in the imperium
Goddamn, that low?
Ultramar also does the "throw any slightly weak baby off a cliff" thing that Spartans do
I thought the point of 40k universe is that no one's good
Never happened.
reminder
Where are my Dark Templar homies at?
What is even happening on the dark side of the galactic rift right now? Every time it's brought up people just go "oh yeah it's bad" then they talk about girlman fricking Eldar or something.
I hate every other chapter besides Ultramarines, because they have to use up every form of gameplay diversity possible in a given edition just for marine chapters. No matter what non-marine list you play, there is a marine chapter that obsoletes it
Not just video games but theblacklibrary too. They're suppose to be the strictest bible thumping chapter of space marines, they're always doing dumb shit that goes against the codex, and not only getting away with it, but benefiting from it too.
Why does v pretend to like 40k. All the games are shit and so are the books. Is this all of this really because YouTubers?
Death and the end part 2 cover dropped
>sanguinius vs horus
Fricking kek they are going to drag it out another book, it's going to be like 1 chapter of sanguinius vs horus and 50+ chapters about filler characters doing nothing. This shit unironcly has more filler then fricking one piece
It's been a fact for decades now that 40k is just western shounenshit
The Horus Heresy is literally a fricking comic book plot transplanted into literary form. Complete with stupid crossovers, moronic retcons, and like a dozen authors all trampling on eachother's toes, and quality that goes all over the fricking place. Legitimately GW's biggest mistake. They really should not have done more than about a dozen or so novels.
Originally it was planned to be like 6 novels, which is why Horus' fall is lightning fast compared to the rest of the series' plot progression.
Sadly the first three books sold so well that they decided to just shit out book after book and milk the fanbase, as GW is wont to do.
>The suits see dollar signs, roll up their sleeves, and proceed to ruin everything
Yeah sounds about right. A shame, too. The first two HH novels were VERY good.
I don't know about 6, but if you cut out all the filler and pointless characters you could streamline the whole story down to 10 books or so and lose nothing. Merge thousand sons into an earlier book and after istvann timeskip to beta-gammon, because better those two books literally nothing important happens , it's 60+ books of filler characters doing nothing
Black folk like nathal garro get multiple books to themselves despite ultimately doing frick all
Yeah it might have been 10 books, I don't remember the exact number
The point is it was SIGNIFICANTLY less than 60 or 70 or whatever the frick they're up to now
Thousand Sons and Burning of Prospero should have been one book with all the filler trash cut out and tone down the fricking moron speak of the Space Wolves, holy shit.
Legion is a book that didn't need to exist but I did enjoy it.
First Heretic is GOAT and should stay as it is.
>First Heretic is GOAT and should stay as it is.
If i was incharge if adapting or editng the HH I would actually merge 'the last church' with first heretic, insert it as a flashback. In that context it gives grounds lorgar more and makes the emperors argument come off more legitimately flawed rather then just being a fedora tipping autist
I enjoyed Betrayer. For all that they're screaming ragetards, the camaraderie and honesty of the World Eaters charmed me. Angron, in particular, is a terribly tragic figure. Fricking eldar and the Emperor ruined him.
>a dozen authors all trampling on eachother's toes
This is why I haven't touched any of the spess mehreen books as a newbie. What's the point of reading up on the lore if the next book you read is going to contradict half of it?
Because some of the stories are actually fun and star characters you like, and GW's official policy is "There's so many retcons and contradictions in this universe so we don't care about canon and neither should you."
Still stay away from the HH outside like the first two books and The First Heretic. That one is legitimately tight enough to stand alone as it's own story.
>the emperor takes 50+ chapters to run down the hallway
That is some Dragon Ball level bullshit right there
Who cares about chapters? It'd be the same thing as if you were playing as the Ultras, just with some extra Primarch's-speshul-boy units or slightly more flamers than usual. What matters is faction.
>ruined
Third-worlders should not be allowed to create threads.
I hope we get something with the Iron Hands chapter. Thats my favorite one and no I do not play the tabletop.
>Legion is called the Iron Hands
>their leader is Ferrus Manus
>who has hands made of metal
>his flagship is called the Fist of Iron
GW is creatively bankrupt...
I know, but if you ignore that they are a pretty neat chapter what with how they coped with the loss of their primarch.
Yeah, it's funny how they slid further down the hole that Ferrus was desperate for them to avoid.
These names were created back in the cocaine era of 40k, the 1980s, back when the game was a lot more goofy conceptually.
>LoV should’ve had been entirely designed around 50s&60s sci-fi themes
>The Tau should’ve stuck as just mecha & exo suits
>A collation faction should’ve been added for all minor xenos
For a setting so gigantic it’s major blind spot (outside of GW being gays) is it unironically lack of aliens. I get WHY they only give a shit about the ones they can make minis from, but christ what a waste of potential. The setting feels incredibly small whenever you realize they only ever focus on less then 10 species.
Tau should have been the coalition of minor xenos supported by mech suits
Reminder that lorgar did nothing wrong
>nids getting close to earth in nu-lore
>the hiveminds shadow cuts off the demons leaking in from the webway
>the emperor can now get off the throne
That would be too good to be truth
>Emperor BTFOs the hivefleet
>Shadow vanishes
>Emperor gets back on the throne cause the demon leak is back
The Emperor getting off the Throne will be the moment that 40k lore becomes irreparable.
>what's Horus Heresy
That's 30k and it's fine because it's contained to it's own place and has a defined ending.
Emperor getting off the Throne completely ruins the setting with no hope of redemption
>it's contained
They stopped containing it years ago.
Yeah and it barely changed anything
Now instead of some random ultramarine captain we have a big ultramarine
whoa, so different!!!
Emperor of Mankind vs Infinite numbers of Tyranids will be interesting. Dragon Ball Z tier. Goku vs Cell.
So the Emperor will lose and Girlyman will go Super Emperor 2?
Well, we still haven´t seen Girlyman super duper warp special ability yet
>he hasn't seen Girlyman's ability to develop excel macros
anon....
we'll probably see his BS move when he fights the Silent King in the Pariah Nexus lmao nah they aren't going to ever finish that plotline
>Plot progression
Where do you think you are?
The one where Awake Girlyman and Asspull Cawl exist?
I want to play more 40k games rather than play the ttp
Vashtorr has a higher chance of becoming a full god than the Emperor does of getting off the throne
Miyeon!
>new novel announced featuring cawl and bile
Finally some good frickng food
infinite and divine but humanity
drink from the chalice
When is rogue trader coming out already
next year
>no argentussy
fricking DROPPED
This, let me romance the SoB or I'm not going to buy your game.
World Eaters vidya when
to this day no trailer in the history of mankind will ever compare to the DoW 3 trailer
shame the game never came out though, i keep on hoping it will someday
>that music
>that buildup
>that voice over
>the SOUL
really shameful, dropping this and never delivering
Iunno man this takes a big dump on it imo, better trailers are being released these days, we're eating good rn as warhammer fans.
No, this trailer is fricking trash. Kneel.
It has nothing but a heroic 1 small unit bravely take in massive hordes of enemies and even manages to win against the odds due to the boost in morale from a mech. Which spurs on by a massive reinforcement from the added resources from taking the hill by raining more space marines (likely terminators). It has no depictions of the actual hero struggling and being tempted by trannies or being defeated by space Orkz. (You are gay.)
>Gravis Apothecary
I want more Gravis! I want a Gravis Chaplain! I want a Gravis Librarian! I love the Leviathan Terminators!
Give me more chunky Boys!
There should be 40k game about emperor trying to stand up
2 words. leman russ
Theoretical: OP is entitled to his opinion.
Practical: OP is a homosexual.
>tranime paedophile poster
still waiting on an mlg pro racism simulator starring the novamarines
MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
fricking primarch fanboy capeshitters are going to ruin 40k
>going to
It's already over.
Mate we're already 10 years into capeshit territory. Should've gatekept harder because now Warhammer is peak normiecore.
I fricking hate the Battle Sisters, brought so many coomers and normal gays in to this universe
Dawn of War is the one who brought the normies into 40k.
>normalgays
>playing RTS
>troony posting his wishful thinking
Dawn of War no expansion packs is based, and no , most people didn’t play it because they were busy waiting for WarCraft 3 to bring Arthas back in the story. While Blizzard trannies were busy claiming Arthas is too evil to redeem like Darth Vader in Star Wars, Dawn of War Gabriel Angelos was busy being redeemed after slaughtering his own home planet for having Virtual Reality sex with satan aliens while he was out in many other heroic war campaigns. And no one even batted an eye on twitter.
Cry about it incel froghomosexual
have sex
>Background: Groomed by xenos
Possible?
>black templars or space wolves game never ever
I just want an rpg about orks where I play as an ork doing orky things is it that hard????
Taking care of imperial women?
humie fricky stompy
givin imperial women the BOC
space marines are the most boring default faction of all time
40k sissies are so boring
sneed n seethe mutant heretic xeno
Thereleased RTS game Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War 3 wasn't exactly a brilliant performance from a good game, rather a rating of 55 / 60 (0 very low to 100 excellent). If I look at the old Down of War series, this one was way better.
I have no idea why they didn't join at the initiation level, DoW 3 feels more like a CoH. Somehow atypical because the classic RTS feeling was missing.
>playing with dolls as an adult
40kiddies, everyone
>playing with dolls as a man beyond the age of 10
>forking out your life savings on some moronic plastic
>spending hours painting your dolls so you can show them off to other manbabies who like playing with their dolls
>MUH BIG DUDES IN CHUNKY POWER ARMOR, IT'S SO COOL BRO
40kucks are so pathetic.
>giving two shits if some homosexual thinks you are masculine
>hurt can't do what you like because someone will think u moron
I play dolls with my b***hes, I can play dolls with my homes whenever I want homosexual
Just got into the thread, what exactly do you mean by " play dolls..." IRL girlfriends?
Yes. I like picking them cosplays so I can insert my penis into miku.
And where did you meet them like that ( your gfs)?
I am Brazilian, I have a big dick. I have 1 goth wife who I met in a cemetery and two friends of hers that live in my house. First was wife then the other two. One is a tall American thicc, the other is a girl who was a friend of my wife.
Pic is related btw
This but unironically. Why are 40kBlack folk like this?
Because painting minis is a more fulfilling hobby than vidya.
>painting little children's doll toys is more fun than playing the latest CRPG
I didn't say fun. I said fulfilling. Read better. Black person.
>painting little children's doll toys is more fulfilling than developing your character in a video game and succeeding in beating it
I've done both. So yes.
When your game ends everything you have done and developed by yourself is simply gone. My heroic last stand to win a tournament will be remembered for ever whenever I look at my dolls.
The figurines are a different hobby. Leave.
Yes. We never watched the Smurfs and their show always had too much warnings about it that the smurfs purple color meant death like the Gumby show and I never liked watching weird alien shows anyway and the smurfs had too much witchcraft every episode someone is being casted a spell on and too much communism. It was just as bad as the care bears. With that said, each warhammer 40k video game (that isn’t Dawn of War 1 , without expansion packs for PC) focuses on trannies, aliens mother races to play as, dumbed down goyslop shooting third person for the tendiecucks, or just more stuff that makes you wish you made your own video games. Which is the point of goyslop, it’s purpose is to make you wish you weren’t a consoomer goy and get motivated and be works based but chances are you can’t make something like Doom that gives people map tools so you will just end up making more goyslop in a vicious cycle.
Like even Infantry Online, which had the Tin Can Space Marines still gave people map tools and server hosting tools to host their own infantry and make their own attempts at modding the game. Ikari Warriors was a good game, it’s problem was just that the controls had less responsive controls than Contra that made aiming not as fast as people wanted it (aka if you making a computer game , then at least warhammer 40k dawn of war is an RTS that has tanks, airplanes, commander Gabriel Angelos with awesome voice acting and all the units have awesome memorable human voice actors). Which reminds me that Infantry Online has cool human voice clips that are still memorable despite being a dead game.
All art goes through review by normies to be rated from best to worst. Normies rank ultramarine colors as the best of all first founding chapters so marketing weighs heavily for them rather than any other colors
They are the perfect chapter for newcomers
They are not pure-hearted knights like the salamanders or edgelords like the black templars
Besides DoW, what is a good 40k game that I can have on my laptop?
Infantry Online.
https://freeinfantry.com/
>the most adaption friendly series
>never adapted
Nightlords never
All I want is XCOM but Deathwatch. Chaos Gate Daemonhunter was alright but is shackled to Grey Knights fighting daemons.
>TFW I have over 3000 points of AdMech
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>1k points of CSMs to paint
Csm trim makes me want to an hero
by your word, brother
when I got interested in the hobby (think it was 4th edition) it was already all about the smurfs.
One of the main reasons I love ultramarines is because it makes losers mad. Its like when theres a 10/10 hot girl at school and the other girls hate her because she way more attractive than they ever will be.
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