Did they really have to make it sag like a fricking mom ass?
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Did they really have to make it sag like a fricking mom ass?
Did they really have to make it sag like a fricking mom ass?
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quick, post your favorite suit
woman in armor are great
have a nice day Sybb.
Her flabby ass is kind of cute
>flabby mom ass is now a good thing
Women have it way too easy
No I'm talking about incest
gay lol
Mom ass is best ass.
WHY CAN EVERY CHARACTER IN EVERY GAME BE A PERFECT ANGEL SUPERMODEL FOR ME TO JACK OFF TO ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>t. Korean mobile game player
Her ass looks nice, wtf are you talking about?
It sags quite noticibly
Noticeable cringe. Kys.
Are you a fat gay who got upset because I said your waifu has a saggy mom ass?
My waifu is Ada Wong. Regardless, I'm a gay that strongly believes that you should kys.
So I should kill myself because I'm pointing out that Samus has saggy buttocks? Frick, I'm just being honest and saying what it looks like.
You should kys for being an obvious homosexual.
Is it homosexualry to point out the obvious about a woman's ass?
Youre thinking about things other than kys. Stop thinking and just kys now.
Shut up. You know I'm right. But maybe you're too much of a Samus fanboy to admit it.
Can you try to actually debate instead of using memes?
is there even a debate to be had about the shape of a fictional woman's ass
Of course.Do you think she has a mom ass? Do you like it?
Samus going from fit muscle chick to mom with slight chub would be heavenly
So you agree that she has a mom ass in OP, and you like it more than fit Samus?
I don't like it more, but I definitely like it just as much.
So it doesn't matter what the ass look like, you'll like it anyway?
No, some are too flat or the proportions aren't pleasing.
What do you find attractive with her saggy ass?
Good size/weight/jiggle
Grippable/biteable/spankable
Makes sense. See? It wasn't that difficult to debate.
While I don't agree with you, I can certainly see what you mean. You like the flabby look of it because a butt like that would likely jiggle a lot from a spanking?
Yes. It emphasizes the feminine nature of her body and makes her look breedable. It's just as appealing as a large, firm, muscular ass, but for different reasons.
So what appeal does a firm ass have then?
Implies a strong body, good for offspring, also has its own unique, erotic shape.
yes to both, but that's not a debate, it's you stating your tastes and me stating mine.
People agree that she has a flabby mom ass, but we don't agree whether it's sexy or not.
I think it's cute. Her flabby butt make her look more feminine in a strangely erotic way.
he's under the age of 18 and suffers from the Black person mindvirus, he can't appreciate an ass unless it's implanted or comically oversized and attached to a monstrosity of a half-breed womyn
>He’s under 18
I fricking wish. Dude’s actually in his late 30’s - early 40’s and has been posting about Samus’ ass for at least 15 years now.
You're completely wrong. I hate the Black person trend, but a great ass should havea great shape. Samus's sags.
>I hate the Black person trend, I just want a perfect ass to be comically oversized
i bet you'd like it if her lips were fricking ginormous too wouldn't you tyrone
Stop telling me what I like. I don't want asses to be huge and fat, but they need to be perky. Samus's ass obviously is saggy, anyone can see that.
>All these posters who don't know Sybb
God damn that shit's hot.
>claims to hate “Tranine”
>Has been posting Samus, an anime inspired character for at least 15 years now
Sybb, ladies and gentlemen.
its an improvement
imagine the cellulite hehe
The lower part of her ass cheeks would probably be full of cellulite if she took her suit off.
that would be epix awesome sauce gamer
If her ass hangs like that WITH a super tight suit, imagine how it would drop WITHOUT a suit.
Yes
why it this thing in a public restroom show it’s ass
I'll take 'em all
there's so many hyper-specific and singleminded lunatics on Ganker these days that i cannot fricking keep track of them all
Samus is a big booty queen
Only in fan art
>
sybb thread
I can appreciate a man hyperfixated on the best woman in gaming in most cases, but this Sybb guy… I tell you what, I get the feelin he’s some kinda gay.
soft butts are nicer to grab
Soft is not the same as saggy.
an ass made of fat rather than muscle is not going to be perfectly shaped but it’s worth it for the jiggle and the way it feels
There are people on this board, who have not been gassed yet, who unironically think that ass looks sexy.
>t. Black person
good morning ireland
It looks fine you autist
It literally hangs. Get some fricking standards.
>it is almost 2024 and anon still replies to Sybb’s schizo threads
Let me get real autistic in here with you gays. Sybb and ACgay are never seen in the same thread. This, despite the fact ACgay is constantly shitting his pants over “ZSS threads” which were never overly common. Here’s one now, where is he? ACgay is Sybb. They’re the same shitposter. Someone dox and murder this fatass aspie leaf already.
You get perma banned for doxing people
>is canonicly a pedo
Huhhh how is she the hero again?
a hero to little boys everywhere
You're gay and cringe
>Adam never died, just went into witness protection
Samus...
Super/Prime Samus is your mommy girlfriend that usually takes charge and has very rough, sometimes loveydovey sex with you.
Zero Mission/Smash Samus is her ditzy, submissive sister that she lets have a turn with you.
>Zero Mission/Smash Samus is her ditzy, submissive sister that she lets have a turn with you.
Imagine Samus being girl boss during her missions, then comes home to take a breather and asks for a sound spanking.
What would you do?
Indulge her after I lick her sweaty body clean
How do you guys think the EMMI segments in Dread will be viewed in 10 years?
Can we talk about the games?
If your mom looks like that I'm going to become your step-dad. Where can I find her?
A mom ASS. Not a mom BODY.
Shut it son. Go to bed.
Looks nice to me
Not canon.
Here's how she REALLY is.
Trust me, my uncle works at Nintendo.