Did they really kill a guy just for eating shit?

Did they really kill a guy just for eating shit?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They ban for jaks, so why not.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating shit was his side activity, he liked to mutilate genitalia

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so what? that's a more widely accepted fetish than eating shit these days

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't get a permit

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didnt JUST eat shit bro
    He ate their souls, pooped them out, and put them back in their bodies before they died
    This ensured that the erd tree would get the ick and reject them from the cycle of reincarnation
    He essentially found a loophole (poophole) to bring the rune of death back into the fold through sheer disgusting indianesque practices

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha poopoo 😀

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      was that such a bad thing? wasnt the erdtree ressing people over and over part of the reason everything was shitted and farted?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it's one thing to die and not come back it's another to die and not come back because you're so fricking disgusting the ayylmao god throws up when he smells you and calls you a defiled wretch that's not worth loving or reviving
        Also the curse is aparently passed on to your children?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he killed random dudes, raped their corpses and his jizz would give them mega aids that would stay even after being brought back and prevented them from entering the erdtree because he's a homophobe or something.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He ate their souls, pooped them out, and put them back in their bodies before they died
      nowhere in the game is it stated how the process in defiling looks like, the game leaves it to you to imagine something very disgusting

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but did he literally eat shit or did he just suck the soul from their ass like a kappa? surely doing that would get some dookie in your mouth, but the poop eating wasnt really his goal, it was to corrupt and defile their soul to get them banned from erd tree reincarnation. also does "defile" imply he literally sodomized them as part of the process or is just the act of eating the ass that does that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but the poop eating wasnt really his goal,
      that is what he kept telling himself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suck the soul from their ass like a kappa
      I've read too much Fan no Hitori
      I don't even like him, I hate guro/ryona, but the guy just makes great jks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, any loremaster?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dungeater didn't eat poop
        japanese believed the male soul resided in the prostate
        so the Dung Eater rips out your prostate through you ass, eats it, shits it then puts it back while you're alive, this defiles your soul and you can't go back to the Erdtree and are reborn as an omen

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kinda cool
          thank you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the omen babies were primal energy deformities like cruicible knights. their ugly because they have the dna of all primal organic beings or something.

          didnt have anything to do with dungeater or his defilement.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dung Eater idolizes the omen and wishes he was one, his armor is covered in the stumps of their horns and the seedbed curse is also growing omen horns

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              just because he idolized them, doesnt mean the omens themselves had anything to do with his curse.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The curse is growing their horns anon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                again. the omens dont have the curse. the curse has the omens.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given that there is an enemy in Sekiro that will literally rip your soul out of your ass and then shove it up their own ass, I would have to assume it is the latter.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The root chakra is the most important chakra

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    do japanese people really believe that thing about your soul leaving your body from your anus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese are one of the most degenerated people on this planet
      That's why they are so obsessed with hiding it with strict societal rules.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its part of the myth of kappas. river monsters that would suck the soul from your ass if you disobeyed your parents or some shit.

      >The kappa are known to favor cucumbers and love to engage in sumo wrestling.[1] They are often accused of assaulting humans in water and removing a mythical organ called the shirikodama from their victim's anus.[2]

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ninja Turtles are ass eaters

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf I'm never swimming in a river again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no dont rim my ass and take my soul haha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      your prostate is your soul
      also this is why women are soulless

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally just like me.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, he would kill people and frick up their bodies to an extent that when they're reborn through the erdtree they come out as omens

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't?

  10. 9 months ago
    Moose
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a giant homosexual, but this made me chuckle. May your crotch rot be medicated and your haemorrhoids give you anal sex pleasure.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, and they should do it in real life too

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did they really kill a guy just for eating shit?
    Yeah, he was a fan of Elden Ring.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      anaru

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a terrible person, however you made me laugh, so shall you death at the maws of the ravening wolves happen after they make love to your anus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me except with Melina
      https://files.catbox.moe/hle088.mp4

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Sharty Shitya make a half hour video about him yet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but I think big titty lore autist cosplayer has.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE ELDEN RING FAN

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know what his deal was, but what happened to people that got sent to the erdtree in giant pots again?
    They stayed dead and acted as food or got reincarnated?
    Because if it's the former, it explains the corpses but not this whole hatred toward omens not being compatible with the erdtree, and if it's the latter then what the frick was the point of removing the rune of death from the elden ring?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hypothesis: I think the jars were a way to transport "improperly dead" remains, like fallen soldiers, to the Erdtree or minor Erdtrees to facilitate re-absorption into the Erdtree as an alternative to catacomb burial. Once the Shattering happened nobody gave a frick about supervising that process anymore and the jars, animated by magic and by the lifeforce of the remains inside them, sort of formed their own little society and even figured out how to procreate by passing on their insides.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hatred toward omens comes more from them being visible reminders/proof of the age before the Golden Order that still pop up randomly no matter how hard the GO tries to bury them and pretend history started with Marika

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not just reminders/proof but OMENS. They're a sign that not all is right within the Erdtree

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world would be a better place if we did too.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be an Omen.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His puppet description says he "murdered thousands". He wasn't so much a cunning serial killer as he was a one-man army. A guy so fricked up that it warps reality somehow, and he shits out a mending rune

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had a court order telling him he couldn't eat shit anymore.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what exactly happens to Marika if he wins? Asking for a friend.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gets an all expenses paid vacation to Dubai

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