Did you give an unplugged controller to your lil bro too? I used to, I really miss him.

Did you give an unplugged controller to your lil bro too?
I used to, I really miss him.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My older brothers used to plug my controller in the memory card slot, and it worked every time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When did you get wise to it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When I got wise enough to understand how controllers work.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    call your brother

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's dead, trooned out at 15, got aids, become a drug addicted before he died.
      i failed as a big brother.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my condolences

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He did but my big bro had a horse fall on him as a kid and was somewhat-slow, which I realized when I was ~9. It was weird becoming the big bro once my IQ surpassed his. Now he trooned out and is also super religious so he won't talk to me.

        Still can't believe that this phenomena is so common that we have a word for it.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >console perched precariously on shelf
    >controller cords stretched taut
    >hyperactive siblings running about
    yup, it's gaming time

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    he's 9 years younger than me
    he erased my ps1 memory card several times
    and when he demanded to play something with me I unplugged his controller and laughed histerically when he was realizing he wasn't actually playing getting mad as frick
    now we talk about vidya and share our steam libraries, love him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he erased my ps1 memory card several times
      lol

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He did but my big bro had a horse fall on him as a kid and was somewhat-slow, which I realized when I was ~9. It was weird becoming the big bro once my IQ surpassed his. Now he trooned out and is also super religious so he won't talk to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's dead, trooned out at 15, got aids, become a drug addicted before he died.
      i failed as a big brother.

      Where do you live that people just casually Troon out? I live in Connecticut and have never met anyone who just decided to become troony.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sweden

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Many such cases.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        England

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's crazy considering you're just a few minutes away from MA and we have a bunch of weirdos.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was the little brother and I remember when I was like 3 I'd shoot the NES zapper at the screen while my sister played

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trial by fire

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah he just told me to sit and watch

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no
    winning and making fun of him was way funnier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me and my dad except I have a wiener and testicles unlike a little girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me and my dad except I have a wiener and testicles unlike a little girl.

      I never had a brother, and my dad wasn't as good at tekken as me. He mained xiou.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      staged

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you can feel the anger and rage emanating from the little girl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          good actress

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously staged but it does truly happen all the time
        Why would you let the kids win. Beat them bad and tell them to git gud until they do

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no
          winning and making fun of him was way funnier

          And have you given thought to just what kind of message this sends to the children?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            to get better to overcome you're obstacles

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That their parents will abandon and humiliate then instead of supporting and encouraging them?

            Seems pretty based.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As the instagramers say, deal with it ho.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes, I think about it all the time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Welcome to the real world.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No I gave him a plugged controller, beat the shit out of him in every game and now he hates video games. A win in my book honestly. He's better off without playing the shit that comes out today.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried, but the clever fricker picked up on it immediately.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no my brother is older, but i did that to my cousin

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >give wireless controller to the neighborhood idiot kid that the parents would force you to allow into your group
    >he freaks out because he thinks you're pulling a prank on him since the controller clearly doesn't have a cord and "doesn't work"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was right

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, instead we would give them the player 1 controller and say it's the player 2 controller when playing Street Fighter 2.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember someone, I think one of my cousins, tried to pull this on me when he was playing Ocarina of Time. I didn't fall for it so I got up and unplugged his controller to plug mine into the player one port and then he kicked me out of his room.

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