Did you know that Kojima invented "Melons"?

Did you know that Kojima invented "Melons"?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mads looks like a mastercrafted marble statue

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish kojima were my bro

  3. 2 years ago
    saucy

    I don't believe it

    I've been eating them wrong this whole time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are a slightly less funny version of dunkey

      • 2 years ago
        saucy

        That's pretty good. Dunkey is pretty funny!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dunkey doesn't like shit though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dunkey only likes one thing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            keep saying it

          • 2 years ago
            saucy

            Coffee isn't for everyone to be honest

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eating melon with chopsticks

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mads Melonson
    One job Kojima

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry Kojima but I think it's time for you to go...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      <melon
      I think you need to leave

      Amazing.
      How did you both frick it up?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    <melon
    I think you need to leave

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He also invented awards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol you just know he’s well adjusted approachable and humble human being.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I received a trophy once in my life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unopened booze
      fricked up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >alcoholism
        fricked up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all drinking is addiction
          low impulse control anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >LA CREATIVIDAD in the corner

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, I wonder why Mads looks so dead in these photos...

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chopsticks
    >he doesn’t just go apeshit on those melons

    Japs are total homosexuals

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does Mads look like he's hungover, on the verge of death, and hates his life here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has to babysit a crazy Japanese man and listen to his wacky ideas in broken English

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        now that's a sitcom I'd watch

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really need to finish des the stranding but dropped it after I had to go back to mamá and talk about her sister or some shit
    Climbing mountains and building shit was fun tho

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    saucy > dunkey

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