Did you know the famous, critically acclaimed metroidvania Hollow Knight was made by a small team from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia?
That's where I live!
Did you know the famous, critically acclaimed metroidvania Hollow Knight was made by a small team from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia?
Aye, same.
Based mighty south aussies
ladilay eshays begone
Based Radelaide posters making Ganker a better board.
>That's where I live!
No, OP. It's where you survive.
me too, sir
Radelaide represent boiiiiii
Do me a favor
Go for the nearest kangaroo and ride it to the developer's hut, ask them violently where the frick is Silksong, if they don't answer use your boomerang on their ass please
I bought Hollow Knight for no other reason than to give my support to the great State of South Australia, my homeland
Thats nice mate
But where is Silksong
Dont tell me "a spider ate the source code"
You haven't heard? They went into insolvency. They've shut their office.
they sold 2.8m copies. I dont believe this could be possible
>make millions and millions of dollars
>refuse to hire more staff
Of course not, a Dingo ate it
he sold it to an abbo for money to buy hungry jacks
anon why would I use my boomerang first?
I have a loaded spear thrower ready to go and u want me to pull out my side arm and use it?
ur sounding very un Australian right now mate
I know the devs though I haven't spoken to them in a while
I assume they're just getting their asses kicked by scope creep
if i met the developer i'd tell them their game is shit.
Adelaide sucks, so many pajeets and chinks and there is nothing to do.
But it's home <3
Aw nah fuk off ya gronk!
>so many pajeets and chinks
That's all of Australia
>there is nothing to do.
Yeah visiting Adelaide was fun but I could imagine being pretty bored living there my whole life, fair.
You guys have got some nice wienertail bars though, a surprising amount actually.
nah its only the major cities that are like that, if you live in a small town like me its 99% white.
Yeah my town is pretty white, there is a few abbies but all 15 of them live in 1 house I think.
why are these so many south aussies in this thread? I can never find any people from my state online, everyone is usually from everywhere but south aus.
He posted our flag and mentioned SA, naturally anybody that is from SA will report in because you're right, all Aussies you meet online will be from anywhere but here it seems. Who knew there was this many of us?
Now you know how I feel. Whenever I find ausgay threads it's always lads from the other states. Nobody ever reps SA or adelaide.
No big loss, really.
Since it's so hard to find people from south aus, Imma drop my discord tag in case anyone wants to chat or play anything: hexi73
I'll add you when I get a chance.
>ITT aussies tryhard being stereotypical
ESL
>Says the australian
As an Australian, please burn Australia to ash with holy flame
My favorite 40's American jungle adventure game is actually Australian, is it still canon
AussieBlack folk be like
>THERE'S SOME CRISPY PREHISTORIC DANGEROUS SHIT LET'S SETTLE HERE
>world's largest reserves of uranium, lithium, diamonds, opal, coal and iron
Not bad
>spicy and shiny rocks
>worlds largest reserve of dirt and rocks that no one gives a frick about
moronic aussies kek
>that no one gives a frick about
China depends on our iron and coal, the US and Europe on our uranium. If we weren't handicapped by an arid country we would be a nuclear superpower
>sell it all off to other countries for minimum wage
heh nothin' personal australians
t. decades of politicians
>world's largest reserves of uranium
>Ban nuclear power
>Burn fossil fuels and biomass instead
>Have some of the most expensive bills in the world
kek
>the US and Europe on our uranium
You have a lot of uranium, but Canada, Kazakhstan and other countries also have uranium. Nuclear waste can be recycled, so it isn't as big of a problem as fossil fuels.
>If we weren't handicapped by an arid country we would be a nuclear superpower
Most of Australia's population lives near the coasts, so you can just build nuclear power stations on the coasts. Your wilful moronation and "we're just a small irrelevant country uwu" attitude is what is stopping you from having any influence.
Is there anything to do in Adelaide?
t.Listened to that Redgum song
>live in whyalla
Get out bro, I did. tbh Adelaide is just an even bigger country town. (visited senpai there for Christmas).
I wish I could but I'm too fat and moronic to do anything of worth to escape
The only paid work I've had is:
>contractor work for 6 months
>working on the poll day
Literally the only way to make decent money here is either stuff through the steelworks or mining and I fricking despise both of those, and getting experience in both of those just means you're more likely to find work in those areas and as far as I know there's nothing really in Adelaide that's comparable
Currently looking for admin work and thinking of starting a course in animation. The latter is probably a dead career path with the way tech is going but good fricking god I might neck myself if I can't find work that fulfills me
But yeah it's funny that as much as people from other metropolitan areas mock Adelaide for basically being a really big town, it still feels so much better than Whyalla every time I'm down there. I really wish I at least had close family or some shit there so I could rely on someone if need be for housing but the only one there is my grandma on my dad's side who I've seen maybe once or twice in the past 10 years and I'm not really close with in the slightest
I know
>whyalla
its over for you
Adelaide has shit tasting water
>t. Victorian with the best tasting water
I don't drink from the tap like a caveman so I wouldn't know.
if it's not fresh from the river i don't want it
Get one of those brita jugs, they help
kek stfu. your state got nuked by the brits and is an irradiated wasteland. just stfu already
This explains why I have a massive wiener
Thanks anon, this is true
Yes, South Australia is commonly regarded as the heartland of the nation.
I've never been to Shin Tokyo. The people I see going in there look severely autistic
It was even worse back when it was near the train station, but you're still right.
Oh no, not the desert in the north of our state with literally nothing in it noooooo!
Wow you must be a successful, cool and intelligent person just like them. You should be proud.
>tfw canberra
i have known a few blokes from canberra
none of them were happy with any part of their lives
should have never made a capital city there.
should have made it in sydney
>should have made it in sydney
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. Melbourne
seethe b***h boy
no one thinks of melbourne when they think of australia
what landmarks do you c**ts even have?
sydney has the bridge, the tower and the opera house
frick and we have bondi beach
lived in all the eastern states and i can tell you that south australians are the perfect aussies; not super keen on the city itself but they're great people
When's the meetup?
Australia should adopt the Euro so our non-mining export economy doesn't get fricked every time iron ore prices make the AUD skyrocket.
the only currency change i will accept is changing to the dollarydoo
Adelaide is a nice quiet cozy state, if you want to be a heavy git go live in Sydney. Adelaide/ SA has awesome camping and fishing and like everywhere in Australia sports, haters going to hate.
>state
moron
but
it might as well be the entire state
sure as frick nothing else down there.
Last of the great 2D RTS games
Developed on the Gold Coast.
>Gold Coast
RIP in peace
Don't talk about my state, i don't want people moving here. I like it quiet.
It's MY state, frickwit
All I want is a house. Please.
Be a good goy like the rest of us and get a giant loan.
reminder that Queensland is the best
the queen died
it's kingsland now
frick living in the heat
>an apartment in the city now costs 1~1.5 milly
Christ almighty.
I saw one up for auction last year for just shy of 600K. Pity I didn't have enough.
Even my shitty smol house in the suburbs would sell for something stupid these days. It's ridiculous.
What the frick is up with BoM never seeing shit coming and putting out alerts an hour after it's alreadly happening?
Weather people have always just made shit up. How many times when you were younger and you heard the weatherman say one thing only for the opposite to happen.
True, but at least he was right half the time, BoM will tell you there's clear skies in your area during a thunderstorm, it's fricking ridiculous.
I read an article from a weather expert or some shit and he even he said what's going on here in QLD had very little to do with climate change, he also said Jasper was happening back in fricking November LOL.
I'd kill for a stinking hot day, I was looking forward to El Nino, great excuse not to the leave the house.
This is unironically why I'm skeptical of climate change predictions
Stupid c**ts can't reliably tell me what's happening next week and they wanna make laws out of 20 year predictions frick off
>Adelaide
lol nice try, that's from Wild Arms
Isn't adelaide a shithole?
No.
it's kinda erotic how flat she is
M-melbros... What is all that green stuff? And why is there water going around their city?
>His city wasn't planned and has well maintained, heritage listed parklands
Plebs
>TFW been to the city so often i can almost navigate by buildings
Adelaide proving why they are shit.-
Cool. Now find them and force them to finish silk song.
>nation of criminals and rapists
But enough about the USA
no, that's the nation of Black folk
and religious freaks so moronic they got kicked out of Europe
why'd they colonize the entirety of US but not Australia?
Something like 80% of our landmass here is arid desert. There's a reason why almost all of our population is concentrated along the coasts.
Water pipes exist, but you keep refusing to build anything because of your "we're just a small irrelevant country uwu" attitude.
The land is sacred abo land mate, can't do shit with most of it.
That's just an excuse.
You have your own currency and you managed to find the money for nuclear submarines, so just make the money printer go brrrr.
Tell that to the old farts running our country, mate.
What? So Indians lands weren't scared but a bunch of petrol sniffing Black folk' is?
At least they didn't burn half their country to the ground to hunt for food.
I can only imagine how prohibitively expensive it would be to get good infrastructure going to the center of the landmass. Also, something something sacred land, you know the deal.
>Did you know the famous, critically acclaimed metroidvania Hollow Knight was made by a small team from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia?
That nice
australian anons attempting not to complain about the state of the country in a thread about australia challenge (giga-impossible)
new south wales is frickin sick
(but only the part that i live in, the rest of it frickin sucks)
that's where my grandma lives 🙂
god bless ur grandma may she live long life
It's where many, many people's grandmas live.
> That's where I live!
That’s where you’re squatting, on unseated native land, that is. Now get on your knees and show abos the respect they deserve.
i love aussie posters specifically the ones on Ganker they always talk like they're drunk and have god tier banter
t. African American
These threads are so fricking moronic I swear. We don't have a fricking gaming industry, we don't need a fricking thread c**ts.
>B-but Hollowknight
>B-but some obscure shit from 10 years ago
Gay c**ts, go back to your Fortnite and Cod slop
Why hasn't Australia made uranium mining simulator yet?
Because one of its biggest uranium mines just mines uranium as a byproduct of copper mining.