dying your hair blonde doesn't make you gyaru
gyaru's usually have bleached hair, a pretty heavy tan/fake tan and usually wear more gaudy clothes than that
this b***h is dumb and i hope she dies
funny, because the girl in the video is dressing like marin karin or whatever from mail a girlfriend, who is super light skinned. maybe you should look up pictures of REAL gyarus or ganguros.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyaru
1 week ago
Anonymous
>multiple image examples in the site he just linked shows non-tanned gyarus
moron
1 week ago
Anonymous
and they still look different to the girl in the video. beyond dyed blonde hair, what is 'gyaru' about the girl in the video?
I'm almost 30 and still don't have a Tomoko gf
We truly live in a society
imagine how b̶a̶d̶ good she smells
1 week ago
Anonymous
>non-jap thinks his definition of gyaru is the right one
moron...
1 week ago
Anonymous
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Dress-Up_Darling >Marin Kitagawa (喜多川 海夢, Kitagawa Marin) >A first-year student in Wakana's high school class. An archetype of a gyaru, notable for her warmth, friendliness, positivity, and outgoing nature. >An archetype of a gyaru,
my opinion is more valid than any female's or wikipedia editors opinion
now i know what you're wondering, is the holocaust real? do the math, its no.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>literally links wikipedia as his source
funny, because the girl in the video is dressing like marin karin or whatever from mail a girlfriend, who is super light skinned. maybe you should look up pictures of REAL gyarus or ganguros.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyaru
1 week ago
Anonymous
> (You)
links wikipedia as his source
funny, because the girl in the video is dressing like marin karin or whatever from mail a girlfriend, who is super light skinned. maybe you should look up pictures of REAL gyarus or ganguros.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyaru
(You)
1 week ago
Anonymous
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Dress-Up_Darling >Marin Kitagawa (喜多川 海夢, Kitagawa Marin) >A first-year student in Wakana's high school class. An archetype of a gyaru, notable for her warmth, friendliness, positivity, and outgoing nature. >An archetype of a gyaru,
Gyaru/gal has many substyles. One of the most popular is the supermodel / rebellious schoolgirl archetype which most anime uses because it is tame enough to have mass appeal. This style is built around school regulations. That is what you see on the video: (usually) blonde well done hair, slight or no tan, decent make up, contacts, accessories, fancy nails and slightly provocative uniform to the point where it may break the rules a bit but nobody brings it up. It may not look much but this sticks out like a sore thumb. It is basically the Japanese version of the american cheerleader who stands out of the normal girls and seems promiscuous. Though anime and hentai gals have wildly different personalities. Anime gals (if they are positive characters) are usually pure despite their appearances. They are just simply popular extroverts. Hentai school gals on the other hand are dirty bawds.
Been here longer than you, anon
I'm not retiring now
https://i.imgur.com/NW65F7J.jpeg
Did you meet your gf through videogames?
Yes. She's been working hard in my btd6 contested territories team lately.
Gonna play guacamelee 2 together soon since we finished cassette beasts and elden ring
How would that be even possible? When playing online, your gaming buddies are usually few countries away, sometimes on different continent. And outside attention seeking people, nobody will tell you that they are a girl. Board games, at the other hand, are perfectly fine or would be, since I never ran into single girl playing them, almost always with boyfriend or husband instead (okay, once had situation where girl was obviously hitting on me but she was doing it IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND which was something clearly wrong).
This is odd however, how lonely most of us are, despite playing video games online. We actually meet tons of people each time but we just pass each other, like on bus or subway train. That player who just trashed you in online match could be love of your life - but you will never know her name.
I met a girl through WoW back in Wrath. She was a tank in the guild my irl friend got me into. She ended up taking a bus and renting a hotel room to see me. I took my computer and we played some WoW and then she jerked me off while reading bondage fairies then we fricked. She only stayed for a week so we did a lot of gaming and fricking.
We long distance dated for a bit before and after that but it didn't last. She was a bit fat so she had big breasts.
Nothing since then though and that was over a decade ago.
I am apparently a magnet for autistic girls deep into gaming, but sadly they are everytime without fail in a long lasting relationship or some kind of entanglement i don't want to frick with
The only people who say they want to be with a mentally ill girl have never been with a mentally ill girl. Most likely it's pathetic losers who have never had a gf that think the mentally ill part will simply means she loves them more
Mental illness is a negative modifier, anon. It appears on harder difficulties, not easier
They assume it means manic pixie dream girl who is too shy to be around others so she only wants (You), just like in their favorite gachas or something
The reason you can't find a NEET gamer gf is because she's shut in, plays mostly singleplayer games, and when she does play multiplayer she doesn't talk and her profile isn't indicative of a girl.
bonus: actually stumbling upon and getting to know one shows she's just painfully mentally ill and wouldn't be a shut in NEET gamer girl if she wasn't
it's a cruel joke (all this from a video game standpoint, of course)
From what I have seen of the show it's pretty much pseudo-harem wish fulfillment. She has like 10 girls obsessed with her. It's even less realistic then having one Misaki.
Men statistically have it easier finding love than ugly women do.
Where's this extremely broad stat where the meaning is up to interpretation
What is "find love"
Ugly guys are in an even worse spot and due to how women rate men there's more ugly men than ugly women (assuming we consider 5/10 or below ugly)
From what I have seen of the show it's pretty much pseudo-harem wish fulfillment. She has like 10 girls obsessed with her. It's even less realistic then having one Misaki.
I have never dated a gamer girl. My gfs werealways some flavor of normalgay sadly. I dated one weebish girl but she didn't even watch anime or play vidya that much. Also she was a complete prostitute and had an OF the entire time we were dating without telling me.
no ready player one isn't real and they got rid of mics with their don't be "offensive* " rules so how the frick am I supposed to meet ANYONE plus why the FRICK would I do that i've been on the internet long enough to know thats a BAD idea.
>I can't scream "Black person Black person Black person" to the 12 year olds I play CoD with anymore, that means mics are gone
Incredible leap in logic, anon
no its because i'd be calling gaza a genocide but of course you go to the first dumb shit that comes to YOUR head and accuse me of it. frick other human beings, I hate all of you c**ts.
I have played (online) videogames pretty regularly for the better part of 8 years, across a variety of genres, and played with Ganker for a notable portion of that (across Ganker, /vg/ and /vm/), and I can say with absolute confidence that women do not play videogames, and women by-and-large do not exist in Ganker circles.
Most of you frickers don't even have a mic, let alone the confidence to use it, let alone play a game where you can speak into it without getting banned; like frick you're going to chat up some unicorn.
Even on the dedicated (non-discord) imageboard-adjacent social sites like tagmap; women are outnumbered easily over 100:1 by men, and I'm confident most of them even then are just looney troons who are playing Pinocchio and telling a big lie that they're a real woman.
You're chasing a windmill bro. She doesn't exist. Be happy with yourself before seeking approval from others. Shit's like going to a hardware store to pick up women.
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Apply for NEET status, government then jury duty style picks a random woman not in marriage, unless she can prove she already has a boyfriend, she will be sent for temporary to permanent state GF duty
>population not breeding enough >pair them up and force them to
It's obviously not a practical or realistic idea, but surely it's not that difficult to see the idea behind it. Or at least, the idea behind it as a fantasy for lonely people.
I really think there should be more government/local institutions sponsored and supported solutions for lonely people. Yes, there are dating apps but there were taken over by normies that just want easy sex, not relationships.
I once attended local church meeting for singles but all women here were well over 40.
>population not breeding enough >pair them up and force them to
It's obviously not a practical or realistic idea, but surely it's not that difficult to see the idea behind it. Or at least, the idea behind it as a fantasy for lonely people.
>state mandated gf
Who would even think of it as good idea? How would that even work?
>population not breeding enough >pair them up and force them to
It's obviously not a practical or realistic idea, but surely it's not that difficult to see the idea behind it. Or at least, the idea behind it as a fantasy for lonely people.
nah blud took that WAY too seriously bruh
blud's actually yapping
>I once attended local church meeting for singles but all women here were well over 40.
The fact that you're attending it too means you're probably not too much of a catch yourself, no offense.
If you want the government to find you a girlfriend, don't expect her to be one that anybody else wanted, because you're not a man any woman wanted either.
I have different problem - I never try. I don't attend any places where I can meet somebody, don't have friends, only people I know already have families. I never got rejected because I never tried. Can't blame for going somewhere there was more than 0% chance of meeting someone.
"Any woman" is too harsh either. It's not that cynical world where only top CEO chads have any chance. My friends from studies also have families by now and they are not in better financial or "visual" position than me - but they were actively trying, while I was still solving my phobias and related problems. It's all about keep rolling the dice, even if I'm aware that I might never get good roll.
>Who would even think of it as good idea?
Arranged marriage was a thing for thousands of years. Many times the man and woman didn't knew each other but their parents already sold them off.
I met mine through FFXIV, it's a LDR but it has been a really nice past 5 months, funnily enough it even fixed my sleep schedule. She has some issues (but none serious for a relation) so I do my best to support and love her. Thanks for reading my blog.
I don't think anyone in this thread has actually watched Tomoko's show, and is just into the character design and concept of a awkward submissive unkempt gamergirl otaku loser (except none of the bad bits, like stinking of a dead animal or being useless to the point of being unable to make a pot noodle).
For those of you who aren't aware, it was basically an early 10's try not to recoil in cringe challenge that aired weekly for 12 weeks; with 25 minute episodes of gut-wrenching revulsion and disgusting femcel behavior on full and unapologetic display. Tomoko as a character is far from submissive; and half of the humour derived from her antics is that she deserves every bit of suffering she repeatedly puts herself into, because at her core she embodies the true meaning of Fujoshi. Rotten Woman. She is spiteful, scheming, bitter, delusioned, cruel and manipulative; with her main "flaw" separating herself from the "nasty b***hes" that she obsesses rent-free over (that are ironically usually kind, uncaring and straightforward) being her own ineptitude, stupidity and cowardice (even in spite of her over-inflated, over-achieving self-image). Without question, if the narrative was made only a few years later, she would be a full-blown rabid man-hating chadsexual feminist prostitute (points that are saliently brought up in the show at various points, but in their primitive ealry-10's renditions, like her obsession with her VN's VA); but alas, times were more innocent back then before the mass-adoption of the internet and politicization of everything. She is genuinely a horrible person, and a product of the insulated and naive / underaged circumstances she finds herself in.
For the socially aware lurker, getting through a /gif/ rekt thread may genuinely be an easier process than an episode of Watamote.
Well, yeah. She's literally me in high school but a cute girl instead. I eventually grew out of some of the more dark/sociopathic tendencies she displays, but I'm still stuck with many of the socially crippling ones. I think the appeal is that you could potentially slowly fix her.
If you have a gf you are a normalhomosexual and don't belong on Ganker
Once again, fp is bp.
that's not how visas work, frick you for making me watch this stupid shit
dying your hair blonde doesn't make you gyaru
gyaru's usually have bleached hair, a pretty heavy tan/fake tan and usually wear more gaudy clothes than that
this b***h is dumb and i hope she dies
You get all your preconceptions about gyaru from extreme examples found in comics drawn by men who don't interact with any women.
funny, because the girl in the video is dressing like marin karin or whatever from mail a girlfriend, who is super light skinned. maybe you should look up pictures of REAL gyarus or ganguros.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyaru
>multiple image examples in the site he just linked shows non-tanned gyarus
moron
and they still look different to the girl in the video. beyond dyed blonde hair, what is 'gyaru' about the girl in the video?
imagine how b̶a̶d̶ good she smells
>non-jap thinks his definition of gyaru is the right one
moron...
my opinion is more valid than any female's or wikipedia editors opinion
now i know what you're wondering, is the holocaust real? do the math, its no.
>literally links wikipedia as his source
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyaru
> (You)
links wikipedia as his source
(You)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Dress-Up_Darling
>Marin Kitagawa (喜多川 海夢, Kitagawa Marin)
>A first-year student in Wakana's high school class. An archetype of a gyaru, notable for her warmth, friendliness, positivity, and outgoing nature.
>An archetype of a gyaru,
Gyaru/gal has many substyles. One of the most popular is the supermodel / rebellious schoolgirl archetype which most anime uses because it is tame enough to have mass appeal. This style is built around school regulations. That is what you see on the video: (usually) blonde well done hair, slight or no tan, decent make up, contacts, accessories, fancy nails and slightly provocative uniform to the point where it may break the rules a bit but nobody brings it up. It may not look much but this sticks out like a sore thumb. It is basically the Japanese version of the american cheerleader who stands out of the normal girls and seems promiscuous. Though anime and hentai gals have wildly different personalities. Anime gals (if they are positive characters) are usually pure despite their appearances. They are just simply popular extroverts. Hentai school gals on the other hand are dirty bawds.
>gf
never ever, I'm too far gone
fipibipi
Normalfrens aren't the only ones who can get a gf, dipshit.
Go frick your gf or whatever you normalBlack folk do
Stop being obsessed with sex and social hierarchy.
Been here longer than you, anon
I'm not retiring now
Yes. She's been working hard in my btd6 contested territories team lately.
Gonna play guacamelee 2 together soon since we finished cassette beasts and elden ring
So true amirite fellow incels... heh...
I hate real life arcades
I met my bf through video games and got to know them well through vr.
No, it was through Ganker.
gf (male)
I met my gf through Ganker
Is going to the arcade a viable mating strategy, Ganker?
Sadly no.
How would that be even possible? When playing online, your gaming buddies are usually few countries away, sometimes on different continent. And outside attention seeking people, nobody will tell you that they are a girl. Board games, at the other hand, are perfectly fine or would be, since I never ran into single girl playing them, almost always with boyfriend or husband instead (okay, once had situation where girl was obviously hitting on me but she was doing it IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND which was something clearly wrong).
This is odd however, how lonely most of us are, despite playing video games online. We actually meet tons of people each time but we just pass each other, like on bus or subway train. That player who just trashed you in online match could be love of your life - but you will never know her name.
I met a girl through WoW back in Wrath. She was a tank in the guild my irl friend got me into. She ended up taking a bus and renting a hotel room to see me. I took my computer and we played some WoW and then she jerked me off while reading bondage fairies then we fricked. She only stayed for a week so we did a lot of gaming and fricking.
We long distance dated for a bit before and after that but it didn't last.
She was a bit fat so she had big breasts.
Nothing since then though and that was over a decade ago.
if luck, god, fate, or whomever is taking the wheel for my life is good to me, that might very well be the case
Where do I find all the good Tomoko x Tomoki incest fics? AO3 doesn't have any.
i did, not anymore. i cry about her still, i shouldn't but it can't be helped
dont think ill ever meet a girl to date, so no.
I am apparently a magnet for autistic girls deep into gaming, but sadly they are everytime without fail in a long lasting relationship or some kind of entanglement i don't want to frick with
god the things I would do for an autistic, mentally ill gf
mentally ill = 100% will cheat on you
it is not glamorous
been there. now I am back here. so you can imagine yourself how that turned out.
The only people who say they want to be with a mentally ill girl have never been with a mentally ill girl. Most likely it's pathetic losers who have never had a gf that think the mentally ill part will simply means she loves them more
Mental illness is a negative modifier, anon. It appears on harder difficulties, not easier
They assume it means manic pixie dream girl who is too shy to be around others so she only wants (You), just like in their favorite gachas or something
I wish
No, I met my bf on discord, just like you
Nah, I met my wife playing TTRPGs. I've heard of people meeting their partners playing MMORPGS and MOBAs like League, though.
The reason you can't find a NEET gamer gf is because she's shut in, plays mostly singleplayer games, and when she does play multiplayer she doesn't talk and her profile isn't indicative of a girl.
bonus: actually stumbling upon and getting to know one shows she's just painfully mentally ill and wouldn't be a shut in NEET gamer girl if she wasn't
it's a cruel joke (all this from a video game standpoint, of course)
But are you a real women or is it just fantasy.
How smelly is her pussy and butthole?
Yes, about 13 years ago. Lost her 3 years ago though.
I hope it was amicable separation anon
I guess it kinda was, but it fricked me up probably forever.
i wish i could meet a boyfriend though videogames...
Reminder that even Tomoko adapted socially.
What's your excuse?
I'm not a fictional character.
Men statistically have it easier finding love than ugly women do.
Where's this extremely broad stat where the meaning is up to interpretation
What is "find love"
Ugly guys are in an even worse spot and due to how women rate men there's more ugly men than ugly women (assuming we consider 5/10 or below ugly)
sure, but i'm a homosexual and a troony so that doesn't really help
i'm an ugly man
im not a woman
From what I have seen of the show it's pretty much pseudo-harem wish fulfillment. She has like 10 girls obsessed with her. It's even less realistic then having one Misaki.
You didn't watch it.
I have never dated a gamer girl. My gfs werealways some flavor of normalgay sadly. I dated one weebish girl but she didn't even watch anime or play vidya that much. Also she was a complete prostitute and had an OF the entire time we were dating without telling me.
Yep, anyway, want to see a picture of my cat? https://files.catbox.moe/2u33qx.png
That's not a picture of a cat, where is the cat picture
I did actually. But goddamn she's a mope.
I haven't made a connection with anyone online in years and end up scaring off any prospects of friendship with my opsec autism
I don't care about women.
no ready player one isn't real and they got rid of mics with their don't be "offensive* " rules so how the frick am I supposed to meet ANYONE plus why the FRICK would I do that i've been on the internet long enough to know thats a BAD idea.
>I can't scream "Black person Black person Black person" to the 12 year olds I play CoD with anymore, that means mics are gone
Incredible leap in logic, anon
no its because i'd be calling gaza a genocide but of course you go to the first dumb shit that comes to YOUR head and accuse me of it. frick other human beings, I hate all of you c**ts.
I have played (online) videogames pretty regularly for the better part of 8 years, across a variety of genres, and played with Ganker for a notable portion of that (across Ganker, /vg/ and /vm/), and I can say with absolute confidence that women do not play videogames, and women by-and-large do not exist in Ganker circles.
Most of you frickers don't even have a mic, let alone the confidence to use it, let alone play a game where you can speak into it without getting banned; like frick you're going to chat up some unicorn.
Even on the dedicated (non-discord) imageboard-adjacent social sites like tagmap; women are outnumbered easily over 100:1 by men, and I'm confident most of them even then are just looney troons who are playing Pinocchio and telling a big lie that they're a real woman.
You're chasing a windmill bro. She doesn't exist. Be happy with yourself before seeking approval from others. Shit's like going to a hardware store to pick up women.
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my brother met a blonde nordic GF through league of legends lol
i'm a NEET truecel though and i dont think women play csgo
How to get Maho gf?
it's impossible brah
2d > 3d anyways, real life nerdy girls are always ugly as frick
so i said we should go soon!
There's few multiplayer games you could have chosen that are worse for finding girls than csgo
Switch to valorant
>getting a rootkit to find some discord troon gf
i'll be fine
I'm almost 30 and still don't have a Tomoko gf
We truly live in a society
>state mandated gf
Who would even think of it as good idea? How would that even work?
Apply for NEET status, government then jury duty style picks a random woman not in marriage, unless she can prove she already has a boyfriend, she will be sent for temporary to permanent state GF duty
And what if you have a job but cannot find gf (be ause said job eats away all your free time, for example)?
bruh what you think benefits for families is?
>population not breeding enough
>pair them up and force them to
It's obviously not a practical or realistic idea, but surely it's not that difficult to see the idea behind it. Or at least, the idea behind it as a fantasy for lonely people.
I really think there should be more government/local institutions sponsored and supported solutions for lonely people. Yes, there are dating apps but there were taken over by normies that just want easy sex, not relationships.
I once attended local church meeting for singles but all women here were well over 40.
nah blud took that WAY too seriously bruh
blud's actually yapping
English, please.
blud is mf boomer bruh
doesn't even no his slang, dont freaking rizz me bruh, i bet you gyatt that level 100 ohio gyatt
>I once attended local church meeting for singles but all women here were well over 40.
The fact that you're attending it too means you're probably not too much of a catch yourself, no offense.
If you want the government to find you a girlfriend, don't expect her to be one that anybody else wanted, because you're not a man any woman wanted either.
I have different problem - I never try. I don't attend any places where I can meet somebody, don't have friends, only people I know already have families. I never got rejected because I never tried. Can't blame for going somewhere there was more than 0% chance of meeting someone.
"Any woman" is too harsh either. It's not that cynical world where only top CEO chads have any chance. My friends from studies also have families by now and they are not in better financial or "visual" position than me - but they were actively trying, while I was still solving my phobias and related problems. It's all about keep rolling the dice, even if I'm aware that I might never get good roll.
>Who would even think of it as good idea?
Arranged marriage was a thing for thousands of years. Many times the man and woman didn't knew each other but their parents already sold them off.
I met mine through FFXIV, it's a LDR but it has been a really nice past 5 months, funnily enough it even fixed my sleep schedule. She has some issues (but none serious for a relation) so I do my best to support and love her. Thanks for reading my blog.
What is your experience with LDR anons?
If only the homosexual OP would ever deign himself of posting the song played on that spammed-for-OP picture, for once in his shitposting days
I don't think anyone in this thread has actually watched Tomoko's show, and is just into the character design and concept of a awkward submissive unkempt gamergirl otaku loser (except none of the bad bits, like stinking of a dead animal or being useless to the point of being unable to make a pot noodle).
For those of you who aren't aware, it was basically an early 10's try not to recoil in cringe challenge that aired weekly for 12 weeks; with 25 minute episodes of gut-wrenching revulsion and disgusting femcel behavior on full and unapologetic display. Tomoko as a character is far from submissive; and half of the humour derived from her antics is that she deserves every bit of suffering she repeatedly puts herself into, because at her core she embodies the true meaning of Fujoshi. Rotten Woman. She is spiteful, scheming, bitter, delusioned, cruel and manipulative; with her main "flaw" separating herself from the "nasty b***hes" that she obsesses rent-free over (that are ironically usually kind, uncaring and straightforward) being her own ineptitude, stupidity and cowardice (even in spite of her over-inflated, over-achieving self-image). Without question, if the narrative was made only a few years later, she would be a full-blown rabid man-hating chadsexual feminist prostitute (points that are saliently brought up in the show at various points, but in their primitive ealry-10's renditions, like her obsession with her VN's VA); but alas, times were more innocent back then before the mass-adoption of the internet and politicization of everything. She is genuinely a horrible person, and a product of the insulated and naive / underaged circumstances she finds herself in.
For the socially aware lurker, getting through a /gif/ rekt thread may genuinely be an easier process than an episode of Watamote.
Frog spoonfeeder, over Gankernd out.
you are british + L + ratio + i want to smell tomoko's smelly armpits + /qa/ won
I'm an Australian that liked the qway doebeit
either way i heart tomoko smelly armpits so i dont care what you say
I just prefer my women like how Black folk like their uncooked chicken.
Washed, with soap.
Well, yeah. She's literally me in high school but a cute girl instead. I eventually grew out of some of the more dark/sociopathic tendencies she displays, but I'm still stuck with many of the socially crippling ones. I think the appeal is that you could potentially slowly fix her.
>bumplocked
janitor is straight from ohio
its called auto-sage newDEITY
BTW this is now a matthewGODtosis thread
yeah
level 3 osaka GYATT! sheeeeeeesh