Did you mom buy you your first console/game?

Did you mom buy you your first console/game?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, my dad did. Unlike my mother, my father had decent taste. He bought me an OG xbox, bundled with Midtown Madness 3 (yuck), Zapper (eh, ok game) and Brute Force (the GOAT).

    My mother bought me a PS2 later on to make up for her failings as a drug addict and at least had the decency to get me Ratchet and Clank.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decent taste
      >xbone

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xbox
        >first console
        MODS

        are you Black folk blind? I said the OG xbox. The one released in the 2000s?
        Technically i was playing genesis on emulator using I think it was kgen98 or some other 16 bit emulator but that doesnt count as buying a console

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xbox
      >first console
      MODS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. The original xbox came out almost 23 years ago. Time has passed

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad got me Super C on the NES, out of nowhere. Wasn't even birthday or a holiday. My Mom got me an original gameboy for Christmas though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when my dad surprised me with Power Blade and SMB 3, he yelled at me from the kitchen asking what the hell i had done to one of the cupboards and i had no idea what he was talking about, then he opened the cupboard door and said "look at this mess" and the two games where sitting on a shelf at eye-level, funny thing was we where supposed to go to some neighbours house to have dinner so my mom was pissed that he gave me the game before us going to them and was sure i was going to complain the whole time about not being able to play the games but i actually behaved (and got to play the games for a while when we got home from the dinner around 22.00 which was really late for me) must have been like 6 or 7 at the time

      >boot
      >petrol station

      I'm Swedish hence ESL (and I'm tired as frick which doesn't help)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Video Games

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >son has a hair clip for his bangs

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >getting upset at someone for giving you a boner
            cute

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Marianne my mom?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just sauce already

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okaa-san to Kiss Shiyou

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. my aunt did. a NES
    then grandma SNES
    and mom PS3

    then is over.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, but I'm sure she and my dad discussed it. I actually remember dad picking me and my sister up from daycare and him showing me the Nintendo in the boot, I was so exited on the ride home.

    Before that we occasionally rented a sega master system from one of the local petrol stations they had like a freight container beside the main building that was wall to wall with games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boot
      >petrol station

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    more

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one is really good but if you look at their other work they have a bit of a sameface issue

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video games with haga

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        fun thing is people like this do exist.
        I met a 60yo man who was fricking pro at Ms pacman and digdug.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My mom is actually pretty good at Tetris, we used to hold tournaments when we had family gatherings and she was always in the top 3 (and my relatives actually took it fairly seriously)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hnng

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Escape from this fantasy world

                https://imgur.com/a/gkV4ODz

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I see

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tetris 99
                >gangbang
                NOOOOOOOOO

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Escape from this fantasy world

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          my uncle is 50 something, he's a riot for Galaga
          >Uncle, there's a galaga machine there!
          >Cool
          >...would you beat the highscore and put my name for a beer?
          >Frick out of my way kid, let me show you how a master does it
          i swear my initials are in like 8 different places because of him

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's an unfathomably based uncle. I'm jealous anon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            My aim is to be like this for my nephews when they get older

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          My mother was an Astrosmash autist.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adult son
    >not a shota son
    ruined

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Aarokira

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad got me my first console, a PS1 he was able to get from his work friend.
    I didn't realize it at that age, but we weren't a very high income family, so something like that must have been huge. Would always watch me play Rayman if he wasn't too tired from night shifts.
    Miss him dearly, I don't know how he did it. I found his checkbooks from those years, never realized how much we were scraping by. With all that he did for us, things never seemed the least bit dire financially.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my parents got my gifts together because i wasn't raised in a broken home
    >first game my parents let me play was Commander Keen on their home office IBM around 1992
    >first game my parents bought me and my brother was (tie) Super Mario Allstars / Jurassic Park 1 with a SNES xmas 1993

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad got me a PS2 and fricked off to raise some other c**ts kids

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My young childhood was playing games with my uncle on his SNES (but my controller was unplugged) and when I was old enough to figure it out, my uncle gifted it to me as he had gotten a PC and I played the shit out of FF2 (FF4) and Chrono Trigger (he was a big RPG guy). Great times.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please add an R in the future to "you", so my brain doesn't get frustrated reading that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you mom buy your your first console/game?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom got me a Nintendo entertainment system for charismas of 1989. We had snuck out into the stockings early to find a copy of super mario 2, beef jerky and those little bear cookies filled with chocolate. I was so excited when me and my brother unwrapped the NES i started hyperventilating and threw up all over the place. My mom still has this on vhs and shows people when they come over to visit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome, nice, classic, good post. Nice to see there are decent people on the internet still

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was around when Pokemon Red and Blue came out so I was around 6 or 7 years old. I remember it being my birthday and mom took me to Walmart and said I could get any game boy game I wanted. Saw the red box with Charizard on it and that was it. That moment always stuck with me because mom was more happy for me than I was getting a new game. I’m sorry mom. I should have been a better son to you.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not making a daughter-sister-wife with your mom is crrrringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Video Games

      Remember when my dad surprised me with Power Blade and SMB 3, he yelled at me from the kitchen asking what the hell i had done to one of the cupboards and i had no idea what he was talking about, then he opened the cupboard door and said "look at this mess" and the two games where sitting on a shelf at eye-level, funny thing was we where supposed to go to some neighbours house to have dinner so my mom was pissed that he gave me the game before us going to them and was sure i was going to complain the whole time about not being able to play the games but i actually behaved (and got to play the games for a while when we got home from the dinner around 22.00 which was really late for me) must have been like 6 or 7 at the time

      [...]
      I'm Swedish hence ESL (and I'm tired as frick which doesn't help)

      https://i.imgur.com/6K1d6Hq.jpg

      Did you mom buy you your first console/game?

      code?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad didnt let me watch saturday morning cartoons and certainly not buy video games, so i begged my mom to buy a cereal box with a rayman 3 demo in it which was my first real game even though it was a demo, i played the shit out of that demo so i still know the music by heart

    Later on my dad relented and bought me Lotr Return of the king and i spent days killing orcs in it

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Mom is definitely the source of my autism and was really into video games before I was born. Her inability to establish any kind of maternal care for me made her more into a babysitter figure and definitely gave me attachment issues. She was pretty good at Mario though.

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