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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just cheat?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didn't he just cheat?
      He doesn't like bringing his work home

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always hated that homosexual

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being so antisocial that you couldn't just go to /erg/ and ask some mule to drop a shit ton of runes and items

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a career where I can excel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that every office job ever?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        CARLOS

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this has to be fake, what the frick

    1. account sharing seems like a big celebrity would be very cautious about
    2. action rpgs are all about adventuring, is he that much of a casual?
    3. $1,000 is an INSANE amount. I've done week 1 raids in MMOs to funnel all the gear to one buyer for about the same sum, and that's got a shit ton of FOMO and prestige. What the frick did he pay for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >account sharing seems like a big celebrity would be very cautious about
      hahahahahahaha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally bragged about it to some low card wrestlers. That's how it came out, they were talking about how cool Randy was to them and then they mentioned in passing that he told them he paid a guy 1k to grind elden ring for him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        celebrities are weird man, I would never tell anyone I spent money to skip gameplay, let alone a thousand bucks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its real, the news came from a stream from Brennan Williams and Mansoor Al-Shehail who are former WWE wrestlers who just got laid off.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait Venom Jesus got laid off?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          fraid so

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lots of people got laid off recently after the UFC TKO Holdings Merger was finally completed, they said it was cost cutting measures or something and then shortly afterwards announced a new 1.4 billion tv deal

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1.4 billion dollar deal
            Which is down from their previous 1.5 billion dollar TV deal, and came at the cost of losing 2 other TV deals for Raw and NXT. They're actually, for the first time in a very long time, probably not lying about needing to cut costs after they got the boot from Fox.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are talking about different deals though, this current Smackdown 1.4 bil deal with the USA Network is up from the previous 1 bil Fox deal they have been on since 2019.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but that comes at the cost of the 1.5 they were getting for Raw and NXT, which USA dropped to get Smackdown. Also this comes after their CFO basically guaranteeing a 50% increase on the deals pre-merger.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Raw and NXT contracts are still being negotiated though and once they go through they will be up even more money.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, wwe investor. Whatever you say. The smackdown deal didn't go up lol.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Old Raw Contract was 256 mil annually
                >$1.325 Billion
                >Old Smackdown Contract was 200 mil x 5
                >1 Billion
                >New is 1.4 Billion
                It's up, and you are somehow forgetting that Raw and NXT will negotiate new deals and bring in more money to replace the previous USA deal, whether its with them or another network.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                265 mil annually*

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he's injured, probably close to a return.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            by venom jesus he meant mansoor, who recited Bane and some MGS scenes at the HWNDU thing before he got signed to WWE. he did get released last week or so. orton will be back eventually, but venom jesus/jihadi jesus/ mansoor was fired.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brennan Williams
        Ain't that the guy that fricked up /vp/ with a Honchkrow? That's a name I haven't heard for a long time. Never knew he went from football player to WWE jobber.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, he was the NFL chad that heem'd /vp/. He became a wrestler and got hired by wwe where he shitposted /asp/ memes live on air with Jerry The King Lawler and Brock Lesnar.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >singing the start of the One Piece 4kids intro
            >"...What?"
            >it's like one of my Japanese animes
            >he's a big guy!
            So he also was hired to write the scripts or what?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they gave him a shot on commentary for like 2 weeks and booted him off because he kept spouting memes and not JUST following what they told him to say

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Somebody at USA is a patrician because this is an absolute kino pick
            This is hilarious. I wish I could have seen it live

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$1,000 is an INSANE amount
      it's about 3 days of work at most jobs in the US

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        People make 75 dollars per hour in muttistan?
        Shut the frick up lmao, i bet you're not even an amerigolem.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do as the tower climber, and those fricks are always hiring

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not in USA you dont, at the high end they make 30 - 40 an hour which is still much better than most jobs but you have to free climb 200ft tall towers in the rain

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I earn $2500 a week, so about $500 per day. Buuuut, taxes take so much out, so it's more like $300 per day.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not, US average median hourly wage is only $28 and that number is massively skewed by super high wage jobs, which most jobs aren't, being generous if you are paid a full 8 hours thats only 185, 5 days is 925, a full work week.
        Now most people in USA don't make that much, most jobs in USA pay like 7.25 - 10 dollars.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's 20 days of work for me in Puerto Rico. Being a wagie sucks ass.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's about 3 days of work at most jobs in the US
        More like 2 weeks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude has to be a complete moron or just didn't like/understand the game. You don't even have to be a guideBlack person. Just stumble into a few dungeons, explore around. At some point your levels bloat like crazy from simply existing. Of course, if you remember to pick up your runes and spend them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have aspergers

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    people just mad it wasnt them getting $1000 to level up someone else's character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      im mad because it probably took that guy 10 minutes. dude got ripped off

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean If I had his money I'd probably do dumber shit.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why ARPG is a no skill genre, just grind lmao

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He beat the game

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did someone even write a fricking article about this? Even as gaming news this shit sucks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's a celeb and wrestling cultists will click any non-wrestling article that features a wrestler

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    basic computer skills really are like magic to normies

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's more beta? Charging people for you to play a game for them or paying someone $1,000 USD to play a game for you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is charging someone to play their video games for them beta? that's like vidya cucking and they pay you for the privelage
      >oh no dude you're gonna pay me money to play this sweet ass video game help me biden

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick? Why? It's not even some online MMO, it's literally a single player game. Also why the frick would he pay someone to level it for him is he streaming it or something?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheats with steroids
    >cheats with game boosters
    contact sports are for actual gays lmao

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine the kind of person who plays video games lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Instead I sit on twitter and b***h about politics

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It happens to all these old fart celebrities, has beens that are way past their prime, have faded into obscurity, you think of them at random, look them up and they're complaining about contemporary American politics on the internet. every single time.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What in the ever loving frick is up with this hola como estas no habla espaniol la pedido el sexo gato moustache of his? How long has he had it? Looks gay as frick.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over for him, what will he even do now, now that THE Ganker disapproves of what he did in a videogame

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just download a trainer, moron.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's okay because he's Randy Orton. Now, the fat stoner I know who did this after two hours of playing the game and talks about how great the game is despite never having beaten it and getting all of his information about the plot from some YouTube named Zullie the Witch? That guy is a moron.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I like how you and everyone else can't fathom spending a few hours a day or every other day playing at your own pace.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have wives, kids and a job. I'm not the only man who does. I have only a few hours on the weekends to play games. I don't have time to grind, like I did when I was a teen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those few hours a week are the time you have to grind motherfricker. This isn't a joke. You didn't beat the game unless you put the work in. If you decide not to make the sacrifices because you're "too busy" then fine- go for it. But you didn't beat the game. You might as well watch a youtube video of the game. You saw the game end, but you didn't beat the game if someone else played it for you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine actually playing videogames. Couldn’t be me!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My time is valuable to me, unlike yours.
          I will look up a guide,
          I will look up the most optimized builds,
          and I will pay someone else to grind out the shitty parts for me.

          I played the game, beat it, and I'm satisfied with how I went about it. Keep seething and holding onto the only thing you have pride in, "gamer."

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Re Read what I types. Before I quit my last job I know what having limited time is like, so I just tookand used the little time I had on either games, anime or painting a model kit. "I have only a few hours", then unless you have to absolutely do something else you've got game time, just play at your own pace. There nothing wrong with taking 4 months to a year to finish a game, in that sense you aren't on anyone's time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Elden Ring, you don't have to grind in the game. Just play the game and you'll get the runes you need to level up.
        >b-b-but I need to steamroll the game to have fun!
        It's called looking up the most busted weapons you can get early on and just going and getting those.
        >but I don't want to do that I want to my instant gratification now!
        Then play a gacha, you clearly don't mind wasting your money or playing games that don't challenge you, it's perfect for "people" like you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spending time for my hobbies?? what am I a virgin??
        the absolute state of entitled homosexuals

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have wives, kids and a job.
        lol, too subtle for nuneonuveo/v/.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, seriously?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup! Source? I hear voices in my head, they talk to me and tell me things that I will do and show me things I'll do to (you).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's like 7 foot tall

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the fun part
    But souls games don't have a fun part.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mass replying homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe ya nerd

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        attention prostitute

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Orton giving someone a free chance at life at finally getting to play euro train simulator (without DLC)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Based Orton giving someone a free chance at life
      bro its a thousand dollars
      he'd make more working a job for a week

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah maybe if he worked as a firefighter, prison guard or heavy machinery technician, no jobs will pay close to that unless you are educated, trained, or willing to do high risk shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          bruh i was in high school making $700 a week at mcdonalds and they'd have doubled that if i told them i was available for nights

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you were the shift manager maybe you'd have made that much, otherwise the only way to make that much would be doing double shifts everyday.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game so bad you have to pay people to play it for you

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That no good son of a b***h, is there no low he won’t sink to?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fake fighting
    >fake playing
    Fits. Professional wrestling is cringe, wrestling fans are turbocringe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Professional wrestling
      >fake fighting
      wrestling is theater, anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that what I said?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you do realize they still have to perform stunts, right?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, stunts, fake action, meticulously planned. You wouldn't call choreographed lightsaber duels anything more than fake fighting, would you?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you do realize they still have to perform stunts, right?

              Isn't that what I said?

              >Professional wrestling
              >fake fighting
              wrestling is theater, anon

              >fake fighting
              >fake playing
              Fits. Professional wrestling is cringe, wrestling fans are turbocringe.

              it sounds gay to say but it's true
              wrestling isnt "fake" its predetermined
              any stunts they do are real
              i saw this shit live in person
              it's fricking insane what these wrestlers do
              the part thats "fake" is whoever lets the winner get a 3-count pin on them. Idk how you fake picrel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up ya obese smark

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, I don't understand your cringe wrestling terminology.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing ya need to do is lose weight and stop shoving wrestling figures up ya ass ya obese smelly smark AAAHHHYESSIR BBDWTOS

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Genuine mental illness.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But enough about you

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              we don't sign our posts here

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright bros, give me your favorite wrestling vidya

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy kwab

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm sure he will read this and give you 1k, bro.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf why don't more normies start paying neets to do stupid shit in-game for them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      millinoaire wrestlers aren't "normies" that work 9-5 jobs and return home to fat wives that hate them and play video games to escape the grind

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    paying someone $1000 to level up your character so that the content is trivial is not smart. its pretty dumb.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard Kevin Nash was raped in the sizzling summer of 1992
    Is it true?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      afraid so

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >29
        BAWK

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >29
        BAWK

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH MY HEAVENS!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        RAED HO RAED

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No matter the time
        No matter the year

        IT KEEPS ON HAPPENING!!!!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOLFIE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BAWK

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ding-dong diddly

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Finna? Test finna

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    story of Randy's life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aitch is bald, Randy wins again baby

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but who has the best entrance theme?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kane

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Blue Kane.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kane. No contest.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Red Machine, Kane.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Power level your character

    You learned nothing. Congratulations.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did that with Borderlands 2, where I just imported a level 80 saved file from someone else onto my PC. You must think I'm crazy if you think I'm willing to play the fricking three times just to meet max level and actually face the toughest difficulty, along with the grinding that goes along with it.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he boot up a trainer or CE and do it himself for free?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why go through the effort of learning something if you can just pay someone to do it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think he played on pc? Lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It genuinely didn't cross my mind. I forgot people play this shit on consoles.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally who, are you guys mad because you didnt get paid to play vidya? i dont understand the outrage.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a single player game isn't it?

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orton is fricking based. He didn't waste his time on Miyazaki's slop, he knows shit game design when he sees it and didn't waste his time on the slog that is Elden Ring. 1000 bucks is clearly nothing to him.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake THIS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone did this to me irl one time and it almost fricking killed me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey owen hows about for the finish you piledr-ACK!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orton did happen to be one of those kind of matches where it's hard to fake certain things. Clearly they are all orchestrated stunts, but some things aren't really done in wrestling anymore due to a certain threshold of pain being involved. I've always respected Orton for this no holds barred match specifically back in 2004 at backlash.
      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8n3chp

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >threshold of pain
        LOL homie be fricking for real, the only reason DubyaDubya doesn't allow it anymore of because of Benoit's insanity and having a second case like that in this day and age may actually kill off wrestling for real this time. If it hadn't happen, they damn well would still be doing more dangerous stunts, but as reports come out of wrestlers getting too fricked eventually, they would dial it down at least a few steps.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick these errors, anymore is* and happened*. I need to go to bed.
          Also the best spot in that OrtonFoley match is the nutshot leg drop with the barbed bat. Fricking brutal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This match was something that could have easily shortened Folly's lifespan as a wrestler. Orton on the other hand only got a taste of what Attitude era or ECW was like. But it's still fricking painful and you gotta respect when wrestlers agree to do the extreme shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quit being a mark bruh, Foley's career was on life support after Hell in a Cell. It's a miracle he even survived it, he ended up retiring about 2 years after for a reason. Anyone with a brain knows how dangerous pro wrestling can be, and you won't find me disagreeing. Shit wouldn't be so bad if creative knew how to write a good fricking storyline instead of singular moments.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >oley's career was on life support after Hell in a Cell.
              Well i was going to mention that 2000 match as something where the true injury began. If anything folly did pull off all the stunts correctly in that match. Potentially one of them went sort of like 50/50 on the execution. Orchestrated or not that was certainly adding to fricking up his body even further.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Benoit was murdered

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally whomst?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This a shoot?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You tell me

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic heel move
    Nuclear heat from nerd marks incoming

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GLASS BREAKS
    >GUITAR RIFFS
    LET ME TELL YOU SISSIES SOMETHING: THAT RANDY ORTON IS A LITTLE b***h! PAYING 1000 DOLLARS
    >WHAT?
    1 KAY
    >WHAT?
    1 GOORAND
    >WHAT?
    500 CASES OF BEER, JUST TO PLAY A DAMN VIDEO GAME, AND NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE! EVERYONE KNOWS SOULS GAMES ARE FOR homosexualS AND FEMBOYS! IF HE WERE A REAL MAN, HE WOULD HOP HIS PANSY ASS ON CALLADOODY, PICK UP A FRICKING MIC, AND GET HIS SORRRRRRY SON-OF-A-b***h ASS 360 STUNNER SCOPED BY STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
    HELL SON, I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING CALLADOODY FOR REAL UNTIL I CALL SOMEBODY A Black person!
    >WHAT?
    A Black person!
    >WHAT?
    A GAWDDAMN Black person. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,
    CAUSE STONE COLD, SAID SO!
    >CAUSE STONE COLD, SAID SO!
    NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GO BEAT DEBRAH BECAUSE I LOST A GATDAMN MATCH OF COD!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AW HELL YEAH

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Isaiah

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many bags has Orton shit in again?

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like something he would do at least

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the games I've always wanted to try playing but never did was Final Fantasy XI, the original FF MMO. For shits and giggles I remember looking up the achievements for that game and the guide gave the estimated completion time of two years. Two fricking years. I remember thinking to myself that If I were a multimillionaire, I'd just pay a team of people to do nothing but play Final Fantasy XI whenever I wasn't using my Xbox account. When their family and friends asked them what they do for a living they could say they play Final Fantasy XI, and they would be telling the truth. This is just dumb shit I think about.

    I'm sure Final Fantasy XIV is the same way with trophies, but I haven't played that game yet either.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the reason why i dislike elden ring. It incentivises grinding. I have never had this problem before in souls games. Open world ruined this franchise.

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