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pretty good thread i must say
I really just visitGanker anymore to report extreme garbage posts
Better than most stuff on Ganker. Having fun and can talk about games instead of hate and twitter screencap, and masturbation threads.
They're waiting for you Gordon..
In the test chamberrrrrrrrrrrr
WAAHHHH!!!!!
GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED! GET KNOCKED!
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
it's not funny
GET SHOOT SIR, GET SHOOT
What part is supposed to be funny anon? That's just the sound it makes.
Yeah I know it's fricking awful. What were they thinking making that the gun sound?
It is comedic because in a roundabout way the PLAP meme has come full circle, past the material realm of coomerism, and turned into a genuine form of idealistic funposting. True oldgays, sparse as they might be, will appreciate PLAP PLAP PLAP due to its ironically innocent nature, transcending the spite-driven modality of shitposting to become something more than the sum of its parts. The not only affirms the simplicity and verisimilitude of chan memes, it is presented in such a fashion that can only "work" within the constraints of an imageboard format. Plapposting is one of the few trends of the past few years that manages to translate the essence of old chan culture into a new age.
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT GET SHOT
ahh im bleeding *bleeds*
GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT GET HIT
BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
PLING
AIIEEEEEEE
is the Garand forever fated to be the only PLING gun in all of human history?
Probably. En bloc clips were a stopgap solution during a very narrow window in history where the army needed a semi-auto rifle for every infantryman but also didn't trust box magazines for general use. The design demands of modern firearms make them largely pointless, even if they are pretty neat.
cod 2 was console trash
Why is Ganker so obsessed with repetitive loud sound effects lately?
fomp
swoooooooooo
swooooo
swooooooo
BOOM
fomp
SHWOOoooooooooooooo....
....oooooooOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOM
BEE-BEE BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.......
DO YOU SUCK DICKS? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
>mfw I get that mod reference
>mfw I realize how old it is
>Crack Life is older than most people on this board
Terrifying
It's only 2012, I doubt most people here are under 11.
Are you absolutely sure about that?
I'M AFRAID WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE GAY SEX, GORDON
FRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKSLORPSLORPSLORPFRICKFRICKFRICK HREEEEEEEEEWH CALL HOH SIS FOR JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJ JO JOJ
Citizens aren't supposed to have guns.
*gunge
I had an image with all these sounds written, but I don't anymore 🙁
I unironically ragequit HL1 just before the Xen portal because you have to protect a fricking scientists (in hard difficulty) by basically being a Wild West sharpshooter and not miss a bit, after having to deal with the rest of the game before for hours in a row in this difficulty, pretty straining
im all for difficulty but its nice to have easier parts in between to take a breather or cool parts with music, here you can't have the opportunity to enjoy hit, and the part dwith a tank the tank was actually more of a handicap than help
sounds like you haven't ordered enough cheese lately
why??
Shouldn't have touched the microwave.
I've played through HL1 probably a dozen times and maybe had the scientist die once. Use the gluon gun to kill any aliens that get close to him and you'll be fine.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
oh no! not the Artifact fanbase!
all one of them…
Whoa, it's queen's tea knockers hour already? Goodness me ,mates let's eat some scrumpty crackers
Best thread on Ganker this year. Put me in the screenshot
GORDON DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR ALL THIS HE'S A HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
Half Life 2 is a bad sequel
Black Mesa is a bad remake
And this is bad bait
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
GET HUNG GET HUNG GET HUNG GET HUNG
>Black Mesa is a bad remake
that's true doe
both are
BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN
BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN
GET WELDED GET WELDED GET WELDED GET WELDED GET WELDED GET WELDED
GET WELDED GET WELDED GET WELDED GET WELDED GET WELDED GET WELDED
It's actually pretty superhuman to swing a crowbar as rapidly as Gordon does
Trrrrrrrrriussssssss
Plaz
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NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE
heck no
Nice thread, OP did good today
i thought owning a crowbar would bring me happiness
it didn't
Go smash open some skulls with that crowbar that might make you happy
that's the issue
society doesn't let me smash heads or break doors with my beautiful crowbar
ARE YOU GUYS GOING TRICK OR TREATING?
>t.
This is the sound that chain chomps make when they have sex in those Wyerframez animations.
Forced meme.