Direct starts in 1 hour
>YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/live/s7t5jnpkCkI?feature=share
>Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/nintendo?sr=a
Direct starts in 1 hour. >YouTube
Direct starts in 1 hour
>YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/live/s7t5jnpkCkI?feature=share
>Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/nintendo?sr=a
Omg they copied the flipnote birds
>we want the reddit audience
>10 FPS
it's just a bad direct la, doesn't mean much
A HECKING PIDGEON GAME? THIS TOTALLY DESERVES TO BE IN MY 40 MINUTE VIDEO GAME DIRECT! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HOLY FRICKING SHIT FRICK THE 67 YEAR OLD BOOMERS AT NINTENDO, WHO THE FRICK MADE THIS SHIT?
>japan gets fate samurai
>we get esports news shit
frick off nintendo america
YOURE.
A.
PIGEON.
OH SWEET, BIRDS
>rythm battle royale
DROPPED
>Wii shovelware
How has the switch fallen to this
Yeah it looks like the switch is dying
Hopefully this ends with a switch 2 announcement
>actual birdshit
Can we get a new Rhythm Heaven please
Heh, that Coo joke was funny
THE UK STREAM IS SHOWING SOME SPLATOON CHAMPIONSHIP WHAT IS THE US DIRECT SHOWING
UK is also getting a physical pikmin 1 and 2, dunno about americans
fat anime milkers
catgirl built to pump up with whipped cream like a nuke
That's a wolf moron.
But yeah blow her up.
Sorry, wolf, my bad.
Frick imagine her packed tight, a creaking pulsing wolf girl bomb awoo-ing lustily as she b u l g e s out and prepares to burst
Nice, I like how you think...
unf plump tummy and thighs
just imagine her groping her sweaty hot body as she gets ready to fricking detonate, cream leaking from anywhere it can in a vain attempt to relieve the pressure
just a bouncy jiggly taut timebomb
sex with mio mama
>no tomodachi life
>making a battle royale game in 2023
FRICKING BATTLE ROYALE SHIT AGAIN? WHERES THE REAL MULTIPLAYER GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVE ME PICTURES TO LOOK AT WHILE MY OVEN PREHEATS
OH NO NO NO NO TENDIEBROS WHERE’S PERSONA 3 RELOAD?!
Anyone tracking what they're showing on JP stream? I just tuned in and you can't scroll back.
I WANNA FRICK PENNY
STILL NO PERSONA 3 RELOAD AND METHAPHOR REFANTAZIO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
WHY IS EVERYTHING A REMAKE OR PORT
WHY
WHY HAS IT BEEN LIKE THIS YEARS NINTENDO
WHY
Pigeon Simon says? It's different, I'll give it that.
only 20 minigames. thats like half of what mario party 1 had 25 years ago.
do indies really?
Sex with penny
>coo-l
>impeckably
flocking good puns, made me laugh
I NEED COO
Literal shovelware
Surely there are better games in the JP direct they omitted still coming to the west than this pigeon shit
YO
WHERE
ARE
THE
FRICKING
GAMES
penis
bruh Nintendo has nothing interesting here besides that Peach game
homosexuals
hot
bottom
top
yep seems legit
Peachgays...
BEAT BANGER ON SWITCH
that would work well, actually
N
The horsebawd game is gonna be released here too.
hence why he mentioned it you fricking moron
pretty lame so far
SMT V DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol lmao
Frick, I knew someone would make a webm out of this
The Switch is shit hardware but it should at least be able to play a game from 2009.
ITS THAT DICKBUTT?
>more mario kart 8 DLC courses
FRICK OFF ALREADY
holy fricking sovl
3d platformer kino is back on the menu
>inb4 the pikmin ports cost £40 each
any more than £20 each and its a fricking disaster, even that saying they should only be £15 each.
Coo!
>rhythm battle royale
wut
He turned himself into a pigeon. Funniest shot I’ve ever seen.
they will make a Battle Royale game out of everything except actual Battle Royale
ANNOUNCE THE SWITCH 2 ALREADY
How will they frick up Metal Gear? It's a PS2 game, there's no way.
>2D MARIO
2D MARIO
>2D MARIO
2D MARIO
>2D MARIO
2D MARIO
>2D MARIO
2D MARIO
>2D MARIO
2D MARIO
>2D MARIO
2D MARIO
>2D MARIO
2D MARIO
THE EMOJIIS WEREN'T IN THE PEACH GAME
Wait what
Well at least Nintendo has the decency to show off trailers with actual gameplay
this looks kinda sovl i guess
oh shit sonic mania devs
that slight hesitation at saying coo actually got me
MORE SHOVELWARE
MR WHITEHEAD I KNEEL
>team behind Sonic Mania
I will try your game.
>mario kart toilet course
5 MINUTES LEFT
>3D Sonic with a grappling hook
I'm interested.
I'd swear MGS2 was only running at 30FPS
MORE MARIO KART
>tfw have a copy of this with the art book and got it signed by David Hayter
It’s literally a downgraded version of your picture because it isn’t hd and doesn’t have peacewalker. Why are people excited for it? Are they zoomer Black folk who were shitting their diapers when the ps3/360 collection came out?
a fricking pigeon.
>brown female lead
Yuck
Genuinely the worst direct of the Switch era
Still better than the one that was nothing but back to back farm games
MUST IMPREGNATE PENNY
>mania devs
I didn't even need to know, this looks really good
oh shit, THAT was their new game!?
automatic buy
holy shit Hatoful bros, we fricking won
>wave 5
how many fricking waves does this shit have?
8
Seems like we're growing out of vidya lad... Never thought the day would come.
Nah, i still love em. the constant rerererelease of ports and remakes is getting annoying though
BRING ON THE R34
Not my problem you're racist, sounds like a personal problem.
Why did they make her look so anxious, just looking at her is making me nervous.
Switch is over. Give us a new console.
While there have been some exciting announcements this is a pretty mid Direct so far.
Fatebros, where the frick are our frames?
>Snake's Revenge
Frick yeah
I was briefly excited for a game where you can be a pigeon
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
PENNY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shitty art style but might be ludo
If this was the exact same game with exact same footage but main character was mario you'd all be shitting yourself right now
admit it
PIDGEON BROS
WE FRICKING WON
Man all this direct did was make me realize how out of touch I am with games targeted at nintentoddlers
when i said i wanted a huge variety of games to play in the future i didn't meant this
PENIS?
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PIGEON MORTYYYYYYY
frick off Mario
yoyo game looks fun
WHERE ARE THE GEIMUS SHIT DIRECT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MORE MARIOSLOP
IT'S WIGGER WEDNESDAY
THAT LOOKS COOL
it was just the hd collection with a digital code for MGS1, this one we're actually getting MGS1 in the package and Snakes Revenge. You're out of your element
It also came with MGS4
Yay more mobile game courses!
holy shit penny is best game so far
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>another DLC
it's legitimately fricking over
>"wtf is this kusoge"
>see team 17 logo
>instantly think the game looks good now
star ocean 2 looks fricking awful
>shit-tasters are wienersucking homosexuals
clockwork
I'm gonna be real with you guys I'm straight up not having a good time.
hahahaha ok nintendo hahahah this was funny
but show metroid now
ok
show it
show us metroid
pretty sure Prime 4 is a Switch 2 game
Thread's going by so fast nobody will see me posting e-girls
based
More
what even is the salsa for this?
I saw it, anon. Thank you.
>Star ocean 2 remake
Why don't these homosexuals just release mk9?
Star Ocean Second Story (in the style of Octopath)
NIGGLER
>Star Ocean
japan keeps on winning
>made by sonic mania's team
finally, a good 3D Sonic game
Just make a new Mario kart for God’s sake
>Star Ocean 2 remake
What the frick, who asked for this?
PETEY MY homie
NIGGLER!!!!
Give us fricking switch 2 I can't do this anymore
It was in the first chapters, now it looks normal
Niggler!
>STILL NO KONGS
fire emblem 4 NOW
I always liked how the 360 release was the same price but it didn't include 4.
FRICKING WIGGER
MYSTERY homieS
3 games so far
RACE TRAITOOOOOOOOOOOORS
IT'S WIGGER WEDNESDAY
>remaking the only Star Ocean I actually played
Nyooooooooo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
WHY IS THERE STILL MARIO KART 8
NIGGLER
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
>WIGGER WEDNESDAY
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
>WIGGER WEDNESDAY
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
>WIGGER WEDNESDAY
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
>WIGGER WEDNESDAY
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
>WIGGER WEDNESDAY
HAPPY WIGGER WEDNESDAY
dude it's literally been 4 and a half fricking years since they restarted metroid prime 4
STAR OCEAN SLOP
>スターオーシャンSLOP
STAR OCEAN SLOP
>スターオーシャンSLOP
STAR OCEAN SLOP
>スターオーシャンSLOP
STAR OCEAN SLOP
>スターオーシャンSLOP
STAR OCEAN SLOP
>スターオーシャンSLOP
STAR OCEAN SLOP
>スターオーシャンSLOP
STAR OCEAN SLOP
>スターオーシャンSLOP
OCTOPATH BTFO
HD2D STAR OCEAN 2 MOTHERFRICKERS
MARIO KART 8
>ka-mech
Is Mr. Voiceover an ESL?
>still no Diddy
wigger
>KAH MECH
STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
>STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
>STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
>STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
>STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
>STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
>STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
>STAR OCEAN 2 2.5D REMAKE ON JAPANESE STREAM
>CAH MICK
Is that how it always was?
ITS HITLER. WAIT I MEAN WIGGLER
We're going to be playing Mario Kart 8 for the next 100 years
MARYO CAR!!!
THEY FINALLY DID IT
Got any wiggas in chat?
>no funky
It's honestly both
It also makes more sense when you realize that there's actually like 4 types of game and every game in existence if an offshoot of one of those
WIGGLERBROS
WE
FRICKING
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
but I bathed yesterday...
the only way I'd bathe again so soon is if you joined me
KAMEK BROS
WE WON
KA-MECH
thread is going so fast, no one will notice me posting moot
who is that guy and what's a moot
I see your mootles
Wigger Wednesday
NO PRIME 4
NO PRIME 4
NO PRIME 4
>No Pauline
It’s over…
Nigglers
IT LOOKS WORSE THAN THE PS1 VERSION
FRICK 2DHD
FRICK 2DHD
FRICK 2DHD
KAMEKCHADS
WHERE THE FRICK IS PAULINE
ITS WIGGER WEDNESDAY
From the JP Direct.
LITERAL SHIT
>LITERAL SHIT
LITERAL SHIT
>LITERAL SHIT
LITERAL SHIT
>LITERAL SHIT
LITERAL SHIT
>LITERAL SHIT
LITERAL SHIT
>LITERAL SHIT
BIG FINAL REVEAL CMON
2D MARIO PLEASE
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEE ONLY 5 MINUTES LEFT
here's your grand finale bro
>mario kart 8 dlc
>9 year old game dlc
KA MECH
NO PERSONA 3 RELOAD
NO PERSONA 3 RELOAD
>PIRANHA PLANT CHADS LETS GOOOOOO
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
>STILL no precise date release for wave 5
what the frick are they doing?
no diddy? NO FRICKING DIDDY KONG?!!!!!!
PLANT BROS RISE UP
MAGIKOOPA BROS, WE'RE IN
Wait it was pronounced kah-mek the entire time
>star ocean
who cares about this?
I do
I care, shits kind of cool.
me (on the left)
OH FRICK YEAH 2D-HD STAR OCEAN
decent direct, ngl
Oh shit Star Ocean homies Oh shit
Oh cool Star Ocean 2
FRICK OFF I WANTED CHRONO TRIGGER REEEER
WIGGER CHADS
IT'S FINALLY #WIGGERWEDNESDAY
>ANOTHER REMAKE
holy
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ooooooh
funky bros it's over
Very, very happy for the Mania team, I really hope they do a physical release. Gonna grab that game
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
>it's wednesday today too
POTTERY
yay more remakes! i HATE new games
>More Mario Kart 8 dlc
We are never going to get Mario Kart 9
They already announced a bunch of 8 dlc anon
Next console, from this direct I'm already predicting they're already getting ready to shelve this one
THEY ALREADY SAID MK8 DLC GOES TIL 2024
MK9 COMES OUT AFTER ON SWITCH 2
oh fricking gross
They are gonna en with the 2D mario game
SUDENLY STAR OCEAN 2
>girl with mystical powers
What the frick happened to gaming? Like, really?
jews and trannies
millennials never grew out of the games they played when they were kids
This looks horrible. It's three extremely different art styles clashing.
Remake and port chads winning yet again
>Star Ocean 2 remake
Well Snap
the 10th remake of the Direct, so epic
have a nice day unironically
Another octpath trash.
Holy shit, star ocean looks GOOD
>Kamek finally got in
>Undeveloped
Nice
>More remakes
You want something new? Are you moronic?
This entire direct is just fricking embarrassing
it's the worst nintendo direct yet
How the frick would vampire survivors coop work? I'd get annoyed with stopping when other people level up
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
kongbros... we didn't pray enough
new monkey dong game will be announced at the end of the direct, screenshot this
>oops all remakes
Huh what the frick, that actually looks intradasting.
>rpg with pixel graphics in 3d world
YAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNN
>SO2
LET'S FRICKING GO.
This mix of 2D sprites in 3D environments looks wrong.
It's also overused to hell and back at this point
The 3D assets looked wrong to me too, I'll have to look at it more carefully after the direct is over because a lot of lighting effects seemed to be glitching out or simply looked crappy.
I really do not like this art style and dislike that Octopath Traveler made it popular for some reason.
WHAT ABOUT THE FRICKING DQ3 ONE???????????????????
WIGGER WEDNESDAY BROS!
The psp remakes looks better, holy shit.
Tri ace is done
JRPG BROS???
>pixelshit characters in realistic world
JUST FRICKING STOP WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY
JUST MAKE THEM 3D YOU FRICKING homosexual ASS DEVS
the entire chat on the youtube stream spammed zzzzzzzzzzz on every release so far aside from the mario kart 8 dlc announcement
Wii U chads can we ever stop winning
>2d low fps sprite animations on super detailed 3d scenery
that looks fricking disgusting
nah
WIGGER WEDNESDAY
WTF star ocean? Did not see that shit coming
Square Enix is putting their actual RPGs on the Switch. Good to know.
I never played star ocean before should I play 2 or start at 1?
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fricking wiggler
now two Motoi Sakuraba titles are getting remastered.
Star Ocean and Baten Kaitos.
golden sun chads... are we next...?
WEEB JRPG ANONS WE EATING GOOD AHHHHHHHHH AJSDFJKNASDJKN
NONSTOP FCKING GOYSLOP
GAMING IS DEAD
SHUT UP YOU SNOYS
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE GAMES
GET OUT OF OUR THREAD
Another square enix saving the switch
>another 2D3D remake
>Still no release date for DQ3 2D3D game
FRICKING HOW
holy shit i forgot about that already, maybe they will save it for when they have dqxii news?
IDK HOW WE HAVE A MONTH FOR NEW DQM THAT IM JUST NOW FRICKING HEARING ABOUT BUT STILL NOTHING ON THE REMAKE
Finally an actual fricking game
Why Star Ocean 2 then, where the frick is 1
Nobody gives a shiit about 1 compared to 2
1 remaster has been out for a while, anon. Look up First Departure.
Star Ocean 1 already had its remake
That's some real bad framedrops
WHERE THE FRICK IS METROID
>real time
Ignored.
is this the power of nintendo? the so called best gaming dev? whew tendies this is too much kek
>SO2 Remake
NINTENDO
FRICKING
WON
ok, 4 mins left, it's probably just FE4 remake
no time for totk dlc
This isn't the Star Ocean where the characters realize they're in a video game halfway through the story, right?
That's 3, so no
>Star Ocean
where's your new mainline Star game Sega
WARIO NUMBER 1
we need more marioslop
Why does Kamek has such a bad shading?
No more 2.5D bullshit please... I fricking hate this art style
frick off Wario
Warioware?
NO NEW DKC? NO NEW DKC? NO NEW DKC? NO NEW DK FRICKING C? frick YOU NINTENDO GET RAPED DOUBLE NGIGERS FAFGGOT
WARIO LAND 5
FRICKING
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
WAGGLESLOP
WARIO CHADS
RISE UP
WARIO WARE
NINTENDO WON AGAIN OMG
NEW WARIOWARE
>still no metroids
it's over
oh shit wario's back.... AGAIN
good show?
>time's almost up
Primebros...
It's time to give up.
finally some good fricking food
WARIO WARE
SHOVE IT UP YOUR OWN ASS
>Warioware remake instead of Wario Land
Slop
>remake
Fricking idiot
what's up with this chat
>some game or character that everyone has seen/played 10 years ago
>YEAH YEAH UHU I LOVE YOU AAA YEES
Geno fans are excited to play his game for the first time
WARIO TIME!
WARIO CHADS WE STAY WINNING
WARIO BROS WON
>Warioware
DIRECT SAVED
>WARIOWARE
MAKE ANOTHER RHYTHM HEAVEN YOU FRICKING buttholeS
WARIOCHADS
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
WAGGLIN
FRICK YEAH! GONNA DO CELINE ENDING AGAIN!
>downgrade visuals for octopath fans
lmao awful
>MORE WARIOWARE SHIT
FRICK OFF WHERE IS WARIO LAND
This Direct has gone downhill since they announced the Peach game
Wario Ware shove it up your ass
wait the joycons have waggle
GIVE METROID WTF.
also roundhouse kick wigglers
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>joy kang controlers
>wario ware
NINTENDO IS SAVED
where's the new games?
this is a cool game announcement after suffering a debilitating back injury
WARIOCHADS
>another WarioWare game
DAMN IT NINTENDO GET IT RIGHT WE WANT WARIOLAND
No we don't, ware is miles better than platform snoreshit
please somebody make a gif of this abomination lol
>ACTION!
>SHITWARE
Tales of phantasia full remake or Lufia 1 and 2 remaster
Phantasia is perfect as is. Literally the ONLY good Tales game
SMOOTH MOVES 2222222222
SMOOTH MOVES 2
WE ARE SO FRICKING BACK BABY
>non-emulatable wario ware because of motion controls
homosexuals
Laugh at the poorgay!
keep coping and "enjoying" your ports, remakes and shovelware farming shit, imbecile
SOUL
WARIO
sex
SEEEEXOOOO AHHHHHH MI PIJAAAAA
>motion controls
SOUL
WHERE IS METROID PRIME 2 AHHHHH SAVE ME WIGGLERMAN
Here is everything that has seen shown off so far for those who missed it:
>Pokémon Scarlet/Violet - The Hidden Treasure of Area Zero DLC (The Teal Mask in Fall | The Indigo Disk in Winter)
>Sonic Superstars (Fall 2023)
>Palia (Holiday 2023)
>Persona 5 Tactica (Nov.17)
>MythForce (2023)
>Splatoon 3 - Splatfest Flavor of Ice Cream
>Detective Pikachu Returns (Oct.6)
>Super Mario RPG (Nov.17)
>New Princess Peach Game
>Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon Remaster
>Batman: Arkham Trilogy (Fall 2023)
>Gloomhaven (Sept.18)
>Just Dance 2024 Edition (Oct.24)
>Silent Hope (Oct.3) [Fedrica in Japan]
>Fae Farm (Sept.8)
>Hot Wheels Unleashed 2 - Turbocharge (Oct.19)
>Manic Mechanics (July.13)
>Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope - The Last Spark DLC (Later Today)
>Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince (Dec.1)
>Pikmin 4 (July.21)
>Pikmin 1+2 Remasters (Later Today)
>Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol.1 (Oct.24)
>Vampire Survivors (Aug.17)
>Headbangers Rhythm Royale (Oct.31)
>Penny's Big Breakaway (Early 2024)
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass Wave 5 (Summer 2023) [Petey, Wiggler, Kamek]
>Star Ocean: The Second Story R (Nov.2)
>WarioWare Move It! (Nov.3)
Japan Direct:
>Umamusume: Pretty Derby Party Dash (Worldwide 2024)
Thank you for the good work
>People on the stream not caring about Star Ocean 2 remake
Good lord people have no fricking taste
wtf even is that game?
Nobody under 20 has even heard of Star Ocean, and it's a series with no good games in recent memory.
3 minutes left.
An actually good Wario game for Switch!?!?
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU WARIO YOU SAVED DIRECT
2 min to save this event
C'mon
>that EXCELLENT
who the frick was that
That's not fricking Martinet
He died
I hate 2d3d shit so fricking much, why does every single JRPG remake have to do this shit? Let it be Octopath's thing and leave it at that.
WARIO KINO
NINTENDO WON
>No Metroid
>No SMT
>No Xenosaga remake
GROUDON-SAMA!
WARIO THE TANK ENGINE
Where's Metaphor and Personab3 reloaded?
New ashley just dropped
PARTY MODE WARIO WARE! THAY WON ANAM
koe ass yooo
>no 2d mario GAME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YESSSSSSSSS
it's over
W-Where are Wario's friends?
Wario is a loner now.
Rose of Versailles reference? In my WarioWare?
Just end it already
>ONLY PORTS AND REMAKES
I will now buy your console
nintendo just gave up..
JAPANESE HUMOR
HA HA HA HA
>new warioware
Well, that's cool at least
Finally something good
>WARIOWARE
Wario to save the day
soul
SMOOTH MOVES 2 HOLY FRICK
Holy SHIT this direct fricking sucked
you got a sequel to super mario odyssey and you ignored it because it didn't have bing bing wahoo
that's a YOU problem
WE'RE SO BACK WARIO BROS
Gaming died so that Wario could live
FINALLY A TRUE SMOOTH MOVES SEQUEL
I'VE WAITED OVER A DECADE
NICE ASS
DING DING DING
MOVE YOUR FAT BODY FREERY
>NO METROID
>NO 2D MARIO
>NO 2D ZELDA
>NO DONKEY KONG
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH MARIO RPG WAS THE ONLY BIG NEWS FRICK
What was that voice? Did they replace Charles?
Ok it's over. It's over. It's over.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
WARIOWWARE
What the frick?
People dont like warioware?
<Heavy Voice> NO!
>WARIOWARE SMOOTH MOVES SEQUEL
NINTENDO WON
>motion shit
IT'S FRICKING RUINED!!!
smooth moves was good, you pikmin glowBlack person
>he didnt played the kino wii version
THEY ENDED IT WITH A FRICKING TOY ANNOUNCEMENT FRICK YOU
what are you talking about, smooth moves was peak warioware
poncle used to work in gambling machines
there's no transactions in this game but it's still an insidious, flashy dopamine factory and it's also cheap
LETS FRICKING GOOOOO
WHERE IS SMT WHAT THE FRICK
IT'S FRICKING OVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wah.
It's not even an announcement, an ad for an event
FRICK YEAH WARIOWARE BROS WE EATIN
obese mexicans everywhere
>"Why aren't you saying anything?"
Damn my mans cheeked up
>wagglio ware
Famicom mini
DING DING DING
Wario
That building is going to STINK
WHERE THE FRICK IS F-ZERO?! NINTENDO YOU STUPID MOTHERFRICKERS WHERE IS MY GAME?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
never ever
Shit conference. Where are black women and non-binary representation? Nintendies lose as usual
>live event
Waste of time
>Microgame Kino is back on the menu
LET'S FRICKING GO
WORTHLESS DIRECT DUE TO NO ZELDA OR METROID. ALL OTHER NINTENDO STUFF DOESNT MATTER.
Oh frick it just dawned on me that this is the big summer E3 replacement for Nintendo. This is where we're at.
You WILL bring your wife and children to Nintendo Live,
right anon?
Don't forget your vaxx card, bros
I want a gif of that dance NOW
>and now we're going to wank off the famicom because nostalgia sells
Frick you too
MARIO IF HE REAL
OWARI DA
2/10
Get invading
THIS DIRECT IS SAVED
DOOMPOSTERS, HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
SMT V COMPLETE EDITION WHERE?
SO THAT'S IT? NINTENDO'S NEVER GOING TO RELEASE A NEW DKC GAME? FRICK YOU FRICKING c**tS
NINTENDO
The only good thing to come out of this dreadful direct.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM WIIIIIIIIGGGGGLIIIIING
>that's it
damn... so this was nintendo's e3...
>Famicom is 40 years old
Jesus cristo
I don't wanna come off as an butthole, but do Americans really look like that? That's not what Hollywood showed me.
>REMAKES AND PORTS AND REMAKES ABD AND PORTS AND REMAKES AND PORTS AND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>smash bros event
>all ages
Calling all pedos, family-friendly event, please come.
Here's your Zeldo DLC
LMAO THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A DLC
ITS JUST AN AMIIBO
Oh boy Zelda dlc haha
>famicon turns 40 this year
millennialsisters...
BASED FRICKING ZELDA
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
warioware was never fun.
i was thinking nintendo wouldn't win again but then they won again. how do they do it every time?
DLC BROS
NOT LIKE THIS
That's it?
toes of the kingdom
What a garbage direct
>Japanese """" humor""""
It actually made me laugh
IT'S OVER ATLUS BROS. WE LOST.
FRICKING AMIBOS!
zelda feet
2D MARIO
THAT'S FRICKING IT?!??!?!?!?!? MARIO BUT FRICKING UGLYAS ASS?!?!?!?!
IT'S FRICKING MARIO
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
More mcdonald toys
WHY IS IT SO FRICKING UGLY NOW
Already soulless
THAT'S IT
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
Getting that Zelda
OH GOOD FRICKING LORD
are you fricking serious
frick off Mario
>no Metroid news at all
we were scammed
WTF LOOKS GOOD
>last game is a 2D mario
It's over.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHA
THEY HIRED THAT MAN
>Remakes bad
NOOOOOOO, I WANNA PLAY THE NEW HECKIN GOYSLOP I WANNA BE A TRANS AUTIST WARRIOR THAT KILLS EVIL CIS WHITE MALES I WANNA BE AN UGLY WOMAN SO BAAAD
>mario run
lame
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not trying to be a hater but this is the ugliest 2D mario artstyle ever
>marioslop
HOLY SOUL
So no one wanted to embarrass themselves at E3.
>Mario is the last thing
ITS JUST MORE FRICKING MARIO
ITS OVER
HERE COMES DAT BOI MARIO
MORE MARIO GOYSLOP AHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
FRICK NINTENDO
is everything goyslop when you're a Black person?
seethe and cope
well Ganker?
upskirt
i want to see the upskirt
it will be just like peach's i bet, solid under the dress with legs sticking out
>ThatWasIt.jpg
MARIO ERA
THERE'S THE 2D MARIO GAME
YEAH NEW 2D MARIO
>manlet mario
SOULLESS
>It took this long to make a Warioware waggle game on Switch.
I am slightly amused that even Nintendo thinks that waggle is too much of a financial risk to experiment with.
>More Mario shit.
GOD FRICKING DAMN IT.
SUPER MARIO HORSESHIT LEDS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>2D MARIO
SAVED
Goyslop alert
MARIO SUPERSTARS
FRICKING NEW SUPER MARIO BROS AGAIN!
WHYY GOD
WHYYYYYY
New New Super Mario Bros with worse music
>no TotK expansion
>NSMB
sounds like BAH BAAH is now DAH DAAH
>
>
stop
giveme wario land 5
oh my fricking god
SUPER MARIO 2D?
I AM BASEDFACING RN
hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHA IT'S FRICKING OVER
>NO PERSONA 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOUL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY FRICKING LOST
NINTENDO HAS FRICKING LOST YOU homosexualS
BA BA DA BA! BA BAAAAA!
NEW MARIO 2D
bing bing wahoo!
tbh it kinda looks like they hired that man.... but at least it's not nsmb
Can we stop pretending we care about 2D mario slop now
New Mario looks nice at least
I hope the chatty freaks are optional
>Heya!
>2D mario
Yea we're not getting a new console for at least a year
OH NO
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Looks worse than Sonic Superstars.
>those animations
CUTE
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
frick me in my ass i just wanted metroid
>no Metroid Prime 4
It’s fricking over
>not watching Japan direct
are you moronic?
all the games are there.
>more mario
bah~ turned to dah~
F U C K I N G G A R B A G E
U
C
K
I
N
G A R B A GE
NINTENDO HIRED HIM
This looks so moronic
better then just new soup again
ill take it
>VULNERABLE
2D MARIO BROS WE’RE BACK IN BUSINESS
Here's your slop.
If they sold this shit on mobile everyone would've been happy
HOLY FRICK A NEW MARIO GAME I CAN"T FRICKING BELIEVE IT!!!
MARIO
BUT
HE
ON
DRUGS
BING BING WAHOO
ZELDABlack folk IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
MARIOCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
I hate Mario so much.
THAT'S SMOOTH MCGROOVE
>DAH DAH
WHAT IS THAT STYLE?
the "I grew up watching Elsagate youtube videos" style
BING BING WAHOO CHADS WE EATIN
That Mario art style looks like Sonic.
SOULARIO
CTbros? FE4bros? WTF?
MARIO IS HIGH AS BALLS
Holy shit, a Mario game.
looks far better than those shitty NSMB games
>Mario needs flowers to tell him where to go now
WHY ARE THE ANIMATIONS UGLY AS FRICK!??!?!?
WHY IS THE FRICKING FLOWER TALKING, WHAT DRUGS IS THIS?!??!?!
I don't wanna hear Mariogays say they're neglected ever again.
>gayest music imaginable
Sovl
Oh god it's literally smooth mcgroove isn't it
Sonic superstar but its mario.
MARIO ON SHROOMS!
MARIO DRUGS LET'SA GOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
XCXbros it's fricking over
>gay pink rollerskating koopas
i will now play your game
some actual animation on mario
PREORDERING NOW LETS FRICKING GO
>SOULFULL 2D MARIO
NINTENDO FRICKING WON
HES FRICKING TRIPPIN
ALL SHIT
what if mario in drugs
LONG MARIO BE LONG!!!
the style looks pretty interesting and different
Mario's voice also sounds different
WHY DOES HE STAND LIKE THAT?
LONG MARIO
>Mario: Touch Fuzzy Edition
how many drugs were they on, bros?
>penis mario
I'm very easy to please, but I don't think I've ever been more bored by a Nintendo Direct.
MARIO IF HE TAKE ACID
Mario's tripping harder than ever
ACID MARIO
WONDER
O
N
D
E
R
MARIO IF HE ON DRUGS
>no P3R
>no SMTV complete
>no Metroid Prime
Its over bros...
feels like this is the 20th time they release this game
BAHBAHBATHE SWITCH IS FRICKING DEAD
BAHBAHBAHBAHBAH
MIYAMOTO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
BAHBAHBAH
SHITTIEST DIRECT EVER
Mario on literal drugs
SUPER MARIO WONDER
Mario finally took drugs
MARIO IS HIGH AS BALLS
Japan saved us again.
Think Pikmin 1 and 2 will have a physical release or is it just a frick it play it right now kind of situation.
the direct in bongland said it would in autumn
THen I shall be patient. Thanks for somehow seeing my post in this clusterfrick.
September 22nd
Cocomelon Mario YAY!
I can't believe there's actually a game where Mario is stoned out of his mind.
>more 2D mario slop
It's so fricking over Primebros.
DAISY
Does this look inspired by Rayman Legends to you guys?
MARIO's DIRECT
WOAH… MARIO IS ON DRUG
SUPER MARIO BROS WONDER
WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT TITLE
SOUL
>SOUL
SOUL
>SOUL
SOUL
>SOUL
SOUL
>SOUL
SOUL
>SOUL
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>SOUL
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;
DAISY SEXO
MARIO
LAY OFF THE SHROOMS MARIO
THEY'RE NOT GOOD FOR YOU
O'yeah!
WONDER OVER YONDER
MARIO IF HE LONG
>Mario does drugs for real in this game
holy shit
Also Super Mario Bros Wonder feels like such a fake leak name
Everything about this feels fake but also soulful
DAISYBROS
WE WON
>LITERAL bing bing wahoo
Did you rike the Mario direct?
FRICKING FURRY BAIT POWER UP
SEXO PEACHO
i hate the talking flowers
REDDIT GAME
TALKING FLOWER REDDIT GAME
FRICK NU SOUP
Long Mario edits when
>oh no no no
DAISY SEXOOO!!!!!
Mario is on shrooma. That's nuts!
DAISY CHADS
DAISY b***hES
why the frick do all the characters look so cursed lmao
see you next september
>leakers were right once again
>Ganker will still deny every leak when the next direct will come
Just to remind you guys that you are all morons
DAMN, Daisy is STRONG
DAISY
>playable Daisy
>OH NO NO NO NO NO!
why would anyone give a shit about 2d mario when there is mario maker 2? what a waste.
BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where the frick is Baten Kaitos??? I do not give a FRICK about all this mario shit
It was in the Jap stream.
coming out in september, they announced it yesterday
fuuuucccckkk, September is NOT summer you fricking japs
>framedrops
Apologize for complaining about the new super mario bros artstyle Ganker, this works for rpg it looks moronic here
seems fun otherwise though
MARIO ON DRUGS
MARIO ON DRUGS
MARIO ON DRUGS
>MARIO ON DRUGS
You are several decades too late. What do you think the Super Mushroom is?
>Literally force fed NSMB series with drugs
I am all for it
Wait but it actually looks kinda good
SOUL
OH NO NO NO NO NO
How can anyone defend Nintendo?
>peach pulls out a cap and not a parasol
Soulless
DAISYBRIS SHE IS IN
Daisy!
>no kinodachi life
IT'S SO FRICKING OVER
>more fricking mario
>absolute ZERO news about Prime 4
Was he always so angry?
He's trying to be like Sonic, since he's clearly superior
SHE'S IN
Good. I might pirate the game.
DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY
HOW THE MAN DO IT
MARIO IS KINO EVERY FRICKIN TIME
HI IM DAISY
>new original artstyle
>stuff we've never seen before in a 2d mario
cautiously optimistic
I think it's pretty obvious that it's the main mario team with koizumi doing this. It looks amazing.
Im not gonna say i didnt miss metroid or any other less juvenile nintendo franchise to appear, but mario has not got a proper 2D game with ambition since super mario world, or new super mario bros on the nds. It looks honestly like a fricking riot.
why is it so fricking slow? why do the animations look so fricking terrible? frick me
where
are
the
video games
GUYS WE PUT DRUGS IN MARIO IT'S NOT BABY GAME ANYMORE
Oh no,
Mario elephant porn
Why was that the first thing I thought when I saw that? Fricking internet.
>trans colors
>trans instead of troony
Zoomer detected.
you are mentally ill get help
What is the point of these games when we have Super Mario Maker?
Nintendo is fricking dead
Looks really fun
its weird seeing mario as just a regular happy platforming game for children after being exposed to it nonstop on Ganker as a bestiality cuckolding story
DAISY
GAME SAVED
AMERICAN MARIO?!
Daisy!
the speedtrooning community is going to have a field day with this
>yfw new mario game
HAHAHAHAHA
they need to change the logo color...
trannies ruined everything
REPUBLICAN CHADS
purrah :DD
Zelda bros I do not fell good
Please let me disable those talking flowers
>fatter mario
uhhhhhhh
>kicked him into space
WHAT THE FRICK WAS HIS PROBLEM
GARBAGE DIRECT FRICK YOU NINTENO
Looks even more for babies, with the zany colors and "wonderful" pop-ups when you beat the level
WHAT THE FRICK
>Giving furries more materials to work with
>nintendomination
How can other consoles even compete?
PROOOH :DDD
but why
Just for laughs haha
Why does picking up a flower let him throw fireballs
It's a fire flower, an elephant flower makes no sense.
that's a different voice for Mario.
WHAT THE FRICK
>Mario elephant transformation
Nintendo is about to ruin a whole generation of kids
FURRY MARIO????
>BING BING WAHOOO
ELEPHANT MARIO
Wowie zowie
WOWIE ZOWIE
>elephant mario
oh no
FURRY TRANSFORMATION
dobbed
THAT'S IT?
NINTENDO YOU ABSOLUTE FRICKING SHITgayS
>INDIAN MARIO
Good morning, sirs.
MARIO IF HE ELEPHANT
HOLY SOUL
>hurr the Mario mandate is real
THEN EXPLAIN THIS YOU homosexualS
>fat mario
MARIO IF HE ELEPHANT
oh no
>zoomer humor
frick they're already ruining mario, that didn't take long at all
anon zoomer are more people that millenials and boomers now
what the frick was that
PROBOSCIS MARIO
>elephant Mario
what
ZOWIE
IM officially way to old for this. I didnt care for any of this and the elephant mario sealed the deal
Nintendo's target age group is 5-12 year olds.
Only manchildren get excited about this shit.
GOD LOVES ELEPHANTS AND I LOVE ELEPHANTS
Proooh
oh NO NO NO NO
i knew that homie was republican
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHH!!
>elephario
direct saved.
DARE I SAY SOUL?
THE GankerSHROOM
>MARIO IF HE FURRY
i can already see the peach elephan porn
DAMN MARIO'S GOT A FAT TRUNK
>Elephant Mario
SIRS?
prööh!
Oh no.
OH GOD NO
FURRY MARIO
ABSOLUTE UNIT
>Mario if he elephant
looks interesting
Great, even more fricking fetish porn.
THAT'S IT? THAT WAS THE DIRECT? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF REMAKES!
bara chads eating tonight
Wtf bros, these are NOT Perfect Marios
Did someone steal the model??
~~*WONDER*~~
>pity addition Daisy
Mario LSD edition
Holy shit
FURRY WEIGHT GAIN BARA MARIO
BAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
MARIO IF HE FAT ACCEPTANCE
ELEPHANTARIO
Talking flower ruins it for me
it actually looks good wtf
BARACHADS WE WON
Mario if he american
>If only you knew how bad things really are
>mario if he republican
>ZOWIE
oh no a new meme
>Mario, is it true you bought the elephant man’s bones?
C U T E
U
T
E
Here is everything that was shown off for those who missed it the Direct:
>Pokémon Scarlet/Violet - The Hidden Treasure of Area Zero DLC (The Teal Mask in Fall | The Indigo Disk in Winter)
>Sonic Superstars (Fall 2023)
>Palia (Holiday 2023)
>Persona 5 Tactica (Nov.17)
>MythForce (2023)
>Splatoon 3 - Splatfest Flavor of Ice Cream
>Detective Pikachu Returns (Oct.6)
>Super Mario RPG (Nov.17)
>New Princess Peach Game
>Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon Remaster
>Batman: Arkham Trilogy (Fall 2023)
>Gloomhaven (Sept.18)
>Just Dance 2024 Edition (Oct.24)
>Silent Hope (Oct.3) [Fedrica in Japan]
>Fae Farm (Sept.8)
>Hot Wheels Unleashed 2 - Turbocharge (Oct.19)
>Manic Mechanics (July.13)
>Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope - The Last Spark DLC (Later Today)
>Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince (Dec.1)
>Pikmin 4 (July.21)
>Pikmin 1+2 Remasters (Later Today)
>Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol.1 (Oct.24)
>Vampire Survivors (Aug.17)
>Headbangers Rhythm Royale (Oct.31)
>Penny's Big Breakaway (Early 2024)
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass Wave 5 (Summer 2023) [Petey, Wiggler, Kamek]
>Star Ocean: The Second Story R (Nov.2)
>WarioWare Move It! (Nov.3)
>Nintendo Live 2023 Seattle Ad (Sept.1-4)
>The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (Amiibos Holiday 2023)
>Super Mario Bros. Wonder (Oct.20)
Japan Direct:
>Umamusume: Pretty Derby Party Dash (Worldwide 2024)
thanks chikorita
The sheer thought of Arkham Knight running on a Switch makes me laugh.
Sequels, remasters, remakes and a bunch of farming games that nobody ask for. What a shitty Direct. This industry is creatively bankrupt.
Thanks, Anon.
you forgot the fate game in the jp direct
only things that interest me is the marioslop, dq monsters and mgs collection
How did we get such a soulfull mario game and the most soulless mario game ever in the same direct
>Playable DAISY!
>IN A 2D MARIO GAME
KINO
I
NINTENDO WON
O
What the frick
Payable daisy. Take that peach
WOOOOOOOOOONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Mario if he Elephant
Shadow Mario looks like a very long penis
Mario if 30yo nintendie
GAY FURRIES NO
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Wtf Mario’s a Republican now.
WE CAN BECOME LE ELEPHANT! THE POWER OF LE MIGHTY ELEPHANT!
Talking flowers wtf
1/10
Surprised there we multiple 2024 games announced. Yeah…Switch 2 isn’t releasing until 2025 or 2026.
Mario if he psychedelics.
WHAT WERE THEY ON WHEN THEY MADE THIS GAME? DRUGS???
>mario becomes a republican
PROOOOOOOOOOOH ::-DDD
OH SHIT HES AN ELEPHANT
BLUE TOADBROS? WHAT THE FRICK
FRICKING BARA BAIT NOOOOOOOO
>Smashgays btfo
>Metroidgays brtfo
>Fire Embelemgays btfo
>F-Zerogays btfo
>Animal Crossinggays btfo
>Xenoblade Xgays btfo
>Zelda DLCgays btfo
>Switch 2gays btfo
>DKgays BTFO
>Yoshi's Islandgays btfo
>Yotsuba is still our girl
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
>daisy is playable
Daisy bros, it's time
IM READDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
For a moment I heard Stanley from Stanely Parable. in that talking flower.
NORMAL MARIO BROS IS NOW CANON
I REPEAT NORMAL MARIO BROS IS NOW CANON
Shitendo Direct
no prime 4, on the other hand we got 2d mario, warioware, and peach. i'd say 8/10 pretty good.
CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON CYGAMES WON
MARIO LOOKING WIDE BOYS
>Mario if he Dobbed
SOUL
SOUL
S O U L
SOOOOUUUULLLL
>elephant mario
Imagine the porn
OH NO NO NO NO R34 ARTISTS
god fricking damnit i can see the elephant homosexuals already
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4
Geno alone made it a 12.
4/10
It was super underwhelming.
6/10
7/10 for mario and warioware
0
Remakes/10
8/10
3/10
Solid 8/10
like an 8, if I find out there was some neat shit in the JP direct that didn't show up here despite coming in english i'll be pissed though
Was a 6/10 until Daisy, then it became an 8/10
Mario carried/10
8/10 pretty good but were the hell is prime 4?
2/10
Fricking ZERO. No effort garbage. This is the kind of thing Nintendo produces now? There was no Wonder, it's less than even Mario 1 in terms of design.
5/10
I think I’m starting to get sick of Nintendo
7
Best e3 show of the year, but could be way better
7/10
Way better than the last one
9, easy.
5/10, Geno for smash
3
all of the slop afterwards made me forget about mario rpg remake. anyways, 5/10.
11 for RPG Remake
Mario RPG means 10/10
7
3
6/10
its "fine" it had stuff I'm interested in so I can't hate it too much
7/10
Mario RPG remake and Wonder looked cool
2
7/10 but I watched the JP stream
7.5/10
7
6/10. I wish prime 4 was here
6
Some good shit.
4
SMRPG reboot looked like it had some soul although it was still a fricking rehash. fricking elephant mario, goddamn it. no DKC, no Diddy Kong for mario kart 8, too much time spent on farming sims and pokeshit.
1
I'm fricking tired of remakes and now they shit all over one of my favorite games of all time with a garbage remake
Frick you Nintendo I hope you burn before you get the chance to release SMRPG
5
theres a few things im interested in but ill probably forget about before they come out and never play them.
MEGA MARIO WIN/10
A Mario platformer with soul was very expected
1/10.
>Super Mario RPG remake
>Star Ocean The Second Story R
2/10
7/10
The new games looks fun and the mario rpg remake looks good. People overhyped this shit way too much beforehand and set themselves up to be disappointed.
a solid 7
7/10
>Mario Wonder is the biggest highlight (carried it)
>Too many scraps from other directs
>PIKMIN!!!!
>No release date on Pokemon DLC despite trailer, no release date for Splatoon 3 DLC
>Mario RPG looks faithful enough
>Cool to see Peach get a new game
>Remasters/games have bad lighting (Detective Pikachu, DQ Monsters, lesser extent Luigi)
>WAH!
>Penny's game looks neat
>all the other third party stuff was lame
>Volume 1?
>Too many jokes (the announcer sucked)
Delusional.
7
SMB: W looks fun. I liked all of the NSMB games. Mario platformers scratch a specific itch I've had for several decades.
The new 3D platformer from the Sonic Mania team will be a D1P if previews aren't bad
I'm a big JRPG gay and play them pretty indiscriminately, so I'll be getting Silent Hope and monster fusion in the new DQ:M looks fun as frick. SMRPG would be a great announcement for me if I didn't already own it, and I make a point not to buy games twice including remakes/remasters/ports. And the Star Ocean remake is a strong maybe.
Coo/10
But serious, It better than that one farm direct and new Dragon quest monster is pretty hype for me.
That was alright.
Holy shit, imagine all the elephant inflation mario porn.
This is hopeless, we gonna get all those shitpost day and night for the next 50 years
zawhi fricking zawhi
what the frick was that noise
>BING BING PROOOOOH
Just got here, what did I miss?
Daisy playable, Super mario RPG, Prince Peach solo game
everything else garbage
It was the Mario direct. Sorry if you like DK, Metroid, or Starfox. Pokemon got some notes at the beginning.
No DKC
No Silksong
No Metroid
Just Pikmin, Pokemon and mario mario mario
daisy is playable in the new mainline 2d mario
Super mario RPG remake
Solo Peach game, looks nice and girly
daisy is playable in the new mainline 2d mario
one of the star ocean games is getting some sort of remake
daisy is playable in the new mainline 2d mario
metal gear collection that actually includes metal gear games instead of just metal gear solid games
daisy is playable in the new mainline 2d mario
scrimblo bimblo
daisy is playable in the new mainline 2d mario
mario is voting for trump in the 2024 elections
daisy is playable in the new mainline 2d mario
batman arkham trilogy ports
CRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE
Holy shit, the 32453653636 Mario game.
That was a pretty bad one.
WE NEED GENO IN SMASH
where the r34 elephant mario at?
F-Zero bros it's not FRICKING FAIR
>releasing it on the same day as sonic superstars
PULL UP homie
>Superstars looks good, but is a visual downgrade from Mania's pixel art
>Wonder looks good and is a visual upgrade from the soulless New SMB series
EZ money
Wow that was garbage, what a waste of 40 minutes
>that's it for the direct
W-what?
Absolute motherfricking trash. Utter disgrace. They have NOTHING.
dogshit
>Mario became an elephant at the end... a lot of things happened
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
looks like designed for iOS Gaymer
the fetish will flood the internet within the next 10 minutes
PRÖÖH PRÖÖH WAHOO :-DD
>Peach taking Mario's Big Elephant wiener
It's not Kotabe Mario but it looked cute
ELEPHANT MARIO
we could of had Metroid or F-Zero but all we got was Mario Takes Ecstasy
KILL ALL FURRIES!
FINALLY SUPER MARIO LSD
>Mario turns into a hot fat Elephant man
MY PENIS IS ERECT AND READY
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
Nintendo LOST!
wow 2d mario? what an original concept.
next up: 1D Mario
>MARIO
>but cringe dialogue
>ELEPHANT PEACH
ELEPHANT PEACH
>ELEPHANT PEACH
oh god i'm cooming already just thinking about it
imagine the sloppy trunkjobs
>mfw FE Engage killed Fire Emblem off
>and mario became an elephant at the end
>We want the furry audience
More?
Imagine this but peach
hnng
How do you convert webms so fast
teach me your secrets
OBS replay buffer + boram webm converter
Now every TF artist will draw your Nintendo waifu with this power up
OwO
*notices elephant bulge*
wiener trunk
long mario and fat mario
I highly dislike this.
we have had fat mario for two decades friend
mario so fat he turned into a chink
incoming porn
tf is such cancer
>still no f-zero game on switch
fricking hell
see you at spaceworld
NINTENDO HAS RMEMBERED MARIO
did they legalize shrooms in japan again?
NO TotK expansion
NO Metroid
NO F-Zero
NO HOPE
And just like that
we fricking won
AGAIN
>no nso announcements
It has been 11 years but finally the waiting is over
Mario acid trip furgay edition plus sneed featuring daisy from the mario kart series
i'll say it
todd won.
>No tomodachi life
I'm in shambles
>wtaf
wtaf
>no switch 2
Nintendo won
Long Mario is looong
He looks kinda miffed.
nobody will understand your reference
heh, us oldgays am i right bro
If one person gets it I’m happy, so thank you
I understood it, oldgay humor isn't funny
PON PON PATA PON DON CHAKA
SONIC LOST AGAIN
I honestly don't understand how non-children find anything appealing about Nintendo. Just don't get it.
>NSMB
>but with 1 (one) gimmick per level
RATE THE DIRECT
>RATE THE DIRECT
RATE THE DIRECT
>RATE THE DIRECT
FRICKING NOTHING OR FRICKING SOMETHING?
GENO / 10
0/10
1/10
Only good announcement was the next MK8 DLC
5/10
Not my thing/10
20/10
DRAGON QUEST MONSTERS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Looks like a 3ds game. Not sure why the world graphics looks like shit made by pokemon company.
Outside some stuff, the switch is pretty much dead waiting for a replacement from them now. A big waste of time overall.
A solid C+, but if you wanted things besides remakes, then a D.
>New fricking 2D Mario
>D
What do you even want from Nintendo?
new ip
or anything besides Mario
>Mario Kart
>Mario RPG
>Mario Princess
>Mario Mare
>Mario 2D sequel
remake, remaster, ports, indieslop-ports.
>no FEshit
10/10
PEACH GAME/10
Frick the farming sims tho, they look trash. and I love farming sims
Toddler console/10
>no Kirby
DNE/10
Kirb has been overrepresented lately. You sit down and let the rest of the class have a turn.
1/10
the 1 is only because of kamek
Waste of an hour/10
4/10
I liked mario slop that's all
0/10
Has literally nothing
some mario stuff
wario ware
some decent port and remakes
nothing beyond that though
3/10
this was weird to me, that there was nothing about kirb
Daisy/10
2.5/5
sprinkles of interest on a shit sundae
0/10
God awful.
you people love to shit on state of play when nintendo are serving us shit like this every direct?
we have actual games
ps. get out of our thread you filthy snoy
laughing my fricking ass off that is what you call "real" games? it's all ports and remakes where are the real games?
I can't believe Ubisoft had the best showcase. I don't even give a shit about their games.
>There will now be 1,000 million billion trillion TF images
>wonder flower
>another item that edgy teens will use for "drugs reference"
no thanks nintendo
>Final announcement is bing bong wahoo adhd addition
It’s over
>mfw the bling bling wahoo machine has bling bling wahoo
do not google mario inflation
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
IT'S JOEOVER
>IT'S JOEOVER
>elephant peach
>elephant daisy
One of the worst Directs ever.
BUT WHAT IF DAISY PICK UP THE ELEPHANT APPLE?
>mods actually pinned this shitshow
dilate snoy
THE LEAK OF PLAYABLE DAISY IN A NEW MARIO GAME WAS RIGHT WHAT THE FRICK
>Nintendo actually allowing a game about about Mario getting high
Is the mandate over?
finally i can get the mario smoking weed tattoo i've always wanted
Wonder
More like
Wondering where all the fricking games are
holy shit
Worth it alone for Mario RPG.
Metal Gear and Arkham collections are nice.
Was hoping for some Etrian Odyssey news but oh well.
wild
Shut the frick up he's sleeping.
ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY GETTING TURNED ON BY ELEPHANT MARIO WTF
>nothing on metroid prime 4
>not even anything on a metroid prime 2 remaster
>completely nothing
Switch is really at the end of his life.
>nothing but nintοddler shit and old mgs games
>new copy pasted mario game #35789
holy shit nintendo is dead.
it's over
PLEASE NO FRICKING ELEPHANT PORN GOD DAMN IT
https://www.agefotostock.com/age/en/details-photo/elephant-penis/M12-641382
4/10 I'll get Wario, Wonder and Peach but that's about it.
THAT'S NUTS
>Elephant Peach
>Elephant Daisy
I expected nothing, so i'm not disappointed. It was just as shitty as i thought.
>I expected nothing
and I'm still disappointed.
NO LONGER A STICKY
ITS OVER BOYS
7/10
farewell sticky
>you shit on no games when
Yes
>no Miitopia 2
>no Tomodachi remake
My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined.
>Thread is no longer a sticky
Goodbye everyone I'll remember you all in therapy.
>not sticky anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>not sticky anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>not sticky anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>not sticky anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>not sticky anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>not sticky anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The fatgays fricking won goddamn
>Star Ocean
>Dragon Quest
We eatin' good JRPGgers
mario and pikmin gays ate well
everyone else got nothing
Furrio
>zoomers need the background to talk to them or else they get bored
>2D Mario game that looks like they tried harder than NSMB
I MIGHT play this one.
Although I could just play Rayman Origins and Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze again.
byebye
mario if he did lsd
dead company
dead thread
nintendo may as well go third party
Dogshit Direct.
Yeah Xbox won
3/10
Genuinely the worst Direct ever, the only thing I remotely cared about was the Metal Gear ports, which I will be getting on PC and not my piece of shit Switch.
8/10
>SMRPG
>WARIO
they won't announce new big games for the switch. all the nice shit will come for the new hardware
best direct in years
PRIME 4 IS DEAD
>NEW PIKMIN
>NEW WARIOWARE
>NEW 2D MARIO
>SUPER MARIO RPG
Holy frick I don't even like the gay meme but fricking WOW, the 2d Mario games has fricking SOUL. There's a tear in my eyes bro. It's been too long for kino 2d Mario and no mario maker does not count.
4/10
Could they really have not revealed the Peach game sooner? Doing it in the same direct as Wonder's reveal just completely overshadows it.
:-------DDDDDDDDDDD
o fug :DDDDD
I'm ready for the elephant peach and daisy fetish art.
So we can all agree that this was the worst showcase we've had all month, right? I mean, not a single interesting thing was shown.
Nope anon, DQM3 announced and a release date of December this fricking year?
20/10 direct.
That alone makes it worth it.
we're back b***hes
kino
dragon quest monsters is based so i liked it. we need more monster games.
2/10 Direct
Star Ocean and Dragon Quest were the only good things to come out of it. Everything else is pure cancer.
How many seconds until Furry Mario fricking Peach or Bowser?
Peach
W O N D E R
and Wario are the only new games right?
What a shitshow
>already got Zelda, so I have no expectations from Nintendo for at least the next 3 or so years till Smash 6
I came here for (You)r reactions to getting cucked by a direct yet again and you didn't dissapoint. Thank you tendie sticky
You people rating this 7/10 and above can't be serious... RIGHT??
>Direct is full of ports
>No Wind Waker HD
>No Twilight Princess HD
Why do i even bother...
Why not, PS3 and 360 titles seem to run fairly well on the Switch.
WHERE IS THE FRICKING SWITCH 2 FRICKING YELLOW Black folk? SICK OF THIS HALF DECADE OLD MOBILE TRASH PERFORMANCE
They will probably announce in December and launch in March, just like the Switch.
Metroid prime 4 will be a launch title.
Anti genogays malding and balding rn
Holy shit this thread died fast.
that's what happens when a thread autosages newfriend.
You should have known they had frick all when they wasted ten fricking minutes on Pikmin.