the 0/100 blowjobs check where you suck him so hard he becomes a woman was so fricking weird, it's the highest blowjobs check in the entire game and you never do anything remotely resembling that using the skill ever again
eh. there was that whole chapter of the game where it did essentially nothing since all of those bodyguards had like 3000 in dance resist
almost had to respec my whole build
frick the government zone dude
>old wiki had the proper lore for the 1,000 westerns >full references for where they sourced information >suddenly gets nuked >we're left with the fandom wiki that bans people for making accurate corrections
when did it go so wrong
>old wiki had the proper lore for the 1,000 westerns >full references for where they sourced information >suddenly gets nuked >we're left with the fandom wiki that bans people for making accurate corrections
when did it go so wrong
Fandom wiki used to direct all links to the Footloose Quest to the Footlose Quest. It screwed my first playthrough and I only realized after I saved. That's how I know that a one-footed sour magic hybrid build doesn't work. Frick Fandom.
[...]
Yeah, the only remnant of the scrapped quest is the game's 'quest completion' trigger, which will still activate if you drop a Scabron Tooth, Purified Rubith, and Unseasoned Turkoid Leg into the puddle on the floor of the cave. The reward item is bugged, though. Useless unless you're a speedrunner.
I don't think it's cut content because my player character unlocked a "spelunker" skill once I entered. All my other npc party members refused to follow and said they would wait outside.
Planned quest that was cut for time according to Joshua Sawyer intervew in the No Dancing Allowed forums
Yeah, the only remnant of the scrapped quest is the game's 'quest completion' trigger, which will still activate if you drop a Scabron Tooth, Purified Rubith, and Unseasoned Turkoid Leg into the puddle on the floor of the cave. The reward item is bugged, though. Useless unless you're a speedrunner.
>level up rubbermancy >at lvl35 you can make non-objects rubbery >use it on my butthole >can stuff entire enemies in now
no wonder they said this was OP
>Was dancing an OP stat?
No, you're just supposed to build your toon with high Dancing. This is like asking if jumping is overpowered in Super Mario Bros. >inb4 "Reggie tells you to pump Welding"
If you unironically dumped all of your stat points into Welding based on one character saying "Welding can take you far," then you should have a nice day.
sounds like the kind of music that plays when the bad guys are talking, reminds me a bit of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jROT9Le7DM&list=PL563A7E91554C39A2&index=18 from Days of Ruin
I hope they patch out the Pete Patrol questline because it is the doggest of shit. >Pete's mobility scooter is faster than your walk speed so you have to stop every three seconds unless you're wearing the diving suit >If you touch him for a microsecond he stops moving and restarts his stupid fricking voice line >Have to fast travel back to HQ and enter the parking garage (2 fricking loading screens) to get the sloppy jalopy back >I choke down ten of these missions and my reward is the mobility scooter. Never mind the sloppy jalopy, the scooter is SLOWER THAN MY FRICKING RUN SPEED Pete's death scene was kino though, I gotta say
not sure about GG3 but GG:R definitely had the shittiest stealth section in the series, and possibly the worst i've played
it was quite literally a straight line where the only gimmick was just waiting for people to turn around and allow you to pass for like an hour
they couldn't do worse if they tried to
look at this shit you can't even see the end even without the obnoxious "DIED AGAIN" shit
I hope they patch out the Pete Patrol questline because it is the doggest of shit. >Pete's mobility scooter is faster than your walk speed so you have to stop every three seconds unless you're wearing the diving suit >If you touch him for a microsecond he stops moving and restarts his stupid fricking voice line >Have to fast travel back to HQ and enter the parking garage (2 fricking loading screens) to get the sloppy jalopy back >I choke down ten of these missions and my reward is the mobility scooter. Never mind the sloppy jalopy, the scooter is SLOWER THAN MY FRICKING RUN SPEED Pete's death scene was kino though, I gotta say
genuinely unfinished, where were the playtesters and quality control when scripting his a.i
How do you homies get surprises about dicky posters, in the year of our lord 2023? Are you new here?
Every time a cute girl gets into a game, dicky posters appear. It has been like this since thr site was made, newbie
>Milly is a cutie >most kino companion quest in the game >returning all the Mole totems to their rightful owners and saving the Underground from the curse is the most in character thing for greg to do, why would he sell them off when he gets the PLATINUM UNLIMITED BANK CARD during the vault heist? >most kino fight during the Freedom route
10 months ago
Anonymous
I AM a mole person, you can collapse a building in an instant using a mole party and despite people not treating you as the killer you still get the XP and rewards since you can loot kill XP off corpses if they were killed by environmental damage and since it's not like cliffs where the corpses just fricking vanish for some reason it's a lot better than wind mages
>But anon, having an exclusive dedicated website to community mods makes the experience much more streamlined! >You can definitely trust that this website won't be databreached and your login credentials won't be stolen! >Why would you use the Steam Workshop? It's filled with degenerates. Just trust us anon, this method is unbeatable.
They're gonna do this with Greg's Game 4 too
i fricking hate big dave, piece of shit bullshit boss. like i'm just supposed to know not to wear the old dancing shoes into the abandoned studio? dumb fricking undodgable instakill frick frick frick frick frick
he's kind of a double edged sword. he's really good at dealing with suitcase+tie guys and corporate stooges in general, but he also increases the likelihood you'll have to fight them. i won't tell you why for spoiler reasons, but it's related to his sidequest.
FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK MY LAST SAVE WAS OVER THREE FRICKING HOURS AGO GOD DAMMIT
10 months ago
Anonymous
character name is fitting
anyway you better pray you have enough dance to swoon this fricker
40 gives you at least a 15% chance
good luck lmfao
10 months ago
Anonymous
There's still a way out of this anon, did you level blowjobs?
10 months ago
Anonymous
this but for
HOW THE FRICK DO YOU BEAT THIS GUY? Dance moves enrage, he's immune to status, and he's the ONE boss that bureaucracy attacks are ineffective against. Why does the balance go to shit right after government zone? Did they fricking playtest this at all?
10 months ago
Anonymous
no...
character name is fitting
anyway you better pray you have enough dance to swoon this fricker
40 gives you at least a 15% chance
good luck lmfao
the name is lore appropriate butthole. my character background is from the eastern provinces.
either way frick this game. what the actual frick are these damage numbers? why even give you that option if you can't fight the guy? i get hard bosses but this is just bullshit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
oh i forgot he had 1 guy 1 jar
yeah it was over from the beginning
good luck grinding for all of that shit again
should've just gone swamp brawler, kino in every situation and even balances dance if you level it
it even gets some unique cutscenes
peak build, why does nobody talk about it?
it's the only build these gays can seem to create after months of the game being released when "swamp monk" will give people an actually balanced experience
actually relies on skill and doesn't just give you healing for doing nothing
if you went dance build you didn't fricking beat the game >B-but the game will heavily punish you for exclusively using dance later down the line!! You're encouraged to experiment!!
have a nice day, with the right equipment (that isn't hard to get) dance will obliterate every situation you find yourself in
Is Hat Guy worth recruiting as a party member?
I just got up to the Government Zone and I'm getting my ass kicked by the suitcase+tie men
17 dance, based
hat guy is good for a little while but make sure you listen to his dialogue because he tells you how to beat his quest if you don't skip it
i accidentally skipped one line and had to explore sunken grove for like 2 hours
You Black folk actually solved the riddle and unlocked the Ashy Armor, right? RIGHT?
Also no, OP. Dancing is just a by-product, half-assed last-minute idea added by one stubborn guy obsessed with the idea that Dancers can somehow fight against the guys who make the Music aka Bards
HOW THE FRICK DO YOU BEAT THIS GUY? Dance moves enrage, he's immune to status, and he's the ONE boss that bureaucracy attacks are ineffective against. Why does the balance go to shit right after government zone? Did they fricking playtest this at all?
>Noo the boss is too hard!
Use rubbermancy, it straight up deletes this homie >Noo! The other guy b***hed about dancing! Everyone in Ganker is the same dude who hates me
Cope, seethe, dial 8, and associated buzzwords.
DDP is the most incompetent motherfricker ever. He reads zero item descriptions and doesn't put skill points on the right things, how do you put points in dancing on a bureaucrat class?
HOW THE FRICK DO YOU BEAT THIS GUY? Dance moves enrage, he's immune to status, and he's the ONE boss that bureaucracy attacks are ineffective against. Why does the balance go to shit right after government zone? Did they fricking playtest this at all?
the trick is that you're not even supposed to be fighting him at full power in the first place, you're supposed to either run him into a ton of other encounters to weaken him or use the garden shears/guillotine to turn his limbs into enemies you can use charm on which both really weakens him and the separated tentacles shred through his health
completely unsurprisingly, since most people here are either autists (so hoarding items in battle and ayckshually you didn't beat the game) or racists (so they won't even go full Black person for the infinite N pass)
i call it bullshit >rpg 3 has 159434753 reviews >jrpg III has 156943345 reviews (2,491,408 LESS than westernslop)
plebs dont know shit about underrated gems
the edgy OCs and other cameos are gullible as shit so he won't catch on to ANY stat drains including draining touch where your hand turns into a skeleton or even draining BITE where you just plain bite onto his neck and drain his stats, with the blowjob/succubus drains I get that but draining bite is literally an attack
I unironically basedfaced here. Such a great finale.
Why are there random holes that appear in the fields outside of the castle? I was picking up items I missed earlier and a hole just opened under me and I died.
Have you been selling the Strange Totems you keep finding?
There's one on the Iron Skeleton in the Mini Mine. DO NOT SELL IT, equip it and drop down a hole to start the Underground sidequest. The totems are collectables you turn in here, eventually you unlock a new party member and get fast travel.
Why are there random holes that appear in the fields outside of the castle? I was picking up items I missed earlier and a hole just opened under me and I died.
I liked that the journal was an ACTUAL journal that logged pretty much everything you did. Most people know that you can bring it up any time during dialogue, but what they don't know is just how much additional content it unlocks, even for mundane entries like
>pic rel If you choose to sacrifice Patia to the Ectosanguinator, her ghost form can conjure the last consumable you shared with her, once per day. She won't get this ability unless you remind her of her living memories with the journal.
It doesn't work with potions btw, so no infinite resurrects.
I guess it's easy to miss because you rack up so many entries in one day, and the game doesn't even highlight the relevant ones for you. It's tedious trial and error, but it's worth it.
I just threw What's-His-Name in that thing so I could use soul drain to get him out of my fricking save file because he kept showing back up after he died and forcing himself into a slot in my party even when it kicks out my other party members
>rubber >lets you one shot most non-bosses without doing a dumb minigame >permanently debuffs bosses if it can't kill them
>dance >have to play a 30 second to 2 minute minigame for a chance to make the enemy vulnerable >basically qtes and if you miss even one you wasted your time
>it's not metachasing >talks about 1-shotting anything but bosses
10 months ago
Anonymous
It takes a lot of investment to get it to that level, dance can do it too but it takes twice as long AND it can fail
10 months ago
Anonymous
>It takes a lot of investment to get it to that level
This is cope.
They are going to nerf Rubber back to RPG1 levels. Maybe RPG2 if you're lucky so you can sometimes execute enemies below 25% HP.
10 months ago
Anonymous
They're already working on rpg4 they're done patching 3 unless it's an emergency.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>he didn't read the devblog
RPG4 got delayed 2 years and they said they know that rubber is overperforming in 3. It's unironically over.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>he took one devs autism as fact
10 months ago
Anonymous
>one dev
10 months ago
Anonymous
its literally just jerald, hes always posting about how much he hates rubbermancy on xitter
10 months ago
Anonymous
>only worthwhile dev on the team hates rubbermancy
sasuga
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's a rubberman's world homie. You dancegays are just living in it
10 months ago
Anonymous
They should have removed Daryl from the team before the first game even released after he even suggested Rubbermancy. Now he's just gayging around and keeps buffing his pet-class. I swear to god if it launches as-is in RPG4 the new Alarmist class is DOA.
>STRgays STILL malding that there's more than 1 viable build now
go back to rpg1 if you just wanna hit stuff with a sword. god forbid people try new builds in a fricking RPG.
If you're doing her companion quest you'll unlock the ability to start dumping it in the Dark Hole a few screens away from the mole village. Fun things happen once you put too much in so don't do it all the time. She SHOULD warn you before you hit the limit but the trigger's buggy.
it's because dirt isn't a real item, it's an environmental weapon like a table or chair
try to pocket a weapon gotten from improvise or clicking on a background object, it's the same deal here
Journalist fricking sucks in combat, but being able to manipulate the news is very useful. >writing a rape allegation article to get rid of your rival
Kino.
>Defeat Verdric >decide to steal all the shit in his library >find secret room >it's all full of journals with random ramblings about his nightmares >find pic related in his last journal
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?!
real talk though what class were you most hype to play during the gameplay showcase of RPG 4 at the RPG Entertainment expo
i was so fricking hype for the return of nuclear jester, dude's last appearance was in RPG 2 and even then he was a cameo
i didn't care for all his jokes in RPG2, especially when Ratticus died in the sewers. who the hell says "let's make like an atom and split" when your teammate dies like that?
Don't worry about it, I'm sure it's nothing... completely and totally unrelated, but you should try sleeping in the same room without any party members. Hopefully you saved first.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK
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FRICK YOU ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank god it was just a nightmare sequence at least, kinda hard to reach the HP threshold but still a great unnerving fight
make sure to never get caught in a dark room without a light source for the rest of the game, every frame you're in the dark there's a very small chance of some fun stuff happening to your party
Does this game have a mode for every genre or something?
There's Real-Time Mode and Strategy Mode and Action Mode and Tactical Mode and they all play completely differently from each other
There's even an MMO Mode that does god knows what because I haven't unlocked it yet and an FPS Mode that makes everything incredibly low res pixel art
How the frick did Greg make this thing in less than a decade let alone a year
N-Word pass gives you access to Giga homie, he's pretty important and makes the ninjutsu path a joke. Shoulder guides is also good if you get the gauntlet of unfantasy which will give them physical interaction with the world and your party
The N pass is amazingly powerful for social focused characters, the israelite perk lets you skip a boss with a speech check and halves your mortgage, ninjutsu is good for some stealth builds. Lone wolf is only good if you sided with the bats, because their fast travel will only ever drop you off at night. Double jump is eh, the shoulder guides lie to you half the time.
is there any reason to pick double jump besides for speedrun homosexualry reasons?
jump build options are lacking as frick, even if magnet chain jump is pretty cool to use
S tier >N Word Pass, Double Jump
A Tier >Hebrew Heritage (for thieves)
B Tier >Ninjutsu, Hebrew Heritage (for other classes)
C Tier >Shoulder Guides
Frick this shit tier > Lone Wolf
No really, play without companions for a 30% boost in stats but lose the opportunity of doing 2/3 of the sidequests? It would be a boon for speedrunners if dancing boosted double jump glitchs weren't possible but they are so it's uselessness is complete
the shoulder guides are mostly pointless, but there's so much hidden dialogue locked behind them that it feels like a waste on the dev's part to let you skip them at all, even if the n-word pass is the most powerful by a landslide
it doesn't show but both Hebrew Heritage and Ninjutsu come with incredible disguise buffs but Ninjutsu's is way better since you disguise as blue-collars instead of white-collars so stuff like sabotage, assassination, and eavesdropping is way easier and involve a lot less fiddling with numbers to make white-collar crime happen
Hebrew Heritage lets you abuse Nepotism to get easy jobs and you can identify deal opportunities really easily but most importantly, you can get really effective lawyers so you can do a lot of bullshit with white-collar crime (Ponzi schemes are fricking broken) and not worry about getting stabbed in a bad part of town if you're not built for combat
Ninjutsu makes your improvise skill go through the roof for both performance and combat so assassinations are really easy since you don't even need a dedicated weapon for the absurd hidden weapon sneak attack bonuses, just a trowel or even a pen will do it, you're never unarmed
I'm not leveling scat warlock and you can't make me.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>im-fricking-plying
dirt warlock is the most OP class in the game, he should be levelling it right now
DIRT WARLOCK DOES NO FRICKING DAMAGE FOR !!!!30!!!! LEVELS
IT DOES NOTHING UNTIL YOU UNLOCK "STONE TO DIRT" AND YOU CAN START MAKING DIRT TERRAIN ANYWHERE
>DIRT SPEAR
MISS, NOT ENOUGH DIRT >DIRT TOMB
GROUND SURFACE NOT DIRT >DIRT IN THE EYES
NOT ENOUGH FRICKING DIRT
HOOOOOOOOOOLY FRICKING DIRTgayS
10 months ago
Anonymous
it's a grinding class, anon. you go to the highest-level dirt terrain available, practically one-shot every enemy for loads of XP, then the actual questline mobs are far underlevelled compared to you
10 months ago
Anonymous
>warlock
rogue's dirt moves are way better, and they work on SAND
you know that one place where there's ONLY SAND
dirt warlock's completely fricking useless there, there's no "sand to dirt" spell to save you
it's a grinding class, anon. you go to the highest-level dirt terrain available, practically one-shot every enemy for loads of XP, then the actual questline mobs are far underlevelled compared to you
You pair Dirt Warlock with the mole because she generates dirt on any dig action. Terrain type doesn't matter. Like, 75% of her specials are dig actions or create dirt in some way. Dirt management becomes a big fricking problem unless you're capable of blasting piles of it through the enemy's skull at mach 5.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You will if you ever speed run. You will be forced to.
>warlock
rogue's dirt moves are way better, and they work on SAND
you know that one place where there's ONLY SAND
dirt warlock's completely fricking useless there, there's no "sand to dirt" spell to save you
10 months ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know about the soil sage's sidequest
admittedly its part of a much longer chain of practically postgame quests you get way too late for it to matter, but finishing the whole line lets you cheat out your skills on any terrain (enabling some really jank exploits for superbosses)
10 months ago
Anonymous
dirt rogue can pocket sand forever since he doesn't lose pocketed sand after combat ends so you end up with tons of sand and it doesn't count as a full action so you can pocket sand whole bosses to death in one turn if you have enough of it
>randomly makes fun of you throughout the game >often when walking out of the minor dungeons for some reason >isn't even evil just a weird jock like guy >design doesnt really fit most of the other characters >hinted to have connections with the main character but thats it >dont even fight him, he just stands around in the starting area after beating the game cutting you slack for your achievements
What the frick was the point of this character? Was there cut content here?
Oh shit I remember that. You might be right, but I can't see this character having any more of a role when he's (relatively) cool with you by the end. The Arden shit on the other hand felt like there was more to it.
I guess they could be teasing him as an upcoming party member, but he might be too big.
Best battle theme?
Best Vocal theme? Best vocal battle theme?
my picks are >In the solstice of war (Flames ver.) >Burning blossoms (Rain ver.) >Strenge Kriegsmaschinerie/PACEM POPULO
>Get to Niko's Cave >Spend several hours trying to figure out what to do >Finally find a monster that drops a giant coin which fits perfectly into the slot
Fellas, was this quest fricking obtuse or what. I feel like the devs could've at least given bit of a hint as to what to do.
>ten HP left on Yeralvost >greg dodges Hyperspace Splicer, pastes Brewmaster and Swampfist >this starts playing >activate overdrive >GREG, LORD OF THE DANCE >flawlessly execute the QTE >splatter him across the floor in three hits
to teach you that the fishing rod can be used to pull enemies into your reach, after you do that in combat the aquatic enemies frick off or just get a high enough level that the game autoresolves the fights for you
Was Princess Beratrizic suppose to be autistic on purpose or was it unintentional writting and also A.I. bugs?
I seriously can't get a read on her and specially since the devs keep dodging questions about her whenever it comes up in interviews
Are RPG 1 and 2 unironically worth? I don't like being that guy whose only played the latest game in the series so I'll definitely get around to them eventually but I'm not sure how much to prioritize getting around to it. 2 sounds like fricking sovlkino from what I've heard so I'm excited but I've been getting mixed opinions on 1.
off topic for the thread, i know, but how'd you guys feel about FPS? i feel like i'm the only person i know who didn't care for it
RPG 2 is great but it does feel a bit dated at this point. RPG 1 is pretty bad, just watch someone play it or read a synopsis. There really aren't that many references to it in 3, but the ones that are in are super fricking important.
>Ectosanguinator Passing >can't pass unless you sacrifice one of your partners >otherwise you need to go to the sanguine deeps dungeon (a.k.a. the only dungeon with level scaling) and get raped in the ass with blood debuffs galore
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?! please don't tell me the vamp street sidequest is necessary to make this easier
sacrifice What's-His-Name, his existence is actively harmful since he'll randomly show up and take a slot in your party while kicking out the last member who joined
>reach the midnight castle hidden boss >it's Langizan >"Do you think... I am truly such a monster? After everything?" >Yes >stops attacking entirely, just waits for you to kill him
I wish I could save him bros, he was just doing what he thought was right
Nah frick him, if he thought he was in the right he'd fight for it.
The fact he gives up and lets you kill him shows that he knows he fricked up.
His intentions were good but the execution was poor.
>go through completely fricked up NG+ with loads of sequence breaking >reality starts breaking down >music sounds like a complete mess and is now using bells and organs
>have a cool idea for a build >start game >spend 3 hrs getting my party together >first sign of adversity >go back to dancemaxxing
It's all so tiresome...
>Narrator >Luckily, through an unexpected stroke of luck, telepathy reached level 5, even though the intended limit was 4. You managed to read the final boss's mind and discovered that he had orchestrated his own defeat, hoping that you would bring about the unification of the entire world in peace
>equip combustible condoms >have an explosives skill above 69 so I can effectively use them against my enemies >finally romance my companion that I've had all game! >she unequips her gear and proceeds to do mine >uses her mouth to remove my belt and underwater >then makes the mistake of using her teeth to remove the condom without meeting a explosives skill check out of 10 FRICKING 10!!! >her head is now blown off from her body and I'm suffering from charisma debuff of -9 (lack of sex appeal) and a perma crippled debuff that requires a power core powered wheelchair >wheelchair increases my equipload by 200 and makes enemies hesitant to attack me >no backup saves because of overwriting saves due to the very little consequences for decision making
WHAT THE FRICK WHERE THEY THINKING?
For me? It was camping and the character interactions. >yfw that time Hat Guy fricked with Giga homie about him being scared of raccoons
god, what a comfy game, especially if you combine camping with fishing, hunting and treasure hunting
The resource gathering processing parts dont need to turn into fricking factorio but jesus christ this shit NEEDS some basic QoL, you should be able to shift click the washed ore from the basin directly without needing to open the inventory, or at least FRICKING GROUP THEM TOGETHER menuing every single one every goddamn time is giving me an aneurysm
>Discuss an Imaginary RPG
>Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of Greg's game? Was dancing an OP stat?
One fricking scene is all it took to mindbreak Ganker
>Medincine
Great work Todd. Can't even fricking spell
the 0/100 blowjobs check where you suck him so hard he becomes a woman was so fricking weird, it's the highest blowjobs check in the entire game and you never do anything remotely resembling that using the skill ever again
The new lands gays found the thread
FOTM garbage
eh. there was that whole chapter of the game where it did essentially nothing since all of those bodyguards had like 3000 in dance resist
almost had to respec my whole build
frick the government zone dude
>he didn't do the "Footloose" quest that allows you to reignite the bitter, crippled security captain's passion of dancing
it's real
you've got to be fricking kidding me
no wonder dance builds are so hated by the community, this essentially trivializes the whole game
>Relatives
>Sweet Pea
>the old wiki is dead and now this is the only one
Welp, time to level suicide
>old wiki had the proper lore for the 1,000 westerns
>full references for where they sourced information
>suddenly gets nuked
>we're left with the fandom wiki that bans people for making accurate corrections
when did it go so wrong
old wiki still exists, you just can't access it with normal web browsers because it has dubious content
Fandom wiki used to direct all links to the Footloose Quest to the Footlose Quest. It screwed my first playthrough and I only realized after I saved. That's how I know that a one-footed sour magic hybrid build doesn't work. Frick Fandom.
I found this weird cave in the northern forest, but it's not marked on my map and no npcs have any dialogue about it. Anyone know whats up with that?
Planned quest that was cut for time according to Joshua Sawyer intervew in the No Dancing Allowed forums
I don't think it's cut content because my player character unlocked a "spelunker" skill once I entered. All my other npc party members refused to follow and said they would wait outside.
prepare for moles. lots of em
Yeah, the only remnant of the scrapped quest is the game's 'quest completion' trigger, which will still activate if you drop a Scabron Tooth, Purified Rubith, and Unseasoned Turkoid Leg into the puddle on the floor of the cave. The reward item is bugged, though. Useless unless you're a speedrunner.
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Why are rubbermancers like this?
rubbermancers pick whatever slides in their butthole the easiest
>level up rubbermancy
>at lvl35 you can make non-objects rubbery
>use it on my butthole
>can stuff entire enemies in now
no wonder they said this was OP
>Was dancing an OP stat?
No, you're just supposed to build your toon with high Dancing. This is like asking if jumping is overpowered in Super Mario Bros.
>inb4 "Reggie tells you to pump Welding"
If you unironically dumped all of your stat points into Welding based on one character saying "Welding can take you far," then you should have a nice day.
The door to door salesman guild quests are getting worse in every game. Does anyone have the forbidden mod?
you think they know?
I can't listen to this anymore without thinking of that video god I love bat women
best song in the OST?
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWfbHp5jn1A
If I click this and it's Tension I am going to rape you.
Did you make this thread just to show off a song that you made? thats cool I wish I could make music
Gotta be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY5L_WOBfiI
holy based, I love OC
sounds like the kind of music that plays when the bad guys are talking, reminds me a bit of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jROT9Le7DM&list=PL563A7E91554C39A2&index=18 from Days of Ruin
Worst parts?
Why did you vore Tingle?
>he still thinks tingle and strange tingle are the same character
wait till this guy gets to chapter 5
That only makes it worse!
I hope they patch out the Pete Patrol questline because it is the doggest of shit.
>Pete's mobility scooter is faster than your walk speed so you have to stop every three seconds unless you're wearing the diving suit
>If you touch him for a microsecond he stops moving and restarts his stupid fricking voice line
>Have to fast travel back to HQ and enter the parking garage (2 fricking loading screens) to get the sloppy jalopy back
>I choke down ten of these missions and my reward is the mobility scooter. Never mind the sloppy jalopy, the scooter is SLOWER THAN MY FRICKING RUN SPEED
Pete's death scene was kino though, I gotta say
not sure about GG3 but GG:R definitely had the shittiest stealth section in the series, and possibly the worst i've played
it was quite literally a straight line where the only gimmick was just waiting for people to turn around and allow you to pass for like an hour
they couldn't do worse if they tried to
look at this shit you can't even see the end even without the obnoxious "DIED AGAIN" shit
genuinely unfinished, where were the playtesters and quality control when scripting his a.i
weirdly high effort thread
I think it was made as a way for op to get his work noticed.
nah but I did see the thread as an opportunity to post some of my shit
I, for one, RESPECT greg's POWER. elenore and jub'reth can frick off.
I want to sex Parsnip Patty so fricking bad.
isn't she like 12
And? [Dance 50]
you fricking think that's gonna-
T-those moves...! (Is that... the forbidden footwork?!) S-sorry sir, I meant no offense. Carry on as you were.
How do you homies get surprises about dicky posters, in the year of our lord 2023? Are you new here?
Every time a cute girl gets into a game, dicky posters appear. It has been like this since thr site was made, newbie
>cute girl
>the "cute girl" in question
there is actually no excuse you monsters just want to frick children
Come on anon, look what she's wearing, she's ASKING for it
seek help
is this the thread?
how is this not illegal holy fricking shit
if this gets you even remotely hard you should end your life
For me, it's the mole
Soulless
>millygays AND pattygays found the thread
time to leave
Mole people or bat people, which way western man?
Mole people.
>Milly is a cutie
>most kino companion quest in the game
>returning all the Mole totems to their rightful owners and saving the Underground from the curse is the most in character thing for greg to do, why would he sell them off when he gets the PLATINUM UNLIMITED BANK CARD during the vault heist?
>most kino fight during the Freedom route
I AM a mole person, you can collapse a building in an instant using a mole party and despite people not treating you as the killer you still get the XP and rewards since you can loot kill XP off corpses if they were killed by environmental damage and since it's not like cliffs where the corpses just fricking vanish for some reason it's a lot better than wind mages
yeah, I'm thinking this is the thread
MODS
>mod pack broke again because some modder pregged out and took their stuff down again
Why is the modding scene for this game so autistic
>But anon, having an exclusive dedicated website to community mods makes the experience much more streamlined!
>You can definitely trust that this website won't be databreached and your login credentials won't be stolen!
>Why would you use the Steam Workshop? It's filled with degenerates. Just trust us anon, this method is unbeatable.
They're gonna do this with Greg's Game 4 too
I'm the boss
No, I'M the boss
i fricking hate big dave, piece of shit bullshit boss. like i'm just supposed to know not to wear the old dancing shoes into the abandoned studio? dumb fricking undodgable instakill frick frick frick frick frick
>up to Big Dave
>still using the old dancing shoes
the QTEs on the New Gucci Loafers are too fast, I'm not trying to play a fricking rhythm game.
You say something down there?
How are you even supposed to beat him?
I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
pissed they fixed the duplication glitch, i wanted extra toothpaste for battles
Is Hat Guy worth recruiting as a party member?
I just got up to the Government Zone and I'm getting my ass kicked by the suitcase+tie men
should have leveled blowjobs
he's kind of a double edged sword. he's really good at dealing with suitcase+tie guys and corporate stooges in general, but he also increases the likelihood you'll have to fight them. i won't tell you why for spoiler reasons, but it's related to his sidequest.
Was always too afriad to try glass him, what does it do?
>i won't tell you why for spoiler reasons
I'm guessing Hat Guy is actually the hat and the guy is just a puppet
This isn't the writers from resurgence, go back
>spoiler
kinda/sorta but probably not in the way you're thinking
no idea never done it myself, let's try it
WTF?
FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK MY LAST SAVE WAS OVER THREE FRICKING HOURS AGO GOD DAMMIT
character name is fitting
anyway you better pray you have enough dance to swoon this fricker
40 gives you at least a 15% chance
good luck lmfao
There's still a way out of this anon, did you level blowjobs?
this but for
no...
the name is lore appropriate butthole. my character background is from the eastern provinces.
either way frick this game. what the actual frick are these damage numbers? why even give you that option if you can't fight the guy? i get hard bosses but this is just bullshit.
oh i forgot he had 1 guy 1 jar
yeah it was over from the beginning
good luck grinding for all of that shit again
should've just gone swamp brawler, kino in every situation and even balances dance if you level it
it even gets some unique cutscenes
peak build, why does nobody talk about it?
why is there so much dance content
A lot of it is explained in the novelization of Greg Game 2 and in the spinoff comic, Keep on Dancin', Little Guy!
it's the only build these gays can seem to create after months of the game being released when "swamp monk" will give people an actually balanced experience
actually relies on skill and doesn't just give you healing for doing nothing
if you went dance build you didn't fricking beat the game
>B-but the game will heavily punish you for exclusively using dance later down the line!! You're encouraged to experiment!!
have a nice day, with the right equipment (that isn't hard to get) dance will obliterate every situation you find yourself in
17 dance, based
hat guy is good for a little while but make sure you listen to his dialogue because he tells you how to beat his quest if you don't skip it
i accidentally skipped one line and had to explore sunken grove for like 2 hours
There's no way you can be this new
>cap guy cameo when
appreciate the shitposting effort op
You Black folk actually solved the riddle and unlocked the Ashy Armor, right? RIGHT?
Also no, OP. Dancing is just a by-product, half-assed last-minute idea added by one stubborn guy obsessed with the idea that Dancers can somehow fight against the guys who make the Music aka Bards
how do I counter the stupid frog posters? Every time they appear they multiply again and again until you have to reset the zone by reentering.
>finally collect the last of the Mole Totems
>the quest doesn't complete
>check stat screen
>Mole Totems Collected: 649/650
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Milly Mole can resummon old totems if you completed her sidequest before Act Seven
Threads like these make me wish I wasn't too moronic to learn how to code
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
how do you die to bridge defender he's a bigger joke than fricking pinwheel
dude should end his online career
I can understand Parsnip Patty
but why is there so much porn of Bridge Defender?
Women
Stunlock him with rubbermancy.
>JUST USE RUBBERMANCY IT SOLVES ALL OF YOUR ISSUES!
>OMG DANCE SHOULD BE NERFED IT'S TOO OVERPOWERED!!!
every time
>Noo the boss is too hard!
Use rubbermancy, it straight up deletes this homie
>Noo! The other guy b***hed about dancing! Everyone in Ganker is the same dude who hates me
Cope, seethe, dial 8, and associated buzzwords.
Was he cheated?
DDP is the most incompetent motherfricker ever. He reads zero item descriptions and doesn't put skill points on the right things, how do you put points in dancing on a bureaucrat class?
>final boss is Mr. Noseberg
Seriously? This is what I get for refusing to pay my mortgage?
He's not the final boss
He isn't? This game is already 50 hours though.
You just made some really poor decisions during your playthrough, goyim.
HOW THE FRICK DO YOU BEAT THIS GUY? Dance moves enrage, he's immune to status, and he's the ONE boss that bureaucracy attacks are ineffective against. Why does the balance go to shit right after government zone? Did they fricking playtest this at all?
>running Busch and Hat Guy on Squidular Magician
bet you got walled on Big Dave
I did, frick you.
the trick is that you're not even supposed to be fighting him at full power in the first place, you're supposed to either run him into a ton of other encounters to weaken him or use the garden shears/guillotine to turn his limbs into enemies you can use charm on which both really weakens him and the separated tentacles shred through his health
>they didn't obtain the N pass
Shit is busted, it even works on bosses.
completely unsurprisingly, since most people here are either autists (so hoarding items in battle and ayckshually you didn't beat the game) or racists (so they won't even go full Black person for the infinite N pass)
>magicman
>rpg 3
its fricking shit
i preffer the japanese product
Someone post it
uh huh
BTFO
how will they ever recover?
i call it bullshit
>rpg 3 has 159434753 reviews
>jrpg III has 156943345 reviews (2,491,408 LESS than westernslop)
plebs dont know shit about underrated gems
>https://twitter.com/GregDev/status/1234534123234564757895423
>RPG 4 delayed
This shit is coming out in 2034 at this point.
Welcome to greg time
It's like I am back in 2009 Ganker. Feels like we haven't had such good threads since RPG 1.
>Kickstarter characters
Frick you Greg
>you now remember the youtuber DLC
the edgy OCs and other cameos are gullible as shit so he won't catch on to ANY stat drains including draining touch where your hand turns into a skeleton or even draining BITE where you just plain bite onto his neck and drain his stats, with the blowjob/succubus drains I get that but draining bite is literally an attack
Just don't go to Greg's house after chapter 3, it will get worse otherwise
How do I recover from PTSD?
What do you mean? You're finally free. This is what you wanted, right?
Delete the subfolder in appdata that doesn't have a coherent name to erase your hidden save.
You take advantage of it by multiclassing into berserker, nullifies almost all the downsides.
>final boss is demon king sc**thorpe
>again
>for the third game in a row
Why do they keep doing it?
He's a fan favorite, they're going to keep bringing him back until he stops selling merch.
>he didn't collect all 355 tomes
he's being controlled this time.
>spoiler
awwwww SHIT
guess it's time to finally start that NG+ run
That's it, frick this homosexual, he is fricking impossible to beat.
He's easy as shit if you've been levelling DANCE. Just copy his movements in reverse.
he's easy if you're leveling dance. just jive with him till you match his groove and then get funky with him. he's mostly a gimmick boss.
These motherfrickers copied Blue Dragon's final boss.
Use rubbermancer to buff thong assassin. Pop some gumballs so you can kill him while he's still in dance-off phase.
Admit it.
It was kino.
>using the RPG-3
you didn't beat the boss
I unironically basedfaced here. Such a great finale.
Have you been selling the Strange Totems you keep finding?
I haven't found any yet.
There's one on the Iron Skeleton in the Mini Mine. DO NOT SELL IT, equip it and drop down a hole to start the Underground sidequest. The totems are collectables you turn in here, eventually you unlock a new party member and get fast travel.
Why are there random holes that appear in the fields outside of the castle? I was picking up items I missed earlier and a hole just opened under me and I died.
I liked that the journal was an ACTUAL journal that logged pretty much everything you did. Most people know that you can bring it up any time during dialogue, but what they don't know is just how much additional content it unlocks, even for mundane entries like
>pic rel
If you choose to sacrifice Patia to the Ectosanguinator, her ghost form can conjure the last consumable you shared with her, once per day. She won't get this ability unless you remind her of her living memories with the journal.
It doesn't work with potions btw, so no infinite resurrects.
I guess it's easy to miss because you rack up so many entries in one day, and the game doesn't even highlight the relevant ones for you. It's tedious trial and error, but it's worth it.
>Patia
Literally why
You could have thrown any of these other
buttholes into the ES.
I just threw What's-His-Name in that thing so I could use soul drain to get him out of my fricking save file because he kept showing back up after he died and forcing himself into a slot in my party even when it kicks out my other party members
I don’t understand the story. I can’t tell if there was a rape scene or not it was so vague and the finale made no sense.
Someone explain
It's art.
D*nce gays have a nice day it's a stupid gimmick and it only works on specific bosses.
>t. rubbergay
>rubber
>lets you one shot most non-bosses without doing a dumb minigame
>permanently debuffs bosses if it can't kill them
>dance
>have to play a 30 second to 2 minute minigame for a chance to make the enemy vulnerable
>basically qtes and if you miss even one you wasted your time
>metachasing in RPG3
kys
its not meta chasing dance is just a slog to use
>it's not metachasing
>talks about 1-shotting anything but bosses
It takes a lot of investment to get it to that level, dance can do it too but it takes twice as long AND it can fail
>It takes a lot of investment to get it to that level
This is cope.
They are going to nerf Rubber back to RPG1 levels. Maybe RPG2 if you're lucky so you can sometimes execute enemies below 25% HP.
They're already working on rpg4 they're done patching 3 unless it's an emergency.
>he didn't read the devblog
RPG4 got delayed 2 years and they said they know that rubber is overperforming in 3. It's unironically over.
>he took one devs autism as fact
>one dev
its literally just jerald, hes always posting about how much he hates rubbermancy on xitter
>only worthwhile dev on the team hates rubbermancy
sasuga
It's a rubberman's world homie. You dancegays are just living in it
They should have removed Daryl from the team before the first game even released after he even suggested Rubbermancy. Now he's just gayging around and keeps buffing his pet-class. I swear to god if it launches as-is in RPG4 the new Alarmist class is DOA.
>not levelling dance because of all the hidden routes it opens up
unlock forbidden footwork homie
>missing inputs
skill issue
>STRgays STILL malding that there's more than 1 viable build now
go back to rpg1 if you just wanna hit stuff with a sword. god forbid people try new builds in a fricking RPG.
How was this game so chock full of cameos and never got copyright-struck for it?
Repeat after me
THANK YOU GREG
>mole people can't hold dirt in their inventory
>can hold coins and literally everything else
who thought this was a good idea???
Milly would be way too OP if her dirt management wasn't so tedious.
she generates so much per turn though, i just need a damn place to store it for the next boss
then get some bottles and make dirt potions
Dirt is an infinite resource you have no reason to hoarde it
If you're doing her companion quest you'll unlock the ability to start dumping it in the Dark Hole a few screens away from the mole village. Fun things happen once you put too much in so don't do it all the time. She SHOULD warn you before you hit the limit but the trigger's buggy.
it's because dirt isn't a real item, it's an environmental weapon like a table or chair
try to pocket a weapon gotten from improvise or clicking on a background object, it's the same deal here
she's so cute bros
My beautiful mole wife
her face looks like her bumhole
THE ADVERTISERS
god, I would bury my dirt in her hole
Name a better romanceable companion than Rosetta
protip: you can't
>Name a better Ectosanguinator sacrifice than Rosetta
ftfy
why is this b***h more detailed than all of the other characters
fanservice
She's a kickstarter donation reward. She's ES fodder like Reize.
Kixkstarter goal bait for elf loving gays. I would be mad, but if funded RPG 2 and RPG 3.
I prefers Zizabeth
ECTOSANGUINATE ALL KICKSTARTER "CHARACTERS"
I NEED TO BE FREE I NEED TO BE FREE I NEED TO BE FREE
y'know i would hate her but she was the only character who reminded me to be careful before important events, she gets the ok from me
the real wife of any swamp brawler, if you romanced anybody else you played it wrong and also uninstall the game
Journalist fricking sucks in combat, but being able to manipulate the news is very useful.
>writing a rape allegation article to get rid of your rival
Kino.
Pool skimmer best class
t. NG+5
>get the thief in my party
>fricker actually steal my inventory
>never seen again
WHAT THE FRICK
>Works with you to rob his boss
>Hire him after the quest
>Act surprised when he robs you too
moron tax.
>rubbergays getting nerfed
Nice, us rock thrower chads will finally get a chance to shine.
Rock throws have been the weakest combat style since RPG the og. Even swampbrawling has better dps.
I admire your optimism but I don't like your odds
>Defeat Verdric
>decide to steal all the shit in his library
>find secret room
>it's all full of journals with random ramblings about his nightmares
>find pic related in his last journal
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?!
Prostate exam
Only 5 more years until RPG 4, anon :^)
it means dope ass sequel villain is inbound
real talk though what class were you most hype to play during the gameplay showcase of RPG 4 at the RPG Entertainment expo
i was so fricking hype for the return of nuclear jester, dude's last appearance was in RPG 2 and even then he was a cameo
i didn't care for all his jokes in RPG2, especially when Ratticus died in the sewers. who the hell says "let's make like an atom and split" when your teammate dies like that?
Don't worry about it, I'm sure it's nothing... completely and totally unrelated, but you should try sleeping in the same room without any party members.
Hopefully you saved first.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRICK YOU ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank god it was just a nightmare sequence at least, kinda hard to reach the HP threshold but still a great unnerving fight
you let that thing catch you?
>he thinks it was a nightmare
lol, lmao
make sure to never get caught in a dark room without a light source for the rest of the game, every frame you're in the dark there's a very small chance of some fun stuff happening to your party
Does this game have a mode for every genre or something?
There's Real-Time Mode and Strategy Mode and Action Mode and Tactical Mode and they all play completely differently from each other
There's even an MMO Mode that does god knows what because I haven't unlocked it yet and an FPS Mode that makes everything incredibly low res pixel art
How the frick did Greg make this thing in less than a decade let alone a year
What the frick is this room? One enemy is standing right by the entrance but isn't being agro'd
just hit level 7 which one of these should i choose?
N-Word pass gives you access to Giga homie, he's pretty important and makes the ninjutsu path a joke. Shoulder guides is also good if you get the gauntlet of unfantasy which will give them physical interaction with the world and your party
The N pass is amazingly powerful for social focused characters, the israelite perk lets you skip a boss with a speech check and halves your mortgage, ninjutsu is good for some stealth builds. Lone wolf is only good if you sided with the bats, because their fast travel will only ever drop you off at night. Double jump is eh, the shoulder guides lie to you half the time.
obviously the N-word pass
Binding jump to scrollwheel and take doublejump, open inventory midair. thank me later
N word pass is only good if you have no charisma in your build
Shoulder guides offers very interesting dialogue options
is there any reason to pick double jump besides for speedrun homosexualry reasons?
jump build options are lacking as frick, even if magnet chain jump is pretty cool to use
S tier
>N Word Pass, Double Jump
A Tier
>Hebrew Heritage (for thieves)
B Tier
>Ninjutsu, Hebrew Heritage (for other classes)
C Tier
>Shoulder Guides
Frick this shit tier
> Lone Wolf
No really, play without companions for a 30% boost in stats but lose the opportunity of doing 2/3 of the sidequests? It would be a boon for speedrunners if dancing boosted double jump glitchs weren't possible but they are so it's uselessness is complete
the shoulder guides are mostly pointless, but there's so much hidden dialogue locked behind them that it feels like a waste on the dev's part to let you skip them at all, even if the n-word pass is the most powerful by a landslide
it doesn't show but both Hebrew Heritage and Ninjutsu come with incredible disguise buffs but Ninjutsu's is way better since you disguise as blue-collars instead of white-collars so stuff like sabotage, assassination, and eavesdropping is way easier and involve a lot less fiddling with numbers to make white-collar crime happen
Hebrew Heritage lets you abuse Nepotism to get easy jobs and you can identify deal opportunities really easily but most importantly, you can get really effective lawyers so you can do a lot of bullshit with white-collar crime (Ponzi schemes are fricking broken) and not worry about getting stabbed in a bad part of town if you're not built for combat
Ninjutsu makes your improvise skill go through the roof for both performance and combat so assassinations are really easy since you don't even need a dedicated weapon for the absurd hidden weapon sneak attack bonuses, just a trowel or even a pen will do it, you're never unarmed
>shoulder guides
more like SOVLder guides. There's so much content behind that one perk.
lone wolf also works if the rest of your party is either in defensive or passive stance
hebrew heritage + peemason is the only real way to beat the game tbdesu
I keep getting my ass kicked by the first boss, what the frick
patty is an exceptional dodge tank, her tease draws aggro and max her DANCE to raise her evasion.
FRICK OFF DANCEgay
>t. rubbermancer that owns 3 dragon dildos irl
>im-fricking-plying
dirt warlock is the most OP class in the game, he should be levelling it right now
I'm not leveling scat warlock and you can't make me.
DIRT WARLOCK DOES NO FRICKING DAMAGE FOR !!!!30!!!! LEVELS
IT DOES NOTHING UNTIL YOU UNLOCK "STONE TO DIRT" AND YOU CAN START MAKING DIRT TERRAIN ANYWHERE
>DIRT SPEAR
MISS, NOT ENOUGH DIRT
>DIRT TOMB
GROUND SURFACE NOT DIRT
>DIRT IN THE EYES
NOT ENOUGH FRICKING DIRT
HOOOOOOOOOOLY FRICKING DIRTgayS
it's a grinding class, anon. you go to the highest-level dirt terrain available, practically one-shot every enemy for loads of XP, then the actual questline mobs are far underlevelled compared to you
You pair Dirt Warlock with the mole because she generates dirt on any dig action. Terrain type doesn't matter. Like, 75% of her specials are dig actions or create dirt in some way. Dirt management becomes a big fricking problem unless you're capable of blasting piles of it through the enemy's skull at mach 5.
You will if you ever speed run. You will be forced to.
>warlock
rogue's dirt moves are way better, and they work on SAND
you know that one place where there's ONLY SAND
dirt warlock's completely fricking useless there, there's no "sand to dirt" spell to save you
>he doesn't know about the soil sage's sidequest
admittedly its part of a much longer chain of practically postgame quests you get way too late for it to matter, but finishing the whole line lets you cheat out your skills on any terrain (enabling some really jank exploits for superbosses)
dirt rogue can pocket sand forever since he doesn't lose pocketed sand after combat ends so you end up with tons of sand and it doesn't count as a full action so you can pocket sand whole bosses to death in one turn if you have enough of it
He's the only boss weak to rocks.
Why did they make Chivalbone such a based sidequest NPC?
>less than 9% of players have the achievement for beating Big Dave
>yfw
>ALSO MFW FREE ACTION AFTER THIS LINE
OH LORD JUST THIS ONCE LET ME GO ALL OUT ON THIS FOOL
I killed everyone who was a dick to me and I somehow have a positive reputation
>randomly makes fun of you throughout the game
>often when walking out of the minor dungeons for some reason
>isn't even evil just a weird jock like guy
>design doesnt really fit most of the other characters
>hinted to have connections with the main character but thats it
>dont even fight him, he just stands around in the starting area after beating the game cutting you slack for your achievements
What the frick was the point of this character? Was there cut content here?
probably some sort of teaser for 4. they pulled some similar shit in 1 with Arden, remember?
Oh shit I remember that. You might be right, but I can't see this character having any more of a role when he's (relatively) cool with you by the end. The Arden shit on the other hand felt like there was more to it.
I guess they could be teasing him as an upcoming party member, but he might be too big.
>beat the game
>NG+, go for the freedom route
>starts off slow
>everything past the first liberation
holy fricking shit
Be honest. Did this ruin the game for you?
if i can switch it off so i don't see it in PvP i have no complaints
Best battle theme?
Best Vocal theme?
Best vocal battle theme?
my picks are
>In the solstice of war (Flames ver.)
>Burning blossoms (Rain ver.)
>Strenge Kriegsmaschinerie/PACEM POPULO
The voice tracks in this game has no right to be this good.
>the fricking flames version
overrated trash, original mix was better
Legitimately impressive
>no Breaking Oneself Free
It's one of the most kino tracks in the game.
For me it's
>Kugelblitz
>Call of the Western Sky (duet ver.)
>Rhapsody of Wrath
Just go to /vrpg/ already, Jesus christ, its not even real games now
>t. seething new lands gay
This is unironically the best thread on Ganker right now. The board hasn't generated this much OC in years.
>not a real game
took this screenshot while exploring just to spite you
>lone wolf chad
based, the companion quests are all terrible anyway
>that scarf
how many solitary one-man army enemies did it took you to get that?
I'm already at my 57th and none of them have drop it yet
I actually got it on my first kill, I didn't even know it was a rare drop till I looked it up.
>Get to Niko's Cave
>Spend several hours trying to figure out what to do
>Finally find a monster that drops a giant coin which fits perfectly into the slot
Fellas, was this quest fricking obtuse or what. I feel like the devs could've at least given bit of a hint as to what to do.
This is a jarping son.
It doens't belong there.
I thought it was a varpging
>Kill me now. I will not kneel before you. I will not become the servant of a dragon. Do it!
begins to play
>ten HP left on Yeralvost
>greg dodges Hyperspace Splicer, pastes Brewmaster and Swampfist
>this starts playing
>activate overdrive
>GREG, LORD OF THE DANCE
>flawlessly execute the QTE
>splatter him across the floor in three hits
>make a new save
>put 0 points into Dance
>use dance at every available opportunity
Now get to the first court guardian and thank me later.
why the frick did they make the fishing minigame so good but then also make it aggro every aquatic enemy nearby - i just want to fish damn it
to teach you that the fishing rod can be used to pull enemies into your reach, after you do that in combat the aquatic enemies frick off
or just get a high enough level that the game autoresolves the fights for you
Was Princess Beratrizic suppose to be autistic on purpose or was it unintentional writting and also A.I. bugs?
I seriously can't get a read on her and specially since the devs keep dodging questions about her whenever it comes up in interviews
Yes she is, but they're only dodging the questions because she was based on the lead devs wife.
Are RPG 1 and 2 unironically worth? I don't like being that guy whose only played the latest game in the series so I'll definitely get around to them eventually but I'm not sure how much to prioritize getting around to it. 2 sounds like fricking sovlkino from what I've heard so I'm excited but I've been getting mixed opinions on 1.
off topic for the thread, i know, but how'd you guys feel about FPS? i feel like i'm the only person i know who didn't care for it
RPG 2 is great but it does feel a bit dated at this point. RPG 1 is pretty bad, just watch someone play it or read a synopsis. There really aren't that many references to it in 3, but the ones that are in are super fricking important.
>Ectosanguinator Passing
>can't pass unless you sacrifice one of your partners
>otherwise you need to go to the sanguine deeps dungeon (a.k.a. the only dungeon with level scaling) and get raped in the ass with blood debuffs galore
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!
please don't tell me the vamp street sidequest is necessary to make this easier
there are dozens of allies you can recruit in random taverns just for this purpose, don't tell me you've been sacrificing named allies?
Sacrificing your main allies gets you their ecto buffs/supports, which is vital on a lone wolf or freedom run
he's complaining about the fact that he is sacrificing one of his partners when he could have just used one of the drunks as a scapegoat
You're supposed to throw in the kickstarter backers characters, anon.
bassed
sacrifice What's-His-Name, his existence is actively harmful since he'll randomly show up and take a slot in your party while kicking out the last member who joined
>reach the midnight castle hidden boss
>it's Langizan
>"Do you think... I am truly such a monster? After everything?"
>Yes
>stops attacking entirely, just waits for you to kill him
I wish I could save him bros, he was just doing what he thought was right
>Tfw the orchestral version of "Oh, Now we DANCING Dancing!" starts playing in the background
I'm so done, bros...
Nah frick him, if he thought he was in the right he'd fight for it.
The fact he gives up and lets you kill him shows that he knows he fricked up.
His intentions were good but the execution was poor.
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Just go to /vrpg/, this is getting annoying
>stop having fun
>go through completely fricked up NG+ with loads of sequence breaking
>reality starts breaking down
>music sounds like a complete mess and is now using bells and organs
If you used TB mode, you didn't beat the game.
what if I used VR Mode?
did anybody played this spin-off?
is it good?
>played
esl pls go
>played
>implying that this is a real game
>he doesn't know
its as real as I want it to b
Damn chinks, they robbed my man Greg so blatantly!
>have a cool idea for a build
>start game
>spend 3 hrs getting my party together
>first sign of adversity
>go back to dancemaxxing
It's all so tiresome...
>Narrator
>Luckily, through an unexpected stroke of luck, telepathy reached level 5, even though the intended limit was 4. You managed to read the final boss's mind and discovered that he had orchestrated his own defeat, hoping that you would bring about the unification of the entire world in peace
Holy fricking shit
Guy, the NG+ exclusive "Edgiest Edgelord" superboss is kicking my ass
How the frick do I beat this butthole?
think about what edgelords hate the most
>equip combustible condoms
>have an explosives skill above 69 so I can effectively use them against my enemies
>finally romance my companion that I've had all game!
>she unequips her gear and proceeds to do mine
>uses her mouth to remove my belt and underwater
>then makes the mistake of using her teeth to remove the condom without meeting a explosives skill check out of 10 FRICKING 10!!!
>her head is now blown off from her body and I'm suffering from charisma debuff of -9 (lack of sex appeal) and a perma crippled debuff that requires a power core powered wheelchair
>wheelchair increases my equipload by 200 and makes enemies hesitant to attack me
>no backup saves because of overwriting saves due to the very little consequences for decision making
WHAT THE FRICK WHERE THEY THINKING?
you had the chance to save at every rock statue, if you didn't take the time to find them among the normal rocks that's your loss
For me? It was camping and the character interactions.
>yfw that time Hat Guy fricked with Giga homie about him being scared of raccoons
god, what a comfy game, especially if you combine camping with fishing, hunting and treasure hunting
>meet guy that seems very useful and has great stats
>buy some equipment and put it on him
>falls into a hole and dies
10/10 game design
It's over.
The resource gathering processing parts dont need to turn into fricking factorio but jesus christ this shit NEEDS some basic QoL, you should be able to shift click the washed ore from the basin directly without needing to open the inventory, or at least FRICKING GROUP THEM TOGETHER menuing every single one every goddamn time is giving me an aneurysm