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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the remastered Ducktales game good, bros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until the 2nd remaster

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They even brought back the original shows voice actors to be in it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        Neat, thanks. I'm an ESL who grew up with the dubbed cartoon so the voices don't matter as much.

        Wait until the 2nd remaster

        kek, have we had a game yet where the remaster got remastered?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kek, have we had a game yet where the remaster got remastered?
          i meant the 2nd game getting a remaster
          we've had remasters get remakes though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kek, have we had a game yet where the remaster got remastered?
          Last of Us?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kek, have we had a game yet where the remaster got remastered?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its made by wayforward. its fricking garbage but unlike most of their games its not even pretty because they use shitty 3d backgrounds and mediocre art/animation. The shit visuals also make it feel too spacious and empty as even though its a remaster.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Controls aren't as precise as they should be. While the old actors being back is nice, the fact they are OLD actors means Scrooge and Magica sound extremely tired (both Alan Young and June Foray died a few years after this game came out too). It also fundamentally changes how stages work because in the NES game you could explore as much or as little as you wanted while the remake forces you to go through the entire map on each stage as they make you gather doodads to progress. Even formally hidden bonus areas are now required so all sense of discovery is pretty much shot.
      On the bright side it does look nice, the remixes aren't that insulting, and the new final stage is a fun challenge (aside from the controls being unreliable when it comes to jumping and clinging to vines in midair which comes to a head in the final area which is nothing but).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game somewhat ended up that way because a lot of the old guard at Disney production who worked on the show really wanted to be involved in it which surprised Capcom and WayForward (Who were really just going to do a "HD" version). Disney were the one who hooked WayForward up with some of the animators who worked on the show, got the surviving voice actors back and insisted on a story because they wanted it to be like a "Lost episode" of the show. I can't really fault Capcom and WayForward for not saying no to Disney because from Disney's POV. This was a huge passion project and a last hurrah for the Ducktales team at Disney because they might not be around for too long. It's flawed but there's some soul to it that makes you forgive the design mistakes a bit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I didn't say it was a bad game and my only real complaint is the controls.
          Shame there will most likely never be a remaster of Ducktales 2 or the Rescue Rangers games (and Disney kind of intentionally poisoned the well regarding RR due to that moronic movie).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      too short

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=35

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      original is a much better game, but if you want to hear the old VAs again it's kinda nice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too many FRICKING cutscenes in a game where each of the seven stages last no longer than 5 minutes. Just try playing the Amazon level and deal with constantly being interrupted for 30 seconds of Scrooge and Launchpad squabbling every time you pick up one of nine coins.
      Much much worse than Mega Man X5, but the thing Capcom learned from it and tried to implement ways to add cutscenes without breaking the flow, like they did in X8. Wayforward has no excuse.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can turn cutscenes and talkie bits off after finishing the game the first time. Don't know if they ever patched it to let you do it from the very start.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's pretty good but I like the look and music more in the original.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it loses some of the original charm with all those annoying cutscenes.
      The last level is slightly harder, unlike the rest of the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life is like a NIAGGER

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gotta shit on all other 2d platformers to pave the way for SMB wonder
    we cant have people get sick of 2d platformers before that masterpiece is released

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dlala Studios
    Gee, I wonder why this failed? Kind of like how Square Enix will publish damn near anything, yet wonder why people are sick of their games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dlala Studios
      so that explains Minnie's appearance

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick does she look like that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dlala Studios hates female characters showing too much skin, even if it's a harmless cartoon mouse

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No Clarabelle
            Like states, guess she's too good for Dlala Studios

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fact her arms and legs are exposed was likely against their will

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I was actually keeping an eye out for this game, the art and animation looked decent.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is not even an art style. Its simply lazy and uninspired.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DLALA DOES IT AGAIN

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dlala
    That's a shame because I sort of liked the 2020 Battletoads. I don't think most people liked Battletoads 2020 so maybe I'll still enjoy Disney Illusion Island anyway.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think people just bounced off the artstyle and never gave it a try

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that and the fart fetish scene

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its fricking terrible.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they turned DQ into a femcel?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't like it because it looks like garbage, they took the lowest bidder from a public domain cartoon artist and hired them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The vast majority of people who played the Battletoads reboot didn't even make it beyond the third level, in search of the queen. Turbobikes filtered most players again. It takes all of twenty minutes to beat the first three levels and almost 40% of players didn't even bother to play that long or learn the game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >f-filtered
        You aren't entitled to my time, you fricking trash peddler.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because the game is so terrible people decided it wasn't worth the time. Once the bile fascination wears off there's no point in continuing as it never gets any better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think people just bounced off the artstyle and never gave it a try

      BT2020 even just in gameplay is an eclectic mess. The actual beat em up part is really standard outside of the tongue mechanic that mostly just makes it easier. Beyond that the game is jumping genres more than a Hideki Kamiya project and every single mini game lacks polish. The bike levels are only there because they're iconic to the NES game but they're not particularly fun. It's maybe a 5 or generously a 6 as a game dragged down by the awful presentation between the writing and inconsistent cutscene animation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not edgy and graphic
      >Animation is sloppy and over-done for a beat em up
      >Simple things like health is too high for enemies and so is there wakeup timing, so fights drag on
      >Dark Queen looks like Canadian feminist slop, entirely a design that only lived from 2010-2016 before making everyone a bloated womenlet was seen as bad.
      >really unpolished genre shifts because the originals did it
      >The total antithesis of Arcade Battletoads

      Now we'll never get a real game.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strangely cynical
    Wow, who would have guessed that the studio who made the Battletoads reboot would make a game where they blatantly hate the source material.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use rudish designs but somehow manage to make them ugly
    How.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game just looks like a slower,easier Rayman Legends
    https://www.twitch.tv/aqplegore

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NuDisney can't make a decent game without Square Enix

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