>Disrespects a game developer's work ethic because he wants to CONSUME

>Disrespects a game developer's work ethic because he wants to CONSUME
Why does anybody watch this freak show puppet?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno I watched his videos every now and then but then I saw him sperg out about how emulation is evil so he's on my do not click list

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably need a second pair of hands to count how many e-celebs I've never heard of until Ganker started shilling/shitposting about them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might have caught a portion of an ironic segment in a Metroid video, where he actually encourages people to use emulation to play Metroid games that are no longer accessible.

      He has also openly stated how a big chunk of footage for a massive Pikmin video he made was recorded thanks to free camera through Dolphin (I believe).

      He's not against emulation at all, but he does try to avoid the ire of Nintendo (i.e. not receiving review copies, strikes etc.) by avoiding the topic most of the time or being indirect.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arlo is just a brainlet fanboy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          brainlet, yes, but he also does shit on Nintendo's anti-consumer practices more often than you'd think

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally every nintendo fanboy does.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do grown ass men really watch puppet shows?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if they're autistic

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LOOK I BOUGHT ALL YOUR MERCHANDISE, THAT GIVES ME A LICENSE TO STEAL BECAUSE....WEL BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OK!?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post like this remind me i'm sharing Ganker with actual morons who can't read a meme

        I should try to do like ciggays do to stop their addictions

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you moron the obsessive fan who makes the games part of their personality is the guy who doesn't like the emulation

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you stupid?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      big corpo literally tonedeaf to it's own rabid fanbase will never not be dystopian levels of bleak humour

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gamers
      A lot of boomers you'd rather do weed in a back ally then have this hobby

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 housefire

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a link to the original video?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the room to do the segggss

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I probably wouldn't know a single goddamn youtuber if not for Ganker. I don't get any of these morons on my feed and you wouldn't either if you didn't click them.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will not be playing Sparks of Hope because I want to respect worth ethic and Ubisoft CEO is bad, let me blame an entirely different country
    >REEEEE SAKURAI HOW COULD YOU, WHERES MY GAME TO CONSUUUUUUME

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he let the mask slip, he's not as progressive as he pretends to be he just wants his toys and he wants them NOW because mentally a 5 year old.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he let the mask slip, he's not as progressive as he pretends to be he just wants his toys and he wants them NOW because mentally a 5 year old.

      What video did he say this stuff? I'd like to watch it to see if he really is that stupid.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Smash Bros thing is a tweet about Sakurai's newest video about how attached he is to the series and how it's hard to just let it go on without him, it's part of his work ethic.
        But Arlo decided he wants to be a massive consumer and completely ignore everything that has been set up

        As for the Ubisoft thing, it was a video, he wants to make the argument that Yves from CEO is a terrible person and that supporting Ubisoft in any capacity is BAD, he takes a serious subject and tries to act like he's in a "nice" position but knowing all the shit he allows from Nintendo and other companies, it's bullshit, especially from his Sakurai tweet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't know that Nintendo has second party relations with Intelligent Systems, HAL and others, leading to thinking Kirby is taking roles from other franchises
          >Doesn't understand Japanese humor and thinks anything they say in an interview is super serious, like how they secretly developed Rosalina's storybook, they kept it a secret because that was the fricking prank
          >Thinks Nintendo and Sakurai have to stand by western culture bullshit because he wants Smash Bros to be developed regardless of who's vision it's based on
          >Ignores Sparks of Hope to shit on Yves talking about work ethic in the company, while completely ignoring Nintendo's sins and that the M+R Team are from an entirely different country than Yves
          >Pretty much ruined Paper Mario discourse, not by having a problem with Modern games, but by constantly pretending he's the victim and gaslighting morons online
          >Refuses to play any actual RPG's
          >Actually dicksucks Scarlet and Violet despite listing the shit ton of problems
          >Never gave a single frick about Mario and Luigi, constantly downplaying it for his Paper Mario Bias and then makes a video on Alphadreams Bankruptcy just to be cheeky about PM potentially taking the RPG slot
          >Has a big spasm about Nintendo as a company and how they should act like Xbox and Sony because they didn't show up for 1 Video Game Awards
          >Wants to talk about Nintendo giving attention to their smaller franchises, but then proceeds to not give a single frick about Warioware, Advance Wars and other actual small titles, he basically meant Pikmin and Metroid

          Frick this massive hack, his Color Splash video is the ONLY reason he gained popularity, he was never fricking good

          Honestly I get what he's saying from a business standpoint but from a practical standpoint this would probably be really hard to do since Sakurai is not a Nintendo employee and every other Smash game has a completely new development team.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is that his intention is there but he always fricks up his wording
            He's acting like Sakurai is expected to do something nowhere does it say he has to
            Sakurai tried before and it didn't work, it's something that's going to happen overtime and eventually but acting like not happening immedately is a "Failure of management", Arlo can go frick himself for saying that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you are a creative company
          Already fricks up
          Nintendo has already been known to be made from MULTIPLE creatives, it's not just 1 fricking guy. Again, Second party separations is what makes this company what it is, trying to act like only 1 guy can call the shots within everything is so fricking stupid
          Sakurai himself isn't with Nintendo, he's literally a freelancer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a moronic take.
          >Smash bros must go on forever, because i am simply too scared to approach any new IP with a fresh mind
          Maybe the reason Sakurai can't imagine Smash without him is because he doesn't want the franchise to become the next COD-like cash cow?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick does every softboy videogame bland take youtube write like this, they sound so pretentious and fricking insufferable.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >taiko no tatsujin lanyard
    okayyyyy hang on let him cook :100: :100: :fire: :skull: :100:

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arlo getting stupidly mad over stupid shit is always funny
    You gonna cry you fricking homosexual?
    I bet you’re seething knowing that Origami King is the second best selling game in the series, only behind Super, both of which you never bothered to mention.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gave him a couple of chances because anyone that makes anime nerds seethe to the extent that Ganker does must have some merit but he's kind of boring and somewhat corporate-esque in how inoffensive he is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I gave him a couple of chances [...] but he's kind of boring and somewhat corporate-esque in how inoffensive he is.
      That's 'tendo autist tubers for ya'. I'll give him credit for his autistic love for Pikmin and I loved watching his review of it as well as TOK's, but that's all he has going for him. Even outside his persona he can't relate to anyone outside his interest for Nintendo that it's almost pathetic and I'm not talking about normalgay IRL shit either, anything beyond Nintendo he just has nothing to say.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kind of boring and somewhat corporate-esque in how inoffensive he is
      just like any other tendie tuber who grew up with the Gamecube and also haaaates anime

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tendies have better taste than you will ever have, weeabo homosexual. Go jerk off your little phismosis dick to Pyra.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          u mad bro?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >grew up with the Gamecube and also haaaates anime
        Really don't know how people can play Japanese vidya all their lives yet end up hating all other Japanese media. If not for Nintendo I doubt I would be into things like VNs and anime now. Being exposed to Nintendo games as a kid kind of moulded my mind to be comfortable with the foreign nature of Japanese media

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I started watching Super Sentai and Kamen Rider because of Viewtiful Joe and Killer 7

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's kinda like how weebs get obsessed with only the hikkomori parts and completely disregard an ancient empire lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I want to shut myself in an ancient Japanese cave like Amaterasu, the OG hikkomori

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scott the Woz is different because he's the only guy who has played every single spongebob game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Antdude did the same thing and probably even more game reviewers have done it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That video blew my mind on multiple levels. Like when I was a kid in the NES and SNES era, even with limited knowledge I still had really good games and wasn’t consooming nothing but muh favorite cartoon slop. Scott was buying almost nothing but licensed shit, and apparently not renting anything, so that was the only vidya he was aware of. On top of that, I realized that his whole childhood was spent with SpongeBob, and that they are still making that show now. When I was a kid the big thing would change every two or three years… Real Ghostbusters simply wasn’t around that long, the original TMNT cartoon didn’t stay popular past its first few seasons… etc. For Scott it was all Soongebob all the time.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think I had like one Spongebob game as a kid and it wasn't very good. I mainly just had a shitload of Mario games and also rented a lot of stuff from blockbuster. Growing up on licenseshit must be awful lmao

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that puppet has more money than I probably will ever see

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubtful. His channel isn't big enough to weigh up against a real career.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who works with marketing and YouTube ads on a daily basis. I can tell you that his page is probably making $250k a year at the absolute minimum, if you count sponsored videos in too. That’s definitely more than the average wagie.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude would have no more than 5 subscribers if not for the bargain bin muppet gimmick

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally have no fricking idea what you're talking about, I don't who who this is and have never heard anyone mention this, even online

    I'm assuming it's some shitty youtuber with a puppet gimmick?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people calling the cookie monster arlo, is this an american thing

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man who doesn't like video games gets paid to talk about video games
    This is why he's having a mid life crisis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he's a Gankerirgin?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >developer's work ethic
    not my problem

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who this is but anyone who uses a puppet as a persona is probably a massive homosexual

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just because Chugga's autistic doesn't mean you can call him a puppet

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this the sesame street mf who keeps complaining about paper mario and how the original and ttyd are the best in the series?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s right though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he only says ttyd is good because he's a dumb shit gamecube baby, it's really telling that pikmin is his favorite game.

      also he outright refuses to play super metroid despite being a supposed metroid fan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >refuses to play super metroid despite being a supposed metroid fan
        Why?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he doesn't like old games for some reason.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he doesn't like old games for some reason.

          Thought it was NES metroid he refuses to play.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Has the most normie take possible
      >Some sperg on Ganker pretends that this is a controversial opinion

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    64 and cube were the worst gens

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a friend that was hate watching this Muppet for like a year then complaining about him constantly, I don't get the appeal his opinions seem like trash.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this makes the puppet seethe with rage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the puppet man must have cute aggression or something

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        either that or one of Kirby's many eldrich horrors actually scared him as a kid so now he's scarred for life.

        or maybe he's the "ANON GET OUT" guy.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That recent mario kart video that he was so fricking high off his ass on pain killers.
    Why the hell did he upload that?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When i heard him say mario 3 wasn't good, I checked out and will never care what he has to say.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he outright just hates any old game on machines older then the gamecube.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hates everything. I'm waiting for the
      >Pikmin 4.... lets talk
      video where he "idk it's just........ *sigh* I was thinking it'd be a bit more pikmin'yyyyy?" he secretly hates nintendo.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker - e-celebs and twitter screencaps
    please end your life

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    people still watch this freak? I stopped watching him when I got over my nintendo fanboyism

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Standout Arlo moments:
    >complaining about PM fans
    >lying about Miyamoto's role in Mario Galaxy
    >whining about Kirby's Dream Buffet
    >boycotting Mario and Rabbids
    >celebrating Mario and Luigi's death
    Anything else?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anything else?

      >Tried and failed to turn the Pikmin fanbase as toxic as Paper Mario by railing against Hey! Pikmin, quickly deleted the video when he realised he failed.
      >Watched the Sonic 2 Movie purely to make a viral rant video attacking it, developed mental health issues due to the fan backlash.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Watched the Sonic 2 Movie purely to make a viral rant video attacking it
        >developed mental health issues due to the fan backlash
        Who the frick attacks a fricking Sonic product without being prepared for the autistic backlash? That is dead simple cause-and-effect, it's literally a babby-tier 'touch stove, get burned' sort of thing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A normalgay autist

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It feels like interacting with the Sonic fanbase in any capacity causes mental health problems. The dude who writes the comic says some of the most ridiculously stupid shit when answering their questions.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He doesnt like that Tails drove a police car (despite driving literal mechs and planes even as far back as genesis) and couldnt accept the human element as if it invalidates the entire film being pretty lighthearted and enjoyable.

          I didnt care for Sonic 1 but the sequel has better casting and moments than the mario movie cause it actually is a movie with a story and not just an 80 minute Universal ride

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He got upset by the Mario movie bringing back the Brooklyn origin story.

            He gets hung up on such weird complaints.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I see Arlo follows the Dobson school of Nintendo criticism.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gets criticized
        >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES PLEASE

        And people fricking fell for it, holy shit

        >The Hey Pikmin Video
        The first and last time Arlo has a normal sense to scaleback and realize how moronic his video was.
        Now, he doesn't care, he'll release a video with the most dogshit information on the planet and just avoid any interactions period.

        >Watched the Sonic 2 Movie purely to make a viral rant video attacking it
        >developed mental health issues due to the fan backlash
        Who the frick attacks a fricking Sonic product without being prepared for the autistic backlash? That is dead simple cause-and-effect, it's literally a babby-tier 'touch stove, get burned' sort of thing.

        Not an excuse, his rant video had a lot of problems, but instead of actually addressing them, he forced the perspective to be about REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS MY OPINION LET ME HAVE THEM

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he forced the perspective to be about REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS MY OPINION LET ME HAVE THEM
          The hypocritical insistence that there is no such thing as a bad opinion might be one of the worst parts of modern life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario and Luigi's death
      What
      When did they die?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He means the Mario & Luigi RPG series, their dev team went bankrupt

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I see pardon my moronation

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't remember some stupid bullshit that YouTube did (or ended up doing) affecting characters that look kid intended or something like that.

    He went on this autistic mind gymnastics that if he couldn't use the blue cum towel anymore, therefore he does not exist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't remember some stupid bullshit that YouTube did (or ended up doing) affecting characters that look kid intended or something like that.
      >He went on this autistic mind gymnastics that if he couldn't use the blue cum towel anymore, therefore he does not exist.

      Cartoon characters and puppets flag youtube videos as 'for kids' which prevents advertisers obtaining viewer data and prevents monetization. He legitimately could use the puppet because he accepts Patreon donations, but he's just wants to maximise his money by pretending his videos aren't for kids.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch is in it's twilight years
      every gen post 360/ps3 never even got started. there's been less than two handfuls of decent games worth playing on console that aren't basic shit like mario kart. pc is only doing better by maybe triple that amount

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know them. Sounds like a "you" problem.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30+ old manchildren unironically watch a poor man's Jim Henson puppet seethe about Paper Mario and Pikmin
    lol

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Paper Mario the Sonic of Nintendo in that it draws only the most autistic toward it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your mother the Sonic of my dick?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is yeah. It even has the same OC donut steal autism.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. God I hate PM fans, and I say this as someone who likes the first three Paper Mario games

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you hate people who agree with you?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but,
          >Implying liking the first 3 Paper Mario games are an achievement

          News flash moron Most people who like Origami King are classic gays, they are just tired of Arlo being a fricking moron and the fanbase ruining any and all discussion

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If your assumption of liking the first three Paper Mario Games is to be the most obnoxious people on the planet, you can go frick yourself

            >like x games
            >want more games like x
            >this is somehow a bad thing
            Let me guess, are classic zelda fans gonna be lumped alongside classic PM fans as the next Nintendo bootlicker boogeyman?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes anon, ruining discussion for everyone is being progressive, not just being a normal person and having your opinion and criticism, no, being a fricking jackass and making everything miserable is the way to go
              Bravo, Arlo would definitely send you money in your bank account

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, PM gays have turned not just PM discussion, but Mario discussion in general into a shitshow, even if the game in question had nothing to do with Paper Mario

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this muh mario mandate shit went on for so long and wasn't even true as evidenced by shit like mario and rabbids. mandategays just cannt accept that miyamoto doesnt personally burst into the room every time he catches a whiff of any non-toad npc, that hes barely
                been involved with game development for years and that tanabe is just a moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Mario mandate is dead and buried after the Super Mario RPG remake even though Bowser's Inside Story already killed it by having every single OC and creating new ones
                They have no argument right now, and so does Tanabe, which means that the next Paper Mario game, especially considering ToK's good qualities, is guaranteed to be in a good position.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the next Paper Mario game, especially considering ToK's good qualities, is guaranteed to be in a good position
                Tanabe will probably find a way to frick it up anyway.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                OCs don't automatically make a Paper Mario good, don't hold me accountable for the vocal reatards of the community.
                Meanwhile TOK would still be passable at best if it had them.
                The combat gets stale after the first few battles already and despite leaning so hard into the action adventure direction they still refuse to do anything actually interesting with Mario's moveset.
                Tanabe is a hack.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It definitely suffers when you go constantly battle to battle but when you are used to it, it's not really a problem. I do wish Mario got a lot more variety in the types of attacks he can do.
                The game offers a lot more to the experience is what I want from the next game.

                Realistically, we are probably getting a new system but with how things are going, and how ToK apparently had exp in it's beta, they are probably going to go all in, but we can do nothing but speculate at this point.
                We are already 3 years in, the next game is right around the corner, but I still feel positive about it because TOK is still a great game in my eyes, it does a lot of good shit and I want that quality to stay in the next game.

                There are people who are ignoring certain writing because they aren't OC's or that they aren't designed a certain way, like Arlo, and it boggles my mind how they think like this, complaining about wanting unique designs is valid but trying to throw away good characters makes you a fricking jackass

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There are people who are ignoring certain writing because they aren't OC's or that they aren't designed a certain way, like Arlo, and it boggles my mind how they think like this, complaining about wanting unique designs is valid but trying to throw away good characters makes you a fricking jackass

                I agree it kind of reminds me how people seethed about the Japanese club Nintendo survey for SPM resulting in 99% of Japanese not finding the story interesting. Yet these same people are now willing to call good writing bad simply based on what the character its attached to looks like.

                It's superficial opinions that like that which leads to misleading information making its way back to the developers.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah pretty much, criticize things correctly and don't try to smear where the good qualities are so the message goes across.
                Unlike SPM, ToK isn't in that position right now.
                ToK at large's reception is still positive, but it's negatives are known, we aren't going to be in a weird reboot situation, we can literally go nowhere but forward. And I look forward to seeing where that is.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying Tanabe is anything but a spineless homosexual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying Tanabe is anything but a spineless homosexual

                Supposedly Tanabe's very fiery and hands-on, he probably feels rather strongly about things are done the games he does based on what the Retro Studio devs said about working with him on Metroid Prime.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know a dude who gushes about TOK's good qualities, but absolutely fricking hates to play most of it cause it's so slow and badly paced. After watching some battle footage I can't say it looks fun

            Mario's first attack
            GUARD PLUS, +10s ETC
            LINE THEM UP
            GREAT LINEUP
            choose a thing
            MARIO'S TURN
            EXCELLENT
            MARIO'S TURN
            EXCELLENT
            BATTLE BONUS

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's hard to talk about the battle system cause it's always controversial but it's basically just solving puzzles and you get used to it at a certain point, every area has new sets to solve and it's meant to rewards patience. I like puzzle games so I didn't really have an issue, though it's still flawed with attack variety for sure.

              If anything, most people, even the naysayers agree that the ring system was at its best with bosses
              Except Arlo, he thinks the bosses are worse but that's the lowest of low opinions.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even the naysayers agree that the ring system was at its best with bosses
                Yeah I heard the same thing, they actually seem kinda creative and interesting

                >it's meant to rewards patience
                But battles have a timer that count down

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's because of how different it's set up
                with normal battles, you are lining up enemies so you can attack them in groups, some enemies providing throw offs, like boo's disappearing when it's your turn and nippers changing the position of their chomps.
                Bosses are different cause now the boss is in the middle and Mario needs to not only make a path to get to them, but they all have their own unique gimmicks, it's definitely the best use of it and provides variety.

                The timer provides urgency so you aren't just stalling, they want you to adapt to learning the positions fast, letting you use coins to extend the timer. It's definitely finicky, but you get used to it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Learn puzzles
              >One shot
              >Get coins
              >Coins are valuable because items, badges and trophies are expensive as shit

              >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE IS NO INCENTIVE TO BATTLING

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            They do? Feels like classicgays either still don't like it or just tolerate its existance.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If your assumption of liking the first three Paper Mario Games is to be the most obnoxious people on the planet, you can go frick yourself

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        At first I felt sorry that Sticker Star apparently tarnished the series but seeing gays like Arlo actively cheer at the death of M+L sets off my vindictive side so frick the lot of them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did he actually do this? He seemed respectful in his Alphadream video years back. I would hate him if he did because I love the Mario and Luigi games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic I get it, it has SPEED and ACTION, the characters are all anthropomorphized colorful animals, each one with a strong personality trait, like Sonic is the cool, Tails is the nerd, Shadow is the edgy, etc. But fricking Paper Mario? There's the cute aesthetic and all, I heard some of the games have bizarre stories, but how the frick those games have so many autists fightning about on the internet? And making OCs? It's all just Mario characters.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        TTYD specifically has very unique character designs that some would consider deviantart-y, but SPM imo is the one that takes the cake in ramping up the autism. Its OCs look nothing like Mario, it's a story that has nothing to do with Mario and the gameplay is flash-tier platforming with the worst level design of TTYD turned up tenfold.
        The end result is that it has groomed a bunch of kids into wanting Romeo and Juliet Mario stories that has them going to hell, meta jokes about otakus and dating simulators and the world is ending and all that schizo crap.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the amount of people that still wish to defend SPM because they played it once as a teen is baffling to me because its full of the exact same problems that would effect future games in the series.

          Perhaps the die was cast when Miyamoto let Ryota Kawada direct the series, he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of RPG that meant anything to anybody, just rediculously profitable games that outsell anything that has "soul". Super Paper Mario might be anti mandate(or not), but its certainly the anti rpg series on the wii in its refusal of wonder, beauty, and excitement. no one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

          >A-atleast it was good though
          "No!"
          The Writing is dreadful, the gameplay was terrible, As I played i noticed every time a character went for a battle, they were platforming instead of taking turns.

          I began marking on the back of an envelope every time there wasn't an RPG battle. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Ryota's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that means he has no other style of writing. Later i read a lavish, loving review of Super Paper Mario. It said something to the effect of, "if these kids are playing Super Paper Mario at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Fez. And they were quite right. they were not being ironic. when you play "Super Paper Mario" you are, in fact, trained to play Fez.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no picture
            At least do the whole thing

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick would be the picture equivalent for a SMP copypasta?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what the frick would be the picture equivalent for a SMP copypasta?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                unironically thank you, I'll be sure to use this next time.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the puppetgay who thinks nintendo has only 1 development team and thats why he seethes at kirby, FE and xenoblade?

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricklo
    https://vocaroo.com/1iCW2CR8VAdC

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the puppetgay I just wanted to say RIP Chuggas cat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way, Kirby is kill? It was in 2021 holy shit I'm out of date

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? No that shit happened like a month ago.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS A VIDEO
    ABOUT SOME BLUE FRICK NAMED "ARLO"

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Chuggaa mention whether he'll continue his Sticker Star series?
    He would've covered world 4 next which is the least shit part of the game and I was curious to hear his thoughts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no videos for 2 months cat is kill prease understand despite having multiple month-long breaks consistently every year for no reason

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't know that Nintendo has second party relations with Intelligent Systems, HAL and others, leading to thinking Kirby is taking roles from other franchises
    >Doesn't understand Japanese humor and thinks anything they say in an interview is super serious, like how they secretly developed Rosalina's storybook, they kept it a secret because that was the fricking prank
    >Thinks Nintendo and Sakurai have to stand by western culture bullshit because he wants Smash Bros to be developed regardless of who's vision it's based on
    >Ignores Sparks of Hope to shit on Yves talking about work ethic in the company, while completely ignoring Nintendo's sins and that the M+R Team are from an entirely different country than Yves
    >Pretty much ruined Paper Mario discourse, not by having a problem with Modern games, but by constantly pretending he's the victim and gaslighting morons online
    >Refuses to play any actual RPG's
    >Actually dicksucks Scarlet and Violet despite listing the shit ton of problems
    >Never gave a single frick about Mario and Luigi, constantly downplaying it for his Paper Mario Bias and then makes a video on Alphadreams Bankruptcy just to be cheeky about PM potentially taking the RPG slot
    >Has a big spasm about Nintendo as a company and how they should act like Xbox and Sony because they didn't show up for 1 Video Game Awards
    >Wants to talk about Nintendo giving attention to their smaller franchises, but then proceeds to not give a single frick about Warioware, Advance Wars and other actual small titles, he basically meant Pikmin and Metroid

    Frick this massive hack, his Color Splash video is the ONLY reason he gained popularity, he was never fricking good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dicksucks Scarlet and Violet despite listing the shit ton of problems
      >lists off all the general issues and personal gripes he has with the game
      >"But it's just SO much fun, you guys!"
      >repeat ad infinitum for every Nintendo game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile
        >Overblows Origami King's issues and does everything in his power to downplay all its positives so he can have his negative take, and goes as far as having a fricking meltdown of pretending the devs are out to get him

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy has all the exact same shitty takes as Arlo but at they very least they're limited to his social media and not most of his Youtube content

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shesez is the biggest moron on the planet, it's a miracle that he keeps that shit only on his twitter and not his actual video appearances

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get why you used an angry gayjack for him when his Tweet seems very calm

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because that tweet doesn't tell you the whole story
          Shesez hates 2022 for some fricking reason, his tastes aren't big enough apparently, but instead of being a normal person, he's trying to gaslight everyone into thinking 2022 is bad, he wants EVERYONE to have the same thinking

          He's going as far as saying that fricking 2020 which is arguably the absolute fricking worst time for the Switch bar none, is his fricking favorite year.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bet it's his brain coping with how shitty 2020 was due to covid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to stop watching because he would just b***h about the algorithm and hired some guy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He feels like a passive aggressive person ever since he got bullied for being filtered by majora

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the guy who wants to stop you from buying Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope to somehow "Get" Ubisoft's CEO is also the same guy who just "Accidently" bought a thousand copies of Starlink

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's fricking wild is that he doesn't even like Star Fox.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chugga might be a manchild but he's way better than Arlo.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't, that puppet looks like is being handled by some idiot.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate looking at that knockoff Muppet. I've watched maybe 30 seconds of footage of it, and every time I see it, it makes me unreasonably angry.
    I don't feel this way about actual Muppets, or other puppets, but I look at that thing, and all I want to do is destroy it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep watching just to see how angry you get.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time Sakurai releases a new video, you have a plethora of morons who don't know the industry or game development talking about how wrong he is because they played Melee and Ultimate

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when he said he doesn't want the next DK game to be 2D because it's "too unambitious"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was he even alive when DK64 came out? There's a damn good reason Nintendo has been afraid to bring that one back into 3D.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker try to push this idea that nintendogays are militantly against emulation, when 99% of emulationgays are also huge nintnedogays?
    The emulationgays being nintendogays are why the emulation of nintendo's systems is so sophisticated and thorough to begin with.

    So who is pushing the other narrative? And for what purpose?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the morons reporting emulator users to Nintendo on twitter was a meme awhile back

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the emulationgays you mention are actually PCgays who grew up with Nintendo consoles but upgraded to PC once they became adults. The people who stayed with Nintendo into adulthood are the ones who become rabbidly anti-emulation.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Arlo got upset at the Switch Port shitpost chart?
    That was funny

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arlo makes a video talking about The Paper Mario Fanbase
    >The entire video is basically saying that unless you were a Gamecube gay who could afford to play TTYD, you should go frick yourself
    >His only support for modern fans is "Yeah, even if we are right about the game being bad, we shouldn't tell them to not play it"

    BRAVO PUPPET MAN, what a fricking joke
    This was before Origami King actually came out by the way

    He also made a video about sales and he goes on a rant being upset that ToK did as well as it did, which frankly, it deserves to outsell fricking Sticker Star and sit second place behind Super.
    But the funny part is, you can tell this video came out because he already worked on his review where he mentions
    >If the game sold more, Olivia would've been a fan favorite
    What a fricking clown

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMRPG remake selling well and a sequel getting greenlit is the path forward for Mario RPGgays. Paper Mario is never going back and M&L is dead.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're going to find out in a few years that this guy grooms young boys on Discord, aren't we?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arlo gave me a handjob with the puppet on when I was 17.9 year old boy (I'm trans now btw)

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=1361

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with trans people always shoving themselves into other people's content

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very lonely autistic men finding a way to try to get women tier attention

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that's always loser men who trans into "women"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one's apparently a woman pretending to be a man if I'm reading that correctly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women trooning out is hilarious. Imagine going from getting all the attention in the world from men to a 5'4" hairy balding beer gutted fat dickless manlet with a weak female frame and no one no longer cares about you because you're just a man. Then regretting it and losing the 2 functions that could make you a mother because you grafted a tube of leg skin into a fricking fake tube dick.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Men trooning out is pathetic but I can at least understand it on some level with how crushing life can be for an unattractive man but a woman trooning out makes no goddamn sense. They're already playing life on easy mode, what could possibly drive them to do something like that?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sexual abuse that leads to a fear/hatred of their own femininity.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically, some women are convinced that men have it easier because of some undefined male privilege. I know because my sister and her friends all believe it (she's not a troon thankfully)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If that shit exists it's only in the very upper echelons of society like corporate boardrooms and shit. On the ground floor where 99.9 percent of us live it's absolutely not true at all.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I knew someone who wanted to troon out because she didn't like her body and thought the grass was greener on the other side. I dunno what was going on there, maybe some sexual trauma or something else, but I helped talked her out of it, and her looking up what the results of top and bottom surgery actually look like scared her out of it completely.

              Like she explained, "I'd rather learn how to be content with my body than completely mutilate it."

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the healthy option and I wish more people would realize it instead of letting pharma manipulate them into bad decisions.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I imagine for some it comes from there being some masculine figure they admire and want to be like. Like how a lot of trannies are just guys who love anime girls and so they want to be one in real life.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know you don't really give a shit, but since I hate when you homosexuals play armchair psychologist, I'll try to explain to you: it's a psychosomatic condition and has nothing to do with daddy figures and wanting to live life on easy mode or whatever you freaks are saying.

              I knew someone who wanted to troon out because she didn't like her body and thought the grass was greener on the other side. I dunno what was going on there, maybe some sexual trauma or something else, but I helped talked her out of it, and her looking up what the results of top and bottom surgery actually look like scared her out of it completely.

              Like she explained, "I'd rather learn how to be content with my body than completely mutilate it."

              This homosexual, for example, just created a mentally ill TERF who will spend her entire life being repressed and miserable and screaming at transpeople for doing what doesn't have the balls (pun intended) to do. So good job.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                shit bait but I gotta emphasize I *helped* talk her out of it by asking softball questions like "are you sure you want to be seen as a man" and "do you know that the surgery results look like?", she did everything else herself

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no, no, NOOOO! the treatment for hating your body isn't rationally thinking about why you have these feelings and working to accept what you are, you need to mutilate your body, chop off your erogenous zones, and spend the rest of your (extremely short due to suicide) life with either an open wound that makes the entire room you're in smell like shit, or with a log of meat taken from a corpse stitched onto your pubic area!
                Just think. Just think for five fricking seconds about how utterly insane that sounds. In thirty years, people will look back on this shit the way they look at lobotomies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cool artwork, not going to repost it tho
      dare i say, based?

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's right

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arlo got his tonsils removed last month even though hes like 30

    What in the hell

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the puppet itself commissioned from Henson?
    If so that fricking thing is at least a couple thousand

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah not henson, but there was a creator who makes puppets similar to henson for childens parties.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he bought a generic puppet.

        Its still well made, I'll give him that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he bought a generic puppet.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Professor Toad in ToK, he was awesome, his personality is ripped straight out of TTYD. But nobody ever wants to talk about him.
    Whatever the next game is, he should come back

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this fricking homosexual so much. He should be lynched from the Pikmin fandom, he's a disgrace.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do people get this mad over some random youtube homosexual with the most milquetoast takes possible?

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video games, stupid homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody know what arlo looks like or is it still a secret?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes just some average looking early 30's guy (on the right) and hes done panels before in public as himself and his voice is different obviously

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretending to hate an e-celeb you’ve watched so much you have a detailed list of their favorite/ most hated games, as well as their opinion on a variety of other topics

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one would care about Arlo at all if his videos and hot takes didn't affect online Nintendo discussion.

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