>dlc for the price of 2 pizzas
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>dlc for the price of 2 pizzas
>dlc for the price of 2 pizzas
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So $80?
i was confused as well, iunno where OP got her prices from
>pizzas cost $40 where these two posters are from
wtf
>Autists upset they gotta beg mommy for a bigger allowance than normal
>No! I'm getting hours of enjoyment out of this instead of stuffing my face with greasy slop!
This. Spending $25 to $30 on a video game is infinitely better than on food. Especially when you can grocery shop and make a meal for $10 that’s infinitely more healthy and probably higher portion too.
>Especially when you can grocery shop and make a meal for $10 that’s infinitely more healthy and probably higher portion too.
yea but that would require me leaving the house and cooking my food manually. Why do that when I can pay a few bucks more and have some other homosexual make and deliver the food right to me?
ive always seen this quote and its just not true at basically any time lol
>which you will enjoy much more.
Would have been a good quote if not for this utter and obvious cope. Will it last a lot longer? Yeah. But nobody is truly going to enjoy eating plain cheese or roast beef sandwiches over and over again.
just pirate if you think its expensive moron
>It's ok when Nintendo does it
>ER's expansion will have more unique content than a fully priced "sequel"
The absolute state of Nintendo
Aounumabros...no way...
How can we refute this??
owarida
frick off discordtroons we elden chads love our zelda sisters
Zelda's never going to improve as a franchise until they get rid of all of the management at the top... Which will never happen so it's fricked anyway.
Even fricking Zeltik released a new video finally admitting that ToTK was dogshit that wasn't worth the wait or the price.
The base game was like 150 hours long, you can't accuse them of ripping you off.
>2 pizzas for the price of 1 dlc
More like 6 pizzas in my country
Still buying it
>More like 6 pizzas in my country
this
>Still buying it
not this, cringe.
That's the price of 4 medium pizzas or 3 family pizzas, and yes, I still bought that DLC (prefer to make pizzas myself, I worked in a pizzeria for a long time)
>1 pizza is 20 bucks
fat frick, disgusting
make your own pizza or eat smaller pizzas
Why the frick do people order pizzas anyway. Just get some flatbread, put cheese and tomato passata and whatever else on it and put it in the oven. Its literally quicker than ordering delivery.
Because if i do it myself with whatever ingredients it's always gonna taste the same. Someone else using the same toppings as i but doing it differently might have a tastier pizza and i want that.
>order food
>no effort required
>make food yourself
>effort required
It's convenience of not having to do shit yourself, shouldn't be a hard concept to grasp my man.
If you are such a lazy bum that you can’t do something as simple as make a home cooked meal you actually don’t deserve the right to vote
that's a good point actually
pizza is very easy to make, you just add ingredients, put the thing in the oven, then wait 6 minutes. Unlike cooking something that takes more time and effort.
t. worked in a pizzeria
$40 for a dlc is too much, how long until it goes on sale? 2025?
sekiro is still 60 smackers and only ever goes on sale to a low of 30, so you can guess it'll be this price for at least the next five years, if not longer.
You can blame Activision for that.
yeah well bamco are still just as greedy, as evidence by the remaster of dark souls 1 + sotfs, they're both still 40 fricking dollars.
how about you stop buying slop games, Black person?
elden ring is Gankercore you trumptroony
>elden ring is Gankercore
Is this what souls morons believe? lol
you say that like it's a good thing
>40 goddamn dollars
this better be fricking worth it, you frickers better have made 2/3rds of an entirely new game, otherwise I don't care how good your combat is, this is absurdity. I'm going to buy it, because I like these games, but if you start gouging like this, I'm going to frick off harder than you should when you go back to red.dit.
The trooncord lost.
>this better be fricking worth it
Everyone knows it will be.
>you frickers better have made 2/3rds of an entirely new game
DLC is 1-1.5x the size of Limgrave according to interview. You're getting at best a third of a game for 2/3rds the cost of the game.
I make $2500 a week.
Try not being poor.
It has nothing to do with how much money you have. If you pay 40 dollars for a dlc video games are fricking dead.
>it has nothing to do with how much money you have
Yeah it kinda does.
>$2500 a week
>not poor
Kek, even my butler makes more than that.
>even my butler makes more than that.
Neet delusions coming in nicely v/ros
I am trans israelite btw and frick drumpf
Based. Unemployed Ganker Black folk will never comprehend nor achieve this.
tl;dr, thirdworlder
I don't think Elden Ring is good enough to come back to.
Honestly feel the same way. Not sure if I want to make another character to access the DLC. the game wasn't actually that fun
>food measurement
america moment
I wonder how many football fields the expansion is going to be
ummm, actually that's more like 4-5 pizzas
He means real pizzas, not just cheese and tomato
margherita is pretty much the single "realest" pizza
Just watched the trailer. It looked boring to be honest. None of the bosses looked cool, the environments seems dull and boring, weapons and armors shown looked lame as well.
Hopefully I'm wrong, but nothing about this trailer made me excited for the DLC
all the heavy armor looked better than anything in the basegame
>2 pizzas
>40 bucks
You havent ordered a pizza in a minute, have you?
I'm looking forward to the DLC but I did find the new enemies and areas a bit underwhelming. They looked more bizarre than impressive. But I suppose that plays into the dreamland idea.
Are you eating family pizzas? Fat frick
>DLC
>40$
>DLC
>70$
oh boi
now we're going to have fromgays saying that this is sooooo different from tears of the kingdom
jesus frick I wish fromsoft would fricking dissapear.
>this is sooooo different from tears of the kingdom
Yes of course, the first thing is that it costs $30 less.
you should make yourself disappear instead, it would be way easier, just think of how peaceful things would be in the endless void of death, at least consider it
>zoomers have no idea what an expansion is
>they think DLCs are always either horse armor or 2 hours of content
>they'd rather buy 4 small 10$ DLCs with 5 hours worth of content total than one 40$ expansion with 30 hours of content
disgusting
the total file size requirement looks like its 50% the size of the base game so your looking at 80 hours for a first run though the DLC
I spend that much in 2 Doordash orders, it's whatever
Is it I can get 5 good pizzas here for that price.
>enjoy the DLC and your favorite pizza for the price of a full game
what's your favorite 'za toppings? I'm a pepperoni boi
>$40
>2 pizzas
Where are you buying your pizza? That's so expensive, I can get stone oven large pizza for as cheap as $6.
How much pizza costs in your goddamn countries? I live in italy and i can get one from fresh from the oven for 10-15 with a shitton of toppings.
>How much pizza costs in your goddamn countries?
depends, usually they're around 12-15 if you pick-up, 18-20 if you get it delivered (minus delivery fee, tax & tip)
What pizza toppings should I get
pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, sausage, my dick, onions, bell peppers, and candian bacon.
Tuna and black olives, believe me it's really good.
mushroom, sweetcorn, aubergine, black olive and some dried herbs
How much is that in term of burgers?
>Iceborne expansion releases for $40, Ganker doesn’t mind
>shadow of the erdtree expansion releases for $40, Ganker loses it
Where’s the logic?
disco raids and seething Shazammies
disco raids sound great thoughever
Its really fun bullying them until they leave angry. Ganker does it multiple times a day. Ganker can tell they take it personally and it's killing them inside.
now i'm hungry
>And a diet coke, I'm watching my weight
its always funny how its fat fricks who drink diet shit. i never see a relatively healthy person drink it unless theyre a super health freak
>$35.99 for pizza
That's robbery, you could buy groceries for two whole days with that money.
tbf you could probably split an X-large pizza with lots of meat up over two days and stay full the whole time.
>750 calories in one slice
impressive.
stop man I can't again I am getting fat bro
I've set a goal to lose 6 more pounds, then I can reward myself with a 'za. Can't fricking wait
>$35.99
Are you fricking kidding me?
I haven't ordered a pizza in years, so I'm not up on prices, but this seems ridiculous even with double everything.
Lol
Elden GOTY selling bigly!
imagine paying 74 hamburgers for this. honestly hold my pesos right fricking now
Can an amerimutt explain to me why buying a $30 pizza that will be gone in An hour and Probably give you a heart attack is better than a $40 expansion that will last a minimum of 20 hours? Wait I forgot an Amerimutt is eating the pizza it’ll be gone in 5 minutes actually.
We can afford both so we buy both. Our culture isn't serfdom like in eurasia.
POTBROS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bro you need to get on vp9
what converter do you use?
webm for lazys
>let me smash her
>he wants dlc for the price of 3 pizzas
giga moron
That is way too much money for a pizza.
>biggest DLC in From history according to famitsu
>bigger than Old Hunters
Kino certificated
Apologize
>ends up being 5 new erdtree avatar fights
old hunters was like 2 minutes long
10 seconds long
>bigger than Old Hunters
that's not really a selling point, Old Hunters was short & sweet
>DLC
it's not DLC, it's a fricking EXPANSION
same thing now boomer
>Release unfinished game
>Make "DLC" to make up for all the missing content last minute
LOL AND LMAO.
honestly lucky they don't charge more they easily could since it's the only good game to be released over the last 3 years, and that's usually how shit works. Better stuff is exponentially more and doesn't follow a linear path.
>$20 pizzas
Where the frick? Haven’t bought a whole pizza in years but the last time it was $15 at a place nearby.
>it's probably comparable, if not larger, than the area of Limgrave from the base game.
It’s over
DLC is probably no more than 1/5 or maybeeee 1/4 of the game
30h-40h of content maximum
>it's probably comparable, if not larger, than the area of Limgrave from the base game.
Did a leaker say that? I thought the same thing
https://www.ign.com/articles/hidetaka-miyazaki-elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-interview
Does that include Weeping peninsula?
If it does include lower limgrave, plus legacy dungeons, plus the underground layer, it will be worth it to me
When's it coming out?
june
i'm gonna order pizza when the dlc comes out
>dlc for the price of 2 pizzas
New York is a fricking shit hole. But I guess I can't really blame them, sell overpriced food to a bunch of autistic moronic Black folk who are willing to pay for it and uploading chink chonks stuffing their faces for some free publicity...
I'll get the DLC and a Little Caesars pizza for myself that day.
I'm just here for the lore.
>JUNE
An extra large pizza is around 16 bucks in my country, how fricking expensive is pizza in murica?
our pizzas are bigger
>so fat you look at video games and think of pizza
>>dlc for the price of 2 pizzas
Chicago-LA-NYC the holly trinity of overpriced mid pizzas.
I Hope you get backstabbed by a dindu.
>40$ dlc only the size of limgrave
preorder cancelled
I don't care.
The trailer looked absolutely amazing.
which part? Looked pretty standard for them. Nothing ground shaking, no prime Radahn with 20 phases, just some skinny ass corrupted Miquella
just skip 2 pizzas you fat frick
I’ll pass and just watch Vaati’s videos.
>still no chalice dungeon system
I'll never not be pissed, if any game were to do it this was gonna be the one...
how are there people so poor that they start sweating and shaking with fear when they see something that costs more than $10
>the video gayme is too expensiiiive i cant afford $40 i only earn 11/hour!!!!!
your ass should be worrying about whether you can afford to drink water tomorrow, not video games
Where the frick do you buy the pizzas? 20$ is a "little" expensive,
Liberal 3rd world shitholes(California)
Remember that Steam forum post people were spamming? Please post it
>food measurement
why amerilards are like this
>Everything I don't like is le amerians!
Why are third world brownoids like this?
I usually spend around $800-1000 on games a year. What’s 40 bucks? I don’t even have a job, bro.
Are pizzas some new mutt fantasy measurements like feet or gallons? Why can't you be normal?
Fatty~
>Are pizzas some new mutt fantasy measurements like feet or gallons? Why can't you be normal?
>dlc for the price of 2 pizzas
already pre-ordered because From is a good company and blows the frick out of the competition at every turn
Even a mediocre game is more enjoyable than amazing food. Only a fatty would disagree.
Your mom is cheaper
>American pay 20 dollars for a shitty imitiation of the real thing made by a mexican while I pay 5 merkels for a real pizza made by a chef that won a national competition
cristo
Cool story
Sure hans, your roach cook can surely make real pizza and not only kebabs from the last woman he raped
>burgroid projecting again
Enjoy your spicza
>subhuman pays other filth to touch his food instead of making it himself, to his taste, which is always better than overpriced slob
>anyone on this board
>being able to cook
stop larping
>projecting
>20 bucks for a pizza
Stop ordering overpriced take-out, homosexual.
/vtards will log in on release for a 40$ DLC the size of Limgrave and coom after beating the DLC in 10 hours and then on the next day will come here to lament the state of modern gaming.
You fricking morons deserve nothing but Black person games with insane monetisation for the rest of your fricking lives.
Quality schizopost
lol
in the land of actual pizzas it’s like 10€ for a kino pizza
>Euro school gets out
>Every post is about America obsession
Really makes you think...
>people used to pre-order because physical copies would run out at game stores
>now every single game of all time has the option to pre-purchase
>oh, there must be some great benefit they offer for buying showed of erdtree early
>>Pre-order now and get the following bonus content for the expansion:
- ELDEN RING Shadow of the Erdtree Bonus Gesture
This is a Gesture that can be used in-game for Shadow of the Erdtree content.
>>*Bonus content will be available in-game when the expansion releases.
*The player can also unlock this later in the expansion.
pre-ordering homosexuals
>pre-ordering homosexuals
Ehh anon, why you don't like it?
It's not like FromSoft will start DLCs being sold for 40$ just like few 70$ games started whole "it's worth 70$ now" movement by shit publishers
>Not making pizza yourself
my oven doesn't go up to 700 degrees
>he doesnt know what dough is or how it works
come on brother, cavemen figured that shit out
discord trannies were waiting on the edge of their seat for the trailer to drop for a game they both suck at and hate. sorry state of things that i am not surprised
And I'll eat way more with it than I would with only 2 pizzas.
OP is poor.
Just preordered the Premium Bundle.
Poorgays will seethe, I don't care.
I don't care.
homosexuals paid $70 to watch the DLC of a twink Black person and Jay leno's twink boyfriend, with way less content than the previous game, what's your point?
>New weapon classes are shit
>No new ending(Actually based frick miquella trannies)
>Map is tiny and not even half of limgrave
KEKYPOW! SHAZAM WINS AGAIN.
MMO expansions cost the same, if not more.