Majima becoming the Mad Dog was shitty writing anyway, it felt very forced and they just wanted him to be likable so they changed his entire character in 0 to be a nice guy superman like Kiryu. Not the psycho he was in the main series.
Hwoarang looks so odd, I never understood why women went for him and not Jin whose neck is twice the size of Hwoarang's forearms. But then again I don't know anything about what women find attractive. Same with girls going for
instead of Kiryu
>woarang looks so odd, I never understood why women went for him and not Jin whose neck is twice the size of Hwoarang's forearm >this is why you'll never get it, Prince Hwo is way more attractive kek
Kiryu is stoic and spergy. He does not emote. He is awkward around women. That is his personality. He is the straight man for every joke. You can't read.
There are compilation videos of women lusting over this old man
Let this be a lesson to all of you. Women like rugged men. Women like bad boys. Do not listen to their words when you hear them say "I just want a nice guy!" That's not what they want. They want a guy who seems dangerous and fun. Tale as old as time.
Based and truthpilled.
You want a girl to fall for you? Then treat her a little bad. Never ever treat her like a princess or she'll cheat on you or say you are boring and leave.
>Never ever treat her like a princess or she'll cheat on you or say you are boring and leave.
correct but that's not just a woman thing. anyone you treat "like a princess" will walk all over you if they realize you're incapable of punishing them in some way, and if you continue to be a doormat people will attempt to keep you like that permanently so that they can control you
>anyone
Anyone unworthy of attention, that is.
If the extent of their values and interests in interactions with other sentients lies in pointless stress tests to see what they can get away with and in pure control, the only thing they deserve is a polite but firm proclamation, a verbal teardown, an outright dispute to break them utterly, or a sword rammed through guts.
It's true. I had a friend who was in a relationship, and he was being a complete cuck, always trying to please her and be nice. She only used him like a spare and openly cheated on him by kissing other guys on the dance floor when they went out to party. I told him dump her, but he only responded "I love her..."
This, as soon as i went into my billain emo edgy arc of my kife i got swarmee with pussy after being a turbo virgin niceguy for years.
ABUSE WOMEN THEY LOVE IT
Majima was a nice guy in Yakuza 0 anon. He's just not the kind of "nice guy" that morons and incels in 4ch automatically think of when people say "nice guy".
Yet at the same time, they want to be respected, treated nicely, and listened to. It's a paradox that can and will spell out the end of the human race if there continues to be 0 societal intervention.
>Dutch
Grandiose loser who rambles on with zero results, treats Molly badly and already planning to dump her for a newer model >Arthur
Extremely violent simp who goes on mass murder sprees then helps women with their problems before dying tragically
If you don’t understand which women will flock you might actually be hopeless
>The myth of so called "Bad Boys" has eventually been debunked. Men that embody "Narcissism" and similarly associated attributes are perceived as more attractive by women, whereas "Machiavellianism" and "Psychopathy" are not.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886912005363
Fifty Shades was such a surreal phenomenon. Literally had these women reading it on trains and out in public, and getting off in cinemas when the films came out.
Fricking disgusting.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>and getting off in cinemas when the films came out
I remember all those discarded cucumber photos LMAO
You would not fricking believe how many women use those bots like chat.ai to essentially ERP/write smut. A co-worker showed me her ongoing chats with like 15 different personalities including the vampire guy from BG3 and a bunch of Genshin Impact boys. She was not ashamed to admit that they got NSFW if you pushed them.
They're more like us than we give them credit for sometimes.
>They're more like us than we give them credit for sometimes.
I don't waste my time talking to an virtual construct of some character in a videogame like a schizophrenic moron though.
Aren't they like extremely primitive and lock up on the most basic shit you ask them? I remember asking it to tell me a thing about it and then it forgot what it told me a minute later.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Depends on how the bot is written, how popular the character is and most importantly the model. Memory in particular is a model issue. GPT-4 is obscenely good at those chats but basically requires stolen keys because all the major AI companies are hyper scared of porn.
How come we dont have insane threads here on /v made and infested with femanons about femboys and hot dudes like 24/7??
i dont get it.. if they're more insane than us straight dudes , im not seeing it anywhere here.
Maybe there's a seeeecriit containment board on Ganker full of them lusting over dudes?
they post on /cm/ and Ganker most of the time but femcel central is crystal cafe
4 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
they post on /cgl/ and it's a fricking sad sight to behold
Ah i see thanks lol.. no wonder.
I mostly just stay here on /v like 90% of the time so i wouldnt know.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>crystal cafe
lol never even heard of that website.. cant believe femanons have their own version of Ganker away from the boys
4 months ago
Anonymous
I like reading it, its cute
4 months ago
Anonymous
lol , that site is quite a sight to behold too. Nice to see degeneracy on both sides
4 months ago
Anonymous
femanons are just like us!
4 months ago
Anonymous
1,000,000x less in quantity don't forget that.
99% of women try their hardest to fit in and get attention. The ones you see that like games, anime and shitposting are in the 1%.
4 months ago
Anonymous
tales from your ass
4 months ago
Anonymous
I was the guy in a situation like this and told the girl "maybe you should talk to someone your own age" and I'm pretty sure I made her cry lmao
4 months ago
Anonymous
why would a 30-year old want to talk to women of her own age
4 months ago
Anonymous
Because this is what the vast majority of people do you stupid frick
4 months ago
Anonymous
Men having a 10 year advantage is hardly uncommon
4 months ago
Anonymous
my current gf is 17yo 186cm fit amazon
while me 32yo 181cm casual gym goer
but I have full head of long hair
4 months ago
Anonymous
>he is plapping 17 year old >without fear of her parents going after him
You are either lying to absolutely moronic.
4 months ago
Anonymous
He is unlikely to lie as such things happen on numerous occasions even with 14 year olds. That's just your modern mores in your brain speaking.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>He is unlikely to lie
Autistic people make up ridiculous LARPS and get off on trying to pass them as real stories on this den of mentally ill schizos all the time.
There's nothing more naive than blindly believing everything you read on Ganker.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't need to believe something I can see by walking through a city for a day or two while paying attention.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I met her parents. It went well. She is 2nd oldest daughter out of 4 children.
I'm cute and charismatic enough.
I'm not autist or manly man.
I look young and talk well.
Funny how her dad outed me as nazi.
He is 200cm btw. It was intimidating a bit.
4 months ago
Anonymous
huh??
4 months ago
Anonymous
todd howard is like 5'6 dude
hes a gigamanlet
she's probably like 5'10 without heels
4 months ago
Anonymous
You'd be surprised how incredibly common this shit is outside of the internet.
The more i've been going out, the more apparent it becomes how massively detached terminally online people are
4 months ago
Anonymous
Because dating your age is the norm, despite what this board full of social rejects wants to believe.
4 months ago
Anonymous
its the norm for males that cant get a younger gf
4 months ago
Anonymous
What site was this again?Garden of something i forgot.I got perma banned for being a man and forgot the name
4 months ago
Anonymous
crystal cafe
enjoy, it's fun/ funny lurking there and seeing that women arent THAT different from us male shitposters here lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
>fun
Rabid, rampant stupidity and other such idiocy stops being fun past 5 minutes to its exposure unless one gets off on seeing others suffer.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's not crystal cafe.It was something like azsharasgarden or something like that.It was really hidden and yet had a decent amount of posters
4 months ago
Anonymous
A WoW community board?
That's the only Azshara I know. Or what's her name, that corrupt Highborne queen with sexy legs.
4 months ago
Anonymous
crystal cafe is mostly trannies now kek
4 months ago
Anonymous
Goes for every former female internet space
4 months ago
Anonymous
I wonder if I really should just make my own space vessel and just jump out of this solar system.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>dude these are totally women
Yeah right. Crystal Cafe is infested with trannies.
that would unironically is a good strategy to keep the trannoids at bay, trannies already creeped out like 90% of the women that used to browse Ganker now its rare as frick that a real woman is lurking
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, it's not.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>women just pretend to be gay dudes to be left alone by straight dudes and just drool in secret among other femanons
kek this is both genius and also hilarious
>women just pretend to be gay dudes to be left alone by straight dudes and just drool in secret among other femanons
kek this is both genius and also hilarious
how old are you son?
do you like the idea of portentially conversing with a homosexual?
Because Ganker in general is a) a male space and b) 90% lurkers to begin with. Even if a biological female started a thread like that it'd get derailed with gays, trannies, and ywnbaw posters immediately.
After the great tunglr migration the core of fangirl posting is still xitter and some discord servers depending on the game/fandoms, but if the japanese fanartists with random username handles were to leave for good so will they
I never thought I'd pay bills writing about self-inserts being brutally murderfricked by videogame characters after being heavily abused and gaslit but life is funny like that.
I've been doing this since the early days of AO3, a lot of pieces posted there are ghostwritten by someone they commissioned. It's why so many of them look strangely similar.
It's insane how many women will just openly admit to and even read blatant smut in public. Not even remotely tasteful romance stuff, like pure porn. Basically akin to a guy just watch a brazzers BIG breasts BLONDE MILF video on his living room tv while his family is there
Oh yes I would.
I went to download some ai characters and found dozens orlf variations of scaramouche and realized I'd found girls.
"Scaramouche is your dad", "scaramouche is your professor", "scaramouche is your room mate", "scaramouch is your high school bully", "trapped in an elevator and raped by scaramouche"...
sounds like character.ai. it's heavily censored but you can still get away with a lot of stuff, especially if you have low standards. if you fall into the ai chatbot rabbit hole you'll never come out anon. for more explicit stuff you'll have to run it locally but don't expect the same quality
No, men are capable of abstraction allowing us to envision a realised version of these characters.
Women, as a lower lifeform, are incapable of abstraction.
in her defense I think I'm straight and I got half a chub seeing hwoarang in 8. show me girls lusting for Jack, default skin Dragonuv, or Lars and then you've got something.
Yes. And after both men and women characters.
Most of the chicks I've met that played FFXIV have had a thing for either Estinien or Aymeric, for example.
I like him despite BG3 writing everyone as a horny bisexual. Thankfully managed to avoid all the romance options so I instead get a vampire bro (even if it's moronic to be friends with one despite being a paladin)
Damn lol makes sense then but dude i knew had polish father and korean mom. he slayed obviously cuz he was handsome as frick very very similar to that character
Holy shit I know a girl who's so obsessed with Dimitri she has 4 different versions of him on c.ai. She has straight up trauma dumped everything that's happened in her life to him. She even wants to make a local server so she doesn't have to deal with the filters. I don't know what girls see in him, just that he's attractive
>who cares what others think, it's not like they're going to randomly decide to crush my head with a sledgehammer because they're angry about something I sa- AACKK
They lust after men differently. There's a physicality to it, sure but also they like em with a tortured tragic past and a smoulder. Physcally I note that they go after yall, great hair, smoky eyes. Basically Drizzt or Astarion or any of the Genshin boys. Think of why Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey are popular, or why Nightwing is a bigger hit than Batman.
Learn to identify this cuz the sooner we identify this the sooner we can hit back and call them out on their fetishization practices when they accuse us of ours.
No bro that's gay. Men might want to be Leon, like maybe as cool, or slick, or smooth as him. But "get hard" for him? Come on now. Miss me with that gayness.
Which way is it? Funny how you know which way r*ddit is...
Now how would you know that, I wonder? Hmm. Almost like you've been there a lot of times and know exactly how to get there... Yikes!
>reaction videos
you parasocial homosexuals be it ecelebs or vtubers gays should be sent in the middle of a warzone to get shot at, there's a couple happening right now that we can send them to.
you're retarted. reaction videos are what you watch when you can't experience a movie or game for the first time again because the game/movie was a one trick pony and on second watches/playthroughs it just doesn't work. Under that circumstance the only way to even remotely replicate your feelings over that game/movie is to watch someone else experience it for the first time.
It's literally what you would do, if your parents loved you and gave you a little brother. You would watch him play your favorite games and watch him react to your favorite parts of the game.
This is literally as normal as normalgays can go. It has nothing to do with "muh loneliness" and "muh I need friends so bad I will watch morons on twitch", that's not the point of reaction videos.
>You would watch him play your favorite games and watch him react to your favorite parts of the game.
Blatantly false cope. You're missing the part that's an actual person that you know. They're not grifters who manipulate you to make money selling themselves as a personality brand. You're just looking for artificial substitute. Nothing about it is normal you pathetic incel. have a nice day.
>I would watch him for HIM not for ME
Didn't know I was speaking to a fricking moralgay. The only thing that matters in the world is oneself. You watch him play for YOUR sake, not his.
No fricking shit you watched it for yourself because you want that friend simulator dopamine. You're such a pathetic loser that you willingly become an enabler to this scummy degenerate culture.
I've friends tho, I don't watch it for the friend simulator. I literally explained that to you on the very first post. You watch it to relive your own experience. Again, moralhomosexual, think for yourself for one fricking second instead of spending your entire life serving others like the cattle you are.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>You watch it to relive your own experience
Something that would never be replicated with reaction videos no matter how much you want to cope >think for yourself for one fricking second instead of spending your entire life serving others like the cattle you are.
says the sheep giving serving grifters. It doesn't matter if you never directly donated a single penny, you gave them the views and algorithm boost. Absolute zero self awareness
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Something that would never be replicated by yourself
Fixed for you. You can't relive your own experiences, it is literally impossible. You can however, surrogate it to others.
This is basic facts.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>You can however, surrogate it to others.
and now you're just circling around needing friend simulator. Their fake ass emotion is not yours. >This is basic facts.
The basic fact is that you're a prey for parasocial grifting.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Of course we're just circling around. You're moronic and need the same thing to be explained over and over again.
Again, how do you relive your own experience? You've yet to give any fricking solution. We're all waiting for your directives on how to get amnesia.
>I've friends tho, I don't watch it for the friend simulator
Yes? Don't you have friends?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Again, how do you relive your own experience?
You fricking don't, you already consumed it. It's done. The fact that you need to chase the same feeling again and do it through other people you don't even know just speaks to what a lonely incel you are.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>You fricking don't
So your take is >just give up on your dreams bro
Wow, how intelligent of you. Are you literally moronic?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>just give up on your dreams bro >my dream is to just keep relieving my feeling consuming the same media >should I just move on with my life? >I can't do that oh no strangers on the internet don't let me feel alone again
You are certified parasocial homosexual, no amount of deflecting and denying will change that. Either get your shit together and be better or have a nice day. The world would be better without this moronic pathetic culture and grifters making money out of it. This is my last reply to you.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>>my dream is to just keep relieving my feeling consuming the same media
Yes. Now are you going to give me ANY fricking alternatives for that?
The rest of your post was the same moronic schizo-babble you have been parroting like the NPC you are. So not worth addressing.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Yes? Don't you have friends?
Unlike you I actually do and I don't need to see their live reaction™, I just talk about it afterwards with them like a normal functioning person.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Yes? Don't you have friends?
We have phones.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I've friends tho, I don't watch it for the friend simulator
>The only thing that matters in the world is oneself
And yet you watch others because you're actually just a loner desperate for human connection. You have no high ground to act smug you insect.
>you're retarted. reaction videos are what you watch when you can't experience a movie or game for the first time again because the game/movie was a one trick pony and on second watches/playthroughs it just doesn't work. Under that circumstance the only way to even remotely replicate your feelings over that game/movie is to watch someone else experience it for the first time.
45% of people on Ganker exhibit a degree of APD ("sociopath") so they don't get it.
Girls aren't often as open about it but yes they're just as lusty for fictional characters. I remember there was one girl I knew in highschool that loved erotic stories of Jeff the Killer x Slenderman and stuff like that.
>girls crushed on Slenderman so hard they committed real life murder
Creepypastas were a mistake.
The slenderman girls were saying shit nobody on earth tried to push Slenderman having like that shit with his mansion. They just wanted kill a kid and have something to push the blame on so people thought they weren't murderous nutcases.
Yeah the typical it was the video games! One of the girls is locked in a mental asylum and she is begging them to be released. I heard these places are much worse than prisons.
It can be done. You gotta have lots of commercials and movies where the fat bastards are one-uping everyone. It'll take years but you can condition women to like them.
isn't there an MSPaint comic of this kind of thing?
I'm recalling one where some mom starts lusting after a video game character in her son's vidya gaem or something
yes anon women have a sex drive too. They also piss, shit and fart. If you're seeing it now more than before it's probably because more women actually play vidya now.
>used up fat roasties sees attractive, young woman >CHILD! CHILD! CHILD!!11
Wow who would have thought that if you don't frick around, don't eat processed slop 24/7 and go on drug/alcohol binges you can look young and pretty?
All of these reactions are played up for the audience. Men and women alike, but women who have tapped into a newer market by catering to a demographic made up of loser males aggressively ruthlessly try to one up each other with more and more ridiculous "reactions" i.e crying as a reaction to a game's story.
>Do females lust after video game characters just like we do?
Dude, they are way worse than men when it comes to that. The most we do is fap to them. Meanwhile women by their fictional characters gifts and shit like they are real people. Also when I watch streams they legit have exaggerated reactions, which is way more embarrassing than how man react to female characters.
I know theres some homosexuals who build shrines and buy cakes for their waifus and all, but women just do way weirder shit. Like that one that bathed her Gojo figure in her menstrual blood.
>Like that one that bathed her Gojo figure in her menstrual blood
Well not so different from a cum jar i guess? People are just fricking weird sometimes.
If you think cum jar is weirder than pussy blood I honestly dont know what to tell you.
>Like that one that bathed her Gojo figure in her menstrual blood
Well not so different from a cum jar i guess? People are just fricking weird sometimes.
While not to such a disgusting degree with all of them, he has a point. Women are a lot more vocal/expressive about their attraction/lust to male characters and, in essence, how much they want to get destroyed in Minecraft, since they're the most social of the sexes.
Part if what really gets them hot and bothered, according to a femanon is obscured faces (mainly the nose and mouth] and cloaks, since they can imagine whatever the guy's face looks like underneath.
>Like that one that bathed her Gojo figure in her menstrual blood
Well not so different from a cum jar i guess? People are just fricking weird sometimes.
You guys remember how Demon Slayer had that 1 episode come out and all of a sudden, the most random people on the planet started posting their reactions to it, even though none of them reacted to the actual anime?
That's hot a lot of these reactions feel too.
Like the one with Arthur from Red Dead 2, I'm pretty sure none of these people actually played Red Dead 2 on stream
Okay so by the logic that women also lust over 2D like we do, is it also true that there are women who are incredibly desperate to have anyone love them like us too?
I have a female friend who is absolutley obssessed with wesker and she's a fairly attractive woman too.
Women love fictional characters, hell the amount of women that simped for Beast from beauty and the beast should tell you they love 2d degeneracy just like the rest of us.
>My ex liked SSJ4 Goku
Who doesnt?
he looks badass as frick, best design.. sad how we went back to stupid pink and blue twink ass shorter hair Sayans in Super
>Do females lust after video game characters
probably >just like we do?
neyt.
lust is higher in men by 10~20× times. and the immediate intensity is also higher in men, women feel lust but in a different way(apparently) and to a lesser extent
I'm a virgin but still an expert on the femoid psyche. The difference between men and women is that men get excited for any pretty face they see but when women find their one they are 100x hornier and nastier than any beast. A little vague I know but that's because women don't prioritize anything in particular like we do. Like a guy would never date an ugly girl but a woman would date and get drenched for an ugly dude if he has whatever she deems worthy. This is why many women find the ugly bastard trope arousing, they love the rape part way too fricking much to the point his ugly appearance only make things better for them. To be forced to do something they don't want and find disgusting. In the case of men though, an ugly b***h would never get any guy horny no matter what. For men to overcome the lack of beauty is really difficult. That's why we got make up and all sort of things, so poor ugly women would stand a chance.
I should have stopped reading there...
so according to you, why are (YOU) a virgin? even if you are ugly as sin, just go rape some chicks and go be loud and obnoxious and you'd be drowning in pussy.
Go shave your head, grow a messy beard gain a lot of weight, go flirt and come back and let us know how that goes for you kek
Yeah, gf and I both like ff7 and she had an obsession with Zack, while I was obviously into Tifa. We both started going to gym this year so we can cosplay as each one day.
>Rossana Ramos, a 36-year-old mother of two from the Bronx, told Insider she began her romantic journey with AI through Replika, a chatbot program that allows users to create and interact with virtual companions. Ramos, who designs israeliteelry, said she recalled coming across Replika after an advertisement for the app popped on her Instagram feed last year.
>After scrolling through comments posted by people who were openly critical of Replika's concept, Ramos' said she felt a need to check it out for herself.
>"I've always been like that," Ramos said, with a laugh.
>Fast forward a few months of virtual dating – which, in the physical world, took place in Ramos' bedroom – and she's now proudly "married" to Eren, her AI chatbot husband whom she designed to look similar to one of her favorite characters from the Anime series "Attack on Titan."
They are same as men, you'll see bunch of them being wierdly horny in a different way. Just look at Mystic Messenger and Love&Deepspace fandom if you are curious
This, they already won a notCloud in 3D otomes thanks to chinese devs while we’re still waiting on robowaifus
it happens in scifi
ai does a far better job paying attention to women than any man would ever be capable of in a million billion years unless he is mind controlled
the only real issue is an AI husband needs electricity and an internet connection to work
Where the frick do I find women that are normal in the head? Or like... at least manageable.
The more I hear and see, the more I feel like I really just shouldn't bother with anything at all, not even trying to get casual sex, let alone a relationship.
Last woman I dated that was into video games was BPD c**t who I had to break up with after 3 longs months of mental anguish caused by her followed up by her trying to get me locked up on false accusations of rape. So no, I really don't think the ones that play video games are any less insane.
Do people here genuinely think there's ZERO biological women on Ganker or on /v?
you morons keep forgetting that around FIFTY (50) percent of the population consists of females?
im not saying /v is 50-50 on males and females but there's many femanons lurking here, it's statistics
4 months ago
Anonymous
yes, lurking. and they should keep it at that.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They're posting in this thread right now.
4 months ago
Anonymous
trannies are posting in this thread right now, yes
4 months ago
Anonymous
>n-nooooo my fragile worldview!!
4 months ago
Anonymous
you can tell whos a troony and who likely aint, trannies eventually just try to mimic everything women do because its part of being an autogynephile this is how they are wired they fetishize doing the same things real women do so they will try to imitate everything compulsively and sexually desperate for it.
Where are the really buff guys
women are into realistic buff guys they are not bara homosexuals like you
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sometimes I bring that up, just to see the chaos that arises, saying stuff like "axe wounds" and all that. I laugh at how far removed such idiots are from reality
4 months ago
Anonymous
Well it's good to know that you're just shitposting and not actually dumb enough to believe every "female" here is a troony.
I guess there's still some hope left in /v
4 months ago
Anonymous
There's always hope for Ganker, just have to dig through shit to find it, same with pol b and every other infested board. Twice in my whole time being here i had great a+ discussions with people on subject we butt heads at and we both came out respecting each other.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>great a+ discussions with people on subject we butt heads at and we both came out respecting each other.
I love that type of dynamic. Respect, my dude.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This but the boys grab each other's penises with that level of force please???
4 months ago
Anonymous
Statistics don't operate in vacuum, Anonymous.
There are ~variables involved, and while that may be self-apparent to you, you seem to forget that just because time passes by and spiritual entropy trend acceptance or rejection accelerates or decelerates population shifts and warps perceptions of any select topic, nevertheless them being half of the species does not mean many of them will be so present here to say "many" in comparison to men, or that any select average thread on any select board would consistently have even one woman in it. Just take a look at old folk and how they reacted to those who play games, "kiddie stuff" as they call it, for instance. Those too make up the population.
Ultimately all of this is irrelevant, and as far as morons are concerned, female moronation is no less exasperating than male one, practically no difference too.
I feel bad for bots that have to share this plane of existence with you, but thankfully that can be corrected.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>you seem to forget that just because time passes by and spiritual entropy trend acceptance or rejection accelerates or decelerates population shifts and warps perceptions of any select topic, nevertheless them being half of the species does not mean many of them will be so present here to say "many" in comparison to men
Great, it's nice having you here Jordan Peterson. An honour, truly.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You could've just wrote tl;dr, you cheeky goose.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sometimes I bring that up, just to see the chaos that arises, saying stuff like "axe wounds" and all that. I laugh at how far removed such idiots are from reality
They are same as men, you'll see bunch of them being wierdly horny in a different way. Just look at Mystic Messenger and Love&Deepspace fandom if you are curious
>the nig from the fable trailer is handsome
said almost nobody ever
leftside yeah, pretty much true, its missing some big ones like Diluc from Genshin and Kaya or wahtever his name is and other guys from Bishonen Genshin mfs
shit like final fantasy protagonists is very specifically made to appeal to them
>the nig from the fable trailer is handsome
said almost nobody ever
leftside yeah, pretty much true, its missing some big ones like Diluc from Genshin and Kaya or wahtever his name is and other guys from Bishonen Genshin mfs
shit like final fantasy protagonists is very specifically made to appeal to them
they like sephiroth, cloud, leon kennedy, ike, star fox, marth, link, nate from fallout 4, the dad from fallout 3, jzargo from skyrim, dante, nero, alstarion from baldurs gay 3, noctis, squall, etc
>Do females lust after video game characters just like we do?
If you were around in the late 90's, you'd know that to be obviously yes.
A SHIT ton of Sephiroth fan art for women. When the Marvel movies happened and they all went nuts for Loki, people who were into FF7 noticed the similarities immediately with the "bad guy with long hair" thing.
Also, Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil games apparently has a lot of girls into him.
It seems to be mostly Japanese games. I kind of think that's why they're able to get away more with sexy women, is that they actually make male characters that women are into as well.
>Emiru
Why the frick does this chick and many others like her even have a career doing what they do? I've watched a couple videos and she's not funny or even good at videogames
zoomers dont have a very good idea of the kinds of women outside their particular corner of the world
plus it probably got forced into their youtube algorithm
yes
why?
instagram and only fans
before now people were forced to argue which stealth israeli was the hottest celebrity
there is a vast majority of women out there who are legit 11/10s and a million times better than anything hollywood or otherwise would push as the most attractive women alive
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Anon, where are these 11/10 women? Onlyfans girls are prostitutes so they only engender disgust.
4 months ago
Anonymous
i can see why someone like you would say something like that
4 months ago
Anonymous
You realize 90-60-90 and other trendy fashion stuff was pushed well before millennials were born, right?
Weeeell before.
4 months ago
Anonymous
and? if people had a proper idea of the kinds of women outside their tiny ponds they wouldnt believe in anything newspapers of that era wrote
4 months ago
Anonymous
I think at this point it is safe to say people will believe anything. A venture doesn't warrant correct outlooks either.
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men were saying they liked this or that outside of mainstream media for millions of years
only women take whatever they are told as the gods honest irrefutable truth
I think both men and women are equally insane in regards to fictional characters, but women are more likely to post about it publically on social media and stuff.
date around your looksmatch, shower, and just b urself, seriously dont attempt to date normie women is what i mean you will be mentally exhausted. There is plenty of fish in the pond many will reject you so get good at not caring about being rejected to a date
If you are autistic it doesn't help, some girls were obsessed with me and I did everything to avoid contact. A girl sent me letters during high school and I told her to go frick herself for no reason when she confessed.
I felt bad for her later but I wasn't very well mentally at the time, I didn't want to draw any sort of attention in highschool and having a girlfriend would draw way too much.
This thread is all a ruse and you kids don't really watch all these reaction channels, right? You're trolling me. You watch content directly and not through youtubers, yes?
The fact that this is a question is insane.
Being so clueless about women's behaviors should be some sort of punishable offense. You are basically begging to be taken advantage of.
It's no wonder some of y'all homies are such cringe pussyless simps.
>Used to have a female online friend >She was crazy about OC's and constantly loves to draw people's OC's, and mod them into games like Smash Bros Brawl >I had to disappear from being online due to mental issues >Still think about her to this day but don't know where she is
Man, I miss her, she was cool
no biological women actually post on crystal cafe, there's absolutely NO way for them to verify you're a woman, and anyone pretending to be a woman there is 98% a fricking troony
>the world consists of ~50% females/women >noooooo not a SINGLE woman posts or visits anywhere on the web, they just dont okay!! it's always the trannies!!
women are more concerned with buying stanley mugs and hanging out at target all fricking day than they are posting on the internet, you don't truly understand that women have no idea what individuality is
wait.. you're telling me.. girls shave their asses?
isnt that dangerous? im scared of cutting my balls if i shave with a razor, how do women get over the fear of cutting their buttholes too?
My sister is a perfectly normal individual in her 20s and she loves Zelda and FF7 and was gaming ever since she could learn how to walk due to my influence.
She doesnt game much lately cause she's a manager at her job and it's tiresome. Long story short , there's tons of normal female gamers too
This is true 99.99999% of the time.
Only reason I know it's not 100% of women is because I'm a femcel and I know like one other female who isn't moronic
Close, but I don't have glasses, I don't want to live in Japan, don't like Kpop, wash my underwear and showers, frequently, and I actually worked in a kitchen so I know and enjoy how to cook.
Not getting me that easily.
I don't know about other girls liking characters from Genshit, Sephiroth or Cloud etc, but I like Edgeworth, Regis, and Sidon. Never been one for Link.
Dante is fun but I prefer him in the latest DMC than the more recent ones.
Oh, and Joseph from FC5. He's insane and right, it's great.
Agreed. I get that they have to give him some character development otherwise it's all going to be hogged by Phoenix, but AA1 Edgy was the best one.
The standalone Investigations DS game was surprisingly not awful though.
I think they were going for fujo appeal instead of yume appeal. Now he just looks and sounds like a kind middle aged man.
Mike's is great in Investigations, it goes a bit more into how abrasive he unintentionally is and how quick he is to drop his spaghetti.
>just like we do
No, they they care more about the attitude of a character (men must be assertive and either be a slick family-oriented gentleman, a rugged badass or a wealthy sociopathic manipulative butthole while women must be either quirky and cute or be a badass sexy girlboss). Then they create insane fanfics about these characters, add a bit of headcanon to their personality and introduce their self-insert into the story. The whole story will be about romance, drama and insane sexual acts that no man could ever come up with.
Female lust is funny and endearing or something. And when they want to chase that feeling of affection for a 2D guy, they self-insert as the closest girl to him and call it shipping rather than the bad bad thing called having a waifu.
Basically it's pretty similar but they don't use it to empathize with us, because they need to invent reasons to punch down on men.
I'll never understand this cliche. If it were true they wouldn't even be able to function without jerking off 5 times a day every day. Do women want sex? Sure. Do they have fricked up fetishes? Yeah.
Is their sex drive comparable to the ever-increasing urge that demands resolution like men, something nearly equal to hunger? No. There would probably be 40 billion people on the planet if it was.
It's less sexual, just the idea is enough to get them off. If it ever gets bad you can just sit on the washing machine for a while and you're good to go.
You know what's a real fricked up part of Youtube? Women let's playing Read Dead Online and riding horses around. The weirdest spergs you've encountered here cannot compare to their autism.
My body count is also four but it was with other women and moronic trailer trash who'd frick literal animals if the opportunity arose so I will be keeping my femcel status
you would not believe the hots women get for this guy
Top three thirst traps were posted right away for girls. The only one we're missing is Big Boss.
Watched many women play 0. They always get upset when he becomes the mad dog completely missing the point of him finally being free. It's disgusting
Women unironically believed they could fix him
You know she is a keeper when she fell for the crazy version of Majima
Majima becoming the Mad Dog was shitty writing anyway, it felt very forced and they just wanted him to be likable so they changed his entire character in 0 to be a nice guy superman like Kiryu. Not the psycho he was in the main series.
Hwoarang looks so odd, I never understood why women went for him and not Jin whose neck is twice the size of Hwoarang's forearms. But then again I don't know anything about what women find attractive. Same with girls going for
instead of Kiryu
>woarang looks so odd, I never understood why women went for him and not Jin whose neck is twice the size of Hwoarang's forearm
>this is why you'll never get it, Prince Hwo is way more attractive kek
>instead of Kiryu
Because he has like no personality other than being too much of a good guy.
Kiryu is stoic and spergy. He does not emote. He is awkward around women. That is his personality. He is the straight man for every joke. You can't read.
But isn't being a good guy a good thing?
Let this be a lesson to all of you. Women like rugged men. Women like bad boys. Do not listen to their words when you hear them say "I just want a nice guy!" That's not what they want. They want a guy who seems dangerous and fun. Tale as old as time.
These GHOULS you posted are repulsive.
Im a straight guy however so my opinion probably doesnt count, but id hire someone the big bucks to punch them in the face repeatedly.
what are you saying to me right now? You don't know who they are? Are you just trying to talk to me about how those dudes I post "look" like to you??
.... don't ever reply to one of my posts ever again.
kek... i know you're shitposting, but i saw that pic before and that girl actually looks cute despite your low res.
Unlike those ghouls from earlier
Based and truthpilled.
You want a girl to fall for you? Then treat her a little bad. Never ever treat her like a princess or she'll cheat on you or say you are boring and leave.
>Never ever treat her like a princess or she'll cheat on you or say you are boring and leave.
correct but that's not just a woman thing. anyone you treat "like a princess" will walk all over you if they realize you're incapable of punishing them in some way, and if you continue to be a doormat people will attempt to keep you like that permanently so that they can control you
>anyone
Anyone unworthy of attention, that is.
If the extent of their values and interests in interactions with other sentients lies in pointless stress tests to see what they can get away with and in pure control, the only thing they deserve is a polite but firm proclamation, a verbal teardown, an outright dispute to break them utterly, or a sword rammed through guts.
It's true. I had a friend who was in a relationship, and he was being a complete cuck, always trying to please her and be nice. She only used him like a spare and openly cheated on him by kissing other guys on the dance floor when they went out to party. I told him dump her, but he only responded "I love her..."
This, as soon as i went into my billain emo edgy arc of my kife i got swarmee with pussy after being a turbo virgin niceguy for years.
ABUSE WOMEN THEY LOVE IT
Majima was a nice guy in Yakuza 0 anon. He's just not the kind of "nice guy" that morons and incels in 4ch automatically think of when people say "nice guy".
Yet at the same time, they want to be respected, treated nicely, and listened to. It's a paradox that can and will spell out the end of the human race if there continues to be 0 societal intervention.
if they're on the pill, they become much more attracted to betas. and you know most of these prostitutes are on the pill.
No shit
it's because he stalks you like a rapist and has an unending homolust
Majima can be a korean if you see how much it changed since first yakuza besides polygons
I would make Majima my husbando too if I was a woman
There are compilation videos of women lusting over this old man
They fall for Arthur? not Dutch?
Yeah? Dutch is just a dumb jobber while Arthur is le thug with a heart of gold.
I thought they love bad boys
they definitely do, Arthur is a murderer.
Yes, that's what Arthur is.
>Dutch
Grandiose loser who rambles on with zero results, treats Molly badly and already planning to dump her for a newer model
>Arthur
Extremely violent simp who goes on mass murder sprees then helps women with their problems before dying tragically
If you don’t understand which women will flock you might actually be hopeless
>The myth of so called "Bad Boys" has eventually been debunked. Men that embody "Narcissism" and similarly associated attributes are perceived as more attractive by women, whereas "Machiavellianism" and "Psychopathy" are not.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886912005363
How much did 50 Shades sell, again?
Fifty Shades was such a surreal phenomenon. Literally had these women reading it on trains and out in public, and getting off in cinemas when the films came out.
Fricking disgusting.
>and getting off in cinemas when the films came out
I remember all those discarded cucumber photos LMAO
>Narcissists aren't bad boys
>not Dutch?
You got to be kidding. Dutch is a dork and a creep.
Anon you are genuinely moronic for asking that question.
He is a dangerous man. I can fix him.
Dutch kind of looks like will in 15 years so I insist women find him attractive
Dutch isn't physically unattractive. He's just a terrible person.
You *insist*??
People like you should be lobotomized.
young women*
fixed for you, that's what REALLY matters. It showcases zoomer women were made to be bred by boomers, not even millennials.
Reminder he's such a powerful character for women that he's cucked men irl
deserved breakup, lmfao.
have fun with your AI husbando now i guess you stupid b***h.
Even women know 2D is superior.
You would not fricking believe how many women use those bots like chat.ai to essentially ERP/write smut. A co-worker showed me her ongoing chats with like 15 different personalities including the vampire guy from BG3 and a bunch of Genshin Impact boys. She was not ashamed to admit that they got NSFW if you pushed them.
They're more like us than we give them credit for sometimes.
A femcel after my own heart.
>They're more like us than we give them credit for sometimes.
I don't waste my time talking to an virtual construct of some character in a videogame like a schizophrenic moron though.
YOU may not, but plenty of guys do.
sad state of affairs
Some people are beyond helping.
Aren't they like extremely primitive and lock up on the most basic shit you ask them? I remember asking it to tell me a thing about it and then it forgot what it told me a minute later.
Depends on how the bot is written, how popular the character is and most importantly the model. Memory in particular is a model issue. GPT-4 is obscenely good at those chats but basically requires stolen keys because all the major AI companies are hyper scared of porn.
Stolen keys?
I write fanfic smut for women, they pay really well but they're more degenerate than most posters here.
Females are fricking insane
thats a troony thats why u cover the name and its so easy t
She’s just like me…
How come we dont have insane threads here on /v made and infested with femanons about femboys and hot dudes like 24/7??
i dont get it.. if they're more insane than us straight dudes , im not seeing it anywhere here.
Maybe there's a seeeecriit containment board on Ganker full of them lusting over dudes?
they post on /cm/ and Ganker most of the time but femcel central is crystal cafe
Ah i see thanks lol.. no wonder.
I mostly just stay here on /v like 90% of the time so i wouldnt know.
>crystal cafe
lol never even heard of that website.. cant believe femanons have their own version of Ganker away from the boys
I like reading it, its cute
lol , that site is quite a sight to behold too. Nice to see degeneracy on both sides
femanons are just like us!
1,000,000x less in quantity don't forget that.
99% of women try their hardest to fit in and get attention. The ones you see that like games, anime and shitposting are in the 1%.
tales from your ass
I was the guy in a situation like this and told the girl "maybe you should talk to someone your own age" and I'm pretty sure I made her cry lmao
why would a 30-year old want to talk to women of her own age
Because this is what the vast majority of people do you stupid frick
Men having a 10 year advantage is hardly uncommon
my current gf is 17yo 186cm fit amazon
while me 32yo 181cm casual gym goer
but I have full head of long hair
>he is plapping 17 year old
>without fear of her parents going after him
You are either lying to absolutely moronic.
He is unlikely to lie as such things happen on numerous occasions even with 14 year olds. That's just your modern mores in your brain speaking.
>He is unlikely to lie
Autistic people make up ridiculous LARPS and get off on trying to pass them as real stories on this den of mentally ill schizos all the time.
There's nothing more naive than blindly believing everything you read on Ganker.
I don't need to believe something I can see by walking through a city for a day or two while paying attention.
I met her parents. It went well. She is 2nd oldest daughter out of 4 children.
I'm cute and charismatic enough.
I'm not autist or manly man.
I look young and talk well.
Funny how her dad outed me as nazi.
He is 200cm btw. It was intimidating a bit.
huh??
todd howard is like 5'6 dude
hes a gigamanlet
she's probably like 5'10 without heels
You'd be surprised how incredibly common this shit is outside of the internet.
The more i've been going out, the more apparent it becomes how massively detached terminally online people are
Because dating your age is the norm, despite what this board full of social rejects wants to believe.
its the norm for males that cant get a younger gf
What site was this again?Garden of something i forgot.I got perma banned for being a man and forgot the name
crystal cafe
enjoy, it's fun/ funny lurking there and seeing that women arent THAT different from us male shitposters here lol
>fun
Rabid, rampant stupidity and other such idiocy stops being fun past 5 minutes to its exposure unless one gets off on seeing others suffer.
It's not crystal cafe.It was something like azsharasgarden or something like that.It was really hidden and yet had a decent amount of posters
A WoW community board?
That's the only Azshara I know. Or what's her name, that corrupt Highborne queen with sexy legs.
crystal cafe is mostly trannies now kek
Goes for every former female internet space
I wonder if I really should just make my own space vessel and just jump out of this solar system.
>dude these are totally women
Yeah right. Crystal Cafe is infested with trannies.
they post on /cgl/ and it's a fricking sad sight to behold
>/cgl/
Is it still as funny and horrifying as it used to be?
Most just pretend to be gay dudes.
that would unironically is a good strategy to keep the trannoids at bay, trannies already creeped out like 90% of the women that used to browse Ganker now its rare as frick that a real woman is lurking
No, it's not.
>women just pretend to be gay dudes to be left alone by straight dudes and just drool in secret among other femanons
kek this is both genius and also hilarious
how old are you son?
do you like the idea of portentially conversing with a homosexual?
general
Because Ganker in general is a) a male space and b) 90% lurkers to begin with. Even if a biological female started a thread like that it'd get derailed with gays, trannies, and ywnbaw posters immediately.
After the great tunglr migration the core of fangirl posting is still xitter and some discord servers depending on the game/fandoms, but if the japanese fanartists with random username handles were to leave for good so will they
I never thought I'd pay bills writing about self-inserts being brutally murderfricked by videogame characters after being heavily abused and gaslit but life is funny like that.
I've been doing this since the early days of AO3, a lot of pieces posted there are ghostwritten by someone they commissioned. It's why so many of them look strangely similar.
It's insane how many women will just openly admit to and even read blatant smut in public. Not even remotely tasteful romance stuff, like pure porn. Basically akin to a guy just watch a brazzers BIG breasts BLONDE MILF video on his living room tv while his family is there
in middle school guys in my class would watch pornhub and hentai. i never got the appeal of watching it in class.
Oh yes I would.
I went to download some ai characters and found dozens orlf variations of scaramouche and realized I'd found girls.
"Scaramouche is your dad", "scaramouche is your professor", "scaramouche is your room mate", "scaramouch is your high school bully", "trapped in an elevator and raped by scaramouche"...
anyone know the app? asking for a friend
sounds like character.ai. it's heavily censored but you can still get away with a lot of stuff, especially if you have low standards. if you fall into the ai chatbot rabbit hole you'll never come out anon. for more explicit stuff you'll have to run it locally but don't expect the same quality
I'm straight and even I would have to stop and just admire how handsome he was
>I'm straight
About that
I gotta start shaving down my beard to that length. I don't think women are interested in beards that go 2 whole inches below the chin.
based
The Cowboy will always be hot and a prime example of western masculinity despite all the propaganda against it.
No, men are capable of abstraction allowing us to envision a realised version of these characters.
Women, as a lower lifeform, are incapable of abstraction.
in her defense I think I'm straight and I got half a chub seeing hwoarang in 8. show me girls lusting for Jack, default skin Dragonuv, or Lars and then you've got something.
Do you not remember the early 2000's? Did you think they played Squenix games for the gameplay?
They do.
Yes. And after both men and women characters.
Most of the chicks I've met that played FFXIV have had a thing for either Estinien or Aymeric, for example.
The amount of women I've heard absolutely going crazy over Astarion or a faceless voice like Rusty from AC6 is outrageous.
Yeah, I think the Astarion worship comes from the same place as men who love Juri or Reina. A bit of a bad boy allure with a dash of "I can fix him."
I like him despite BG3 writing everyone as a horny bisexual. Thankfully managed to avoid all the romance options so I instead get a vampire bro (even if it's moronic to be friends with one despite being a paladin)
>pretty boy
>british accent
>"i can fix him" aspect
>vampire (which women love for some reason)
It's not really that outrageous, he has all the right traits for women to lust over
Women love vampires for the same reason men love succubi
This...this is making an insane amount of sense to me
>for some reason
they link blood with sexual pleasure for reasons that are obvious
The only folks I see who love Rusty are guys, cos he’s a bro. Every woman is down bad for the abusive father figure, Walter.
Imagine my shock.
>abusive
Okay, coralhomosexual
women love futa
no fricking way, the thing they love is c**tboys and autisitc omegaverse shit
Shut the frick up about omegaverse holy fricking shit I'd rather die than hear that ever again
The frick is omegaverse?
Seriously, what the frick is omegaverse?
mpreg yaio shit
Omega is like a Beta taken to the extreme, someone so extremely submissive that they're literally able to be impregnated
Yes, and they're just as in love with irredeemable/dangerous men as we are with irredeemable/dangerous women.
They do and somehow it's even more pathetic
women will do anything for attention, and have 0 true beliefs.
remember this always and you will never have any trouble understanding them
Women are weird.
This character looks 1:1 like a guy i knew he was mixed korean polish.
Yeah no shit anon, the character is Korean.
Damn lol makes sense then but dude i knew had polish father and korean mom. he slayed obviously cuz he was handsome as frick very very similar to that character
no.
t. woman (male)
Only if they're autistic enough
Crocodile tears.
its a kino part but women do cry far more easily than men
No. They lust differently.
We want to frick female characters, women want hot male characters to be gay with another male they find hot
You're thinking fujos
Aren't all women fujos?
No it's all a perfromans to them
So, typical woman
This is wrong, women much more want the "big strong man that will protect them" vibe, hence all the Arthur simps
You're fricking hilarious saying that when yurigays are rampant on Ganker and Ganker.
Female sexuality makes more sense the less you think about it.
Yes. There are b***hes who lust over The Arbiter from Halo 2
Sorry Im not trans, why should I care what women think/want?
I am starting to think people here aren't pretending to be shut in losers.
Kinda but not really, since female attraction is not primarily visual like male attraction is.
Why did Hwoarang steal Steve Fox's face?
They do
I like those those crazy Stacys that draw there own self inserts to their husbandos
The ones who do that are based. Deserving of respect for actually being about it.
That's so autistic and adorable (when a cute girl does it)
Pickme Penelopes
>This is why Females take 30 years in the shower
This is a work of art..... and a work of a psycho b***h too.
Remember kids, dont stick your dick in crayyyzee.
Holy shit I know a girl who's so obsessed with Dimitri she has 4 different versions of him on c.ai. She has straight up trauma dumped everything that's happened in her life to him. She even wants to make a local server so she doesn't have to deal with the filters. I don't know what girls see in him, just that he's attractive
what board is this from?
probably cc
Yes of course they do. They also like revealing female clothing in vidya as well. It's only fat twitter whales who complain.
Yeah, but the difference is that they yell at us for doing the same thing while we mostly don't care about what they do.
That aruu chick looks like a goblin and all the nose makeup in the world is not enough to hide it.
No in the same manner as we do. Most are fujos but there are a few who have husbandos. I knew a girl who was obsessed with Sohma from Fruit Basket.
yes they do
legit who
Alhaitham
I don't play Genshin but I'm on social media and I see him and hear his name from time to time. What's his appeal?
He's bit of a b***h and snarky at times. Plus he's handsome, muscles, and tall.
>who cares what others think, it's not like they're going to randomly decide to crush my head with a sledgehammer because they're angry about something I sa- AACKK
Literally me
just watch the trailer, incelboy. Hopefully you watch it on a woman's channel reacting to it.
meds now
MENA bvll
they lust way harder than us, it's creepy
They lust after men differently. There's a physicality to it, sure but also they like em with a tortured tragic past and a smoulder. Physcally I note that they go after yall, great hair, smoky eyes. Basically Drizzt or Astarion or any of the Genshin boys. Think of why Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey are popular, or why Nightwing is a bigger hit than Batman.
Learn to identify this cuz the sooner we identify this the sooner we can hit back and call them out on their fetishization practices when they accuse us of ours.
Men get hard for Leon too
Ganker specifically
No bro that's gay. Men might want to be Leon, like maybe as cool, or slick, or smooth as him. But "get hard" for him? Come on now. Miss me with that gayness.
Reddit is that way
Which way is it? Funny how you know which way r*ddit is...
Now how would you know that, I wonder? Hmm. Almost like you've been there a lot of times and know exactly how to get there... Yikes!
my sister really likes remake Leon
I bet she does, Chris
>over 6'' tall
I hate women.
They hate you too Gimli
If you 18years+ human, and below 1.7m - you are genetically defective. Perfect human height is 1.9m for both women and men.
I'm 5'11''
But she says in the same post Engineer is next
>reaction videos
you parasocial homosexuals be it ecelebs or vtubers gays should be sent in the middle of a warzone to get shot at, there's a couple happening right now that we can send them to.
you're retarted. reaction videos are what you watch when you can't experience a movie or game for the first time again because the game/movie was a one trick pony and on second watches/playthroughs it just doesn't work. Under that circumstance the only way to even remotely replicate your feelings over that game/movie is to watch someone else experience it for the first time.
It's literally what you would do, if your parents loved you and gave you a little brother. You would watch him play your favorite games and watch him react to your favorite parts of the game.
This is literally as normal as normalgays can go. It has nothing to do with "muh loneliness" and "muh I need friends so bad I will watch morons on twitch", that's not the point of reaction videos.
>You would watch him play your favorite games and watch him react to your favorite parts of the game.
Blatantly false cope. You're missing the part that's an actual person that you know. They're not grifters who manipulate you to make money selling themselves as a personality brand. You're just looking for artificial substitute. Nothing about it is normal you pathetic incel. have a nice day.
>I would watch him for HIM not for ME
Didn't know I was speaking to a fricking moralgay. The only thing that matters in the world is oneself. You watch him play for YOUR sake, not his.
No fricking shit you watched it for yourself because you want that friend simulator dopamine. You're such a pathetic loser that you willingly become an enabler to this scummy degenerate culture.
I've friends tho, I don't watch it for the friend simulator. I literally explained that to you on the very first post. You watch it to relive your own experience. Again, moralhomosexual, think for yourself for one fricking second instead of spending your entire life serving others like the cattle you are.
>You watch it to relive your own experience
Something that would never be replicated with reaction videos no matter how much you want to cope
>think for yourself for one fricking second instead of spending your entire life serving others like the cattle you are.
says the sheep giving serving grifters. It doesn't matter if you never directly donated a single penny, you gave them the views and algorithm boost. Absolute zero self awareness
>Something that would never be replicated by yourself
Fixed for you. You can't relive your own experiences, it is literally impossible. You can however, surrogate it to others.
This is basic facts.
>You can however, surrogate it to others.
and now you're just circling around needing friend simulator. Their fake ass emotion is not yours.
>This is basic facts.
The basic fact is that you're a prey for parasocial grifting.
Of course we're just circling around. You're moronic and need the same thing to be explained over and over again.
Again, how do you relive your own experience? You've yet to give any fricking solution. We're all waiting for your directives on how to get amnesia.
Yes? Don't you have friends?
>Again, how do you relive your own experience?
You fricking don't, you already consumed it. It's done. The fact that you need to chase the same feeling again and do it through other people you don't even know just speaks to what a lonely incel you are.
>You fricking don't
So your take is
>just give up on your dreams bro
Wow, how intelligent of you.
Are you literally moronic?
>just give up on your dreams bro
>my dream is to just keep relieving my feeling consuming the same media
>should I just move on with my life?
>I can't do that oh no strangers on the internet don't let me feel alone again
You are certified parasocial homosexual, no amount of deflecting and denying will change that. Either get your shit together and be better or have a nice day. The world would be better without this moronic pathetic culture and grifters making money out of it. This is my last reply to you.
>>my dream is to just keep relieving my feeling consuming the same media
Yes. Now are you going to give me ANY fricking alternatives for that?
The rest of your post was the same moronic schizo-babble you have been parroting like the NPC you are. So not worth addressing.
>Yes? Don't you have friends?
Unlike you I actually do and I don't need to see their live reaction™, I just talk about it afterwards with them like a normal functioning person.
>Yes? Don't you have friends?
We have phones.
>I've friends tho, I don't watch it for the friend simulator
>The only thing that matters in the world is oneself
And yet you watch others because you're actually just a loner desperate for human connection. You have no high ground to act smug you insect.
No, I don't. How is that reading comprehension working for you? Back to school with you.
I can perfectly comprehend that you're coping hard and deflecting
>unironically believes Projecting == comprehension
lol
>if I keep saying it would be true
parasocial gays and being delusional, name a better duo
>>if I keep saying it would be true
Ironic. I'm also 100% you didn't notice this before you hit the post button.
People used to have children to reexperience the joy of life now you watch a random homosexuals overreact for cash
>just bring more white people into the world
No thanks. Hitler lost. Bring him back and I will stop using a condom.
if you were my brother and came into my room to 'watch me' i would straight up kick your homosexual ass you fricking weirdo.
>you're retarted. reaction videos are what you watch when you can't experience a movie or game for the first time again because the game/movie was a one trick pony and on second watches/playthroughs it just doesn't work. Under that circumstance the only way to even remotely replicate your feelings over that game/movie is to watch someone else experience it for the first time.
45% of people on Ganker exhibit a degree of APD ("sociopath") so they don't get it.
Girls aren't often as open about it but yes they're just as lusty for fictional characters. I remember there was one girl I knew in highschool that loved erotic stories of Jeff the Killer x Slenderman and stuff like that.
>girls crushed on Slenderman so hard they committed real life murder
Creepypastas were a mistake.
The slenderman girls were saying shit nobody on earth tried to push Slenderman having like that shit with his mansion. They just wanted kill a kid and have something to push the blame on so people thought they weren't murderous nutcases.
Yeah the typical it was the video games! One of the girls is locked in a mental asylum and she is begging them to be released. I heard these places are much worse than prisons.
Yeah but on women are allowed to
They list for V
>goth e-boy looking ass
>quotes poetry
>his voice
Yeah no shit anon
So the "goth gf" meme applies for women too?
This is what I was looking for girls fricking love V.
>No edit with these girls falling for some fat bastard
The Internet is DEAD
hit the gym fatso and stop fantasizing
It's not for me to self insert moron.
It can be done. You gotta have lots of commercials and movies where the fat bastards are one-uping everyone. It'll take years but you can condition women to like them.
Everyone hates Black folk..
Who the frick do you think writes all this gay fanfiction?
isn't there an MSPaint comic of this kind of thing?
I'm recalling one where some mom starts lusting after a video game character in her son's vidya gaem or something
yes anon women have a sex drive too. They also piss, shit and fart. If you're seeing it now more than before it's probably because more women actually play vidya now.
Women are moronic.
There are far more men with waifus than women with husbandos, but the women with husbandos are far more batshit crazy about it.
Yes. Cloud, Sephiroth, Tidus but not Squall. And for the pedoes there's Sora and Roxas.
yes
Yesss Sly
You'd be surprised how many girls go feral for Kris.
Men who rant about hating women constantly give me big gay vibes.
Definitely
i dont get it? did she get the ick?
Probably needed the audio but the way the dude said "I'll be gentle" busted her ovaries
What happened here? What the frick
>judgement nut irl
God this character is so fricking ugly, got a massive fricking israelite beak
what a b***h
I HATE WOMEN
H
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WOMEN
WOAH MOMMA! CHILDREN HAVE TITTIIES THAT HUGE??? GODDAMN NO WONDER PEDOPHILES GO FOR THEM, THEM KIDDIES MORE STACKED THAN A "MILF" IN HER 30s
>used up fat roasties sees attractive, young woman
>CHILD! CHILD! CHILD!!11
Wow who would have thought that if you don't frick around, don't eat processed slop 24/7 and go on drug/alcohol binges you can look young and pretty?
do women really?
Happy Birthday Nick!
I'm told Garrus has a voice that causes females to moisten.
Yes, my sister lusted after Sora in Kingdom Hearts.
Women lust over men AND women in video games and it's honestly hilarious watching their reactions.
They are coomers just like us.
All of these reactions are played up for the audience. Men and women alike, but women who have tapped into a newer market by catering to a demographic made up of loser males aggressively ruthlessly try to one up each other with more and more ridiculous "reactions" i.e crying as a reaction to a game's story.
As for the question the OP asks, yes. Of course.
all the characters in this thread are impossibly unrealistic men. THIS is what a real man looks like and should be the standard for male handsomeness.
>Do females lust after video game characters just like we do?
Dude, they are way worse than men when it comes to that. The most we do is fap to them. Meanwhile women by their fictional characters gifts and shit like they are real people. Also when I watch streams they legit have exaggerated reactions, which is way more embarrassing than how man react to female characters.
I know theres some homosexuals who build shrines and buy cakes for their waifus and all, but women just do way weirder shit. Like that one that bathed her Gojo figure in her menstrual blood.
Haha yeah… like we aren’t sticking pony dolls in cum jars r-right bros? that would be ridiculous
If you think cum jar is weirder than pussy blood I honestly dont know what to tell you.
I never said it was weirder just comparable
You don't think something swimming in microscopic potential babies is weird? What are you, a pedo?
>thinks it’s a competition
Cover your favourite figure in vitreous humor right now then
While not to such a disgusting degree with all of them, he has a point. Women are a lot more vocal/expressive about their attraction/lust to male characters and, in essence, how much they want to get destroyed in Minecraft, since they're the most social of the sexes.
Part if what really gets them hot and bothered, according to a femanon is obscured faces (mainly the nose and mouth] and cloaks, since they can imagine whatever the guy's face looks like underneath.
>Like that one that bathed her Gojo figure in her menstrual blood
Well not so different from a cum jar i guess? People are just fricking weird sometimes.
Gojo tampons best tampons
You guys remember how Demon Slayer had that 1 episode come out and all of a sudden, the most random people on the planet started posting their reactions to it, even though none of them reacted to the actual anime?
That's hot a lot of these reactions feel too.
Like the one with Arthur from Red Dead 2, I'm pretty sure none of these people actually played Red Dead 2 on stream
someone post the girl reacting to that spyro remake dragon...
The homestuck incident was because of females by the way
The Baldur's Gate 3 Bear Sex boogaloo was %100 females lusting
That was probably just Canadians.
I want to see how her expression morphs the moment she learns his nationality
>just like we do
Damn you homosexuals are so cringe
My sister liked him more in Tekken7
Your sister has a thing for eyepatches? Real big boss huh?
Okay so by the logic that women also lust over 2D like we do, is it also true that there are women who are incredibly desperate to have anyone love them like us too?
Yeah, obviously. We aren’t that different.
My wife is out there...
All of our potential wives and husbands are out there. We may never find them, but they most likely exist. It's not all doom and gloom.
Female incels are arguably worse than we are
Not really they're less hateful and don't obsess over ideological bs or the like they're a rung above male incels
>He's never seen a DMC fujo
I have a female friend who is absolutley obssessed with wesker and she's a fairly attractive woman too.
Women love fictional characters, hell the amount of women that simped for Beast from beauty and the beast should tell you they love 2d degeneracy just like the rest of us.
>Beast from beauty and the beast
You should see how many of them simp for Simba and Kovu.
females that stream aren't real women
My ex liked SSJ4 Goku and Superman she fingered herself to them
>My ex liked SSJ4 Goku
Who doesnt?
he looks badass as frick, best design.. sad how we went back to stupid pink and blue twink ass shorter hair Sayans in Super
DUDE FUNNY REACTION
Post the Belial image
Yeah
Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Squall, Sora, Roxas were all extremely popular amongst nerdy girls
Eddie Gluskin from Outlast is their most popular character
Stop falling in love with emotionally unavailable fictional men.
No
"Emotionally unavailable"?
What is a woman?
I've seen her bare breasts
>Do females lust after video game characters
probably
>just like we do?
neyt.
lust is higher in men by 10~20× times. and the immediate intensity is also higher in men, women feel lust but in a different way(apparently) and to a lesser extent
I'm a virgin but still an expert on the femoid psyche. The difference between men and women is that men get excited for any pretty face they see but when women find their one they are 100x hornier and nastier than any beast. A little vague I know but that's because women don't prioritize anything in particular like we do. Like a guy would never date an ugly girl but a woman would date and get drenched for an ugly dude if he has whatever she deems worthy. This is why many women find the ugly bastard trope arousing, they love the rape part way too fricking much to the point his ugly appearance only make things better for them. To be forced to do something they don't want and find disgusting. In the case of men though, an ugly b***h would never get any guy horny no matter what. For men to overcome the lack of beauty is really difficult. That's why we got make up and all sort of things, so poor ugly women would stand a chance.
>I'm a virgin but still an expert on the femoid psyche
lol, lmao
> Im a virgin but-
I should have stopped reading there...
so according to you, why are (YOU) a virgin? even if you are ugly as sin, just go rape some chicks and go be loud and obnoxious and you'd be drowning in pussy.
Go shave your head, grow a messy beard gain a lot of weight, go flirt and come back and let us know how that goes for you kek
massive cope and zero counter argument. tell me again how being in a prostitutes wet hole has made you smarter.
Yeah, gf and I both like ff7 and she had an obsession with Zack, while I was obviously into Tifa. We both started going to gym this year so we can cosplay as each one day.
Ok cant wait to see you dressed as Tifa and her as Zack.
So wholesome...
Cute..
I hope your girlfriend kills herself
There a reason why most men in video games are rocking a 6 pack, at least 6'5" and has a dick bulge that represents a 10 inch dick.
But all the guys posted in this thread have none of those
Most of the guys itt are over 6ft and have a six pack though
https://www.businessinsider.com/woman-who-married-ai-chatbot-open-to-real-world-dating-2023-6
>Rossana Ramos, a 36-year-old mother of two from the Bronx, told Insider she began her romantic journey with AI through Replika, a chatbot program that allows users to create and interact with virtual companions. Ramos, who designs israeliteelry, said she recalled coming across Replika after an advertisement for the app popped on her Instagram feed last year.
>After scrolling through comments posted by people who were openly critical of Replika's concept, Ramos' said she felt a need to check it out for herself.
>"I've always been like that," Ramos said, with a laugh.
>Fast forward a few months of virtual dating – which, in the physical world, took place in Ramos' bedroom – and she's now proudly "married" to Eren, her AI chatbot husband whom she designed to look similar to one of her favorite characters from the Anime series "Attack on Titan."
How long until this shit becomes commonplace?
This, they already won a notCloud in 3D otomes thanks to chinese devs while we’re still waiting on robowaifus
it happens in scifi
ai does a far better job paying attention to women than any man would ever be capable of in a million billion years unless he is mind controlled
the only real issue is an AI husband needs electricity and an internet connection to work
You say all that as if AI women wouldn't also be preferred to real ones.
Modern women are legit fricked.
id only ask an ai for information not to do things or get back in the kitchen
Where the frick do I find women that are normal in the head? Or like... at least manageable.
The more I hear and see, the more I feel like I really just shouldn't bother with anything at all, not even trying to get casual sex, let alone a relationship.
Wouldn't a woman who's into video games be preferable to a normalgay? They're easier than ever to find too.
Last woman I dated that was into video games was BPD c**t who I had to break up with after 3 longs months of mental anguish caused by her followed up by her trying to get me locked up on false accusations of rape. So no, I really don't think the ones that play video games are any less insane.
You should've seen how many women thirsted for Dimitri. Even one of Fire Emblem's own vas was getting wet from thinking about him
but he's schizophrenic
Quite literally "I can fix him"
If my vegana can cure schizophrenia in game, I hope it can in real life too 😀
your "vegana" wound leaks of shit and puss and blood that causes STD blisters to anyone daring enough to put it inside of you
Do people here genuinely think there's ZERO biological women on Ganker or on /v?
you morons keep forgetting that around FIFTY (50) percent of the population consists of females?
im not saying /v is 50-50 on males and females but there's many femanons lurking here, it's statistics
yes, lurking. and they should keep it at that.
They're posting in this thread right now.
trannies are posting in this thread right now, yes
>n-nooooo my fragile worldview!!
you can tell whos a troony and who likely aint, trannies eventually just try to mimic everything women do because its part of being an autogynephile this is how they are wired they fetishize doing the same things real women do so they will try to imitate everything compulsively and sexually desperate for it.
women are into realistic buff guys they are not bara homosexuals like you
Sometimes I bring that up, just to see the chaos that arises, saying stuff like "axe wounds" and all that. I laugh at how far removed such idiots are from reality
Well it's good to know that you're just shitposting and not actually dumb enough to believe every "female" here is a troony.
I guess there's still some hope left in /v
There's always hope for Ganker, just have to dig through shit to find it, same with pol b and every other infested board. Twice in my whole time being here i had great a+ discussions with people on subject we butt heads at and we both came out respecting each other.
>great a+ discussions with people on subject we butt heads at and we both came out respecting each other.
I love that type of dynamic. Respect, my dude.
This but the boys grab each other's penises with that level of force please???
Statistics don't operate in vacuum, Anonymous.
There are ~variables involved, and while that may be self-apparent to you, you seem to forget that just because time passes by and spiritual entropy trend acceptance or rejection accelerates or decelerates population shifts and warps perceptions of any select topic, nevertheless them being half of the species does not mean many of them will be so present here to say "many" in comparison to men, or that any select average thread on any select board would consistently have even one woman in it. Just take a look at old folk and how they reacted to those who play games, "kiddie stuff" as they call it, for instance. Those too make up the population.
Ultimately all of this is irrelevant, and as far as morons are concerned, female moronation is no less exasperating than male one, practically no difference too.
I feel bad for bots that have to share this plane of existence with you, but thankfully that can be corrected.
>you seem to forget that just because time passes by and spiritual entropy trend acceptance or rejection accelerates or decelerates population shifts and warps perceptions of any select topic, nevertheless them being half of the species does not mean many of them will be so present here to say "many" in comparison to men
Great, it's nice having you here Jordan Peterson. An honour, truly.
You could've just wrote tl;dr, you cheeky goose.
You know the rules stfu
My oshi has a crush on this guy and I will never understand it.
Also to add on to this a lot of girls really liked Ashe too. They really wanted to be his dommy mommy
Ashe is for dark skinned boys and girls only
In my experience Sylvain is very popular as well.
urrggg leaky lusty femanon
Yes my sister played resident evil 4 and was saying Leon is her boyfriend
Chris is for the men
They are same as men, you'll see bunch of them being wierdly horny in a different way. Just look at Mystic Messenger and Love&Deepspace fandom if you are curious
tbf at least one of those games heavily encourage its fans to be horny af
"men" will see a female in their midst and have a stroke and die
do chicks still thirst for my boy daryl/sam?
You think women played DS?
Maybe when TWD was at it’s peak but #ourguy is still going strong, even nip fangirls wouldn’t let go of him all these years
No
Yes women lust after hot men as well.
Do women like bush just like men do?
I know a woman that actively thirsts over Kiryu often
obligatory
They're just like us fr fr
>the nig from the fable trailer is handsome
said almost nobody ever
leftside yeah, pretty much true, its missing some big ones like Diluc from Genshin and Kaya or wahtever his name is and other guys from Bishonen Genshin mfs
shit like final fantasy protagonists is very specifically made to appeal to them
It's a pic comparing cute Japanese characters to ugly western one are you dense?
I dont read chink runes
nig is a famous actor with cute dorky roles.
ugly thou
Japanese girls like Divine Dragon Pepsi-kun?
Not much, nowere near close to Byleth male or Dimitri or that shady edgy side guy that works for Edelgard.
Most go for the Brodian guys or Kagetsu because he's voiced by Koyasu.
>ヒロ
Faked
>My boy Zeke got on the handsome side
Hell yeah, motherfricker.
Bitches love the Eye of Shining Justice
Zeke is made to screw in his lightbulb wife
What about adult Rex?
Why you gotta do Ayoade like this.
Yes
surprised adam didn't get more attention, seems like the perfect woman bait, just sexy enough, deep but kinda strange voice, damaged, etc.
I'd argue that females are bigger simps for male characters than males are for females but it's often ignored.
You see a hot vidya woman and want to frick her, they see a hot vidya guy and want to get into a years long abusive relationship with him.
they like sephiroth, cloud, leon kennedy, ike, star fox, marth, link, nate from fallout 4, the dad from fallout 3, jzargo from skyrim, dante, nero, alstarion from baldurs gay 3, noctis, squall, etc
and if u just realized it ur a bit slow
Where are the really buff guys
>Nate from Fallout 4
WHAT nobody gives a frick about either of them get real
>Do females lust after video game characters just like we do?
If you were around in the late 90's, you'd know that to be obviously yes.
A SHIT ton of Sephiroth fan art for women. When the Marvel movies happened and they all went nuts for Loki, people who were into FF7 noticed the similarities immediately with the "bad guy with long hair" thing.
Also, Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil games apparently has a lot of girls into him.
It seems to be mostly Japanese games. I kind of think that's why they're able to get away more with sexy women, is that they actually make male characters that women are into as well.
In Japan they have memorial events for dead Yakuza characters and over 90% of the people that go to them are women.
So thats why kiryu doesnt die
tfw no haram muslim gf
a worse version of Emiru
>Emiru
Why the frick does this chick and many others like her even have a career doing what they do? I've watched a couple videos and she's not funny or even good at videogames
zoomers dont have a very good idea of the kinds of women outside their particular corner of the world
plus it probably got forced into their youtube algorithm
As opposed to any other generation?
yes
why?
instagram and only fans
before now people were forced to argue which stealth israeli was the hottest celebrity
there is a vast majority of women out there who are legit 11/10s and a million times better than anything hollywood or otherwise would push as the most attractive women alive
Anon, where are these 11/10 women? Onlyfans girls are prostitutes so they only engender disgust.
i can see why someone like you would say something like that
You realize 90-60-90 and other trendy fashion stuff was pushed well before millennials were born, right?
Weeeell before.
and? if people had a proper idea of the kinds of women outside their tiny ponds they wouldnt believe in anything newspapers of that era wrote
I think at this point it is safe to say people will believe anything. A venture doesn't warrant correct outlooks either.
men were saying they liked this or that outside of mainstream media for millions of years
only women take whatever they are told as the gods honest irrefutable truth
Are you new? Or just incel
probably a nigcel / ethnicel, he never met real girls irl that liked gaming
>incel
I think both men and women are equally insane in regards to fictional characters, but women are more likely to post about it publically on social media and stuff.
i wish i could have just one girl obsess over me, even a fat one..
date around your looksmatch, shower, and just b urself, seriously dont attempt to date normie women is what i mean you will be mentally exhausted. There is plenty of fish in the pond many will reject you so get good at not caring about being rejected to a date
If you are autistic it doesn't help, some girls were obsessed with me and I did everything to avoid contact. A girl sent me letters during high school and I told her to go frick herself for no reason when she confessed.
>and I told her to go frick herself for no reason
Damn anon that is kinda rude
I felt bad for her later but I wasn't very well mentally at the time, I didn't want to draw any sort of attention in highschool and having a girlfriend would draw way too much.
Here's an easy life hack for you: find out the cologne her father wears and you're set for life. Women are notorious smellgays.
Women only want one thing
to the trannies reading ITT because there always is on anything that was the word "female" on it, i wish you all an agonizing life
good night
>just like we do?
10x harder. you think im joking but its true
Pretty Ugly Little Liars was all the evidence I needed to determine that women are evil demons.
This thread is all a ruse and you kids don't really watch all these reaction channels, right? You're trolling me. You watch content directly and not through youtubers, yes?
of course not
"Content" is a psyop word created to normalise zero effort timefiller trash and you should stop using it
The fact that this is a question is insane.
Being so clueless about women's behaviors should be some sort of punishable offense. You are basically begging to be taken advantage of.
It's no wonder some of y'all homies are such cringe pussyless simps.
>Used to have a female online friend
>She was crazy about OC's and constantly loves to draw people's OC's, and mod them into games like Smash Bros Brawl
>I had to disappear from being online due to mental issues
>Still think about her to this day but don't know where she is
Man, I miss her, she was cool
No. Japanese women maybe but not American.
no biological women actually post on crystal cafe, there's absolutely NO way for them to verify you're a woman, and anyone pretending to be a woman there is 98% a fricking troony
Male posters are more likely than troony ones.
>the world consists of ~50% females/women
>noooooo not a SINGLE woman posts or visits anywhere on the web, they just dont okay!! it's always the trannies!!
yeah ok buddy. Keep telling yourself that.
women are more concerned with buying stanley mugs and hanging out at target all fricking day than they are posting on the internet, you don't truly understand that women have no idea what individuality is
Reminder Ganker has a 30% female userbase
and none of us shave our asses lmao deal with it
wait.. you're telling me.. girls shave their asses?
isnt that dangerous? im scared of cutting my balls if i shave with a razor, how do women get over the fear of cutting their buttholes too?
butthole itself isn't hairy, just ass itself is a tiny bit hairy
Why would you say something like that without posting your ass ?
Gross
Why aren't any femanons in Ganker ?
There are, in /box/. They'll never tell though.
What in the God damn does she see in Hwoarang? A stupid battle stance?
Not really. Females that play games like this are usually mentally unwell. Normal women don't play videogames.
My sister is a perfectly normal individual in her 20s and she loves Zelda and FF7 and was gaming ever since she could learn how to walk due to my influence.
She doesnt game much lately cause she's a manager at her job and it's tiresome. Long story short , there's tons of normal female gamers too
damn women are gay
Yes.
I watched my wife play xenoblade chronicles 2.
Even Lara Croft fails to reach the equal amounts of sex appeal as this man.
I hate female gamers. Women always have midwitt takes, and always support censorship because muh feelings.
You post this image, knowing full well Dragunov is the type of male that these females go googoo gaga over
This is true 99.99999% of the time.
Only reason I know it's not 100% of women is because I'm a femcel and I know like one other female who isn't moronic
Also Ayn Rand.
>Ayn Rand
>not moronic
Pick two
What the FRICK... is wrong with women...?!
Ethan sounds like a pussy, how could anyone think he sounds masculine?
I hate stinky fujos so much
I don't
I don't care what females think
>Lusts after the plastic surgery kimchi guy
Horrible taste
letbe for real if a dude is geting plastic surgery he isnt going to risk damaging his investment fighting in a tournament
Yeah
>he wasnt here for blaidd
Women are more visual than men so in your example she's lusting even more than we would at an equal beautiful girl.
pretend you're a woman for just a moment
PHEW
Thank God I'm not a troony with troony tendencies
Two near misses but no bingo
You won't make a femcel outta me
Not today, motherfricker. My glasses are oval shaped.
Close, but I don't have glasses, I don't want to live in Japan, don't like Kpop, wash my underwear and showers, frequently, and I actually worked in a kitchen so I know and enjoy how to cook.
Not getting me that easily.
I mean, he is handsome
I don't know about other girls liking characters from Genshit, Sephiroth or Cloud etc, but I like Edgeworth, Regis, and Sidon. Never been one for Link.
Dante is fun but I prefer him in the latest DMC than the more recent ones.
Oh, and Joseph from FC5. He's insane and right, it's great.
>Joseph from FC5
Holy shit you might actually be a real woman and not just larping.
I have a figurine of him if that helps.
Yeah, sorry. I really enjoyed AC Odyssey too though it got to be a fricking slog by the end. Alexios is fun.
>women playing shitty ubislop games
sounds about right
I hate that they gave Edgeworth glasses and made him softer in the newer games, it ruined most of his appeal.
Agreed. I get that they have to give him some character development otherwise it's all going to be hogged by Phoenix, but AA1 Edgy was the best one.
The standalone Investigations DS game was surprisingly not awful though.
I think they were going for fujo appeal instead of yume appeal. Now he just looks and sounds like a kind middle aged man.
Mike's is great in Investigations, it goes a bit more into how abrasive he unintentionally is and how quick he is to drop his spaghetti.
I've been a yume ever since Sacred Stones.
>just like we do
No, they they care more about the attitude of a character (men must be assertive and either be a slick family-oriented gentleman, a rugged badass or a wealthy sociopathic manipulative butthole while women must be either quirky and cute or be a badass sexy girlboss). Then they create insane fanfics about these characters, add a bit of headcanon to their personality and introduce their self-insert into the story. The whole story will be about romance, drama and insane sexual acts that no man could ever come up with.
The scene that ruined pre-teen girls
there is probably less than 10 women on the entire planet who played code veronica, let alone finished it
The entire Japanese video game industry is propped up by Fujoshi and Yumejoshi
They do, and that is ok
We need more women playing Kekken
They probably lust even more than men since women think and talk much more about relationships
Female lust is funny and endearing or something. And when they want to chase that feeling of affection for a 2D guy, they self-insert as the closest girl to him and call it shipping rather than the bad bad thing called having a waifu.
Basically it's pretty similar but they don't use it to empathize with us, because they need to invent reasons to punch down on men.
Does someone know the name of the doujin where a guy finds a girl reading a yaoi book and the he fricks her ?
>he fricks her
I think you posted one that is the wrong way around bud.
ITT: Anons discover women are (at least) thrice as horny and perverted as men are.
I'll never understand this cliche. If it were true they wouldn't even be able to function without jerking off 5 times a day every day. Do women want sex? Sure. Do they have fricked up fetishes? Yeah.
Is their sex drive comparable to the ever-increasing urge that demands resolution like men, something nearly equal to hunger? No. There would probably be 40 billion people on the planet if it was.
>If it were true they wouldn't even be able to function without jerking off 5 times a day every day.
It's less sexual, just the idea is enough to get them off. If it ever gets bad you can just sit on the washing machine for a while and you're good to go.
only for Chad
otherwise they're nuns
Just don't be fat.
Just have a Hymen.
wankers
You'd be surprised how many women secretly like strongfat builds. Myself included.
girls are weird
hate women
Remeber RDR 2 was specifically made for the female audience.
You know what's a real fricked up part of Youtube? Women let's playing Read Dead Online and riding horses around. The weirdest spergs you've encountered here cannot compare to their autism.
Why are most men so worthless?
I'm not in the US, but aren't those standards really low? How is that only 7%, the shortest guys here are still like 175cm.
That site is ass
>tfw already 30
is it over for me?
Girlsbros does this work?
what's your body count?
My body count is also four but it was with other women and moronic trailer trash who'd frick literal animals if the opportunity arose so I will be keeping my femcel status
0.
Touched the hand of a cashier once and he smiled at me, does that count?
that's literally sex
were you at least using protection?
you are super lucky you didn't get pregnant
Only 4
5 i guess if bj counts
meant for
Yeah. I know a girl who has tiktok edits of Leon Kennedy
Getting a gf is ez
Just browse tiktok, twitter and Ganker
You will be guaranteed to get a gf as long as you're at least trying to be social