I thought so too once. Then chronic pain came into my life and that gave me an actual reason for me to be sad. Anons this is a shitheap of a site but listen to this. Enjoy your pain less life enjoy every Minute of it and hope that it never gets taken from you by this shit. My life has been miserable no matter what I do because of this
I literally have no real life friends. haven't hung out with the last one in like 8 years so it'd be silly to say we're still friends
I do have good food, much better than tea and cookies
both cats died in the last 5 years
have no goals to have accomplished, didn't bother with college, done literally nothing since high school
never kissed a girl
>good friends
Didn't have any until 2020. And even then those are online which I'm sure most anons would (You) me saying those don't count if this were a different thread
>goals achieved
none, and currently in debt
>someone who loves you
nope. Tried it once and it didn't work out. Not gonna waste my time trying again now that I know how shitty women can be.
>pet who is happy to see you
Nope, but thinking about getting a bnuuy this year
>tea and cookies
nope, but i don't see the significance of this since a trip to the grocery store can easily check this one off.
Don't get a bunny, they are awful pets. Takes literal years to form a bond, you are not going to be able to pull that off if you are currently blaming women for being alone. They have almost no hygienic traits, so you need to near constantly clean the cage. There bite hurt and they will try to bite you. They can be expensive to feed compared to many other pets.
Not gonna waste my time trying again now that I know how shitty women can be.
homie has no hope of being friends with a bunny, they are hateful spiteful little shits and only start to form bonds a few years before they fricking die. Look up shit about bunnies as pets, truly button tier pets.
>Friends
I left my hometown and all my childhood friends for economic reasons. I've got coworkers and accomplices at best, no one to motivate me or share hobbies >Goals achieved
Decent job but I got lucky and even then I hate every single day of my life because the job is not what I'd love to do. I regret my decisions in high school every single day and wish I went to uni. >Someone who loves you
Only my parents and my younger brother. I'm a 31 y/o virgin who only kissed a girl. >Pet who is happy to see you
My last pet died years ago and I just don't have the strength in me to take care of another one
My life is a complete misery, only reason why I don't consider suicide is because I'm a narcissist and because I've seen people who fricked up their life even harder.
I have 1 good friend who lives on the other side of the country and is pretty busy, dropped out of uni, don't have a pet because I'm a frickup who would probably forget to feed it and lmao at "someone who loves you".
But yeah depression is all in my head and I just need to take my third walk of the day and it'll all dissapear. I'll give you the tea and cookies though, shit's tasty.
since this is a blog thread anyway I guess I'll run myself down: >some online buddies but not a single non-internet friend. not one and I haven't had any since I dropped out of middle school >never had a gf. I have my mom but it's not a great relationship. lois from malcom in the middle is the closest comparison I can think of >I did graduate college but I don't have any interest in my degree and after getting it recently didn't feel a single ounce of positive emotion. I was just going through the motions for college and now it's done. >pets yes but I'm not really an animal person >as an american I don't like tea but I do enjoy milk and cookies often
I don't really like the idea of calling myself """depressed.""" I've never been satisfied with my life or happy in long-term sense but really I'm just neutral. I don't see a point to living or dying really.
>There's a reason why media including homosexual/bisexual/intersex etc. characters often have a similar color palette.
Name 7 and a half. And then name 2 more after that.
No, you will not. And if you ever try to hurt anyone then a big tall Chad will completely destroy your gangly body and kiss his cute gf while the police drag you away to the incel bin. Cope, seethe and mald.
>Goals achieved.
I have my Bachelors, but I don't have a job that uses it. >Someone who loves you.
Pfft. >Pet.
Don't have pets, although I'm fine with that. >Tea and cookies.
I'm coeliac. >Good friends.
Yes, but that have families and I rarely see them.
My job, while it pays good, is unfulfilling and gave me a burnout. I do a wife, but she is burned out and depressed and we haven't had sex for 6 months. I got a mortgage to pay and I feel like a slave of the bank. House pricing has literally doubled in the past three years and is cutting off access to a decent home. All I see is boomer greed. The house next to me got sold to an investor who put students in it. They make a lot of noise I even hear them talk when I am trying to fall asleep and I feel like a prisoner in my own home now. Inflation has been 15 percent last year alone and energy prices have tripled and my union still hasn't cut a deal with my employer for a pay raise. And to top it all of, my mother just had a stroke and is in the hospital and probably needs to be put into a nursing building.
Yeah, I am sick and tired of fricking politicians who do nothing and I am sick and tired of people, primarily the middle class, who also do nothing. We have had the same party in the coalition the past 16 years and they fricked up the country. Housing crisis, energy crisis, healthcare crisis, climate crisis. Nothing is getting solved. Only greed in the hearts of man. Parents who sell the future of their children so they can retire in a tropical paradise. People borrowing money to pay their house and car and who willingly become slaves to the bank. And act like this is normal and this is how it should be. Frick everything.
>has a house
That shit is constantly rising in value if students moved in next door, and your mortgage is fixed >mu wife is burnt out, she won't have sex with me!
So do something for her, sitting like a bump on a log never got anyone wet. You need to put in the effort if you ever want to get laid again by her and not get served a divorce in a few years. >has a job that pays above poverty wages
Why the frick are you b***hing, you could be making so little money a Casey's pizza is a rare treat and making rent could be an exercise in how many meals you need to skip.
You are just sad because your wife won't have sex with you because you are probably a low-mid partner who has no idea what emotional support it.
House prices are dropping actually because of high interest rates. Implying I do nothing for my wife. Giving unsolicited advice to someone you do not know nor know their situation. Frick off and get off your high horse.
>>my mother just had a stroke and is in the hospital and probably needs to be put into a nursing building >I don't want to take care of my own mother so I will just throw her away to a place where nobody loves her
Piece of shit
I have a job, you frick. I cannot be around her 24/7 when she needs to puke 8 times a day and can barely walk to the toilet because of the stroke she had. That requires dedicated attention. Another piece of shit teenager trying to give advice to someone they don't know.
>I don't even know my situation
You live in a college town. Housing values are only going up in those areas because secondary education is huge right now and its a constant flow of 1%'rs children into an area.
If you where actually trying to make your wife happy you wouldn't be 6 months sexless. My wife literally falls apart when we have sex because her body is just a giant pile of medical issues, but we still can't keep our hands off each other for longer than a month because the attraction of affection is there. You fire is gone in your relationship and unless you change, its over.
>>my mother just had a stroke and is in the hospital and probably needs to be put into a nursing building >I don't want to take care of my own mother so I will just throw her away to a place where nobody loves her
Piece of shit
everyone already has a master's and is starting families, i did nothing but working shit jobs, NEETing, fapping, drawing a bit and playing vidya most of my 20s. I am also still a touchless khv.
i fricked up my life real bad....
You guys have any advice on how to salvage the shitheap that is my life?
>You guys have any advice on how to salvage the shitheap that is my life?
go to uni. network with your professors, that is the goal. find out who are the smart kids are and team up with them, so you can use them again and again in future units/subjects and get good grades. and lastly, take it one step at a time.
I started my bachelors in Comp Sci at 26, graduated at 30. Even had to do a foundation year (so 4 years total). Worked hard, got good grades and an internship, now I work as a software engineer for a defense contractor.
I was far from the oldest on the course. One of my mates graduated at 35, we also had a woman who was in her 50s.
Before uni I also had shit jobs and not much besides. Wasn't a virgin though. You can do it anon.
Who cares at least you are starting. Don't worry about what you missed but worry about what you can accomplish from now on. Since you are old you will look more appealing to some uni girls so you will be able to get some girls as long as you look decent and work out. Just go and try
>Be 29 >No career and no degree >Decide if I didn't have a real job by 30, I'll kill myself >29 website content manager >30 junior web developer >31 senior web developer >32 tech lead
Web development is so fricking easy to get into it feels like a hack. Probably because most people fresh out of university literally can't even build a website.
I have no idea how the even get a degree and can't do the one thing their degree is for, but I'm not complaining. Pic related, me at 29
I literally is real Anon, it's really not hard to do. Tech hard filters brainlets even for webkeks so they can't just fill all the positions with diversity hires and nepotism.
>oh no my life is so bad! >no one in here has any big penis problems, only little dick issues
If you have a degree, get a job in a call center and make 35k a year. >but its not what my degree is in!
You could be a labor monkey ruining your body for poverty wages and no advancement out of the labor monkey pit.
>I don't have a girlfriend/she won't sleep with me!
Literally all on you. How much time do you put into trying to find a relationship, how realistic are you about who you are as a person and what you look like? Cuz ya'll probably just sit at home and wonder why the super model pussy isn't pounding down your door.
>I dont have any friends!
Are you someone worth being friends with? Or are you a self centered twat who can't carry a conversation outside their interests for 2 mins?
>Or are you a self centered twat who can't carry a conversation outside their interests for 2 mins?
b***h I can't even carry a conversation inside my interests for two minutes.
>got my degree and got a proper job >been working for almost 5 years now >boring as frick every day is the same >only 40 more years to go before retirement
Video games
This might sound pathetic but video games have been the one constant in my life that have made me happy. My family may pass away and my friends might have moved on to start famlies of their own but video games are still here.
>Pet who is happy to see you
God forbid I tell you how much my current dog has helped me get away from depression, since my grandma's dog passed away and I got this, I had literally the worst years of depression in my life.
It's completely amazing how a little dog can do to your mental health.
>2 years since breakup with girl I thought I was gonna marry >Crushing loneliness gets stronger every day >Meet girls that are really into me, then feel no connection with them and break things off after two or so months >Feel like I'm never gonna meet someone I actually connect with again
I have literally achieved every other goal I want in my life at 25 and I just want to get married and start a family now. I have old parents who aren't gonna be around for much longer and I thought I'd at least be engaged with my ex by now. Instead I just keep fruitlessly dipping in and out of relationships every few months and ending up more depressed and suicidal at the end of it.
I've literally had sex with 4 different women last year. Although I think you're being sarcastic/trolling for implying a man being lonely and wanting a family makes him an incel.
I'll give you a little bitnof advice because you deserve it unlike many of the shitnon this topic because you are trying so you might actually do somthing with this advice.
First, you are still in love with that first girl you mentioned. I don't know the details of your break up but it sounds like you are left with unrequited feelings. Give her a call and try to talk for a bit. Don't try to get back together and be sure to say that when you call, just try to work out the demon in your heart.
Also sounds like you are trying to get married for your parents. That can frick up your mentality walking into any new relationship.
It also sounds like you are hard focusing on marriage when you start a new relationship. That kind of mentality will not bring you any happiness, and getting into a relationship is supposed to make you happy, literally they only point. You need to focus on the now when entering a relationship, not the future.
Thanks anon. I do appreciate it. We unfortunately aren't on talking terms anymore since she saw I still had feelings when we met up a few months after the breakup. After that she decided it'd be best we don't contact each other and blocked me on everything. I later found out she had already entered a new relationship a month after we broke up and had been with that guy for like 3 months since we broke up. Really fricked with me. I don't know if she'd even answer a call or a text from me, although I do feel I need something like that.
The advice with the parents is probably good advice too. Though my family plans aren't really malleable since I've always wanted kids and I did meet one girl that felt like the perfect fit for me but she was adamantly against it. I guess it's better to try approach things one day at a time, but I doubt I'd even be able to enter a relationship with an open mind til I completely get over my ex because you're right I definitely still love her.
I don't get why everyone is so unhappy for having no sex.
I am a virgin and I feel...mostly nothing about it? I got a degree. My family loves me. I am pursuing goals. And I feel relatively satisfied with my life.
It's not like I am asexual either I jack off every day. I simply think relationships with other people, especially women, are a pain in the ass
>develop crush on girl in college literature club >haven't seen or spoken to her in years but I still think about her as that is the last time I received the slightest bit of attention from a woman that wasn't related to me >never considered asking her out as you'd have to put a gun to my head after years of horrible experiences with chicks and serial abuse at home, also can't risk ruining our meager friendship >look her up on social media, turns out she is a published author >want to read it but also fear it will make me even sadder than usual
Video games
If it's any consolation I have all of those things >x2 degrees >gf of a few years >rescue cat >can make my own proper english tea >3+ good male friends, 2+ good female friends (depends how you define "good")
and I still hate life because I'm nowhere near reaching my ambitions. You can achieve an extremely rare and difficult-to-get place at university but they won't gear you to get a job in that sector. And if your country is self-destructive like mine is, the "roles" don't even exist because the industry doesn't exist. And if the industry doesn't exist you either do something else or move to a different country.
Let me guess, you are a millenial. Congrats you were fooled by boomers, most jobs dont require any studies at all, before when you were in your prime 16 you could get a job and gain enough to buy a house in your 20s. House means intimacy, stability, stressfree and space, perfect conditions to be fricking a fertile woman
Nowadays jobs pay too low and boomers have lot of homes rotting because of their greed, I have a few grandpas, uncles and know some other friends parents who have one extra house just to rent and they say thy wont let their kids live there despite seeing their own kids, now adults, rotting in their rooms, but that they should feel grateful they will inherit it (which is moronic since these bastards live forever and women will be barren by now and men too tired and old to care)
Yeah, you're right we were fooled by boomers, but there was never any way I was gonna be able to afford a house even if I'd worked flat out from 16. Not in this country. Even modest houses are 300k-1mil OUTSIDE of the city.
Inheritance is the only hope basically.
I really don't understand why boomers by these rotting houses in absolute shitholes.
The absolute state of amerisharts lmao
I live in a third world shithole and my family being an upper middle class owns 4 apartments, all paid for(I live in 1 of them).
You kids have a lot to learn.
Pic is why you're not happy.
Happiness comes from SETTING GOALS AND MOVING TOWARDS THEM.
If your goal was to get a diploma - now what? Your life lost focus. Why did you need a diploma in the first place? To get a certain job? To gain confidence in your abilities? Or just to make your parents proud and feel like you fit in? Figure that shit out and you'll be back on track.
>mother died at 8 >left home at 16 because father was useless and took too long to see it >literally no relatives >lost good, solid job due to covid lockdowns, nearly homeless, only had new job for 1.5 years saving money hard >only go on Ganker and /m/ for a brief reprieve from the stresses of life
Ok
literally just got back from wageslaving
god I wish I was still living off my parents' money, life was so much easier, I was far less stressed not having to worry about money or rent or whether i'd be able to feed myself
my parents house was a toxic environment, literally RE7 tier filled with terrible people, yet right now I think I'd prefer that to wageslavery
Depression isn't real. Just be happy, moron, it's not that hard.
Too tired to smile. And that's after quite literally sleeping the whole day yesterday.
fpbp except just stop caring, moron, it's not that hard
I thought so too once. Then chronic pain came into my life and that gave me an actual reason for me to be sad. Anons this is a shitheap of a site but listen to this. Enjoy your pain less life enjoy every Minute of it and hope that it never gets taken from you by this shit. My life has been miserable no matter what I do because of this
Thanks for reminding me bro. I live my life to the max. All the best to you.
Depression is the final destination after way too much stress has been accumulated. It's a mental illness that's really hard to cure once it's set.
boomer
Post the real version
Thanks, doc.
Woah hes me except im sitting at a table alone
gee thanks anon, time to hang myself
That pic is full of cope
https://www.huckmag.com/perspectives/the-real-reasons-straight-men-arent-having-sex/
>roast deflection
lmao
When one man out of ten is weird, he's an outcast.
When one out of three men is weird, he's a taliban.
mayb men should do better then
Now THAT'S cope.
>are not willing to settle
cope incel
Cue the morons pretending they don't have any of this.
I literally have no real life friends. haven't hung out with the last one in like 8 years so it'd be silly to say we're still friends
I do have good food, much better than tea and cookies
both cats died in the last 5 years
have no goals to have accomplished, didn't bother with college, done literally nothing since high school
never kissed a girl
>good friends
Didn't have any until 2020. And even then those are online which I'm sure most anons would (You) me saying those don't count if this were a different thread
>goals achieved
none, and currently in debt
>someone who loves you
nope. Tried it once and it didn't work out. Not gonna waste my time trying again now that I know how shitty women can be.
>pet who is happy to see you
Nope, but thinking about getting a bnuuy this year
>tea and cookies
nope, but i don't see the significance of this since a trip to the grocery store can easily check this one off.
Don't get a bunny, they are awful pets. Takes literal years to form a bond, you are not going to be able to pull that off if you are currently blaming women for being alone. They have almost no hygienic traits, so you need to near constantly clean the cage. There bite hurt and they will try to bite you. They can be expensive to feed compared to many other pets.
Get a fish, you definitely can't handle a rabbit.
>you are not going to be able to pull that off if you are currently blaming women for being alone
projecting? Where did he write that
Not gonna waste my time trying again now that I know how shitty women can be.
homie has no hope of being friends with a bunny, they are hateful spiteful little shits and only start to form bonds a few years before they fricking die. Look up shit about bunnies as pets, truly button tier pets.
I mean..... I've got a job, can play vidya and can afford to pay for an escort every once in a while so it ain't too bad
>Friends
I left my hometown and all my childhood friends for economic reasons. I've got coworkers and accomplices at best, no one to motivate me or share hobbies
>Goals achieved
Decent job but I got lucky and even then I hate every single day of my life because the job is not what I'd love to do. I regret my decisions in high school every single day and wish I went to uni.
>Someone who loves you
Only my parents and my younger brother. I'm a 31 y/o virgin who only kissed a girl.
>Pet who is happy to see you
My last pet died years ago and I just don't have the strength in me to take care of another one
My life is a complete misery, only reason why I don't consider suicide is because I'm a narcissist and because I've seen people who fricked up their life even harder.
>Friends
Dont have any since highschool shit the last friend i had backstabbed me the moment he got a girlfriend.
>Goals achieved
0 i dont even have a job lol.
>Someone who loves you
Never ever and from what ive seen its not even worth it also virgin at 35
>Tea and cookies
Cant even have those cause of heartburn
>Pet who loves you
I have a dog and shes an butthole.
I have 1 good friend who lives on the other side of the country and is pretty busy, dropped out of uni, don't have a pet because I'm a frickup who would probably forget to feed it and lmao at "someone who loves you".
But yeah depression is all in my head and I just need to take my third walk of the day and it'll all dissapear.
I'll give you the tea and cookies though, shit's tasty.
since this is a blog thread anyway I guess I'll run myself down:
>some online buddies but not a single non-internet friend. not one and I haven't had any since I dropped out of middle school
>never had a gf. I have my mom but it's not a great relationship. lois from malcom in the middle is the closest comparison I can think of
>I did graduate college but I don't have any interest in my degree and after getting it recently didn't feel a single ounce of positive emotion. I was just going through the motions for college and now it's done.
>pets yes but I'm not really an animal person
>as an american I don't like tea but I do enjoy milk and cookies often
I don't really like the idea of calling myself """depressed.""" I've never been satisfied with my life or happy in long-term sense but really I'm just neutral. I don't see a point to living or dying really.
>pretending
>pretending they don't have any of this
>pretending
post the 4chinger version
Remove the rat dog then we're good
Yeah, Agree, Rei is better
>Goals achieved: Diploma
No wonder he's depressed. Spent thousands upon thousands, to end up in a job that pays peanuts.
Ah, the real version.
>friends
Thanks doc
>crummy water
>no pokemon creatures
No wonder he's depressed.
>The Dark Soul
Now that's something to be proud of.
>Fake gf, fake diploma, fake friends
>Urghh why am I so depressed?
Yeah he's distracted, obviously.
A degree, even a PhD, hardly counts as achieved goals. It's literally the first thing you do before actually starting your real life.
Me: I dun got me a degree in computer engineerin'
Friend: Where do you work?
Me: On my uncle's farm
i am depressed because i have no pussy
NO PUSSY NO WORK NO PUSSY NO TAXES YOU HEAR ME
go back to Ganker klaus
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you think only women should work and pay taxes?
and give me sex on demand, yes
Is this comic suppose to be ironic? if it is suppose to be serious can someone give me the name of the author so I can murder him?
>Bisexual lighting colors
Ask me how I can tell that this picture was made by either a woman or a homosexual or both.
Those are the Piccolo colors. have a nice day zoomer
Look it up, idiot. There's a reason why media including homosexual/bisexual/intersex etc. characters often have a similar color palette.
Frick your shitty Chinese cartoon.
>There's a reason why media including homosexual/bisexual/intersex etc. characters often have a similar color palette.
Name 7 and a half. And then name 2 more after that.
I meant to say video games specifically. I could cite hundreds of examples
No you couldn’t. Because it’s pink and blue you midwit. And if you think about it that makes sense.
Shades of pink and purple are well known gay colors, dipshit
And not green. Purple and green has no significance apart from Thanks Doc jokes on Ganker and I defy you to provide any examples to the contrary.
Pastel colors also see constant use by homosexuals and their ilk
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THOSE COLOR PALLETES IN YOUR MEMES BECAUSE THEY ARE COLOR CODED FROM FLAGS OF LGBTQWERTY+ PEPOLE
have a nice day instantly.
have a nice day, newBlack person.
Based. Tranime watchers are seething rn.
>vidya troons thinking they have any legs to stand onon
lmao
>Sees purple and green in one image
>AAAHHH IT'S THE GAYS. FRICK AAAH
https://www.amazon.com/Rope-Ratchet-Solid-Polyester-Lengths/dp/B07YGSW1KF
i will kill normalscum
TOTAL
SHITALIAN
I'm not depressed, I'm angry. I want a war. A big one where every nation on the planet is involved.
die scumbag
i WILL kill you
No, you will not. And if you ever try to hurt anyone then a big tall Chad will completely destroy your gangly body and kiss his cute gf while the police drag you away to the incel bin. Cope, seethe and mald.
I will do it
you'll see
I've got none of these except for tea and cookies.
>Goals achieved.
I have my Bachelors, but I don't have a job that uses it.
>Someone who loves you.
Pfft.
>Pet.
Don't have pets, although I'm fine with that.
>Tea and cookies.
I'm coeliac.
>Good friends.
Yes, but that have families and I rarely see them.
My job, while it pays good, is unfulfilling and gave me a burnout. I do a wife, but she is burned out and depressed and we haven't had sex for 6 months. I got a mortgage to pay and I feel like a slave of the bank. House pricing has literally doubled in the past three years and is cutting off access to a decent home. All I see is boomer greed. The house next to me got sold to an investor who put students in it. They make a lot of noise I even hear them talk when I am trying to fall asleep and I feel like a prisoner in my own home now. Inflation has been 15 percent last year alone and energy prices have tripled and my union still hasn't cut a deal with my employer for a pay raise. And to top it all of, my mother just had a stroke and is in the hospital and probably needs to be put into a nursing building.
Tell me, am I distracted or am I depressed?
4th Reich when? How long whites will allow their handlers to make decisions that aren't in their best interest?
Yeah, I am sick and tired of fricking politicians who do nothing and I am sick and tired of people, primarily the middle class, who also do nothing. We have had the same party in the coalition the past 16 years and they fricked up the country. Housing crisis, energy crisis, healthcare crisis, climate crisis. Nothing is getting solved. Only greed in the hearts of man. Parents who sell the future of their children so they can retire in a tropical paradise. People borrowing money to pay their house and car and who willingly become slaves to the bank. And act like this is normal and this is how it should be. Frick everything.
There are no heroes left in men unfortunately.
>has a house
That shit is constantly rising in value if students moved in next door, and your mortgage is fixed
>mu wife is burnt out, she won't have sex with me!
So do something for her, sitting like a bump on a log never got anyone wet. You need to put in the effort if you ever want to get laid again by her and not get served a divorce in a few years.
>has a job that pays above poverty wages
Why the frick are you b***hing, you could be making so little money a Casey's pizza is a rare treat and making rent could be an exercise in how many meals you need to skip.
You are just sad because your wife won't have sex with you because you are probably a low-mid partner who has no idea what emotional support it.
House prices are dropping actually because of high interest rates. Implying I do nothing for my wife. Giving unsolicited advice to someone you do not know nor know their situation. Frick off and get off your high horse.
I have a job, you frick. I cannot be around her 24/7 when she needs to puke 8 times a day and can barely walk to the toilet because of the stroke she had. That requires dedicated attention. Another piece of shit teenager trying to give advice to someone they don't know.
>I don't even know my situation
You live in a college town. Housing values are only going up in those areas because secondary education is huge right now and its a constant flow of 1%'rs children into an area.
If you where actually trying to make your wife happy you wouldn't be 6 months sexless. My wife literally falls apart when we have sex because her body is just a giant pile of medical issues, but we still can't keep our hands off each other for longer than a month because the attraction of affection is there. You fire is gone in your relationship and unless you change, its over.
>>my mother just had a stroke and is in the hospital and probably needs to be put into a nursing building
>I don't want to take care of my own mother so I will just throw her away to a place where nobody loves her
Piece of shit
FTFY
How old?
too old
i ran out of tea
it's over bros
I'll go back with uni this year.
I will turn 29 just as it begins.
Live in Europe, so I'll even get 900 € uni gibs.
Will be 32 with just a bachelor's
everyone already has a master's and is starting families, i did nothing but working shit jobs, NEETing, fapping, drawing a bit and playing vidya most of my 20s. I am also still a touchless khv.
i fricked up my life real bad....
You guys have any advice on how to salvage the shitheap that is my life?
>You guys have any advice on how to salvage the shitheap that is my life?
go to uni. network with your professors, that is the goal. find out who are the smart kids are and team up with them, so you can use them again and again in future units/subjects and get good grades. and lastly, take it one step at a time.
The problem is not the degree, is getting a job after the degree. If he doesn't get a recommendation looking for a job will be literally useless.
that is why i told him to network with this professors and the smart kids.
Suicide would help.
I started my bachelors in Comp Sci at 26, graduated at 30. Even had to do a foundation year (so 4 years total). Worked hard, got good grades and an internship, now I work as a software engineer for a defense contractor.
I was far from the oldest on the course. One of my mates graduated at 35, we also had a woman who was in her 50s.
Before uni I also had shit jobs and not much besides. Wasn't a virgin though. You can do it anon.
>Wasn't a virgin though.
IT'S OVER
Who cares at least you are starting. Don't worry about what you missed but worry about what you can accomplish from now on. Since you are old you will look more appealing to some uni girls so you will be able to get some girls as long as you look decent and work out. Just go and try
>Be 29
>No career and no degree
>Decide if I didn't have a real job by 30, I'll kill myself
>29 website content manager
>30 junior web developer
>31 senior web developer
>32 tech lead
Web development is so fricking easy to get into it feels like a hack. Probably because most people fresh out of university literally can't even build a website.
I have no idea how the even get a degree and can't do the one thing their degree is for, but I'm not complaining.
Pic related, me at 29
I wish this was real
Some people are just lucky.
>lucky
I literally is real Anon, it's really not hard to do. Tech hard filters brainlets even for webkeks so they can't just fill all the positions with diversity hires and nepotism.
Video games aren't a distraction, they're an escape, you fricking tourist
>oh no my life is so bad!
>no one in here has any big penis problems, only little dick issues
If you have a degree, get a job in a call center and make 35k a year.
>but its not what my degree is in!
You could be a labor monkey ruining your body for poverty wages and no advancement out of the labor monkey pit.
>I don't have a girlfriend/she won't sleep with me!
Literally all on you. How much time do you put into trying to find a relationship, how realistic are you about who you are as a person and what you look like? Cuz ya'll probably just sit at home and wonder why the super model pussy isn't pounding down your door.
>I dont have any friends!
Are you someone worth being friends with? Or are you a self centered twat who can't carry a conversation outside their interests for 2 mins?
>35k a year
I won't even get out of bed for that amount.
Then don't btich about your job, your just a spoiled brat who need to stave on poverty wages for a few years.
But your parents won't let that happen, you spoiled little shit.
>Or are you a self centered twat who can't carry a conversation outside their interests for 2 mins?
b***h I can't even carry a conversation inside my interests for two minutes.
>ya'll
Post utterly disregarded & discredited.
>got my degree and got a proper job
>been working for almost 5 years now
>boring as frick every day is the same
>only 40 more years to go before retirement
Video games
life is good
i will enjoy it while it lasts
This might sound pathetic but video games have been the one constant in my life that have made me happy. My family may pass away and my friends might have moved on to start famlies of their own but video games are still here.
I have none of these things
>Pet who is happy to see you
God forbid I tell you how much my current dog has helped me get away from depression, since my grandma's dog passed away and I got this, I had literally the worst years of depression in my life.
It's completely amazing how a little dog can do to your mental health.
Video games are the only light in my life.
>2 years since breakup with girl I thought I was gonna marry
>Crushing loneliness gets stronger every day
>Meet girls that are really into me, then feel no connection with them and break things off after two or so months
>Feel like I'm never gonna meet someone I actually connect with again
I have literally achieved every other goal I want in my life at 25 and I just want to get married and start a family now. I have old parents who aren't gonna be around for much longer and I thought I'd at least be engaged with my ex by now. Instead I just keep fruitlessly dipping in and out of relationships every few months and ending up more depressed and suicidal at the end of it.
Stop being an incel you disgust me.
>incel
I've literally had sex with 4 different women last year. Although I think you're being sarcastic/trolling for implying a man being lonely and wanting a family makes him an incel.
You're alone and lonely like an incel.
You will never be a woman.
I'm a dude. Quit being obsessed with veganas.
Get it over with and have a nice day
kys non virgin normalgay
I'll give you a little bitnof advice because you deserve it unlike many of the shitnon this topic because you are trying so you might actually do somthing with this advice.
First, you are still in love with that first girl you mentioned. I don't know the details of your break up but it sounds like you are left with unrequited feelings. Give her a call and try to talk for a bit. Don't try to get back together and be sure to say that when you call, just try to work out the demon in your heart.
Also sounds like you are trying to get married for your parents. That can frick up your mentality walking into any new relationship.
It also sounds like you are hard focusing on marriage when you start a new relationship. That kind of mentality will not bring you any happiness, and getting into a relationship is supposed to make you happy, literally they only point. You need to focus on the now when entering a relationship, not the future.
Hope this helps
have a nice day too
>I am mad because I don't try and want the world to come to me like my mom bringing me my tenddies
yes
Thanks anon. I do appreciate it. We unfortunately aren't on talking terms anymore since she saw I still had feelings when we met up a few months after the breakup. After that she decided it'd be best we don't contact each other and blocked me on everything. I later found out she had already entered a new relationship a month after we broke up and had been with that guy for like 3 months since we broke up. Really fricked with me. I don't know if she'd even answer a call or a text from me, although I do feel I need something like that.
The advice with the parents is probably good advice too. Though my family plans aren't really malleable since I've always wanted kids and I did meet one girl that felt like the perfect fit for me but she was adamantly against it. I guess it's better to try approach things one day at a time, but I doubt I'd even be able to enter a relationship with an open mind til I completely get over my ex because you're right I definitely still love her.
I don't get why everyone is so unhappy for having no sex.
I am a virgin and I feel...mostly nothing about it? I got a degree. My family loves me. I am pursuing goals. And I feel relatively satisfied with my life.
It's not like I am asexual either I jack off every day. I simply think relationships with other people, especially women, are a pain in the ass
>develop crush on girl in college literature club
>haven't seen or spoken to her in years but I still think about her as that is the last time I received the slightest bit of attention from a woman that wasn't related to me
>never considered asking her out as you'd have to put a gun to my head after years of horrible experiences with chicks and serial abuse at home, also can't risk ruining our meager friendship
>look her up on social media, turns out she is a published author
>want to read it but also fear it will make me even sadder than usual
Video games
If it's any consolation I have all of those things
>x2 degrees
>gf of a few years
>rescue cat
>can make my own proper english tea
>3+ good male friends, 2+ good female friends (depends how you define "good")
and I still hate life because I'm nowhere near reaching my ambitions. You can achieve an extremely rare and difficult-to-get place at university but they won't gear you to get a job in that sector. And if your country is self-destructive like mine is, the "roles" don't even exist because the industry doesn't exist. And if the industry doesn't exist you either do something else or move to a different country.
Let me guess, you are a millenial. Congrats you were fooled by boomers, most jobs dont require any studies at all, before when you were in your prime 16 you could get a job and gain enough to buy a house in your 20s. House means intimacy, stability, stressfree and space, perfect conditions to be fricking a fertile woman
Nowadays jobs pay too low and boomers have lot of homes rotting because of their greed, I have a few grandpas, uncles and know some other friends parents who have one extra house just to rent and they say thy wont let their kids live there despite seeing their own kids, now adults, rotting in their rooms, but that they should feel grateful they will inherit it (which is moronic since these bastards live forever and women will be barren by now and men too tired and old to care)
i can't imagine anyone who would make a post like this being a good father
Yeah, you're right we were fooled by boomers, but there was never any way I was gonna be able to afford a house even if I'd worked flat out from 16. Not in this country. Even modest houses are 300k-1mil OUTSIDE of the city.
Inheritance is the only hope basically.
I really don't understand why boomers by these rotting houses in absolute shitholes.
The absolute state of amerisharts lmao
I live in a third world shithole and my family being an upper middle class owns 4 apartments, all paid for(I live in 1 of them).
The world became too awful
You kids have a lot to learn.
Pic is why you're not happy.
Happiness comes from SETTING GOALS AND MOVING TOWARDS THEM.
If your goal was to get a diploma - now what? Your life lost focus. Why did you need a diploma in the first place? To get a certain job? To gain confidence in your abilities? Or just to make your parents proud and feel like you fit in? Figure that shit out and you'll be back on track.
See, this is why I work in investment banking and have increasing the value of my bank account as my goal. There is no cap, so you never have to stop.
I can never stick to anything I start.
That's probably why I'm in my 30s and still working low paying retail jobs with no hope for the future.
>someone who loves you
Yeah haha
>all the morons in this thread being afraid of colors (and not even the right ones)
incredible
>pet who is happy to see you
my cat is literally dying to cancer rn
Also yeah, i don't have any of the other things either
buy another cat
>Ganker of all places complaining about how hard life is when living off their parents income and being content to shitpost here all day for eternity
>mother died at 8
>left home at 16 because father was useless and took too long to see it
>literally no relatives
>lost good, solid job due to covid lockdowns, nearly homeless, only had new job for 1.5 years saving money hard
>only go on Ganker and /m/ for a brief reprieve from the stresses of life
Ok
literally just got back from wageslaving
god I wish I was still living off my parents' money, life was so much easier, I was far less stressed not having to worry about money or rent or whether i'd be able to feed myself
my parents house was a toxic environment, literally RE7 tier filled with terrible people, yet right now I think I'd prefer that to wageslavery
Were there any cool puzzles to solve in that house at least?
I haven't heard from my friend in over a year. I'm pretty sure he killed himself after our last conversation.
tim I'm going to stab you in the back next time I see you