This could be actually interesting. >Bethesda develops new Silent Hill game >It's kinda like Downpour, but even more empty, glitchy, "open-world" and has uninteresting copypasted story >However, since the engine is easy to create any mods on it, sincere SH fanbase gets into creating quality fangame conversions on it
>Black & White
no fricking thanks, the whole reason it's such a great game is because of how brilliant and unique all the gameplay features are. Nothing about this shit would be possible in the goddamn gamebryo engine
this is a genie wish not a monkey paw
a monkey paw would bend events in a way that detriments the wisher to fulfill the wish, the misfortune comes before the fruition of the wish not after it
this is more like it but there needs to be a writing prompt attached to it
>your favorite defunct or inactive game gets revived with updates and a large playerbase
I don't even want this part to happen.
Normies ruin everything, with or without the shit on the bottom.
How did it all of a sudden became a normies hobby?
8 months ago
Anonymous
I said normal, not normie.
Normies took over the hobby because the idea was sold to them and they are many.
Normal in this context is people (including normies) who aren't ideologically against what's normally appealing
So what you are saying is, you entered the comic AT BEST in the third panel and most likely much later? Because you did not start playing vidya in the 70s, right?
the black/original stick figures always strike me as autistic. the unhealthy obsession with needing guidelines and ridged structure is the biggest sticking point.
yeah its undeniable that normalgays ruin hobbies but having some community where anyone that steps even slightly out of line/isn't exactly the same as everyone else gets immediately ostracized is even gayer to be honest. better to just accept that all good things eventually come to an end and have your fun while you can. otherwise your community will simply die at latest when its "original" members leave, but probably even before then whenever those people get bored of it and grow apart.
Things we like coming to an end is one thing. Another thing is having a corpse rapist dancing on it's grave wearing its skinsuit, surrounded by disgusting people who hate the og thing clapping.
>At this point, the founding and core audience is so small in comparison to the mainstream later entries, they feel that the only way to keep the game alive
Who is "they" in this context? If it is the "founding group", then why do they do it rather than just continuing to play with each other? I don't quite get the logic here.
I know, and I am also aware no one posting that image nowadays actually believes it. I'm just curious, because someone at some point made this comic and made it genuinely.
>butthurt homosexual can’t think of any other insult aside from incel so just uses it even when the context has nothing to do with sex
Why are they like this?
>Who is "they" in this context?
"they" refers to publishers, marketers and gaing jounos who make a living peddling dogshit to the larger group so they can harvest as much profit as possible. IE the ones that advocate for casualization and easy mode (the art you conveniently left out)
I know your post is in bad faith but it still annoys me
Never known this image to be incorrect.
Greens get seriously asshurt about it, though. Probably because they use gaming hobbies as a social outlet to make up for their social failings.
It would be amusing seeing how israelites would ruin Earthworm Jim ngl, how would you even implement a multiplayer component into it without totally changing it?
Turn it into a PvPvE extraction shooter or something.
What, you think modern companies have the integrity to even keep the genre of the game they're reviving? The monkey's paw is a punishment for your hubris, not an actual wish granter.
your the first person ive seen specifically callout the source version, normally its all old gays talking about the sourcemod version.
Are you sure that's not what you meant?
No, I meant the source one. I'm not much of an oldgay, but it was the only ww2 multiplayer that I truly enjoyed when it came out and long after it was already dead. Wish it could return with a new life, and I don't care how much microtransactions it will have as the long the gameplay itself remains the same.
>Golden Sun
It'll literally never happen otherwise.
Ok.
It's either that or Star Fox and I kinda think Star Fox might actually benefit from all that monkey paw shit. As much as it kills me to say it.
I would never let bethestrash touch either of those franchises. I'd cast that paw into a pottery furnace and tell them to keep the furnace lit until the whole thing burned to the ground.
Don't even know what series that would apply to. Most of my favourite series are either completed or still get a new entry every once in a while. I guess Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? Megaman? Champions of Norrath would be fun.
My favorite game was Brave Frontier, a gacha game. This is all par for the course. If I could have it back and keep the writing quality and art where it was, that would be enough.
I just want her back.
No, I want no updates. Updates mean features get removed and support gets dropped. Updates are the reason my windows xp machine can't play gmod anymore.
>Tribes with ranked mode
My thoughts exactly. I'll take that monkeys paw any day of the week. And apparently, we might be getting just that. But I'm sure that Hi-Rez will frick it up again in record time.
Nah.
I'm fine with games I like dying. The only one I could think of to use the monkey paw on already had all of this happen to it, the only thing it's lacking is a big playerbase. I'm talking about Wakfu.
Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled had all of those things (except no official ranked mode since regular gameplay was basically that) and it was still one of my favorite video games of all time. So yes, fricking yes I take that deal. NITRO FUELED ON PC WHEN?
TF2 is already close to all of this minus the updates. I'm in if it means new weapons and the final comic. Couldn't be worse than the community shit they add now.
Busou Shinki Battle Rondo was already a live service with rotating cash shop, daily login challenges, ranked mode and seasons so this only makes it better
No, frick off. I'll set fire to you and your homosexual israelite's paw.
>Ridge Racer
well
FRICK IT SIGN ME UP
No! You fricking bastard, no!! D: I’d prefer it stayed dead!! Wtf is wrong with you
I take that fricking monkey's paw, stomp on it, and find the nearest fire to incinerate it in.
My favorite franchises are better off dead than graverobbed from their peaceful slumber and reanimated as live service zombies.
>live service
No that's an instant dealbreaker.
as long as money only buys shit skins that make you easy to see and kill and have 0 effect on gameplay i am fine with this
What era of bethesda are we talking here, oblivion and skyrim era or fallout 76 and Starfield era?
Right now
monkey's paw gets trashed instantly
It literally makes 0 difference.
Why do you think Skyrim eta Bethesda is better than modern Bethesda?
Diablo
Fallout
This could be actually interesting.
>Bethesda develops new Silent Hill game
>It's kinda like Downpour, but even more empty, glitchy, "open-world" and has uninteresting copypasted story
>However, since the engine is easy to create any mods on it, sincere SH fanbase gets into creating quality fangame conversions on it
>Black & White
no fricking thanks, the whole reason it's such a great game is because of how brilliant and unique all the gameplay features are. Nothing about this shit would be possible in the goddamn gamebryo engine
this is a genie wish not a monkey paw
a monkey paw would bend events in a way that detriments the wisher to fulfill the wish, the misfortune comes before the fruition of the wish not after it
this is more like it but there needs to be a writing prompt attached to it
Yes. Modnation Racers 2 (on PC) here we come
bring back SDGO
Ok but what's the downside?
This man rockin the broccoli head frfr ong
I just like when games are regularly updated
I like that too cuh but all that other shit that’s part of the deal is just godawful and not worth years of “free” updates
>Club penguin
yeah sure I don't care if the gameplay sucks these games are more about trolling little kids anyway
you know what, frick it. i'll take it. give me back Lost Planet. please.
>your favorite defunct or inactive game gets revived with updates and a large playerbase
I don't even want this part to happen.
Normies ruin everything, with or without the shit on the bottom.
do incels really?
really what?
no
>do normal people I disagree with refuse to agree with my ideological gentrification of their hobby?
translated from doublespeak. You're welcome
How did it all of a sudden became a normies hobby?
I said normal, not normie.
Normies took over the hobby because the idea was sold to them and they are many.
Normal in this context is people (including normies) who aren't ideologically against what's normally appealing
name 1 example
All of them?
As in it's the direct consequence of anything going mainstream?
Can you name a hobby/franchise that didn't suffer this fate?
Video games, movies, comics
The fact that you think this applies to, or is even capable of applying to, entire mediums is ridiculous.
your bland gaslighting is ridiculous
So what you are saying is, you entered the comic AT BEST in the third panel and most likely much later? Because you did not start playing vidya in the 70s, right?
Final Fantasy XIV
the black/original stick figures always strike me as autistic. the unhealthy obsession with needing guidelines and ridged structure is the biggest sticking point.
yeah its undeniable that normalgays ruin hobbies but having some community where anyone that steps even slightly out of line/isn't exactly the same as everyone else gets immediately ostracized is even gayer to be honest. better to just accept that all good things eventually come to an end and have your fun while you can. otherwise your community will simply die at latest when its "original" members leave, but probably even before then whenever those people get bored of it and grow apart.
Things we like coming to an end is one thing. Another thing is having a corpse rapist dancing on it's grave wearing its skinsuit, surrounded by disgusting people who hate the og thing clapping.
>At this point, the founding and core audience is so small in comparison to the mainstream later entries, they feel that the only way to keep the game alive
Who is "they" in this context? If it is the "founding group", then why do they do it rather than just continuing to play with each other? I don't quite get the logic here.
It's just a masturbatory image for incel morons who think they are oldgays but aren't
I know, and I am also aware no one posting that image nowadays actually believes it. I'm just curious, because someone at some point made this comic and made it genuinely.
>butthurt homosexual can’t think of any other insult aside from incel so just uses it even when the context has nothing to do with sex
Why are they like this?
He also called you a moron, so incel isn't the only insult.
>Who is "they" in this context?
"they" refers to publishers, marketers and gaing jounos who make a living peddling dogshit to the larger group so they can harvest as much profit as possible. IE the ones that advocate for casualization and easy mode (the art you conveniently left out)
I know your post is in bad faith but it still annoys me
Never known this image to be incorrect.
Greens get seriously asshurt about it, though. Probably because they use gaming hobbies as a social outlet to make up for their social failings.
This. I was going to say GunZ, but gays would complain about k-style and animation cancels so much that it'd probably get fixd
if the gameplay is the same who cares about the other changes
It would be amusing seeing how israelites would ruin Earthworm Jim ngl, how would you even implement a multiplayer component into it without totally changing it?
online 4 player co-op maybe?
Turn it into a PvPvE extraction shooter or something.
What, you think modern companies have the integrity to even keep the genre of the game they're reviving? The monkey's paw is a punishment for your hubris, not an actual wish granter.
>twisted metal
i can live with that
Quite frankly I'm fine with all of that in exchange for more.
Day of Defeat Source
Yes, easy
your the first person ive seen specifically callout the source version, normally its all old gays talking about the sourcemod version.
Are you sure that's not what you meant?
*GoldSrc
No, I meant the source one. I'm not much of an oldgay, but it was the only ww2 multiplayer that I truly enjoyed when it came out and long after it was already dead. Wish it could return with a new life, and I don't care how much microtransactions it will have as the long the gameplay itself remains the same.
>tf2
nah
Yes, please.
Evil Dead, please.
Yeah, great. Now imagine it made bey westerntards
>Golden Sun
It'll literally never happen otherwise.
Ok.
It's either that or Star Fox and I kinda think Star Fox might actually benefit from all that monkey paw shit. As much as it kills me to say it.
I'm this.
I would never let bethestrash touch either of those franchises. I'd cast that paw into a pottery furnace and tell them to keep the furnace lit until the whole thing burned to the ground.
Hmmm, my favorite defuct game....
Splinter cell I guess
It doesn't matter if I accept because eventually it's going to happen anyway
my favourite games are all offline singleplayer games. your monkey paw offers me nothing of worth
>Unteralterbach
Make it happen!
that's just called being a millionaire
>Gunz The Duel
no changes really
so
whats gonna happent o marathon exactly?
There are fates worse than death
That isn't how the monkey's paw works and I'm tired of you morons pretending that that's what it does.
You never even used it smooth-brain
I accept.
>lost planet 2
Would be interesting to see people running around with more costumes, weapon skins and mech cosmetics.
Unreal 2 XMP
Lets go, im down.
I already did, and it came to pass. Ever since MechWarrior Online released I have never been excited for a game.
It already happened though.
Tbh would probably make the game even better.
guns of icarus
>I SACRIFICE
I throw the monkey's paw into a Volcano to save the world from this evil.
Don't even know what series that would apply to. Most of my favourite series are either completed or still get a new entry every once in a while. I guess Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? Megaman? Champions of Norrath would be fun.
Yeah, cause air buccaneers would still be good.
>game stays as it was, except now it gains a playerbase
sounds like a deal
Frick no!
There are things worse than death.
RIP Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Mario & Luigi.
>guild wars 1
not great, but acceptable
why is it called a paw when it's literally a hand
My favorite game was Brave Frontier, a gacha game. This is all par for the course. If I could have it back and keep the writing quality and art where it was, that would be enough.
I just want her back.
Ronty loin challenges and modern macking
No, I want no updates. Updates mean features get removed and support gets dropped. Updates are the reason my windows xp machine can't play gmod anymore.
Dungeon Keeper. Because being evil, is good.
No
Impossible Creatures
I'd buy each creature they put as a bundle in the shop and all the battle passes for the unique critter skins
UT2004
APB: Reloaded
This game was fricking amazing when it worked. Thanks a lot incompetent devs and russian hackers.
>Tribes with ranked mode
I will now pleasure myself with this monkey's paw
tummy
Nice. I'll add turok
>Tribes with ranked mode
My thoughts exactly. I'll take that monkeys paw any day of the week. And apparently, we might be getting just that. But I'm sure that Hi-Rez will frick it up again in record time.
Yes.
Battlefield. Except the gameplay is revived to be good and not made be DICE or EA, we already have the other shit anyway.
Nah.
I'm fine with games I like dying. The only one I could think of to use the monkey paw on already had all of this happen to it, the only thing it's lacking is a big playerbase.
I'm talking about Wakfu.
Anything. Anything for another chance.
can i pick something funny instead of something i like?
PREPARE TO GET YOUR CHILDHOOD RUINED, b***hOOOS!!!!
Frick it, that's what Puzzle Pirates basically was to begin with.
Gimmie tales runner and freejack
No.
Ragnarok Online
As long as nothing is pay to win, I'm fine with it as long as it gets new updates and graphics and stays the frick away from Renewal.
Frick no. I made that wish once and xdivr happened
already accepted this deal and it resulted in halo infinite. sorry everyone.
Yeah idgaf if devs monetize a bunch of shitty cosmetics to keep the lights on
I can't think of anything I would revive, though.
Didn't even read the bad parts simply because
>updates
>large playerbase
In 2009 plus 14 is already s fricking awful thing.
Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled had all of those things (except no official ranked mode since regular gameplay was basically that) and it was still one of my favorite video games of all time. So yes, fricking yes I take that deal. NITRO FUELED ON PC WHEN?
TF2 is already close to all of this minus the updates. I'm in if it means new weapons and the final comic. Couldn't be worse than the community shit they add now.
Busou Shinki Battle Rondo was already a live service with rotating cash shop, daily login challenges, ranked mode and seasons so this only makes it better
>and a large playerbase
Absolutely not, why the frick would I want that?
>Live service.
I'll never do that to Ammy.