If a Gardevoir liked you, and wanted to be your friend, could you be kind and supportive to it?
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Do you believe you could be friends with Gardevoir?
If a Gardevoir liked you, and wanted to be your friend, could you be kind and supportive to it?
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>My gardevoir
sure
>Wild gardevoir
nah, got places to be
>Someone Else's gardevoir
I don't swing like that, but sure
Yes
I see Gardevoir as more of an older sister than a waifu
No, I would rape her.
Hell no. Pokémon are tools and Gardenprostitute is no exception.
they are our wives
I would do anything for her
Would you really be comfortable with a psychic pokémon? I feel like they're the most dangerous type
If she could read my mind and still stayed around me we'd have an unmatchable bond of trust
>I feel like they're the most dangerous type
half of all poison types kill on contact
yes by fainting her and collecting free exp for my pokemon
I wouldn't feel comfortable around an obsessive psychic type.
>one of those rape demons taking a liking to me
Holy shit. I'd have to leave the region and take a new identity.
I probably couldn't, not because I think it wouldn't be a good friend to me, but because I think I wouldn't be a good friend to it.
If it were on-model then yes.
It doesn't take much off-modelness to change that to a no.
>Grabbing a gardevoir's chest stone
Spoiler that Anon
Only if male
Sure. A lot of anons like to brag about how they'd frick the thing if it was real, but I know if it was actually real and one followed them home they'd treat it like a sister or at least like a very smart dog.
Gardevoirs can see your true colors and are fricking espers so if one deems you worthy of its companionship its cause it knows you don't have the balls or evil needed to hurt it.
If a Gardevoir followed an anon home it is probably going to rape and confine them.
>rape
Nonsense. I'd gently lay her down and have consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation all the while holding her hand
Jesus christ on a cracker, you are one sick frick.
Saged
Reported
Called the cops
Alerted the FBI
>spoiler
Called the Vatican because this degenerate needs an exorcism
Then anon snaps out of Hypnosis and realizes he's chained to the bed and Gardevoir is giggling while riding his dick.
Well as long as she doesn't have a dick up my ass, all is good.
and also gardevoir is actually a hypno
If that were to happen i would scream until my lungs gave out
No, I always overkill when fighting Gardevoirs, I make sure to use moves or ghost type pokemon, I like to think that they feel more pain like this
My favorite critter
I'd protect her from harm and take any poison and steel type hits in exchange of emotional support.
Sure. As long as she likes chalupas and baja blast.
I had a dream about them last night.
Their fingers are actually little tentacles, and some gardevoir can have more than three per arm. I saw one which had the normal three, plus two thumbs (two on each hand), plus several really long ones higher up on her forearm.
Hmmm, that's really weird
It looked kind of like this. Both arms had three fingers and wo thumbs, but the longer tentacles were in different numbers and positions between the arms.
its horrible
I'd love a friend like Garde to go exploring the outdoors with.
And occasionally fug.
That sounds very nice Anon.
Sure. If I can go on a bar crawl with her
What would hand holding with Gardevoir be like?
big meaty paws
Canonically, gardevoir have weak legs as they always levitate their weight with psychic powers or something, so I wonder if it would also be the same with arms.
It would be different for sure because of the whole levitation thing unless the gardevoir is aware of that being weird to you and chooses to mimic normal hand holding
Like caressing the softest thing in the world
In what context? As if in this world one magically exists or as in you are in the pokemon world now somehow and the friendship is there.
I think either way a psychic pokemon will already know what it's signing up for and if it's ok with that then who am I to disagree? I'd rather have a kirlia but whatever.
No. Gardevoirs are always devoted to their trainers, so this isn't fun for me.
I would only appreciate a Pokémon whose love is actually challenge to obtain. That means I am special!
A pokémon like Beedrill, Rhydon, or Tauros.
I would hope so
Friends? No. More than friends? Yes