>full of protiens and vitamins >also full of sugar, processed garbage, and chemicals that should never exist in the human body, all conveniently bottled in a plastic pos.
Ill shit to veggies and chicken thank you very much
What is gay about wine at all? My dad has a wine cellar and I've been drinking it since I was like 9, nothing better than a chateauneuf du pape with a fat steak. Maybe if you only drink rose, but at least that has a place as a summer treat.
>Let's go have a drink (normie code for "hang out") >anon: "reeeeee! why won't you shut up about beer! You are like a fricking vegan! reeeeeeeeee!"
Are you guys really like this?
Normies will also ask you to go for a smoke with them when they want to talk about something. You don't have to overindulge, but you should understand why normies "talk about ((vice))" all the time. They want to interact with you.
Nah, there are several breweries in my city that I've visited plenty. They just open to sell drinks during the day on the weeekend, so it attracts a lot of older people who actually enjoy beer as opposed to young people just looking to get drunk for cheap. While some of these people are the "beer is my personality" types, most of em are just functioning alcoholics or people looking to get out of the house without having to do anything more intense than "sit at a picnic table and drink". And before you accuse me od talking about it, you brought it up.
Dude I've been to plenty of them and it's 99% 30 year old+ people who just want to sit outside, enjoy the weather, some beer and a little finger food. I can't remember seeing anyone who looked like a flannel wearing YIIK playing hipster
She likes Mario Party and Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled a lot right now. We usually watch one another game, she's currently playing Starfox Adventures again.
>He likes Mario Party and Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled a lot right now. We usually watch one another game, he’s currently playing Starfox Adventures again.
FIFY. No need to thank me. I know how autocorrect is while phone posting.
>$5.50 for a beer is expensive
jesus fricking christ, if you're this poor, maybe you should cancel your internet so we never have to read your dogshit posts ever again
1 month ago
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>pulls a number out of his ass
1 month ago
Anonymous
I go to a barcade every week or two. The most I've ever paid for a craft beer on tap was $8.50. Most of them are around $5-$6. Shut the frick up about things you know nothing of, it's humilating. Anyone who actually does partake in this stuff will IMMEDIATELY see that you're blowing smoke out your ass.
1 month ago
Anonymous
barcade isnt a brewery, b***h boy
1 month ago
Anonymous
so how much do you get ripped off for at the brewery?
1 month ago
Anonymous
$4
1 month ago
Anonymous
prices are pretty much the same at breweries as they are at bars.
you'd think breweries would be cheaper but that's not the case unfortunately
1 month ago
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>barcade serves 20+ brewery beers from the keg
Same fricking difference, moron-kun. It isn't just a bunch of regular domestics or bottled/canned drinks. Jesus Christ, this thread has attracted some real morons.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Ganker is full of literal children who's only experience with alcohol is being allowed to drink a bud lite once at their uncle's 4th of july barbecue years ago
1 month ago
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>americans acting like they know what beer is
1 month ago
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>DO AMERICANS REALLY?
I can get imports from two dozen countries in under 20 minutes, I have far more access to a variety of things than you do, Eurocuck. Chances are, I can get something from your country too.
1 month ago
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>american has to import his beer
you dont say, lmao
1 month ago
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>American has access to the thing that I believe I'm holding over his head as conversational leverage
You are not half as clever as you think yourself to be.
1 month ago
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I know you think your beer is superior but the craft beer scene in america has gotten really impressive over the past couple decades.
it's not all big name brand bland beers here anymore, there's tons of delicious beers to choose from now. and since so many are small batch regional varieties and this is such a big country you'd never be able to try them all
1 month ago
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>American beer is good because ... there's a lot of shit
1 month ago
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>Euro beer is good because ... it's really old
You STILL haven't told us where you're from
1 month ago
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not him but I payed around 20 bucks for a four pack of some really good black lager at the grocery store the other day, that's around the same price.
5-6 bucks isn't outrageous for a good beer. for me only once in a while though. the beer I usually buy is around 2-3 bucks per beer
Then they should buy a twelve pack of Miller High Life, the champagne of beer, and call it a night. At least at home they could frick or do whatever, what’s the point to gaming at a brewery? That’s where friends go.
Why? Grab drinks at a liquor store and play at home. Why go out somewhere when you're going to be glued to a screen anyway? Reminds me of the people who missed going to the office during covid even though they do the exact same thing as when they sit at home on the computer instead.
>Invite friend out with some other friends >He's just playing genshin on his phone the entire time >Try to get him involved in convos, even try getting him to talk genshin cause the others are also into genshin/starrail >Just gives us 1 word answers >Other friends weren't fond of him
Alrighty then homosexual
I know you posted this as bait but why would someone go to a bar just to play multiplayer on a handheld. Isn't that just isolating yourself from whatever experiences you'd get at a bar? Why not play at home on bigger screens and drink your own alcohol?
>ohhhhh babe I see my friend Marcus at the other side of the bar! >wait right here while I go talk to him, you can grind on my game too for a little bit just sit tight :))
My wife used to play a bunch of stuff like God of War, various platformers, peggle and puzzle point and click games.
Now the only games I got her to enjoy in the last decade are untitled goose game, inside, and mario kart.
I got her a Kirby and yoshi game she said looked really good, but she never played them.
>Diablo 4 is online only game >mfw to play multi-player they'd have to be on public wifi >mfw public wifi is shit >mfw they're lying >mfw I have no face
FFXVI was the only game. When she realized I didn't like the game and only played it because I thought she'd like me playing with her, she let me quit the game.
You're genuinely made of some different shit than I am, I guess. More than 4 drinks in a night and I'm as good as useless the day after. Good for you though, honestly.
>wife playing Elden Ring on the PS5 >laying next to her playing Shadow Tower on the Steam Deck
It's comfy. Bringing a Deck to the bar isn't something I would do though unless it was specifically a video game bar
Yes and I even posted here before about how she got us matching controllers. Tried to get them for the PC too but I love my Vader 3 Pro too much. Having a gamer gf isnt as great as I thought it would be, when I would game in my last relationship she would just go watch YT makeup tutorials for 2 hours so I feel like I lost my little escape because she sees it as time for us to bond.
I’m actually divorced but I never gamed with my ex, she didn’t like things that were fun and actually got angry when people were happy, it was like being married to an anon.
According to new Woke Black people, you dating a black person makes you racist as it is ruining the black race, hurting black woman, destroying the black family household, destroying the black community, and setting black people back, and ruining there black dna pool.
Depends on the beer, location, venue, etc; I can get $2 PBRs at some dive bars here, or I can spend $20 for a 4 pack of some heavy stouts at the grocery store.
Marriage is a certificate that couples use to obtain tax benefits. Your "sanctimony" of marriage hasn't existed since the church gave legitimacy to divorces, you fricking moron.
Yeah and your religious leader let women frick men behind their husband's back and excuses it while allowing them to take half his income to support Tyrone's baby. Shut the frick up, Christcuck
1 month ago
Anonymous
You will never be married to your boyfriend, homosexual. Marriage is between a man and a woman only.
>y-you should le DIE >but someone else do it for me PWEASE >w<
when you finally die alone at your computer table it will take weeks for anyone to notice
i tried playing games drunk once after a party, shit fricking sucked ass. i played like shit with my slow reaction times, wasn't fully focused and just got annoyed
I used to play programming games while drunk
one of the only solutions in tis-100 that was higher than my friends on the histograms was one I made while shitfaced drunk that I have no idea how it even works
I used to play casuals in CSGO while getting really drunk, and I would just yell at people over the mi, asking them random stuff about their lives until someone responded. Actually ended up getting a lot of friend requests that way. Lots more fun than drinking at bars in person IMO, having done both.
>used to play casuals in CSGO while getting really drunk, and I would just yell racist and homophobic shit at people over the mi, called them niggrs until someone responded. Actually ended up getting a lot of bans that way. Lots more fun than drinking at bars in person IMO, having done both.
I dont like playing with my bf but we stream each others games.
We both are perfectionists in games so we just end up getting annoyed with each other if we game together.
Literally just spend time with them doing things together and making good memories. Whatever they associate happy times in their childhood with is what they'll likely keep doing in the future.
Not much, she doesn't play videogames very often. We had a brief phase where we played on a Minecraft server with some other friends, but like most servers, we beat the dragon then everyone left. Outside of that we sometimes go to the arcade to play Groove Coaster and whatever other arcade games catch our attention that day. Although, technically not a videogame, she is insane at air hockey for some reason, I don't think I have ever won against her.
>be me >be 1600s peasant >hang up a message on the the pub board looking for merrymakers to make whimsy at games of chance >fellow townsfolk reply en masse with jabs of "ponder going to the pub to engage in activities one could do in the comfort of their homestead!" >return home to my family of 7 and small but strong herd of cows and lament at the destruction of social order and merrymaking
>heh, going to enjoy some Diablo® Online® while drinking some quality IPA Pale Ale® vegan Edition while at my local Bearded Man® Brewery >I am such a gamer and beer connoisseur
If you're going to be using mouse and keyboard anyway, just have a fricking laptop at that point. Assuming it's one of those nerdy breweries, they'd fit right in
Told you beer is a Reddit drink.
breweries are reddit not all beer
>Beer that tastes like piss is not Reddit
>Beer that actually tastes like beer is Reddit
Really makes you think.
redditors eat food too
better starve yourself
Joke's on you, I sustain myself on water and sunlight.
redditors drink water, too
time to quit
No they don't, they only drink
the food in question
>all that protein and vitamins
Remind me again, why do we hate onions?
Half a chicken breast gives more protein than that with half the calories, you could get around a pound of it for as much as one bottle
Why chicken though? You get most of your protein from semen. Why double dip?
>full of protiens and vitamins
>also full of sugar, processed garbage, and chemicals that should never exist in the human body, all conveniently bottled in a plastic pos.
Ill shit to veggies and chicken thank you very much
when I was in my 20s I was actually excited for this shit because I hated cooking and I thought it would be cheap
winegods stay winning
I like red wine but women think I'm gay because of it
Come home to the mediterranean sea to drink red wine at every meal where no one will judge you
What is gay about wine at all? My dad has a wine cellar and I've been drinking it since I was like 9, nothing better than a chateauneuf du pape with a fat steak. Maybe if you only drink rose, but at least that has a place as a summer treat.
I like rose. I drink mostly rose and chardonnay
red wines give me a hangover
>chardonnay
Check out Chalk Hill and Rochioli, my mom is the white wine drinker in the family but she loves these two chardonnays.
Oxygen is a reddit gas
It literally is.
Air on the other hand… a mixture of nitrogen and oxygen is purely a 4Cham gas.
brewery goers are on par with vegans in that they don't shut the frick up about it
How many people do you personal know like that? Either category
Not him but i know one who falls into both categories. and i only know like 4 people
>Let's go have a drink (normie code for "hang out")
>anon: "reeeeee! why won't you shut up about beer! You are like a fricking vegan! reeeeeeeeee!"
Are you guys really like this?
drink yourself to death fat ass
Normies will also ask you to go for a smoke with them when they want to talk about something. You don't have to overindulge, but you should understand why normies "talk about ((vice))" all the time. They want to interact with you.
Nah, there are several breweries in my city that I've visited plenty. They just open to sell drinks during the day on the weeekend, so it attracts a lot of older people who actually enjoy beer as opposed to young people just looking to get drunk for cheap. While some of these people are the "beer is my personality" types, most of em are just functioning alcoholics or people looking to get out of the house without having to do anything more intense than "sit at a picnic table and drink". And before you accuse me od talking about it, you brought it up.
>pancakes
Dude I've been to plenty of them and it's 99% 30 year old+ people who just want to sit outside, enjoy the weather, some beer and a little finger food. I can't remember seeing anyone who looked like a flannel wearing YIIK playing hipster
>brewery goers are on par with vegans
Only in shit states like Colorado.
Ironically, people like you are far more common than the ones you won't shut up about.
Sounds fricking great to be tbh. I presume I'm supposed to hate this.
I'm a sigma male, homosexual. I game alone.
>gaming while out in public
Why would you want to do this outside of the comfort of your own home?
NPCs get uncomfortable when there is peace and quiet and nobody around.
She likes Mario Party and Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled a lot right now. We usually watch one another game, she's currently playing Starfox Adventures again.
>He likes Mario Party and Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled a lot right now. We usually watch one another game, he’s currently playing Starfox Adventures again.
FIFY. No need to thank me. I know how autocorrect is while phone posting.
She's not trans, but whatever makes you happy Anon. I can't imagine the Anons that have to deal with a fake pussy.
We hotseat HOMM3 sometimes.
Who the frick takes video games to a brewery? If you want to play video games and drink beer, stay home or go over to a friends house.
>going to a place for socialising
>to drink a social drink
>only to do the most antisocial thing while you're there
The frick are you talking about? They're socializing (bragging on social media) in that very post
social media is to socialising what playing candy crush is to gaming
Yet nobody complains about the dudes shooting pool or darts alone, the guy doing the crossword, barcades, etc;
theyre hoping to meet someone there, or they are waiting for someone
Those are all things the bar provides (except crosswords but I'd laugh at them too). These guys brought steam decks with them.
did you ever consider they went there not necessarily to socialize but to be served drinks
If you just want to drink, buy alcohol at a store. There's plenty of hipster stores that serve craft shit these days, too.
then they have a drinking problem
sounds cringe and expensive
they can afford 2 steam decks just to play 1 game, money doesn't seem like a big concern for them
>$5.50 for a beer is expensive
jesus fricking christ, if you're this poor, maybe you should cancel your internet so we never have to read your dogshit posts ever again
>pulls a number out of his ass
I go to a barcade every week or two. The most I've ever paid for a craft beer on tap was $8.50. Most of them are around $5-$6. Shut the frick up about things you know nothing of, it's humilating. Anyone who actually does partake in this stuff will IMMEDIATELY see that you're blowing smoke out your ass.
barcade isnt a brewery, b***h boy
so how much do you get ripped off for at the brewery?
$4
prices are pretty much the same at breweries as they are at bars.
you'd think breweries would be cheaper but that's not the case unfortunately
>barcade serves 20+ brewery beers from the keg
Same fricking difference, moron-kun. It isn't just a bunch of regular domestics or bottled/canned drinks. Jesus Christ, this thread has attracted some real morons.
Ganker is full of literal children who's only experience with alcohol is being allowed to drink a bud lite once at their uncle's 4th of july barbecue years ago
>americans acting like they know what beer is
>DO AMERICANS REALLY?
I can get imports from two dozen countries in under 20 minutes, I have far more access to a variety of things than you do, Eurocuck. Chances are, I can get something from your country too.
>american has to import his beer
you dont say, lmao
>American has access to the thing that I believe I'm holding over his head as conversational leverage
You are not half as clever as you think yourself to be.
I know you think your beer is superior but the craft beer scene in america has gotten really impressive over the past couple decades.
it's not all big name brand bland beers here anymore, there's tons of delicious beers to choose from now. and since so many are small batch regional varieties and this is such a big country you'd never be able to try them all
>American beer is good because ... there's a lot of shit
>Euro beer is good because ... it's really old
You STILL haven't told us where you're from
not him but I payed around 20 bucks for a four pack of some really good black lager at the grocery store the other day, that's around the same price.
5-6 bucks isn't outrageous for a good beer. for me only once in a while though. the beer I usually buy is around 2-3 bucks per beer
>>$5.50 for a beer is expensive
yes?
Then they should buy a twelve pack of Miller High Life, the champagne of beer, and call it a night. At least at home they could frick or do whatever, what’s the point to gaming at a brewery? That’s where friends go.
we'll have none of that cheap swill in this house thank you
Why? Grab drinks at a liquor store and play at home. Why go out somewhere when you're going to be glued to a screen anyway? Reminds me of the people who missed going to the office during covid even though they do the exact same thing as when they sit at home on the computer instead.
i complain about motherfrickers shooting pool by themselves. thats a waste of a table invite a stranger to play or go the frick home
Frick you
no frick (you)
i will politely approach both of (you)
autistic social-skills-lacking homosexuals and charm you into playing the game with me
make me b***h
I'm practicing my trick shots
I do the crossword from the newspaper down the pub...
>Invite friend out with some other friends
>He's just playing genshin on his phone the entire time
>Try to get him involved in convos, even try getting him to talk genshin cause the others are also into genshin/starrail
>Just gives us 1 word answers
>Other friends weren't fond of him
Alrighty then homosexual
>pic and story
Yes we know genshit and honkai pedo rail is for brown people, thanks for confirming
Hey man are you feeling alright?
I know you posted this as bait but why would someone go to a bar just to play multiplayer on a handheld. Isn't that just isolating yourself from whatever experiences you'd get at a bar? Why not play at home on bigger screens and drink your own alcohol?
>ohhhhh babe I see my friend Marcus at the other side of the bar!
>wait right here while I go talk to him, you can grind on my game too for a little bit just sit tight :))
kek I read that as the man saying that
I did too. I just cant invision women playing vidya at all
No. Like all women, my wife has no interest video games.
My wife used to play a bunch of stuff like God of War, various platformers, peggle and puzzle point and click games.
Now the only games I got her to enjoy in the last decade are untitled goose game, inside, and mario kart.
I got her a Kirby and yoshi game she said looked really good, but she never played them.
>Do you game with your significant other Ganker?
No.
My wife plays shit games that I refuse to play with her.
Works out, I get alone to play games I want to play while she plays her shitass games
Of course, I always play with my right hand.
Yes but we don't BING BING WAHOO in public
>Diablo 4 is online only game
>mfw to play multi-player they'd have to be on public wifi
>mfw public wifi is shit
>mfw they're lying
>mfw I have no face
Yeah it’s kind of hard at times because she sucks at games for the most part, and has weird days where she absolutely hates playing one game
FFXVI was the only game. When she realized I didn't like the game and only played it because I thought she'd like me playing with her, she let me quit the game.
>he doesn't go to 2 hours all you can drink 30 bucks bars
Paying too much honestly.
I'm getting older, I don't drink to get drunk any more. I just want one solid brew when I go out now.
Can't be that old
I'm 37 and go to nomihodai places.
Typically out from 10pm til 6am
Spend most of the time doing Karaoke with people tho
You're genuinely made of some different shit than I am, I guess. More than 4 drinks in a night and I'm as good as useless the day after. Good for you though, honestly.
D4 BAD
Shouldn’t they be starting a family? Not playing video games at a bar.
Good for him. I'm glad he's enjoying time with his wife.
>wife playing Elden Ring on the PS5
>laying next to her playing Shadow Tower on the Steam Deck
It's comfy. Bringing a Deck to the bar isn't something I would do though unless it was specifically a video game bar
Yes and I even posted here before about how she got us matching controllers. Tried to get them for the PC too but I love my Vader 3 Pro too much. Having a gamer gf isnt as great as I thought it would be, when I would game in my last relationship she would just go watch YT makeup tutorials for 2 hours so I feel like I lost my little escape because she sees it as time for us to bond.
>trannoid colors
I remember your post.
Rent free.
Holy shit you’re an absolute cuck. KYS or go back to your r/sub
I haven't spoken to a woman other than my mom in 17 years.
How the hell do people like this get wives and girlfriends while I remain alone...
Frickin end it bros.
Your interests aren't what's holding you back anon, there's something in your personality that needs fixing
I’m actually divorced but I never gamed with my ex, she didn’t like things that were fun and actually got angry when people were happy, it was like being married to an anon.
Sounds like my mom
We hardly play together but we do play games at the same time
why is he black?
melanin
According to new Woke Black people, you dating a black person makes you racist as it is ruining the black race, hurting black woman, destroying the black family household, destroying the black community, and setting black people back, and ruining there black dna pool.
dey bleach dey chicken but not dey women, baka senpai
>beer at a pub is not expensive compared to beer at the store
Depends on the beer, location, venue, etc; I can get $2 PBRs at some dive bars here, or I can spend $20 for a 4 pack of some heavy stouts at the grocery store.
Steam Deck nigs single handedly took the crown from switch nigs, the most cringe people on earth. And that’s an accomplishment.
I'm sure the happily married couple is worried about some misanthrope thinking they're cringe
>two dudes
>married
Marriage is between a man and a woman only
Marriage is a certificate that couples use to obtain tax benefits. Your "sanctimony" of marriage hasn't existed since the church gave legitimacy to divorces, you fricking moron.
Marriage is between a man and a woman, homosexual. You and your boyfriend will never be married for real.
Yeah and your religious leader let women frick men behind their husband's back and excuses it while allowing them to take half his income to support Tyrone's baby. Shut the frick up, Christcuck
You will never be married to your boyfriend, homosexual. Marriage is between a man and a woman only.
>they''re not married
sounds like you have smething in common with gays after all
No but you're clearly bothered by it
Another homosexual that needs to be gunned downed and killed. Club Q needs to happen everywhere to your kind
>y-you should le DIE
>but someone else do it for me PWEASE >w<
when you finally die alone at your computer table it will take weeks for anyone to notice
i tried playing games drunk once after a party, shit fricking sucked ass. i played like shit with my slow reaction times, wasn't fully focused and just got annoyed
I used to play programming games while drunk
one of the only solutions in tis-100 that was higher than my friends on the histograms was one I made while shitfaced drunk that I have no idea how it even works
I used to play casuals in CSGO while getting really drunk, and I would just yell at people over the mi, asking them random stuff about their lives until someone responded. Actually ended up getting a lot of friend requests that way. Lots more fun than drinking at bars in person IMO, having done both.
>used to play casuals in CSGO while getting really drunk, and I would just yell racist and homophobic shit at people over the mi, called them niggrs until someone responded. Actually ended up getting a lot of bans that way. Lots more fun than drinking at bars in person IMO, having done both.
I dont like playing with my bf but we stream each others games.
We both are perfectionists in games so we just end up getting annoyed with each other if we game together.
What to do to avoid your future children ending up like this?
Why would you care about your adult children being in a relationship with someone they love and enjoying themselves in public?
Literally just spend time with them doing things together and making good memories. Whatever they associate happy times in their childhood with is what they'll likely keep doing in the future.
Enrollment in sports and extracurricular activities.
Not much, she doesn't play videogames very often. We had a brief phase where we played on a Minecraft server with some other friends, but like most servers, we beat the dragon then everyone left. Outside of that we sometimes go to the arcade to play Groove Coaster and whatever other arcade games catch our attention that day. Although, technically not a videogame, she is insane at air hockey for some reason, I don't think I have ever won against her.
>go out to brewery with wife
>so you can pay extra money to do what you already do at home
Maybe we deserve to have a mass die off.
>be me
>be 1600s peasant
>hang up a message on the the pub board looking for merrymakers to make whimsy at games of chance
>fellow townsfolk reply en masse with jabs of "ponder going to the pub to engage in activities one could do in the comfort of their homestead!"
>return home to my family of 7 and small but strong herd of cows and lament at the destruction of social order and merrymaking
No, my wife doesn't play video games. I tried dating women who do and they were generally low-tier. Got a Stacey with her own hobbies instead.
Your boyfriend is not a “wife,” moron.
Why are you obsessed with gays?
Mad, fat, and obsessed with gay sex
wow! we sure have a lot of LOSERS here huh bros?
>"Huh? No way, I'm not going to go out to socialize! Yes, I will continue to kvetch about the downfall of communities and social structure!"
>There are now unironic Reddit posts on Ganker
Fricking grim.
My girlfriend and I play some fighting games together on occasion afterwork. Currently been playing UNIclr and Tekken 7/8.
>Woman
>Able to play fighting games
>trannies
We don't play Strive though
>girlfriend
>fighting games
This is the most obvious troony “gf” I’ve ever seen talked about on Ganker.
>heh, going to enjoy some Diablo® Online® while drinking some quality IPA Pale Ale® vegan Edition while at my local Bearded Man® Brewery
>I am such a gamer and beer connoisseur
you play vidya with your wife at the bar so you can find another weirdo to have a threesome with. Ganker is fricking clueless
I bet his wife is thrilled.
gaming wife havers: how big are your wives? I’m assuming they are mostly 160-200lbs
mine's around 135ish pounds
*235ish sorry
I wish
56 kg, I don't know how many hamburgers that is
I love my wife(female)
haha
>2 obviously leftist homosexuals
>2 hamplanets
Why would anyone sit there?
cause they seem cool
>2 obvious leftist homosexuals
>2 hamplanets
>seem cool
YWNBAW. Go watch your Act Man slop videos and never come here again.
>YWNBAW
good. I don't take testosterone for nothing
I SAID LEAVE troony YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE
I'm glad I have friends that would slap the switch out of my hands if I did shit like this.
My wife only plays Animal Crossing on her switch. I don't want to share my hobbies with her
What is "significant other"?
>don't like beer
>le ebin reddit ipa drinkers have a melty
If you're going to be using mouse and keyboard anyway, just have a fricking laptop at that point. Assuming it's one of those nerdy breweries, they'd fit right in
Stuff like this makes me feel jealous until I remember I don't drink alcohol, or go outside, or would want his wife.