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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loaded question. Dread is pretty good, but not great imo. It did a lot of things right, but some things it fumbled. Best 2D bosses in the series though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Best 2D
      dread isn't 2D it is an side scrolling platformer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes that's what a 2D game is just ask the Sonicgays they would know better than you would.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes that's what a 2D game is just ask the Sonicgays they would know better than you would.

        Sonicgay here, it's definitely 2D.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you part of the same homosexual group that has been trying to meme that 2.5D isn't real?
        What is with this moronic shit lately? I've noticed with other terms as well. I swear it's an attempt to destroy all terms slowly but surely.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          2.5D only applies to games that actually involve the third spacial axis in the gameplay. Like Shadow Complex

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Spaniards can't into Metroid. Returns was shit, too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both were great. I recently emulated SR in Citra and was surprised at how good it was when I only ever see anons like yourself say its terrible.

      Get some taste

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i bought Returns on release and bounced off 2 separate times, still haven't finished it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AM2R homosexuals are insufferable. Playing a mediocre fangame was their way of "showing up" Nintendo. The absolute worst were the ones that said the game should be on eshop and wanted to pay for it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SR melee is shit and obviously built around it, low-res 3D graphics are shit, and boss-fights were shitty shit shit. Simple as. AM2R is objectively better and it has nothing to do with "spite". If that were true, I would be defending all fangames, but most are shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SR melee is shit and obviously built around it, low-res 3D graphics are shit, and boss-fights were shitty shit shit. Simple as. AM2R is objectively better and it has nothing to do with "spite". If that were true, I would be defending all fangames, but most are shit.

          I like both SR and AM2R. Neither are awful and its posts like both of yours that remind me how fricking homosexual this board is

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don;t have a cow man

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What an awful thread.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was great, it's just that the last time a 2D Metroid came out was almost 20 years ago and you were 20 years younger when you played it, just like every Nintendo property. No, Metroid Zero Mission and Fusion were not these 11/10 incredible genre-defying masterpieces, you were 12 or some shit playing a GBA. The fact that they managed to make a Metroid game that could hold my attention in 2022 is an incredible feat. If Nintendo proper made it I'm sure that it would have an hour long tutorial and lots of unskippable cutscenes/dialogue, as well as a baby mode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      60 dollars is too much for a handheld vidya, i borrowed Fusion and loved it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blogpost just to shit talk fusion and zero mission
      It’s okay if you have shit taste anon but just come out and say it next time. Also you’re objectively wrong, I’ve replayed both fusion and zero mission in the last decade and they hold up fine. Better than super dare I’d say.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dread is WAY better than fusion

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried playing Samus Returns but it really didn't feel good to play on my vanilla 3DS.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate movie games and blatant cinematic pandering, but when you get rid of that filth, Dread isn't that bad.

    >inb4 dude that looks heckin awesome
    hah, and they said Ganker doesn't love Other M.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn this looks stupid. At this point I have no hope for any classic series to be decent anymore aside from maybe Mario.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GETTING REWARDED FOR PLAYING GOOD IS... LE BAD

      every fricking time with you, ACgay:
      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/bG9L9G33_mZ6GyJJN_43OQ/

      moron

      it's probably ACgay samegayging himself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you were playing good, you wouldn't need to be rewarded.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          timing a parry is "playing good"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I timed a parry
            >this means I should get a 30 second cutscene and free damage
            >Super Metroid is trash because I had to *gasp* avoid enemy attacks once in a while

            ngmi

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses are dog shit, just like they were in Returns. Parrying mechanic is less hamfisted in than Returns did, but still a pain. The EMMY's suck ass. They get a little play pen that locks you in, they can just detect you if they want. The invisibility power is next to worthless. Run two screens away and go invisible and hide on a ceiling and the EMMY will still just walk right up and jump into you. Why do all the bosses have SO MUCH HP?! Why did they lean so hard into shine sparking for some of the power ups and still will not give advanced technique tutorials, and instead you just have to know that you can wall jump while shine sparking to extend the timer by 0.x miliseconds so you can move through two zig-zags and around a bend to shine spark up for a +5 missile...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like the shinespark parkor, and the fact that they never even tell you about it just means that it makes you want to experiment. Very refreshing for a change, but I can see why someone wouldn't like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      surprised it took this long for someone to tear this piece of shit game apart, i guess Ganker really is a bunch of consoomers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no one could say jackshit about dread cuz Metroidgays have been starved for soo long that the honeymoon period lasted a frickton

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had plenty to say about dread.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but everyone would go and say how you got
            >filtered
            >go back
            >metroid suit samus screaming like a feminist.jpg

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're gaslighting us.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >surprised it took this long
        Most of that was talked about day one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they can just detect you if they want. The invisibility power is next to worthless. Run two screens away and go invisible and hide on a ceiling and the EMMY will still just walk right up and jump into you
      I find it funny that people who don't know how it works b***h about this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does it work then, anon? Yes they detect you by last known location. Yes they detect you by sound. It still doesn't stop them from just knowing where you are and jumping up into ceilings after you've slowly crawled away a bit from where you were up on a ceiling while invisible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It might be possible that it just came across you while searching. It's not out of the realm of possibility. I'm not the biggest fan of EMMIs, but it's something that can happen.

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          <Heavy's Voice> "NO!"

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nintendies will eat anything shit out onto their plate

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was fine tbh. People want a Super Metroid 2 with all the sequence breaks and tech hardwired in, not realising that Super Metroid was more of a happy mistake than a closely tested and designed game

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't let you use your early power bombs.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s start with the data

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wasting time is good goy!
      frick off israelite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hollow knight was lame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >long = good
      moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of us aren’t neet losers with no money. Idgaf about $60, I’d rather have a shorter non padded game than a cheap drawn out one. Hollow Knight doesn’t drag too hard but it could have been 5-10 hours shorter and I highly doubt anyone would be complaining, it’s a very common criticism that is kind of overstays it’s welcome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody has ever paid $60 for Dread, it's always been on sale where I live

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bad soundtrack, design is too random with no real noticable areas. bad design is covered by constant one way paths

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another hourly discord troony raid I see.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me is the dumbass quick time events and that counter. Timing window is really short

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it was consumed alright

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >starved morons eat anything up

      Shocking

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pros
    >360 aim is a staple now
    >fixed Returns melee attacks so it's swift and keeps momentum
    >flash shift
    >EMMI
    >chozo palace
    >boss fights kicked ass

    Cons
    >music and map is probably one of the worst in the series
    >loading takes forever. Placing teleporters everywhere is just bad design
    >villain's plan kinda dumb
    >long-awaited reunion with chozo bro and he's just used as a plot-dump and dies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty reasonable pro/con list. I still enjoyed it and happily bought it so we hopefully get big budget metroids in the future.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I NEED spacewoman mutant gf

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a Metroid game.
    Next thread please.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so is OP a seething hollow Black person trying to cope over silksong STILL not existing? Or yet another supergay asshurt dread wasn't a literal copy/paste of super?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i like super, sue me

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's an exceptionally easy question.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do you know?
    Yes, because it was made by spanish people

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >metadoom
    >no metametroid

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty great, I'd put it as tied for second place with AM2R tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ever heard of Metroid Planets?
      >https://forum.metroidconstruction.com/index.php/topic,4952.0.html

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still surprised Nintendo hasn't DMCA'd this yet.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But it wasn’t shit, it’s just not very replayable outside of challenging yourself or going very fast. Hollow Knight had the same problem

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread was a lot better than the dogshit that fusion, but it was still mediocre

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game suited for the SNES. Outdated design principles where 60 bucks is not justified. Very poor replayability, no extra modes no nothing. Just a few hours trip through the map and you've no reason to ever play it again, just like Luigis mansion 3. If a game doesn't offer at least a hundred hours of play then it's no good. 20 to 30 would have been a more acceptable price. They didn't even try to make an impressive game. How about a randomizer? Procedual map generation? If that's just too hard then why wasn't the regular map traversible by multiple routes? it's a railroad all the way through. You don't get to make choices unless you literally cheat with camera breaks and noclipping or some other stupid bugged shit.

    The intro being nothing but words words words and cheap pictures is an immediate red flag. So low quality for a modern work. It's a pity because the movement is really slick and it could have been a truly good game but they didn't care. No vision. Modern games NEED replayability or a reasonable price tag. I don't care to do the same shit again with nothing changed.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid Dread is great and real Metroid game, unlike Metroid Fusion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fusion was the start of the era of killing Metroid from making all the stupid moves that put the series on ice after Other M.
        >crappy humanization of Samus that she really didn't need and show that the devs never had any understanding of her character prior
        >human space station over an alien Chozo planet
        >reusing the same factions for fanservice
        >making a new faction that just mimics the old factions
        >Samus ugly ass new suit
        >Adam is annoying as hell
        >linear and scripted as hell
        >can no longer get upgrades in any order
        >music didn't sound like Metroid
        >didn't even have Samus's theme song
        >game hand holds you without even trying to hide it
        >corrupt Federation Army plotline that would pit Samus against the good guys, humans
        Fusion sucked ass and it led to the even worse Other M. Even Dread refuse to acknowledge the corrupt Federation Army plot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's another moron who doesn't realize that Fusion was Metroid embracing its Alien inspiration and literally intended as the opposite of Super

          The entire point of it was to strip Samus from that faceless badass stereotype and focus on her as a person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            shame she is now a doomguy ripoff that screams a lot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >show that the devs never had any understanding of her character prior
            She didn't even have character.

            Shut up, trannies who don't understand Samus or Metroid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >immediately results to adhomins
              okay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                cope

                have a nice day, morons that shout character never had a character before never understood the character in the first place, this shit also happens with Halo with Halo 4 and 5 defenders.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                still lacking in argument

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >no argument
              cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >show that the devs never had any understanding of her character prior
          She didn't even have character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lel her character was better when there were no 'writers' involved.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's true of any video game character. Giving them "story" and "lore" and "personality" was worse for vidya than introducing DLC and microtransactions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This, simple is always better.

                still lacking in argument

                Fusion sucks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >corrupt Federation Army plotline that would pit Samus against the good guys, humans
          This was due to a mistranslated, the actual story is that there was a small corrupt group with in the federation that caused the events of fusion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, good, those storylines are always moronic, glad Nintendo was smart on just making it a small group.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Too bad other M still exist, and that story is a fricking mess. I really hope they retcon it at some point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No point when its story is as important as a tree falling in the woods.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Other M basically retcons itself

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >press X to awesome cutscene whoa samus is so badass
    the counter "mechanic" they introduced in the last game was shit and they only made it worse in Dread. Most fights are just "wait for the ennemy to flash and press X"

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread is much better than SR in every way, though some of that is because the original Metroid 2 map was dogshit. However, I hesitate to say it's better than Fusion. Some of the new mechanics are nice, but Fusion had a much better map and overall atmosphere. Dread is kind of in between Fusion and SR.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think metroidgays are so mindbroken by having no games that literally anything wouldve gotten the praise dread did

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread is great, but it had two major failings for me:

    >Preventing backtracking/closed map design
    Whenever I got a new item in Dread, I would remember the 3 places I could use that item to advance and try to backtrack to that location. But the game doesn't let you backtrack, it stops your progress and keeps you on the forward track so you don't get lost. I liked getting lost, remembering where I could use certain items, and all of that experience that came with super metroid.

    >music
    The environmental music for the different areas in Dread was disappointing and overall wack as frick compared to music from super or metroid prime. Those games have music with actual melodies that are still more ambient and atmospheric than the music in Dread

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a super early version of Dread? Looks like Sakamoto (or whoever put the project on hold for 15 years) wasn't wrong when he said it looked too much like Fusion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are blinking hatches not possible? unlocked hatches always blinked in Fusion

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize metroidshitters, your series has always been garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >posts human garbage
      cope.god of wife's son is ass and will never be a real game. movies don't count as vidya so soi of jak will never be a real vidya.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >on-rails moron gets filtered by looking up

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I found it very effective at communicating the game's expectations to me mostly non verbally. It was nearly always clear where I should be going next even if I wasn't being railroaded into taking that path. Simply for that, I would say it's better than average.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fusion is my favorite metroid and Super Metroid pales in comparison. Simply cause the enviroment that Fusion is in is simply way more interesting than Super's enviroment. I think the enviroment that you play through these games make or break the game for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All games have the exact same areas: the cold area, the hot area, the green jungly area, the lab area. Dread had the Chozo warrior tribe area and it was just decorations and copy pasted bosses

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fusion maintains all those enviroments in a space shuttle motiff

        Then you have shit taste.

        I'm sorry that your rose tinted goggles are on so tight

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm sorry that your rose tinted goggles are on so tight
          Yours seem to be melded on your face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just sounds like the case of shit taste and Fusion being your first Metroid game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I played them all in order.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then you have shit taste.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People that like Fusion over every other 2D Metroid games don't like Metroid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, most 2d metroid games are very subpar games, with added back tracking not because of fun exploration but to pad the length of these already short games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thus why Fusiongays' opinions aren't worth listening to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stay salty boomer

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very linear and tries (poorly) to trick you that it isn't. Attempt to backtrack even once and you'll notice all the gates the game puts up behind you. Very stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game gates you like any other 2D Metroid, I'm glad it didn't Fusion/Other M gate you. The two games you trannies like to defend for doing far worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >go out of my way to sequence break fusion
        >game jerks off how it's self-aware and how it totally knew I would sequence break it
        >locks down all the doors and orders me to backtrack ALL THE WAY back to the "right" path

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like both Fusion and Super for different reasons

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