Trolls do exist in that universe. It's a slur for Tall-Men AKA "regular" humans
But I don't expect that the artist for that knew that, either that or it's a fantastic twist.
2 months ago
Anonymous
I think the story framing is that Marcille is having bad dream after eating something weird and blames Laios for the scare
Worth noting, it's from C88 (year 2015) when the manga was still relatively new, not anime bandwagon thing.
I hate dwarves with a passion. Every single one of you frickers plays literally the exact same dwarf every single time you play a dwarf. Dwarves are for people who have a rock where their brain should be.
This, dwarves are just short, angry, ginger humans in appearance and behavior. The only thing different is they live longer, which is not a good thing. They're incredibly dull and fully redundant if your setting has humans.
Same goes for halflings, they're just short annoying humans with extra hair on their feet.
Namari said dwarves women grow whiskers and stubble but most shave it off.
She then ruins it by assuming human women also grow stubble because she confuses the light hair on people do shaving.
Then they ask why do Elves not have folical hair except above the nose.
You're an actual moron. A mind numbingly fricktarded joke of a human being. How are you this fricking stupid? I actually can't fricking fathom how god damn moronic you are, it hurts my fricking brain.
Human women do also grow stubble. That's extremely common, especially as women age. Menopausal women normally have chin fluff and thin moustaches like teenage boys. And guess what all these billions of women do, anon. Take a wild fricking guess what they do. Jesus christ you people don't even go outside and it shows.
wasn't there actually a setting like this with women wearing fake beards and being heavily clothed in public to be indistinguishable from men for protection or something?
There was also something about pulling the beard being an insult do the dwarf, since you're basically calling the guy a woman or attempting to pull on a hijab off an actual one.
I like dwarf women in theory, but I feel like a lot of artists have a hard time pinning down proportions. Kui's dwarf women are definitely some of the best, looking distinctly dwarvish without looking fricked up in the process.
Whatever you are, there is somebody out there who into exactly that. The unfortunate thing is that they are probably gross and unfrickable by our own standards. Such is life.
yes and having someone I could lift up easily was great for sex
she needed to stay thin though because as soon as she ate a little more she'd build up tummy chub instantly
In anonymous surveys and randomized selection trials, men overwhelmingly prefer heavier women for sex. But they don't usually enter committed relationships with them, unless living in highly stressful situations marked by scarcity and instability, in which case thin women are selected against for long-term relationships and marriage. The reasons for this are complicated but boil down to "what men frick and what men use to mark status against each other are unrelated."
>"what men frick and what men use to mark status against each other are unrelated"
So it's the same as with women. Women prefer ripped men for sex, but not for starting families with.
Obviously dwarves are exaggerated and would inevitably be weird looking in real life. That said, short and stout girls are fine as long as she holds her weight well and has a good face. There's some unfortunate chicks who just don't have curves at any weight. All their weight goes straight to their abdomen and they end up fat but with pancake breasts and pancake ass. Truly pitiful creatures.
I wanna play with their bellies and smack their naughty parts
>Nose-Kissing >Head-Petting >Belly-Poking >Cuddling her like a overstuffed pillow every night. >Teasing her as she gets affectionately irate. >Putting no fewer than four hu-warf babies in her.
Do men actually like this body type because IRL is a VERY different experience than the opinions here.
There is a line between 'pleasingly plumped' and 'fat'.
It likely helps that dwarves tend to be strongfat, which would likely help them carry their weight better.
Had to check because people said the same thing about the Tomo dub and that absolutely sounded fine when I checked it out, but having now heard it yeah I'd agree they went too hard with dub Namari. If you go listen to the VA's regular voice I think it would actually be a decent fit, so I suspect the problem is a bad voice director telling her to lay it on thicker than necessary.
Then why do they have such a similar mating strategy? They both also live underground. And both are reckless with their tech and unbearable to be around for the regular folks. Both are unreasonably hairy, greedy and loud. Both have irrational grudges towards everyone who is not them, and lets not talk about their inherent nature to backstab each other due to some trivial shit. I think you've been found out you ratshit midget.
Stopped reading there, you are a lorelet dipshit. Dawi are artistically careful about their technology and refuse to adopt anything even remotely new if it hasn't been tested for 100 years minimum.
>Do you like dwarf women?
Do I like them? No they're hairy and I'm not into that.
They're not really suitable for PCs in my game world as they're so few and far between. When a female dwarf is born she is betrothed to another clan which sets her up for an arranged marriage. Other than that they never leave their homes.
If a player insists on playing a female dwarf then their back story is already set in stone by default. You ran away from your arranged marriage and two clans want you back (your clan and the clan your were betrothed to) Dwarves will treat you with disrespect, other races often will not even recognize you as female.
I fricking love dorf women. >traditional values >places family and clan above all else >loyal, dependable, and reliable >skilled at crafts, which probably includes sewing and cooking >cute and short >cozy mountain homes >childbearing constitution >strong and sturdy >braids >will happily show you her gem collection >totally understands having an autistic fixation on esoteric and niche interests because that is the dwarven way >life is long enough that she will be able to look after your descendants after you pass (who will also inherit long life) but not so long that you're just a footnote of her lifespan >height difference smooches >able to turn to stone for 60 seconds once per day to become immune to bleed and poison damage at the cost of reduced movement speed
The ideal woman.
Art I commissioned for a Namari (character from OP image) mod I'm working on, it's currently being rigged for animation. You do type like a redditor tho, please don't do that.
Say what you want about WoW, it has some of the best waifu races in the genre, including the hottest incarnation of dwarf women in fantasy. God I love me some dark irons.
Say what you want about WoW, it has some of the best waifu races in the genre, including the hottest incarnation of dwarf women in fantasy. God I love me some dark irons.
Dwarf Female is ironically one of the least popular combos in WoW. No clue how it is after the Dark Iron were added in.
Say what you want about WoW, it has some of the best waifu races in the genre, including the hottest incarnation of dwarf women in fantasy. God I love me some dark irons.
She's not bad.
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Dwarf Female is ironically one of the least popular combos in WoW. No clue how it is after the Dark Iron were added in.
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Dungeon Meshi.
Dark Iron would be their own stats, also they made most of the normal dwarf hairstyles worse. Almost all the metal hair bangles were made leather and then worst of all
You want a braid? Enjoy the fricking Hollywood dyke sideshave to go with it!
No, you can't access the normal hair styles.
I got this from someone who's literally self-described in those words and even has a bit of a shave and wants to get rid of it because of how forced it feels in media.
Han actually 28.
Funny thing is she doesn't have acondroplysia (the most comment type of dwarfism) so she doesn't have a pronounced for head and her truck is proportional to her limbs. Which is why I say halfling. When I first saw her profile I didn't even realize she was a halfling
She is litterally a small woman.
Darwf women, Halfling women, Imp women, goblin women, Kobold women, fairy women, Duegar women, shorty elf and human women.
Love me some shorties.
They are cute.
I love to pick them up, thou i think a darwf would pick me up instead.
I could get behind more of them if they looked like this, but she's not terribly Dwarvish. If you hadn't suggested she was, I wouldn't have thought she was a Dwarf.
dwarf women is just neanderthal so if you want to do a sex into them that means your ancestors grugged and bungad with neanderthals and you probably have a red hair DNA somewhere
As they neither actually exist nor is their a consistent stereotype/trope of what they are like in literally any aspect, I have no opinion on dwarf women.
>they aren't really dwarves, they always just have short human proportions.
are you telling me that dwarf , coming from the old germanic word or short, is not just a short human?
Come on now
Why the fixation on beards for dwarf women, exactly? Is it really one offhand comment in Lord of the Rings? It seems pretty reductive, like saying dwarves are basically sentient beards with bodies attached to them and nothing else going on.
It's a bit like boy who cried wolf, opinions on AI images are so programmed that they can't really be taken seriously anymore. No matter the quality, it's inevitable some NPCs will beep out their programmed insults.
There's plenty of good AI images, the one you posted is not one of those. Look at that armor. It's something out of a fever dream. I've seen plenty of AI generated armor suits that are very difficult to determine they're generated unlike this thing where it's blatantly obvious.
>it's impossible that everyone dislikes the thing I like, it must be a CONSPIRACY!
2 months ago
Anonymous
The funny thing is a lot of people don't mind AI art or understand it's appeal in TRPG contexts, but slopgays are such obnoxious, cancerous spammers that the gut reaction is it's better to just blanket ban the whole affair rather than deal with them.
2 months ago
Anonymous
I wish other boards did that. It gets really discouraging to engage in anything when you go into a "post art of x" thread and you end up scrolling past 400+ posts in 3 minutes because almost everything is AI slop.
I was running an OSE campaign and one of my players rolled a female dwarf for his character, and by rolled I even mean rolled d% to determine sex (20% female, 80% male). Traded edged and weapon and bow proficiency for the ability to turn undead being a dwarf "priestess". Anyway, the art he gave me for the token (foundry + voice chat isn't optimal gaming but its better than no gaming) didn't have a beard. In the first town after their caravan landed on the frontier involved an old dwarf woman who was more beard than flesh would incessantly mock her for her vanity in shaving to "impress the tall ones" and how she'll never find a real dwarf to "light her furnace" if she kept shaved.
>she'll never find a real dwarf to "light her furnace" if she kept shaved. >There's more than enough tinder where it matters, old hag. No master prospector could find any ore on your depleted mines though.
All dwarves should love to battle, banter and barter.
She's not bad.
[...]
Dwarf Female is ironically one of the least popular combos in WoW. No clue how it is after the Dark Iron were added in.
[...]
Dungeon Meshi.
>look at how wide this mine is! >you could throw a human down here and not hit the sides
Still not as cancerous as slopspammers. I get that you're mad that jannies deleted your spam, but getting rid of you gays is healthier for the board as a whole, just like when quests were relocated
This is my first time saying this you paranoid b***h. Maybe multiple people just draw the same conclusion on the swill you just admitted to spamming all over the board.
[...]
[...]
Dark Iron would be their own stats, also they made most of the normal dwarf hairstyles worse. Almost all the metal hair bangles were made leather and then worst of all
You want a braid? Enjoy the fricking hollywood dyke sideshave to go with it!
No, you can't access the normal hair styles.
I got this from someone who's literally self-described in those words and even has a bit of a shave and wants to get rid of it because of how forced it feels in media.
>dwarves were largely ignored until they made them dark literally and metaphorically
I liked dwarves from the start and vastly prefer bronzebeards over dark irons; it sucks it took this long for people to realize they are the definitive shortstacks. People really took to sexualizing goblins, of all things, first.
yes
Yeah
Wrong board
>dwarf
>women
No thanks, I am not a gay
nah you are
Why so few hentai of her?
Give it time.
There's barely anything of the elf. Or there was, last I checked before the anime came out.
Give the animeonlys time to discover Namari's leg fetish.
Dungeon Meshi girls are not for sexual.
>(let's give her) to the man-eating troll!
It's funny. There are no Trolls in that universe.
Is it a euphemism for his wiener?
Trolls do exist in that universe.
It's a slur for Tall-Men AKA "regular" humans
But I don't expect that the artist for that knew that, either that or it's a fantastic twist.
I think the story framing is that Marcille is having bad dream after eating something weird and blames Laios for the scare
Worth noting, it's from C88 (year 2015) when the manga was still relatively new, not anime bandwagon thing.
I want to breed Izutsumi and produce a litter of cat-hybrid children with her.
I hate dwarves with a passion. Every single one of you frickers plays literally the exact same dwarf every single time you play a dwarf. Dwarves are for people who have a rock where their brain should be.
This, dwarves are just short, angry, ginger humans in appearance and behavior. The only thing different is they live longer, which is not a good thing. They're incredibly dull and fully redundant if your setting has humans.
Same goes for halflings, they're just short annoying humans with extra hair on their feet.
Only when they have beards, like they're supposed to.
Namari said dwarves women grow whiskers and stubble but most shave it off.
She then ruins it by assuming human women also grow stubble because she confuses the light hair on people do shaving.
Then they ask why do Elves not have folical hair except above the nose.
Frick off with that wishy-washy shit. Give me a stout woman with a beard that goes to her breasts.
A woman with a beard is just a man.
You're an actual moron. A mind numbingly fricktarded joke of a human being. How are you this fricking stupid? I actually can't fricking fathom how god damn moronic you are, it hurts my fricking brain.
he said calmly.
Said the moron who takes a few lines from lotr meant as an in-universe joke and thinks it should seriously be applied to all fantasy.
you sound like a raging homosexual.
You mean like this? Rejoice, for Japan got it right for once.
Human women do also grow stubble. That's extremely common, especially as women age. Menopausal women normally have chin fluff and thin moustaches like teenage boys. And guess what all these billions of women do, anon. Take a wild fricking guess what they do. Jesus christ you people don't even go outside and it shows.
What do they do?
They lick it off of each other in bathrooms.
The beard is actually a hijab.
>my pet theory is Dwarves veil their women and that these women do not go out in public unaccompanied
wasn't there actually a setting like this with women wearing fake beards and being heavily clothed in public to be indistinguishable from men for protection or something?
There was also something about pulling the beard being an insult do the dwarf, since you're basically calling the guy a woman or attempting to pull on a hijab off an actual one.
Discworld.
no, Dscworld dwarfs all have beards, they don't fake it, and the idea of a dwarf woman shaving off her beard is considered a blasphemy.
*sideburns
Just admit your a homosexual, li'l broski.
If you're talking about beardless dwarf women, then yes I do. Even more than elf women too.
They get my rocks and stones off
careful anon, she's after your family israeliteels
Yes
>Do you like dwarf women?
Like my ale, stout and bitter.
Ale, stout, and bitter are all different drinks.
Do half dwarves exist in delicious in dungeon universe?
Yes, they look like very heavy-set jowly people
Dwarf women don't like me so it doesn't matter.
They want Giants wiener in them.
Still voiced by a woman, tho. Also married to Little Kuriboh.
>Also married to Little Kuriboh.
So you're saying I have a chance.
I like dwarf women in theory, but I feel like a lot of artists have a hard time pinning down proportions. Kui's dwarf women are definitely some of the best, looking distinctly dwarvish without looking fricked up in the process.
I wanna play with their bellies and smack their naughty parts
Do men actually like this body type because IRL is a VERY different experience than the opinions here.
Whatever you are, there is somebody out there who into exactly that. The unfortunate thing is that they are probably gross and unfrickable by our own standards. Such is life.
I've been with a girl who was like
yes and having someone I could lift up easily was great for sex
she needed to stay thin though because as soon as she ate a little more she'd build up tummy chub instantly
In anonymous surveys and randomized selection trials, men overwhelmingly prefer heavier women for sex. But they don't usually enter committed relationships with them, unless living in highly stressful situations marked by scarcity and instability, in which case thin women are selected against for long-term relationships and marriage. The reasons for this are complicated but boil down to "what men frick and what men use to mark status against each other are unrelated."
>"what men frick and what men use to mark status against each other are unrelated"
So it's the same as with women. Women prefer ripped men for sex, but not for starting families with.
Turns out people are made of contradictions, yeah.
Obviously dwarves are exaggerated and would inevitably be weird looking in real life. That said, short and stout girls are fine as long as she holds her weight well and has a good face. There's some unfortunate chicks who just don't have curves at any weight. All their weight goes straight to their abdomen and they end up fat but with pancake breasts and pancake ass. Truly pitiful creatures.
>Nose-Kissing
>Head-Petting
>Belly-Poking
>Cuddling her like a overstuffed pillow every night.
>Teasing her as she gets affectionately irate.
>Putting no fewer than four hu-warf babies in her.
There is a line between 'pleasingly plumped' and 'fat'.
It likely helps that dwarves tend to be strongfat, which would likely help them carry their weight better.
Short and stout.
Had to check because people said the same thing about the Tomo dub and that absolutely sounded fine when I checked it out, but having now heard it yeah I'd agree they went too hard with dub Namari. If you go listen to the VA's regular voice I think it would actually be a decent fit, so I suspect the problem is a bad voice director telling her to lay it on thicker than necessary.
Dwarf women in the old Ravenloft books were hot
My Dwarfettes are Saudi tier, veiled and hidden in hareems guarded by constructs.
They're alright.
This is how I dwarf female
Are skaven just furry dwarfs?
No you moron.
Then why do they have such a similar mating strategy? They both also live underground. And both are reckless with their tech and unbearable to be around for the regular folks. Both are unreasonably hairy, greedy and loud. Both have irrational grudges towards everyone who is not them, and lets not talk about their inherent nature to backstab each other due to some trivial shit. I think you've been found out you ratshit midget.
>And both are reckless with their tech
Stopped reading there, you are a lorelet dipshit. Dawi are artistically careful about their technology and refuse to adopt anything even remotely new if it hasn't been tested for 100 years minimum.
Yeah and then they boast that skill and craftmanship and dig too deep to get slain by whatever ancient evil they happened to unleash this time.
What you described sounds like goblins. Does that mean goblins are green dwarves?
Who knows what other secrets they are keeping in their underground nests.
>Do you like dwarf women?
Do I like them? No they're hairy and I'm not into that.
They're not really suitable for PCs in my game world as they're so few and far between. When a female dwarf is born she is betrothed to another clan which sets her up for an arranged marriage. Other than that they never leave their homes.
If a player insists on playing a female dwarf then their back story is already set in stone by default. You ran away from your arranged marriage and two clans want you back (your clan and the clan your were betrothed to) Dwarves will treat you with disrespect, other races often will not even recognize you as female.
So you dislike dwarven women because they're hairy in your own setting where you chose to make them hairy?
Did that really go over your head or are you just shit posting?
No, I'm just wondering why you chose to make them hairy if you dislike it.
Because I don't need to be sexually attracted to ever race's females.
>Do I "like" them? No they're hairy and I'm not into that
>Do I like them? No they're hairy and I'm not into that.
>he doesn't like pubes
Dwarf women have chest hair in my setting and I'm not into that, no.
RUDE.
You are NTA
But yeah, they have hairy chests and beards. They're Tolkien dwarf women.
>a proud and noble race
I like dwarf women drawn by horny men with conventional taste.
I do not like dwarf women drawn by coping fat chicks or horny men with fat fetishes.
Absolutely this.
My type is honestly tall and lithe, so probably how a lot of setting portray elves... guess that makes me a leaf lover.
Imagine
I love them, always try to fit them in my stories somehow.
I recognize that dwarf
ah what the hell any evening is a good shortstack evening, brb
Man of taste
Yeah, SHIT taste
I fricking love dorf women.
>traditional values
>places family and clan above all else
>loyal, dependable, and reliable
>skilled at crafts, which probably includes sewing and cooking
>cute and short
>cozy mountain homes
>childbearing constitution
>strong and sturdy
>braids
>will happily show you her gem collection
>totally understands having an autistic fixation on esoteric and niche interests because that is the dwarven way
>life is long enough that she will be able to look after your descendants after you pass (who will also inherit long life) but not so long that you're just a footnote of her lifespan
>height difference smooches
>able to turn to stone for 60 seconds once per day to become immune to bleed and poison damage at the cost of reduced movement speed
The ideal woman.
>t.
Very nice list anon.
I'm a Halfling lady fan myself for similar reasons.
>the only con is average human won't fit in Halfling homes
Yes.
Finally, some good fricking femdwarfs
>short elf
>good dwarf
my good sir, what's the source for this?
You type like a redditor
Not sure why you felt compelled to add nothing to the conversation, but that doesn't seem unusual for you.
I don't know what you mean. The best female dwarves are those that look like human e-girls their whole life.
And they should know how to cook.
Art I commissioned for a Namari (character from OP image) mod I'm working on, it's currently being rigged for animation. You do type like a redditor tho, please don't do that.
We're talking about WOMEN anon, not little girls.
She's an adult dwarf woman, though. Stop using other race aesthetics.
for me, it's Sherry
But all that potential...
Big fan of dwarven women. Especially the grey-skinned, tattooed kind.
Misurn would definitely be racist. The only reason Cithis isn't balking as much is because she was thinking the same thing.
Say what you want about WoW, it has some of the best waifu races in the genre, including the hottest incarnation of dwarf women in fantasy. God I love me some dark irons.
She's not bad.
Dwarf Female is ironically one of the least popular combos in WoW. No clue how it is after the Dark Iron were added in.
Dungeon Meshi.
Dark Iron would be their own stats, also they made most of the normal dwarf hairstyles worse. Almost all the metal hair bangles were made leather and then worst of all
You want a braid? Enjoy the fricking Hollywood dyke sideshave to go with it!
No, you can't access the normal hair styles.
I got this from someone who's literally self-described in those words and even has a bit of a shave and wants to get rid of it because of how forced it feels in media.
>what can we call tallmen [humans] and half-foots besides "short-lived races"?
>inferior
I mean, he's not wrong.
I'm dating a girl who is 4ft so yeah
More like a halfling though
Pedo
She's 28 bro
...out of 10!
Han actually 28.
Funny thing is she doesn't have acondroplysia (the most comment type of dwarfism) so she doesn't have a pronounced for head and her truck is proportional to her limbs. Which is why I say halfling. When I first saw her profile I didn't even realize she was a halfling
She is litterally a small woman.
>Han actually 28.
ESL pedo moment
my phones shitty auto correct
Your dimunitive Chinese wife?
Who is Han?
Serious question: are there not legit physical issues with fricking a dwarf?
What kind of physical issues are you imagining?
Sex in intrinsically akward and messy thing. A girl being short makes my own short member feel bigger so it all works out
In dog years?
Only when they have short hair, are sassy tomboys, and I can lick the sweat off their perfect six pack.
Let me guess, you're an overweight bearded autistic man who could never pull a muscle mommy IRL?
have a nice day homosexual
Dwarf women should have beards. Or at least long, luxuriously groomed sideburns
>least long, luxuriously groomed sideburns
Like so?
Darwf women, Halfling women, Imp women, goblin women, Kobold women, fairy women, Duegar women, shorty elf and human women.
Love me some shorties.
They are cute.
I love to pick them up, thou i think a darwf would pick me up instead.
They certainly should be more popular.
I could get behind more of them if they looked like this, but she's not terribly Dwarvish. If you hadn't suggested she was, I wouldn't have thought she was a Dwarf.
>dwarf ojou-sama with drill-hair
I didnt know how much I needed this in my life
She's also a duergar
This is Ganker, we simultaneously lust after all women while also denigrating them as prostitutes
That's 99% of the modern Western internet including the women themselves
>hehe we're such a heckin Gankernerino we all hate women and wanna bomb the capitol amirite chuddies???
Fed detected
Only one of these things is true for me.
not true, I only hate some women.
No
dwarf women is just neanderthal so if you want to do a sex into them that means your ancestors grugged and bungad with neanderthals and you probably have a red hair DNA somewhere
Yes I do like my beardless muscle shortstacks girls.
Those are clearly gnomes.
As they neither actually exist nor is their a consistent stereotype/trope of what they are like in literally any aspect, I have no opinion on dwarf women.
That is peak adorable
I don't like dwarves, their stocky aesthetic doesn't fit my tastes.
>they aren't really dwarves, they always just have short human proportions.
are you telling me that dwarf , coming from the old germanic word or short, is not just a short human?
Come on now
Why the fixation on beards for dwarf women, exactly? Is it really one offhand comment in Lord of the Rings? It seems pretty reductive, like saying dwarves are basically sentient beards with bodies attached to them and nothing else going on.
>voiced by LittleKuribos husband(female)
American voice acting is so pozzed it's not even funny
What's that from
You must be pretty new not to recognize Dungeon Meshi.
Monthly threads for over a decade. Yes, you are a fricking tourist.
That's not a dwarf, that's AI slop with six fingers.
Looks like shit.
I disagree. Just seems like you're sulking.
Here's a second opinion: it does look like shit.
It's a bit like boy who cried wolf, opinions on AI images are so programmed that they can't really be taken seriously anymore. No matter the quality, it's inevitable some NPCs will beep out their programmed insults.
Or maybe you should just stay in your containment general you thread derailing homosexual
It's your whining that derailed the thread.
There's plenty of good AI images, the one you posted is not one of those. Look at that armor. It's something out of a fever dream. I've seen plenty of AI generated armor suits that are very difficult to determine they're generated unlike this thing where it's blatantly obvious.
>it's impossible that everyone dislikes the thing I like, it must be a CONSPIRACY!
The funny thing is a lot of people don't mind AI art or understand it's appeal in TRPG contexts, but slopgays are such obnoxious, cancerous spammers that the gut reaction is it's better to just blanket ban the whole affair rather than deal with them.
I wish other boards did that. It gets really discouraging to engage in anything when you go into a "post art of x" thread and you end up scrolling past 400+ posts in 3 minutes because almost everything is AI slop.
shit
Yes
I was running an OSE campaign and one of my players rolled a female dwarf for his character, and by rolled I even mean rolled d% to determine sex (20% female, 80% male). Traded edged and weapon and bow proficiency for the ability to turn undead being a dwarf "priestess". Anyway, the art he gave me for the token (foundry + voice chat isn't optimal gaming but its better than no gaming) didn't have a beard. In the first town after their caravan landed on the frontier involved an old dwarf woman who was more beard than flesh would incessantly mock her for her vanity in shaving to "impress the tall ones" and how she'll never find a real dwarf to "light her furnace" if she kept shaved.
>she'll never find a real dwarf to "light her furnace" if she kept shaved.
>There's more than enough tinder where it matters, old hag. No master prospector could find any ore on your depleted mines though.
All dwarves should love to battle, banter and barter.
Had the player been this quick witted, I would have rewarded him.
>look at how wide this mine is!
>you could throw a human down here and not hit the sides
Yes.
Still not as cancerous as slopspammers. I get that you're mad that jannies deleted your spam, but getting rid of you gays is healthier for the board as a whole, just like when quests were relocated
I dont like Women.
This way female dwarves have beards while still not having facial hair.
God I hate the way zoomers write dialogue. Covid lockdowns just utterly nuked their ability to sound even remotely human.
webcomics have always been dogshit
Actually rent free. Somehow you're here every time it's posted.
This is my first time saying this you paranoid b***h. Maybe multiple people just draw the same conclusion on the swill you just admitted to spamming all over the board.
>dwarf thread
>it's shit
Every time
C'mon anon, now you're just being too obvious about it.
>dwarves were largely ignored until they made them dark literally and metaphorically
I liked dwarves from the start and vastly prefer bronzebeards over dark irons; it sucks it took this long for people to realize they are the definitive shortstacks. People really took to sexualizing goblins, of all things, first.
I've seen a few good classic era Dwarf things. Doesn't help that when the models got updated in WoD the Dwarves got bigger noses and smaller TnA.
DARK IRON DWARVES SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED. THAT TRAITOR SHOULD BE BEHEADED AND HER MONGREL CHILD STRANGLED WITH ITS OWN BIRTH CORD.
What are these from?
DWARF WOMEN MUST HAVE BEARDS
Silence homosexual.
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
>69
Then why does he have gaydigits?
Dark Iron dwarf women are sexy.
Budget drow with feminism haircuts. Hard pass.
The haircuts are a new weakness. They were better when using just normal dwarf hair even if it didn't have the cool fire effect.
Really desperate to keep your slopthread alive, huh?
This thread has made me realize that I have a fantasy muscle dwarf woman (beardless) fetish.
You are all just horny the correct way to depict female dwarfs is they should be identical to male dwarfs and only dwarfs can tell the difference
>women
Gay
bruh im dwarfin right now.
No, you're just sloppin
How do I acquire Dwarf wife as a Human lanklet with no gold?
I like THAT dwarf woman.
Nah, I prefer my shortstacks to be petite, greenskined, and far more feral
Yes
Why did they give her such a masculine voice in the anime?
I feel like this kind of thread was posted not too long ago.